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Retire in 2025 Minecraft SMP Towns

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	5667
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Items Found:	4133	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Animals Bred:	10
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Mines Excavated:	2719
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new patch of diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like no other!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and maybe even a few explosions (don’t worry, it’s all in good fun)!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure that only the bravest of players can uncover. Rumor has it that there’s even a hidden portal to a dimension filled with flying pigs and talking cows.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. If you can catch one, you’ll be set for life!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for the craziest, most hilarious gaming experience of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Retire in Minecraft SMP

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	6216
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Divine Spears Created:	11	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	34
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Love Letters Sent:	13
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	2

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter! Join us and experience the thrill of paying 300k for a tiny room called a zogpod, plus an additional 1000 bucks a month for food and internet. But here’s the kicker – the price is multiplied by the amount of months you have left to live! That means if you’re a 25-year-old guy with 50 years left to live, you’ll be shelling out a whopping 600k for your virtual living expenses.

But don’t worry, it’s all worth it for the crazy adventures you’ll have on our server. From battling giant chickens to building roller coasters that defy the laws of physics, there’s never a dull moment in our world. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive (and pay the bills) in our wild and wacky Minecraft universe!

Momma’s Minecraft Moolah

Allowance, family dynamics, Family Support, financial boundaries, financial independence, financial responsibility, frugal, generational wealth, HCOL area, Inheritance, Investment, Job, living with parents, Minecraft, mom, mommas, money management, Moolah, Parent-child relationship, personal finance, retirement funds, savings, WIBTA

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	3525
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	21	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

Are you tired of being guilt-tripped by your mom for having a good job and not giving her enough money to brag about to her friends? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the clutches of financial manipulation in the real world.

On our server, you can build your dream mansion without worrying about your mom asking for $1000 a month. Use all your hard-earned diamonds to create the most extravagant castle in all of Minecraft land!

And forget about squirreling away your hard-earned emeralds in hidden chests around the house. On our server, you can invest in virtual stocks and watch your wealth grow exponentially without any arguments with paranoid parents about online banking.

So come join us on our server and leave behind the drama of real life. Build, mine, and craft your way to financial freedom (and maybe even a little revenge on that pesky mom of yours). See you in the virtual world!

Browns Are Ruining Technology Minecraft SMP

Browns, computer glitches, computer issues, digital dilemmas, digital disruptions, hardware defects, hardware malfunctions, innovation obstacles, IT challenges, IT problems, long tail, Minecraft, negative impact, Ruining, ruining technology, smp, software bugs, software problems, system failures, tech issues, tech troubles, technological issues, technological setbacks, Technology

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	8189
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Crops Grown:	7679
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	30
Players Killed by Monsters:	4533	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Are you tired of those pesky browns ruining all your high-tech gadgets and gizmos? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we have a strict anti-brown policy! No more brown blocks messing up your redstone contraptions or brown sheep eating all your crops. Join us and say goodbye to the tyranny of the browns!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a chicken so powerful that it can lay diamond eggs and summon armies of feathered warriors to do its bidding. Will you be able to tame this mighty fowl and harness its incredible powers for your own gain?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is located on the back of a giant turtle that swims through the endless ocean of Minecraft? That’s right, every time you log on, you’ll be riding on the shell of a massive reptile as it navigates the treacherous waters of the blocky world.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world unlike any other, where the browns are kept at bay, chickens reign supreme, and turtles are your trusty steeds. See you in game!

TV Troubles Minecraft Server

aita, autism, bedtime routine, Blame, broken TV, children, Communication, communication breakdown, Conflict, discipline, discipline techniques, Frustration, Minecraft, misunderstanding, parenting, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, Son, supervision, troubles, water damage

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	8306
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	2259
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Star Shards Collected:	160	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from the drama of everyday life? Look no further than our server, where you can escape into a world of blocks and adventures!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy stories, like the time a player built a giant statue of a creeper that accidentally blew up half the server! Or the time a group of players tried to ride pigs off a cliff, thinking they could fly like in the game.

But that’s not all – our server is so addictive, even a toddler with a spray bottle couldn’t tear themselves away! Just like how one player’s son went on a rampage, spraying water all over their TV while they were busy putting their other kids to bed. Talk about a waterlogged TV drama!

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable and chaotic as a toddler on a sugar rush, come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected – like broken TVs, angry boyfriends, and streaky screens. It’s all part of the fun on our Minecraft server!

BabyBlockBully

baby names, BabyBlockBully, BLACKPINK, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, Decision making, Disrespect, Drama, emotional, friendship, Kpop, Lisa, Motherhood, Opinions, parenting, Pregnancy, relationships, Self Respect, Support, VALUES

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	9793
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Mines Excavated:	2599
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	589	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Ores Mined:	4916

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server where we have more drama than a kpop fan feud!

We have a player named Stephen who is obsessed with a virtual Lisa from BlackPink, and he’s causing more chaos than a creeper explosion. But don’t worry, our pregnant player is ready to kick him out faster than you can say “redstone.”

Join us for a server full of unexpected twists and turns, where even naming your in-game baby can lead to a showdown. Who needs boring old mining and crafting when you can have this level of entertainment? Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server now!

AttractiveAF in Minecraft SMP

attractive, AttractiveAF, attractiveness bias, beauty privilege, beauty standards, beauty struggles, being attractive, body image, discrimination, double standards, Harassment, horrible experience, Jealousy, Minecraft, objectification, people, reddit, self esteem, self worth, smp, societal pressure, Stereotypes, unwanted attention

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	6023
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	21	Void Armor Forged:	29
Holy Grails Found:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Zombie Dances:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

Are you tired of being constantly harassed by mobs in Minecraft just because you’re too good-looking for your own good? Well, look no further because our SMP server is the perfect place for you! Join us and experience a world where being attractive actually works in your favor – mobs will be too busy admiring your beauty to attack you! Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon has a crush on anyone with a high level of attractiveness, so you might just win the game by being too good-looking. So come on, join us and show off your stunning looks in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP server!

NightmareCraft

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	8452
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Love Letters Sent:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	9085
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	37

Have you ever been chased by a horde of angry creepers while trying to build your dream castle? Or had a run-in with a zombie horde that just wouldn’t quit? Well, fear no more because on our server, we guarantee that the only thing you’ll be running from is laughter! Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and a community that will have you laughing until you cry. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the fun begin!

CUBEVILLE – Vanilla 1.5.2 Minecraft Server

Discord, Islands, Limited World, logs, Minecraft, Ocean, Plugins, rules, Server, Vanilla

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	5676
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Animals Bred:	81
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	19

A pure vanilla server with a minimal set of plugins.

The world is limited to 2500 blocks in each direction, as well as a bunch of small islands and a giant ocean.

Each player has access to logs `/co i`

P.s. Before you come in, please read the rules, they are available on Discord.

cubeville.fun:25786

LuckyGem: The Server Where Diamonds Are So Last Season! Join Now for a Gem-tastic Adventure!

active community, Adventure, apply, awesome builds, Build Competitions, Community, Diamond Economy, diamonds, Discord, Donations, Friendly, Gemtastic, Join, Land Claim, LuckyGem, Mature Community, nether tunnel highways, No Economy, no teleporting, player-built, responsive staff, Season, Server, smp, Staff Team, trusted community, Uhc, weekly competitions, weekly events, Whitelisted

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	6361
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Love Letters Sent:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4

LuckyGem SMP Overview:

Server Type	Survival Multiplayer
Version	1.21
Plugins	None
Whitelisted	Yes
Discord	Join our Discord

FAQ:

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	To join the server, you must apply via our Discord. Click the link above to join.
Are there any game altering plugins?	No, we do not use any game altering plugins on our server.
Is teleportation allowed?	There is no teleporting plugin. You can travel by foot or use the nether tunnel highways for faster travel.
Is there an economy plugin?	No, we do not have an economy plugin. You can claim a stall and participate in a trust-based diamond economy.
Is there a land claim plugin?	No, you can simply find a free spot, mark it out, and start building.

Cocky Trans Minecraft Server

acceptance, Cock, Cocky, consequences, dignity, discrimination, gender, Identity, LGBTQ, Lust, Minecraft, personal choices, relationships, Respect, self destruction, self esteem, self-acceptance, self-destructive behavior, Server, Sexuality, shame, society, Trans, Transgender

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	808
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Astral Projections Made:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Endless Night Skies:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	455
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Farms Harvested:	401	Epic Battles Fought:	20

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where people actually care about your personal life choices? Well, look no further! Join our server where being trans and lusting after cock is not only accepted, but encouraged!

We have a special TNT event where you can blow up your entire life in a virtual world and still come out on top. Who needs respect or dignity when you can have a blast (literally) with your fellow players?

Come join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories that will have you laughing until you cry. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft server experience of your life!

Celebrity Minecraft SMP Board

4chan, Anonymity, Board, browsing habits, Celebrities, Celebrity, celebrity culture, Celebrity Gossip, celebrity privacy, famous internet users, famous people, internet anonymity, internet rumors, internet speculation, Internet Theory, Minecraft, online activity, online anonymity, online forums, online presence, smp, social media, Taylor Swift

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	535
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Endless Night Skies:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Votes:	3218	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6

So, picture this: a Minecraft SMP where all the players are secretly famous celebrities! That’s right, we’ve got Taylor Swift building a mansion next to Elon Musk’s redstone contraption extravaganza. And guess what? They all browse 4chan! Can you imagine the chaos that ensues when Kanye West starts a prank war with Jeff Bezos? Join our server for a chance to rub virtual elbows with the rich and famous, and maybe even uncover some scandalous secrets along the way. Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret underground bunker where Bill Gates and Beyoncé are plotting world domination through pixelated blocks. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life – join now!

SeditiousCraft: 1stConviction

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	8641
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Animals Bred:	198	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Villages Defended:	15	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we make wearing seditious t-shirts a crime! be the first to get convicted under our hilarious security law for sporting rebellious fashion choices. join now for a chance to be the most stylish prisoner in all of minecraft land! #fashionpolice #minecraftconviction #rebelwithacause