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| Players: | 92/300 | Votes: | 7778 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 | Battle Standards Raised: | 8 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 | Wilderness Tamed: | 16 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 8 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 8 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 18 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 23 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 |
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