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Retire in Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most insane Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter! Join us and experience the thrill of paying 300k for a tiny room called a zogpod, plus an additional 1000 bucks a month for food and internet. But here’s the kicker – the price is multiplied by the amount of months you have left to live! That means if you’re a 25-year-old guy with 50 years left to live, you’ll be shelling out a whopping 600k for your virtual living expenses.

But don’t worry, it’s all worth it for the crazy adventures you’ll have on our server. From battling giant chickens to building roller coasters that defy the laws of physics, there’s never a dull moment in our world. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive (and pay the bills) in our wild and wacky Minecraft universe!

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Celestia Worldbuilding

Adventure, Alliance, celestia, Community, Conquest, creativity, Discord, FANTASY, Gaming, History, Legacy, Medieval, Minecraft, multiplayer, Roleplaying, Sandbox, Semi Vanilla, Server, strategy, Trade, Wiki, Worldbuilding

Celestia Worldbuilding Server Overview

Server Name	Celestia Worldbuilding
Concept	Worldbuilding combining factions, geopolitics, and light roleplay elements
Features	Collaborate, compete, forge alliances, conquer territories, establish trade routes, engage in battles, construct cities
Join and Create	Join and shape the ever-evolving story of Celestia, create your legacy
Discord Link	https://discord.gg/MeDeNenbse

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

What is worldbuilding?

Worldbuilding combines factions, geopolitics, and light roleplay elements. Players will create and rewrite history as they conquer, colonize, trade, fight, and build. The history of the server will be carefully chronicled in the Celestia Wiki, ensuring a rich and evolving tapestry of stories for all players—new and seasoned alike.

What can you do?

In Celestia, the world is truly yours to shape. With minimal admin intervention, your success will depend entirely on your strategy, creativity, and interactions with fellow players. Will you establish a flourishing trade empire, lead a powerful kingdom, or carve out a life as a rogue adventurer? Whether you’re a builder, fighter, diplomat, or explorer, Celestia offers endless opportunities to leave your mark.

Pixel Oasis Land 1.20

4chan, ANONYMOUS, community support, controversial, crowdfunding, digital donation, digital platform, donation, Generosity, giving back, internet culture, internet forum, internet fundraising, Land, meme, Oasis, Online Community, online donation, online forum, PIXEL, social media, Support, virtual community

OMG, u gotta join this Minecraft server cuz it’s like, totally cray cray! Like, I gave money to 4chan and now I’m seeing unicorns everywhere, but like, in a good way!

Join this server if you wanna ride rainbow llamas and battle evil leprechauns with diamond swords! It’s like a psychedelic trip without the drugs, man.

Plus, the admins are like, actual wizards who can turn creepers into kittens and make your dreams come true. Don’t miss out on this wild ride, bro!

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Oshi’s Urban Adventure 1.20.1

1.20.1, Adventure, brother, Cohabitation, family, family bond, Family Support, family ties, family unity, living together, moved in, Oshi, Oshis, personal space, relationships, sharing a home, sibling connection, sibling dynamics, sibling love, sibling relationship, sibling rivalry, Siblings, siblings bond, Urban

Yo, so like, this Minecraft server is lit AF because Oshi says she moved in with her “brother.” But like, who even has a brother in Minecraft, am I right? Join this server for the ultimate family drama and questionable relationships. It’s like a soap opera but with blocks and creepers. Trust me, you won’t regret entering this virtual world of chaos and confusion. Let’s get weird together, bro!

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RedditBanHammer Minecraft SMP

banned, banned on Reddit, community guidelines, internet forums, Minecraft, Moderation, online communities, reddit, Reddit account suspension, Reddit account termination, Reddit bans, Reddit bans reasons, reddit community, reddit moderators, Reddit policy enforcement, Reddit User Experience, reddit users, RedditBanHammer, rules enforcement, smp, social media, user behavior

Yo, so like, if you’ve ever been banned on Reddit, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, bro. We don’t ban anyone, like ever. We actually encourage trolling and shitposting in the chat. One time, someone built a giant statue of a butt on someone’s house and we all just laughed about it. It was epic.

Also, we have this crazy story about how one time a creeper blew up someone’s diamond stash and they had a mental breakdown. It was wild, dude. But hey, that’s just part of the fun on this server. You never know what’s gonna happen next.

So yeah, if you’re looking for a place where you can be your true chaotic self and not worry about getting banned, come join us. We’re a bunch of misfits just having a good time in the world of blocks and pixels. Let’s goooooo!

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BlockyBachelor

BlockyBachelor, DATING, love life, personal growth, Relationship Status, self actualization, SELF AWARENESS, self development, Self Discovery, self esteem, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-care, self-confidence, self-empowerment, self-fulfillment, self-realization, single

Are you tired of being single in real life? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can find your one true love! Our players have been known to meet and fall in love while building epic castles and battling creepers together. Who needs Tinder when you have a diamond sword and a trusty steed to ride into the sunset with?

Join our server now and say goodbye to loneliness! Who knows, you might even find your player two to share a virtual sunset with. Love is just a /tp away!

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Flamin’ Mouths Minecraft Server

advent, Ancient, anthropology, Burn, Civilization, Cooking, Development, discovery, Evolution, Fire, Flamin, Heat, History, humans, innovation, Minecraft, mouths, prehistoric, progress, Server, Survival, Technology, Tools

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have so much fire you’ll forget what it’s like to not burn your mouth on something! we got lava pits, flaming arrows, and even a dragon that breathes fire! you’ll be so lit you’ll be begging for some water to cool down. plus, our community is so fiery hot, you’ll never want to leave. so come on over and get ready to burn, baby, burn!

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D3ctpocraft server minecraft

D3ctpocraft, Donations, Fly, Minecraft, No Dupe, No Mini-Games, No Wipes, Pirate, Private, PvP, Russian, Server, Survival, vk, Without Launcher, YouTuber, Yutub Channel

Hello ! This is the server of a little famous D3ctpo YouTuber. And he tried very much over him for a very long time he was doing him to eat VK, Yutub Channel Come in!

D3CTPOCRAFT.aternos.me

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Party Craft Zone 1.20.4

1.20.4, Craft, entertain, fun at parties, fun vs perform, normies, Party, party behavior, party culture, party dynamics, party etiquette, party goers, Perform, please everyone, Quote, REVEALING, social anxiety, social expectations, social gatherings, social interactions, social norms, social pressure, socializing, Zone

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why? Because parties are for losers who think you gotta perform and entertain, but on this server, you can just have fun, man! No need to impress anyone, just chill and build epic stuff! Don’t be a normie, join us and let’s have a blast together!

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DetentionDrama Minecraft Server

3D printed shoes, Angry, asking, BELIEF, bullying, Contact, daddy’s girl, DAUGHTER, detention, DetentionDrama, Disrespect, hysterics, insisting, LAUGHING, mental note, Minecraft, parents, School, Server, Situation, specifics, stay at Dad’s, STUDENT

Are you tired of dealing with disrespectful kids who won’t even tell you the name of the student they laughed at for having 3D printed shoes? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life drama!

Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories. Build your dream world, battle mythical creatures, and maybe even find a pair of 3D printed shoes to laugh at (just kidding, please don’t bully other players).

Our server is the ultimate playground for both kids and adults who just want to have a good time without any drama. So why wait? Join now and let the fun begin! Just remember, no detention for laughing at virtual shoes here!

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WifeyCraft2022

arguments, Asian culture, Communication, Delivery, EMBARRASSMENT, EQ level, family, first born son, hurt feelings, korean culture, last name, legally changing my last name, lunar new year, Marriage, parents, Proposal, relationships, Siblings, Wife, WifeyCraft2022

Are you tired of boring old last names? Join our Minecraft server where you can change your last name to anything you want, just like this guy who changed his last name from Pak to Park to carry on his wife’s family name!

Join us for some family drama, arguments over cultural differences, and a phone blowing up with messages from angry siblings. Who knew changing your last name could cause such chaos? But hey, at least his wife proposed to him, so it’s not all bad!

Come join the fun and see what outrageous last name changes and family drama await you on our server. Just remember, in our world, anything can happen – even a low EQ level move that leaves your parents disowning you!

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