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Retire in Minecraft SMP

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	3477
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Star Shards Collected:	278
Astral Projections Made:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter! Join us and experience the thrill of paying 300k for a tiny room called a zogpod, plus an additional 1000 bucks a month for food and internet. But here’s the kicker – the price is multiplied by the amount of months you have left to live! That means if you’re a 25-year-old guy with 50 years left to live, you’ll be shelling out a whopping 600k for your virtual living expenses.

But don’t worry, it’s all worth it for the crazy adventures you’ll have on our server. From battling giant chickens to building roller coasters that defy the laws of physics, there’s never a dull moment in our world. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive (and pay the bills) in our wild and wacky Minecraft universe!

Crafty Twink Fap Shack

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	9669
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Love Letters Sent:	18
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you say “Ooh la la”? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you cute twink enthusiasts out there!

Join us for a wild adventure where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content while surrounded by the most adorable twinks in the Minecraft universe. Trust us, you won’t be able to keep your hands off your pickaxe (or anything else) when you see these cuties running around!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is home to a rare breed of magical twink unicorns that poop out diamonds. Yes, you heard that right! So come on over and start mining those sparkly turds for some serious bling.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for a faptastic time like no other!

Rudy’s Respawn Realm: Where Mushoku Tensei’s feats are child’s play!

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	5396
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Gods Slained:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Just like Rudeus and Sylphy’s epic marriage in Mushoku Tensei, our server offers realistic time progression and immersive storytelling that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat!

Join us and embark on crazy adventures, build epic structures, and maybe even find your own in-game soulmate! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden village filled with friendly villagers who will trade you diamonds for… well, who knows what they’ll want in return!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s all part of the fun)!

Crafty Kik Kingdom

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	968
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Buildings Constructed:	36
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	2736
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	196	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules and follows the norm? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you rebellious players out there!

Join us if you want to unleash your inner chaos and wreak havoc on unsuspecting villagers. We encourage creativity and wild ideas, so feel free to build a giant statue of a potato or create a rollercoaster that leads straight into a lava pit. The possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all – we also have a thriving community of players who are always up for a good laugh and a crazy adventure. From epic battles against dragons to impromptu dance parties in the middle of a forest, you never know what to expect on our server.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us and let your imagination run wild. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the chaos. See you in the game!

Village Weirdo Minecraft Server: Where Being a Subhuman Recluse is Cool!

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	673
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Void Gems Collected:	29
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	30	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Alien Abductions:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	7

Are you tired of being judged by your village for being a weirdo recluse subhuman? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, being a weirdo recluse subhuman is not only accepted, it’s celebrated! Join us and find your tribe of fellow misfits who will appreciate your uniqueness and embrace your quirks. Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who hold the key to unlimited diamonds. So why wait? Join now and start your journey to becoming the ultimate weirdo recluse subhuman in the best way possible!

Crafty McCraftface: The Novelites Edition

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	9304
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Holy Grails Found:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Villages Defended:	15	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us at Minewind where we have NOVELITES who will dazzle you with their literary prowess, PEBBLES that can talk and tell you jokes, JAILBIRDS who have escaped from the toughest prisons in Minecraft, RUFFIANS who will challenge you to epic battles, and ADVENTRIX who will take you on wild quests across the server.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy, a group of ninja chickens who will teach you their ways, and a magical unicorn that farts rainbows. So what are you waiting for? Join us at Minewind and let the insanity begin!

CraftyCraft: Where Minecraft meets Overwatch 2 chaos! LOLZ

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	4425
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	4295	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Gods Slained:	1	Endless Night Skies:	5
Alien Abductions:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1

Are you tired of being a normie and following the crowd? Join our Minecraft server and experience pure kino that gets better with every update! While everyone else is seething about how bad their servers are, you’ll be living your best life in a world filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and diamond-encrusted creepers. Don’t be a sheep, be a diamond-encrusted creeper on our server!

Crafty Fact Checkers

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	4278
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	8	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Holy Grails Found:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	248	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

Are you tired of boring old Twitter drama? Come join our Minecraft server where we have Trump tweeting up a storm! Witness outrageous tweets that will make your head spin, like him challenging players to build a wall around his castle or declaring war on the Ender Dragon. Don’t miss out on the madness, join now and experience the chaos for yourself! #MakeMinecraftGreatAgain 🤣🔥🐲

MineFantasy: Endwalker Edition – Crafting & Cactuars Galore!

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	5114
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Astral Projections Made:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	22

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! We’re launching early access on Friday, June 28, 2024 at 2:00 AM PDT, so get ready to dive into a world like no other. Our release date is set for Tuesday, July 2, 2024, but why wait when you can join the fun early?

But wait, there’s more! We have a Final Fantasy XVI collaboration event happening right now until Wednesday, May 8 at 7:59 AM PDT. Battle alongside your favorite Final Fantasy characters in a quest for glory and loot!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we’re also hosting a Cross-Region Data Center Travel Test until Patch 7.0. Travel between data centers like a boss and show off your skills to players from around the world.

Don’t forget about our PvP Series 5 event happening until Patch 7.0. Show off your combat prowess and dominate the competition to earn exclusive rewards.

Looking for resources, free companies, or linkshells? We’ve got you covered with our handy guide at rentry.org/xivgresources6. Join meetups like the Crystal PF Labyrinth of the Ancients MINE Run on April 14 at 6:00 PM EDT, or the Gilgamesh, Aether, Crystarium Bar Eden Raids on April 15th at 6:00 PM EDT. It’s going to be a blast!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows, you might even uncover hidden treasures and make new friends along the way. Previous players can attest to the craziness that awaits, so don’t miss out on the fun!

Unsatisfied Miners

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	7927
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	9326	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	23	Magic Crystals Found:	19

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you can’t get no satisfaction? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of diamond-loving llamas.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious player who can build an entire castle out of dirt in less than 5 minutes. Rumor has it he once defeated the Ender Dragon using only a wooden sword and a bucket of lava.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the thrill of never knowing what crazy adventure awaits around the next block. Satisfaction guaranteed… or your diamonds back!

Villager Reality TV: Where Creeper Drama and Enderman Fashion Collide!

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	7787
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Items Found:	4291	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

Are you tired of watching dubcrap and questioning the sanity of “anime fans”? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save you from the madness! Join us and escape the clutches of dubcrap with our epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans. We promise you’ll never have to suffer through bad voice acting again! Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. So come join us and experience the insanity for yourself!