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WelfareWarriors Minecraft SMP

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	2236
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where everyone is on a mission to achieve the ultimate goal of living off welfare like a boss! Why wait until retirement to relax and chill when you can start living the good life now in our virtual world?

Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and the chance to build your dream welfare mansion complete with a diamond-encrusted swimming pool. Who needs a job when you can spend your days mining for diamonds and trading with villagers for emeralds?

But beware, the competition is fierce as players battle it out to see who can be the first to retire in style on welfare. Will you be the one to claim the title of Welfare King or Queen? Only time will tell in this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where anything is possible!

MineCrafty Break Time Server

Break, cook meals, Cooking, family, family activities, family meals, family time, lift weights, minecrafty, paint, Painting, Retirement, retirement aspirations, retirement dreams, retirement goals, RETIREMENT PLANS, Server, Time, tired, tired of working, wanting to retire, weightlifting, work exhaustion, Working

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	5628
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	37	Dragon Eggs Found:	4044
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5

Tired of the daily grind? Ready to retire to a life of leisure and creativity? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and you can lift virtual weights, cook pixelated meals for your blocky family, and paint masterpieces on the side of a mountain (or a sheep, if you’re feeling wild). Who needs real life when you can have all this fun in the virtual world? Join us now and start living your retirement dreams!

BoomerCraft: Endgame Edition

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	123
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Villages Defended:	19	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	93	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Astral Projections Made:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Emeralds Found:	8553
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

are you tired of being a n00b in minecraft? are you ready to level up and become a LEGEND? well, look no further cuz our server is the place to be!

we got dragons that poop diamonds, villagers that breakdance, and creepers that tell knock-knock jokes.

join us and you’ll be able to ride a pig into battle, build a house out of rainbow blocks, and fight a giant chicken boss that shoots lasers out of its eyes.

retirement age is for losers, come join us and become a minecraft GOD!

BoomerVille – Because the land of endless diamonds and no creepers sounds pretty good to me!

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	5772
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Chimeras Created:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	5529
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Crops Grown:	6816	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like living in a magical country where you can spend your old age in style! Picture this: you’re chilling in your virtual retirement home, surrounded by pixelated palm trees and sipping on a virtual margarita. The best part? No pesky grandkids asking you to fix their computer problems because you’re too busy building your dream pixel palace. So why wait? Join our server now and start living your golden years in the most epic way possible!

CraftyLabourLandslide

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	3380
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	22	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Farms Harvested:	673
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

lolz come join dis epic minecraft server where u can build ur own empire and rule over all the noobs who dare to cross ur path. we got diamond armor for days and creepers that explode rainbows instead of blowing u up.

rumor has it dat if u join dis server, u will automatically become a pro minecraft player and be able to mine diamonds with ur eyes closed. plus, u might even find a secret portal dat leads to a land filled with unlimited diamonds and cake.

so what u waiting for? join now and be part of the epic adventure dat awaits u on dis server. who knows, maybe u will be da one to discover the legendary golden pickaxe dat grants u unlimited power and makes u the ruler of all minecraft realms.

DadOfWeirdosCraft

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	4512
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Void Gems Collected:	27	Void Armor Forged:	22
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44	Secret Passages Found:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	2686
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1

yOu gOtTa jOiN tHiS mInEcRaFt SeRvEr cAuSe LiKe, wIlL sMiTh mAdE tHe GrEaTeSt DaD lOvInG hIs KiD sOnG tHeN rAiSeD 2 wEiRdOs. LiKe, hOw cOoL iS tHaT? yOu CaN bUiLd a HoUsE wItH wIlL sMiTh aNd hAvE dAnCe PaRtIeS wItH hIs wEiRdO kIdS. ItS lIkE aN ePiSoDe Of FrEsH pRiNcE oF bEl-AiR bUt In MiNeCrAfT fOrMaT. cOmE jOiN uS aNd bEcOmE pArT oF tHiS cRaZy fAmIlY aDvEnTuRe!

TechCraftSMP: Where vanilla starts playing hard to get

Armor statues, Community Projects, Datapacks, Diamond Economy, Discord, Double Shulker Shells, Fabric, Fast Leaf Decay, HARD, hermitcraft, java, mini blocks, more mob heads, Netherhub, player head drops, Playing, Semi Vanilla, shopping district, Silence Mobs, starts.., TechCraftSMP, uk, Vanilla, Wandering trades, Website, world border, World Map

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	2124
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Chimeras Created:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1

TechCraft SMP Server Overview

Server Type	Fabric 1.21 Java Server
Host Location	UK
Player Age Requirement	17+
Rules	Don’t cheat, don’t steal, don’t grief, mutual PvP, be respectful
Server Age	1 month old
World Border	40k x 40k, unexplored past 20k
Website	https://www.techcraftserver.uk/
World Map	http://map.techcraftserver.uk:21250/

FAQ

Q: What kind of mods/datapacks are used on the server?

Datapacks:

Armor Statues
Mini Blocks
More Mob Heads
Player Head Drops
Silence Mobs
Wandering Trades
Double Shulker Shells
Fast Leaf Decay
Unlock All Recipes
Anti Enderman Grief
Durability Ping
Track Statistics

Quality of Life Mods:

Fsit
Jade
JEI
Clumps
Mob Explosions
Slime
Ledger

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Join us on Discord https://discord.gg/nnJvCqE5mW to get started!

We look forward to having you on the TechCraft server!

DustyCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	1661
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Alien Abductions:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
New Chunks Explored:	572427	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	7920
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Look no further! Our server is so epic, even the Ender Dragon is jealous. Here are some outrageous reasons to join:

1. Our server is so awesome, Notch himself logged on to check it out and ended up joining our faction. 2. We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot, including enchanted diamond armor and a pet zombie pigman named Bob. 3. Our PvP arena is so intense, players have been known to break their keyboards in a fit of rage after being defeated. 4. The admins on our server are actually wizards in disguise, casting spells to protect our players from griefers and hackers. 5. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself lurks in the shadows of our server, waiting to challenge brave adventurers to a duel.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and prepare for the craziest, most epic gaming experience of your life!

ElectricityCraft Minecraft Server

accident, buzzing, Caution, concern, danger, electrical hazards, electricity, ElectricityCraft, electrocution, emergency, ENERGY, fear, hot tub, Minecraft, power, resort, Risk, Safety, safety precautions, Server, shock, Voltage, Warning

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	3563
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	20	Mines Excavated:	3119
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	147

Welcome to our electrifying Minecraft server! Don’t worry, the buzzing electricity is just part of the fun. We’ve got hot tubs that will literally shock you with excitement – just ask the guy who got electrocuted last week! But hey, he respawned and kept playing, so you know it’s worth it. Join us for a shocking good time and see if you can survive the electrifying adventures that await. Just remember to bring your rubber boots and a sense of humor!

CraftyUS

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	4208
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	28
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	184	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5

Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate American dream! We have more redstone contraptions than the entire US military, more diamonds than the Hope Diamond, and more pigs than a Texas BBQ competition.

Our server is so American, even the creepers wear cowboy hats and the zombies crave apple pie. Want to build a Statue of Liberty made entirely out of emerald blocks? Go for it! Want to ride a minecart through a rollercoaster shaped like the Grand Canyon? It’s all possible on our server.

So come on down and experience the land of the free and the home of the blocky. Because on our server, the only limit is your imagination…and maybe the occasional server crash. But hey, that’s just freedom ringing, right?

WestBankLandGrab Minecraft Server

annexation, Conflict Resolution, human rights violations, illegal occupation, illegal settlements, international law, international relations, Israel, israeli government, israeli-palestinian conflict, land grab, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, palestinian authority, Palestinian territories, Politics, security concerns, Server, settlement expansion, territorial disputes, united nations, West Bank, WestBankLandGrab

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	8593
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	200
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	104	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	22
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0

so like, this server is like the biggest land grab in minecraft history, dude. we’re talking like israel levels of expansion here. you gotta join this server if you wanna be part of the craziest land grab in 30 years. we’re gonna be building so much stuff, it’s gonna be epic. plus, there’s gonna be watchdogs watching over everything, making sure no one messes with our land. so come join us, it’s gonna be wild!

CeasefireCraft: No Putin Allowed!

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	3889
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Magic Items Found:	1298

so like, u know how putin is all like “no ceasefire in ukraine” and stuff? well, u should totally join our minecraft server cuz we have the craziest battles ever! like, imagine putin and kiev arm wrestling over a diamond sword, that’s basically what our server is like. u gotta join and see for yourself, it’s wild! plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items, like enchanted golden apples and stuff. so come join us and let’s show putin who’s boss in the world of minecraft!

Frankenstein’s WisdomCraft

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	7258
Rating:	4.2 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Divine Spears Created:	28	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	22
Secret Passages Found:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10

Yo, you ever wonder what it’s like to live in a world where Frankenstein is the monster? Well, on this server, we got that and so much more! Join us for a wild ride through a land where pigs fly, diamonds grow on trees, and creepers are actually just misunderstood cuddle buddies.

We’ve got a secret underground society of villagers who throw the best parties, complete with disco balls made of emerald blocks and music by DJ Skeleton. Want to ride a llama into battle? We got you covered. Need a pet dragon to guard your castle? No problem, just head to the dragon breeding grounds and pick one out.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a creature so powerful that even the Wither runs in fear. Defeat the Ender Chicken in battle and you’ll be rewarded with a magical feather that grants you the ability to fly without wings.

So come on down to our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky griefers, but we’ll take care of them). Join us today and experience a world where the impossible is possible and the ridiculous is just another day in Minecraft.

StrangleCraft: Aussie Edition

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	7566
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Towns Built:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Endless Night Skies:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	30

Yo, come join our Minecraft server, where the only thing getting strangled is your boredom! We got young Australian adults running around, engaging in some wild gendered sexual behavior. It’s like a twisted episode of a reality show, but in blocky pixel form.

Our server is filled with gendered sexual scripts and crazy antics that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. Watch as men become aggressors, targeting those with less social power in the most bizarre ways possible.

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a rollercoaster ride through a haunted house, then join us now! Just be prepared to leave your sanity at the door and embrace the chaos that awaits you. Let’s get this party started, folks!