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Boomer Minecraft SMP Player

30 year old, alts, Amerimutt, bank account, Bitcoin, boomer, cryptocurrency, ETH, Financial goals, Financial Planning, Financial Stability, House, Investments, Minecraft, player, real estate, rentoid, retiré, Retirement, retirement account, retirement planning, savings, smp

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	6727
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Star Shards Collected:	222
Endless Legions Commanded:	46	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Dragons Tamed:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

Are you tired of being a rentoid like this poor Amerimutt boomer? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the answer to all your problems! Join us and you’ll be rolling in so much virtual currency, you’ll forget about your real-life financial struggles. With our insane in-game economy, you’ll be able to buy a virtual mansion in no time and retire in style. Who needs a retirement account when you have diamond blocks, am I right? So come join us and start living the virtual high life today!

RetireCraft: HubbyTaxed!

credit card debt, financial boundaries, financial consequences, financial disagreements, Financial Planning, financial responsibility, financial stress, gambling, HubbyTaxed, irresponsible spending, joint accounts, joint savings, lending money, marriage finances, personal investments, personal savings, relationship conflicts, RetireCraft, retirement account, saving habits, tax penalty, vegas trip

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	115
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26	Animals Bred:	185
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45
Astral Projections Made:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Void Armor Forged:	19
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Zombie Dances:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a Vegas trip gone wrong? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to experience the thrill of spending 6k on drinks for strangers, just like the hubby in this crazy story.

But wait, there’s more! Get ready to navigate through financial drama and marital disputes as you build your virtual world. Will you lend your in-game spouse money, or make them dip into their retirement savings? The choice is yours on our server!

So come on down and join the chaos – because who needs a trip to Vegas when you can have all the drama right here in Minecraft?

CraftyParent: No More Free Rent

agent, aita, bills, CraftyParent, equity, Fight, free, gift, Granddaughter, Help, Housing, Mortgage, opportunity, Property, property taxes, Rent, retirement account, School, Son, Struggling, taking back offer, Townhouse, YARD

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	7971
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Towns Built:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and outrageous stories that will leave you questioning your own sanity.

Imagine a world where players fight over virtual houses with yards, just like in this wild Reddit post. Will you be the one to snatch up the perfect plot of land before your rival does? Only time will tell on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for family feuds, financial woes, and unexpected twists that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat. Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the chaos firsthand in our Minecraft world?

So why wait? Join now for a gaming experience like no other, where every move you make could lead to a hilarious disaster or a heartwarming moment. It’s like playing Minecraft on steroids, but with more laughs and less actual danger. See you in the game!

”Crafty Millennials Minecraft Server”

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	5637
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Secret Passages Found:	7
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Votes:	7141
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

Are you feeling financially screwed like a creeper exploding in your face? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can mine your way to riches faster than a diamond pickaxe! Join us and watch your virtual bank account grow faster than a stack of emeralds. With our virtual economy, you’ll be rolling in virtual dough in no time! So come join us and turn those virtual coins into real-life riches… or at least enough to buy a new pickaxe.

Minecraft server CRYSTALGRIEF

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	6118
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	64	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

Hello, friends! Want something new? After all, all these annoying servers with unlimited donations, heaps of inadequate kids are already pretty boring! It’s like a bottomless pit full of filth and sadness! but everything has an end! This abyss has come to an end! You’ve met this server! So you may ask, what’s wrong with this server?

And I will answer you:

– You can start playing immediately without registration.

– Our server has no griefers. Any griefing or theft is prohibited.

– You can play from any client with a license (or request access without a license).

– Our minecraft server is without dupe and without lvl 1000. You can say a vanilla minecraft server with a minimum number of plugins for an enjoyable game

– On our server, the average age of players is 18+, we have the most adequate adult Minecraft players.

– We have unique works. All work was built without plugins, manually.

– There is a division into civilian and game worlds.

– You can even play from your mobile device!

More details on how to start playing…

92.53.65.136:30089

Magma Modded

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	6519
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Meteorites Collected:	1
Alien Abductions:	1	Villages Defended:	17
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	82

Community Server, please join the discord and apply to be whitelisted.

Currently Running World of Dragons

Server is 18+.

173.205.85.126

Vailtymc network

1vs1, FullPvP, Kit PvP, Redstone, Skypvp, Survival

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	8773
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Farms Harvested:	527	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	9618	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

What you waiting for? Join us right now!

play.vailtymc.xyz

Blockstackers

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Skywars, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	312
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Love Letters Sent:	18	Void Armor Forged:	19
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

About Blockstackers We are a community-based semi-vanilla server based in Asia. Our goal is to deliver the Minecraft experience to people all around the world, creating communities and friendships through fun!

Mission Statement Our mission statement to you… Blockstackers is, and always, will be a community first and a game server second. We are dedicated to fostering an environment with a member-centric approach where all players have equal potential for in game success and community recognition.

Why play here? Blockstackers was originally founded on the principle that all players should rise or decline based on the actions of the person behind the player. We feel that success should be determined by a players actions and talents and not the whim of an administrative team. We have great plugins. We have great staff. We have great players. But most importantly we have a vigilant regard for your potential.

play.blockstackers.xyz

PolitAges Minecraft server

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	6717
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Towns Built:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
New Chunks Explored:	709444	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29

This is not just another political server, we have been working for a long time, we learn from our mistakes and we want to create an interesting server for ourselves and for you. So we have our own tricks:

RolePlay – no assholes and wars over pizza, only realism!

Its own system of cities – no Towny, only simplicity and convenience

Epoch system – after each wipe the mod assembly changes to a new one

World events – global price drop? drought? We will diversify your game!

Mods – how many political servers with mods do you know?

City auction – world auctions tied to the city and with taxes? – Ready

Bytehunters

Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	8206
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Love Letters Sent:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2

Bytehunters.de

Highcrazy

1vs1, 247, Economy, Farming, Free OP, Kit PvP, Kits, Minez, PvP, Survival

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	8542
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	14
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11

HighCrazy Play on our Minecraft 1.8 – 1.17 server, have fun with your friends farming money, tokens, prestige non-stop until you reach one of the tops. We offer you: (SurvivalOP) – OP Mines – OP Crates – OP Ranks – Trades – Shops – OP Enchantments If you become the best of the top at the end of the season, you will receive prizes. What are you waiting for to join? Get in now! TikTok: @daniexeff Discord: https://discord.gg/dCvxcSyFyR

highcrazy.pocketmc.net:32175

Easy SMP

Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	9102
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

Welcome to Easy SMP! We can do anything on our SMP, we also take suggestions on what we should do next! What are you waiting for? It’s time to get rekt.

We hope to make sure you get the most out of your survival, becoming a capitalist, etc in our SMP.

We also have voting rewards, Anti Xray, PVP all around the world unless it’s a Town where PVP is disabled, Anti Grief to stop scrubs from griefing your house, a active community willing to tear each other apart, and 100+ cheaters have been BANNED from our SMP because they’re bad at cheating.

play.2v1.me

BlackWorld new Griefer server Minecraft server

Auto-mine, Cases, Shop, Starter Kit

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	4373
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Villages Defended:	7
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3

New griefer server! vk.com/blackworld00

mc.blackworld.fun

Tulein Land

Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	905
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Falling into the Void:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

We are a new server that has many ambitions for the future but for now we need you to come and enjoy our services, we are waiting for you

51.81.26.245:25612