Retirement Account MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Boomer Minecraft SMP Player

Bitcoin, Financial Planning, real estate, House, savings

Are you tired of being a rentoid like this poor Amerimutt boomer? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the answer to all your problems! Join us and you’ll be rolling in so much virtual currency, you’ll forget about your real-life financial struggles. With our insane in-game economy, you’ll be able to buy a virtual mansion in no time and retire in style. Who needs a retirement account when you have diamond blocks, am I right? So come join us and start living the virtual high life today!

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RetireCraft: HubbyTaxed!

gambling, saving habits, personal savings, joint accounts, marriage finances

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a Vegas trip gone wrong? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to experience the thrill of spending 6k on drinks for strangers, just like the hubby in this crazy story.

But wait, there’s more! Get ready to navigate through financial drama and marital disputes as you build your virtual world. Will you lend your in-game spouse money, or make them dip into their retirement savings? The choice is yours on our server!

So come on down and join the chaos – because who needs a trip to Vegas when you can have all the drama right here in Minecraft?

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CraftyParent: No More Free Rent

Property, CraftyParent, opportunity, Mortgage, agent

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and outrageous stories that will leave you questioning your own sanity.

Imagine a world where players fight over virtual houses with yards, just like in this wild Reddit post. Will you be the one to snatch up the perfect plot of land before your rival does? Only time will tell on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for family feuds, financial woes, and unexpected twists that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat. Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the chaos firsthand in our Minecraft world?

So why wait? Join now for a gaming experience like no other, where every move you make could lead to a hilarious disaster or a heartwarming moment. It’s like playing Minecraft on steroids, but with more laughs and less actual danger. See you in the game!

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”Crafty Millennials Minecraft Server”

150, Investments, savings, 000 in the bank, financial independence

Are you feeling financially screwed like a creeper exploding in your face? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can mine your way to riches faster than a diamond pickaxe! Join us and watch your virtual bank account grow faster than a stack of emeralds. With our virtual economy, you’ll be rolling in virtual dough in no time! So come join us and turn those virtual coins into real-life riches… or at least enough to buy a new pickaxe.

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Spark Society Today

Friendly, multiplayer, Community, Spark Society Today, fun server

Welcome to the Spark Society Today server, we’re a fun survival server!

We have some basic Essentials commands, but you should come into our Discord server and chat with other players!Here’s a link to our discord server: discord.gg/TvP3gq8fyJ

sparksocietytoday.aternos.me:60551

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The Land of Ouch; Where the only thing crowded is the closet in my base. Join our chill, friendly community for some laid-back fun!

Minecraft, #announcement, Friendly, commands, Plugins
Server Information

Server Name: The Land of Ooo SMP

Launch Date: June 13th

Server Version: 1.21

Server Type: Survival Multiplayer

Why Choose The Land of Ooo SMP?
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Java Server IP: izzi.crafted.pro

Bedrock IP: 107.175.196.2:31132

Discord Server Code: https://discord.gg/akaynrjTAB

Discord Username: eathant

FAQs

1. What is the server launch date? The server officially launched on June 13th alongside the 1.21 update.

2. What type of server is The Land of Ooo SMP? It is a Survival Multiplayer server with a focus on community and engagement.

3. What features does the server offer? Some of the features include claims, dynmap, grief protection, and home/TPA commands.

4. How often are End resets performed? End resets are done every 2-3 weeks to keep the exploration exciting.

5. How can I join the server? You can join using the Java Server IP or the Bedrock IP provided above.
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BestEver Minecraft Server

BestEver, self-aggrandizing, self-proclaimed, divine light, boastful

Are you tired of being a mere mortal in the world of Minecraft? Do you long to bask in the glory of someone who is quite literally the best person ever? Look no further, for on this server, you will have the privilege of worshiping the divine light incarnate – ME.

Join us and witness as I effortlessly mog all of you, proving once and for all that you are nothing but inferior subhumans in comparison. Prepare to seethe with jealousy as you witness my unmatched skills and unparalleled greatness.

So why wait? Join now and experience the ultimate Minecraft server where you can bow down to the one true god of the game – ME.

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UnderwearCraft Minecraft Server

UnderwearCraft, Communication, Trust, consequences, underwear

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of scandal.

On our server, you’ll find a community of players who aren’t afraid to push the boundaries of what’s possible in Minecraft. We’ve got players who have built entire cities in the sky, players who have tamed dragons and ride them into battle, and even players who have created their own virtual reality world within the game.

But that’s not all – we also have regular events like “Underwear Party Fridays” where players can show off their best pixelated lingerie creations, and “Onlyfans Tease Tuesdays” where players can compete to see who can create the most scandalous skin. And if you’re feeling really brave, you can even challenge our resident Ender Dragon to a dance-off for the chance to win some epic loot.

So why settle for a boring Minecraft server when you could join us for a wild and wacky adventure? Come see what all the fuss is about and join us today!

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CraftyClassmates Minecraft Server

Grateful, Server, late birthday gift, son’s classmate, bookstore

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama is the name of the game? Look no further than our server, where gift-giving etiquette is taken to the extreme! Join us and witness the epic saga of James and Mikey, where a simple bookstore gift card ignites a feud that will go down in Minecraft history.

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of avoiding judgmental parents and giving personalized Spider Man toy cars to the birthday boy. Will your gifts cause controversy or will they be hailed as the greatest in Minecraft gift-giving history?

Join our server now and immerse yourself in the world of Minecraft drama like never before. Who knew a simple gift could cause so much chaos? Only on our server, where every gift comes with a side of scandal!

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BikiniBashersGoneWild

bikini top, friend’s boyfriend, pool party, overreacting, kicked out

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where we promise no one will ever pull off your virtual bikini top!

Join us for a wild pool party experience like no other, where the only thing getting exposed is our amazing builds and crazy adventures. Our community is full of supportive players who will always have your back, unlike that terrible friend’s boyfriend.

Forget about awkward work situations and embarrassing moments – on our server, the only thing you’ll be losing is track of time as you dive into our epic world of fun and creativity. So come join us and leave the drama behind – we promise you won’t regret it!

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Server Information
Server Name: The Land of Ooo SMP
Launch Date: June 13th
Server Version: 1.21
Server Type: Survival Multiplayer

Retirement Account

Why Choose The Land of Ooo SMP?

Features:

Join Us!

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