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But that’s not all, folks! On our server, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond-encrusted armor and enchanted weapons that will protect you from any mobs that come your way. And if Social Security is ever reduced or done away with in the real world, you can rest easy knowing that your virtual retirement plan is still going strong.
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But wait, there’s more. Like, every full moon, the server turns into a disco party and we all have to dance our way out of mobs trying to kill us. It’s like a rave, but with creepers. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground bunker filled with treasure and traps. It’s like Indiana Jones meets Minecraft, I swear.
So yeah, if you want to have the time of your life and make memories that will last a lifetime, you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have free cake every Friday. What more could you ask for? Join now and let the craziness begin!
Ever wanted to see what happens when you mix deep pour resin, molds, and silica gel powder with a sprinkle of betrayal? Look no further, because on our server, anything can happen. Just ask our player who got ghosted for 3 years only to be hit up for a refund out of the blue. Talk about a plot twist!
But don’t worry, we’re not all about the drama. We also have a thriving polymer clay online store and a community of players who are just trying to survive their own real-life surgeries and medical woes. It’s like Grey’s Anatomy meets Minecraft, but with more crafting and less McDreamy.
So why join our server? Because where else can you find a mix of creativity, chaos, and unexpected twists like this? Come for the resin art, stay for the friendships that may or may not stand the test of time. See you in the game, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a little bit of resin)!
Forget about living paycheck to paycheck and start living your best blocky life on our server. Who needs a car or a house when you can have a pixelated palace and a minecart to ride around in? Join now and leave the real world behind – because in our Minecraft universe, the only debt you’ll have is to the creeper who blew up your house (but don’t worry, we have insurance for that too)!
Imagine Aqua making a bold statement in May and joining our cast of freaks on this server. It’s a lifelong dream for her to be a part of Phase-Connect, so it totally makes sense!
Join now and be a part of this epic journey with Aqua and the gang. Don’t miss out on the chance to game with a retired chuuba – it’s gonna be lit! Let’s make Đỗ in Da Nang proud with our epic Minecraft adventures!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even Biden himself decided to retire from politics and join us. He gave his farewell speech in the Oval Office, thanking us for showing him the true meaning of friendship and block-building.
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Join us if you wanna experience the thrill of battling dragons who can’t even blow out their own candles properly. And that’s not all, we also have flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground disco party run by creepers. Yeah, you heard me right, creepers know how to party!
So come on over and join the fun, where the only rule is to have a good time and never take anything too seriously. Who needs boring old normal servers when you can have a blast with us? Let’s make Minecraft weird again!
these sharks are not your average minecraft mobs, they are here to shake things up and make the game more exciting. imagine swimming around and suddenly coming face to face with a massive sevengill shark, ready to take a bite out of your blocky character.
not only are these sharks cool to look at, but they also indicate changes that are economically, culturally, and ecologically valuable for our server. who knew adding sharks to a minecraft world could have such a big impact?
so come join us and experience the thrill of swimming with sharks in Puget Sound. just be careful not to get eaten, or you might end up respawning back at spawn. it’s a wild ride, but totally worth it for the adrenaline rush.
Welcome to Cat Lovers Minecraft Server!
Join Our Amazing and New Community! – Be one of the original members of our growing community. – A friendly and welcoming environment for all Minecraft enthusiasts.
Explore a Fresh World Full of Resources! – Untouched forests and abundant resources underground. – A perfect place for both new and experienced players to thrive.
141.95.20.106
Cracked paid server 24/7 smp, version 1.21 and lower. griefing and killing allowed, with a few simple plugins. The server launched on 2/7/2024
45.136.141.74:20488
| Features | This java server offers a spin on vanilla minecraft with plugins that, increase mobs damage, remove the vanilla enchantment cap, new magic weapons and vehicles, along with much more. The server is also not pay to win however we offer different options to help support the server to keep it running like purchasable ranks and other cosmetics to help stand out from the crowd. |
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| Join the Community | https://discord.gg/brvudgYTPW |
| Question | Answer |
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| Is the server pay to win? | No, the server is not pay to win. We offer different options for players to support the server, such as purchasable ranks and cosmetics. |
| What kind of plugins does the server have? | The server has plugins that increase mobs damage, remove the vanilla enchantment cap, introduce new magic weapons and vehicles, and more. |
| How can I join the community? | You can join the community by clicking on the following link: https://discord.gg/brvudgYTPW |
– We have a secret hidden village where you can trade with villagers who only accept diamonds as currency because they are obsessed with shiny things! – Our server has a legendary boss mob called the Fartooth, who farts out rare loot when defeated. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on that! – We have a special event where you have to fight off a horde of evil chickens who are trying to take over the server. Can you save us from the Chickenpocalypse? – Our server has a custom texture pack that turns all the mobs into cute anime girls. Yes, even the creepers! – And last but not least, we have a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples that grant you superpowers in-game. But beware, the chest is guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes!
So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and embark on the craziest adventures you’ve ever seen!
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