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Pixel Polls Minecraft Server

65+ turnout, April 15 2024, Biden/Harris inflation, Congress, Democrat turnout, DNC fracture, Electoral Prediction, electoral votes, insurrections, Liberals, majority seats, Minecraft, National Popular Vote bill, National Popular Vote laws, PIXEL, Polls, popular vote, Project 2025, Republican turnout, retirees, rural people, Server, trump, White House

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	3627
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Crops Grown:	4252
Towns Built:	7	Votes:	2438
Alien Abductions:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than the 2020 election? Look no further! Join our server where Trump wins the popular vote by a narrow margin because retirees and rural folks are too busy playing Minecraft to vote!

With the National Popular Vote bill causing historic insurrections and the DNC fracturing, you’ll be too busy building your virtual empire to worry about real-world politics. And who knows, maybe Project 2025 will actually happen because liberals can’t secure majority seats in our Minecraft congress!

Join now and watch the virtual world burn while you build your blocky paradise. Who needs real life drama when you have Minecraft mayhem?

CapeCraft – Creative and Friendly Survival

Community, English only chat, family friendly, family friendly server, Friendly, Minecraft core aspect, No Griefing, No pvp, no swearing, player run villages, player-run, player-run shops, public shop, sharing, Shops, small communities, Staff, Survival, Trading, Villages

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	3856
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	4

CapeCraft is a server dedicated to keeping Minecraft’s core aspect alive. We are a survival server where you’ll be encouraged to work, trade and share with other players. CapeCraft is a survival server with No PVP, No Griefing and No Abuse of any type. We try to keep our server family friendly which is why we ask for no swearing and an English only chat on the server. All of our staff are friendly but firm and rule breakers will be swiftly dealt with.

The community will thrive and develop into small communities each having their own village name and shops. Certain people will be in charge of each village and this will be entirely up to the people who run them. Players can start their own shops and villages just by building them and inviting people over, they can grow from there. All these villages will be player run and no commands will be used to set any villages up, nor will any ranks be given to players who own a village. Each village can have their own rules and it’s completely up to the players to run and maintain them!

Of course, there is always the option to live on your own, not in a village which is always as fun! You can just visit the public shop to buy/sell items and enjoy survival from there.

capecraft.net/discord

play.capecraft.net

BagCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

4koma, Account XP, BagCraft, Banners, blue archive, Bounties, Circles, clubs, Commissions, Events, Friends, guides, Hards, Hieronymus, lessons, Limit Break Assault, Livestream, Manga, Minecraft, PVs, Resources, ROADMAP, Scrimmages, Server, Side Content, Total Assault, Ultimate

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	5494
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	4468	Battle Standards Raised:	6

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they might miss out on all the fun! 2. We have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond armor-wearing chickens who are plotting to take over the world. Join them or fight against them – the choice is yours! 3. Our server events are so intense that even the Ender Dragon begged for mercy after witnessing the madness. 4. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself logs in just to see what crazy shenanigans are happening on our server. 5. We have a special event where players can ride on the backs of TNT blocks and race to see who can explode first – it’s a blast! 6. Our server is so popular that even the villagers have started their own reality show called “Keeping Up with the Blockians”.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most insane Minecraft experience of your life!

WhaleWisdom Minecraft SMP

31m, big candles, cabal-funded, Coincidence, Crypto, double make-it stack, gns, Holdings, Insiders, KATANA, KNS, liquid, market buy, Minecraft, profit, rug, Schizo, smp, staked, TRADES, Whales, WhaleWisdom

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	7197
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	25	Dragon Eggs Found:	8500
Farms Harvested:	949	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Potions Brewed:	115	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules and builds nice little houses? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is there are no rules!

Picture this: a player with $31 million in liquid assets, a GNS whale who just bought a double make-it stack of KNS in a couple of huge candles. And get this, they changed their profile picture to a katana after making the purchase. Coincidence? I think not! Join our server and maybe you can learn their secrets to success by copying their trades.

But wait, there’s more! Someone recently market bought another $170k and staked it for 6 months. Why would they do that if it’s a rug? Who knows, but it sure sounds exciting! So come on down to our crazy Minecraft SMP where anything goes and the profits are out of this world. Join now and become a part of the madness!

ExMomAirMistake

#first class, airplane ticket, aita, Apologize.., Breakup, broke up, control, Conversation, Costco travel package, Credit, Delta, Delta tickets, ex’s mom, ExMomAirMistake, family friends, first class flight, gift, Girlfriend, Grateful, Group Chat, Hawaii trip, house move, Make it right, not paying, REFUNDED, reimburse, Starbucks, text, ticket, unavailable

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	3517
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Potions Brewed:	116	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further than our server that’s crazier than a llama on a trampoline!

Join us for a wild ride where exes break up, moms get involved, and first class tickets to Hawaii are on the line! Imagine the drama of trying to navigate your way through a breakup while also dealing with the fallout of a canceled trip to a tropical paradise. It’s like a reality show, but in blocky pixel form!

But wait, there’s more! We offer a special feature where players can reenact awkward conversations at Starbucks, complete with heartfelt apologies and demands for reimbursement. Will you be the one to make things right and repay the $2.2k for those first class tickets? Or will you stand your ground and keep the credit for yourself?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion, join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists. Who needs Hawaii when you have all this drama waiting for you?

PastaCraft Minecraft Server

ANSA, Asia, China, collaboration, cooperation, Diplomacy, Economy, Europe, foreign affairs, Global, Government, international relations, italy, Meloni, Minecraft, Partnership, PastaCraft, Politics, ReLaunch, Server, strategy, Trade, Vows

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	3014
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	14
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	452	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have italy’s meloni promising to “relaunch” cooperation with china but in minecraft form!!! build epic structures with your new chinese friends and conquer the virtual world together!!! who needs politics when you can rule a minecraft server with your new bffs from across the globe??? join now for a chance to be a part of this historic moment in minecraft history!!!

TaiwanSummitPressureNoMore

Beijing, Countries, cross-strait relations, Diplomatic, diplomatic tensions, foreign affairs, global politics, government interference, international relations, lawmakers, political influence, political pressure, Politics, pressure tactics, pressuring, summit, summit attendance, taiwan, Taiwan-China relations, TaiwanSummitPressureNoMore

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	3553
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	158	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

OMG u gotta join this amazin’ minecraft server, it’s so lit u won’t even believe it! like, the other day, a group of pandas rode in on llamas and started a dance party in the middle of the village square. it was wild, bro.

also, did i mention that the diamonds in this server are like, SUPER rare? like, you gotta go on this crazy quest through a haunted forest and solve riddles from a talking chicken just to find one. but trust me, it’s totally worth it.

oh, and get this – there’s a secret underwater city where mermaids sell enchanted weapons and armor. but shh, don’t tell anyone i told u that. it’s like, top secret or something.

so yeah, if u wanna have the time of ur life in minecraft, u gotta join this server. it’s like, the best thing since sliced bread. trust me, u won’t regret it.

LockBlockKids

Automotive Industry, cars, child lock, child safety, childproofing., children, convenience, digital age, Future, innovation, LockBlockKids, mobile devices, MODERN, obsolete, parenting, parenting challenges, Safety, smart phone use, technological advancements, Technology, technology in cars

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	8033
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	186	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Potions Brewed:	69	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Runes Activated:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5

lol come join our server, where child locks are so last season! we got flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold. forget about boring old cars, on our server you can ride a rainbow unicorn through the skies and battle evil creepers with your trusty diamond sword. plus, our community is so lit, you’ll never want to leave. so what are you waiting for? join now and experience the craziest minecraft adventure of your life!

Merchant Craft

Adventure, building, Community, Crafting, Creative, Economy, Events, Exploration, Factions, Friendly, Minigames, multiplayer, player-driven, Plugins, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	7436
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Buildings Constructed:	11	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3

Welcome to Merchant Craft! We are a friendly player-driven community! Come play now, solo, or with friends, Merchant Craft is for everyone! We currently offer a simple Survival SMP, and more to come! Come join now at merchantcraft.xyz:25565! You won’t regret it!

play.merchantcraft.xyz

SwanCo.&Friends

admin team, Adventure, Automation, Community, creativity, Engineer, epic builds, Friends, industry-focused, innovation, legend, Machinery, Machines, Minecraft, Modpack, progress, Quests, Support, Survival, SwanCo, Technically Industrial Legacy, Tekkit

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	3220
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6812	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Dragons Tamed:	1	Towns Built:	9
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	34	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Dimension Hops:	10	Love Letters Sent:	3

Gear up for an electrifying journey into the heart of innovation on our Technically Industrial Legacy server! Version 1.16.5 has never been more thrilling with this carefully curated tech and industry-focused modpack that will take your Minecraft experience to dazzling new heights. Unleash your inner engineer as you harness the power of cutting-edge machinery, automate your processes, and revolutionize your gameplay in ways you never thought possible. Whether you’re a seasoned pro or just starting out, our friendly community is here to welcome you with open arms and provide round-the-clock support from our dedicated admin team, share epic builds, and embark on e Join forces with fellow pioneers pic quests together. Then, dive into the action and let your creativity run wild amidst the whirring of machines and the hum of progress. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime join us now and become a legend in the world of Technically Industrial Minecraft!

50.20.254.134

SkinnyCraft Minecraft Server

achieving results, exercise routine, fitness goals, fitness journey, getting back in shape, getting in shape, getting skinny again, healthy lifestyle, jogging for weight loss, Minecraft, Physical fitness, running for beginners, running for health, running for weight loss, running motivation, Server, SkinnyCraft, slimming down, starting a fitness journey, staying active, weight loss, went for a run, workout progress

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	2482
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Towns Built:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1

Are you tired of being a chunky Minecraft character? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll be running so much you’ll be getting skinny again in no time! Our virtual personal trainers will have you sprinting through pixelated forests and jumping over lava pits in no time. Say goodbye to those extra blocky pounds and hello to a slim and trim avatar!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret potion hidden somewhere in the server that will give your character super speed and agility. Imagine zooming past all your friends and leaving them in the dust as you conquer obstacle courses and race to the finish line. Who needs a gym membership when you have a Minecraft server that doubles as a fitness program?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start your journey to becoming the fittest Minecraft character in the virtual world. Who knows, you might even inspire your real-life self to hit the gym and get in shape too!