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Sayonara, Old Sayings!

#Sayings, antiquated language, antiquated sayings, banal sayings, Cliches, common sayings, exhausted expressions, hackneyed phrases, language trends, linguistic pet peeves, obsolete phrases, outdated idioms, outmoded idioms, overused expressions, repetitive language, retired phrases, Sayonara, stale language, tired cliches, trite phrases, verbal habits, worn-out expressions

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	911
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Alien Abductions:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	7937
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and talking llamas (yes, you read that right).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Nether Kitten, a creature so cute it can make even the toughest creeper explode with joy.

So why waste your time on those other servers when you can join us for the craziest, most insane Minecraft experience of your life? Come on, what are you waiting for? The adventure of a lifetime awaits!

DeathByBlocks Minecraft Server

acceptance, Afterlife, Choices, chosen end, death, death wish, DeathByBlocks, Departure, Dying, end of life, final moments, final wishes, last breath, Life decisions, Minecraft, mortality, mortality contemplation, passing away, peaceful passing, personal preference, Preferences, preferred death, Server

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	935
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Votes:	551	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only way to respawn is by choosing your ultimate death! Want to go out in a blaze of glory by getting struck by lightning? Or perhaps you prefer a more dramatic exit by being chased off a cliff by a pack of angry wolves? The possibilities are endless on our server!

Join us for the chance to experience death in the most hilarious and outrageous ways possible. From being exploded by a herd of kamikaze creepers to being squashed by a giant falling anvil, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

So why wait for the inevitable in the boring real world when you can join us and have a blast (literally) on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server? Choose your fate and let the fun begin!

BlockyLifeLessons

BlockyLifeLessons, important lessons, life advice, life challenges, life education, life experiences, life insights, life journey, life learnings, life lessons, life perspective, life philosophy, life reflections, life teachings, life understanding, life values, life wisdom, personal development, self growth, wisdom gained

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	9258
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Falling into the Void:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Holy Grails Found:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only lesson you learn is how to build a dirt house? Well, come join our server where life lessons are taught in the most hilarious and outrageous ways!

Ever wanted to learn how to tame a wild llama using only a rubber chicken and a pair of swim fins? Well, you can do that here! Our expert instructors will guide you through the process while cracking jokes and making you laugh until you cry.

And who needs boring old redstone contraptions when you can learn how to build a working roller coaster out of nothing but melons and slime blocks? Our creative building challenges will push your Minecraft skills to the limit while keeping you entertained with our wacky sense of humor.

So why wait? Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown and your sides split from laughter! Life lessons have never been this fun or ridiculous.

CreepyPlantShuffleMC

Botanical, botanical movement, creepy, CreepyPlantShuffleMC, foliage, greenery, growth, movement, Mysterious, Nature, Observation, plant behavior, plant growth, plant movements, plant mysteries, plant observation, Plants, Slow, Subtle, UNNOTICED, unnoticed movement

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	6690
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Potions Brewed:	39
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	494	Battle Standards Raised:	6

Yo, have you ever wondered what plants are up to when we ain’t looking? Well, on this cray cray Minecraft server, you can find out! Our plants be moving around like they at a disco party, but in slo-mo so you don’t even notice. Join us and witness the plant dance revolution!

But that ain’t all, fam. We got cows that can do backflips, chickens that can breakdance, and pigs that can sing opera. It’s like a farm on steroids, but in a totally legal and family-friendly way.

And don’t even get me started on the villagers. These guys are straight up wild. They throw raves in their houses, ride llamas like they’re in a rodeo, and have secret underground tunnels that lead to who knows where. It’s like a soap opera, but with blocky characters and no drama llama.

So if you wanna experience the wackiest, most bizarre Minecraft server out there, come join us! Who knows what other crazy shenanigans you’ll encounter. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of skepticism. Let’s get weird, y’all!

PolyGlassCraft: DNA Storage Flip

Bioinformatics, Biomaterials, Biomolecular Engineering, biotechnology, chemistry, Deconstructable, Dna, Flip, genetic engineering, Genetic Storage, Glassy, materials science, Molecular biology, nanotechnology, Nucleic Acid, PolyGlassCraft, Polymer Chemistry, Polymer Networks, reversible, RNA, Storage, Synthetic Biology

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	105
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Dimension Hops:	14
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Zombie Dances:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Astral Projections Made:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3

hey u, yes u, r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! come join us at [server name] where we have REVERSIBLE NUCLEIC ACID STORAGE IN DECONSTRUCTABLE GLASSY POLYMER NETWORKS!

u might be thinking, what the heck does that even mean? well let me tell u, it means we have the craziest, most mind-blowing technology in all of minecraft! imagine storing your stuff in nucleic acids that can be reversed at any time, all while chillin in a glassy polymer network. it’s like science fiction but in minecraft!

but wait, there’s more! not only do we have insane technology, but we also have the most epic adventures and quests u could ever imagine. fight dragons, explore hidden dungeons, and uncover ancient secrets that will blow your mind!

so what are u waiting for? come join us at [server name] for the wildest, most outrageous minecraft experience of your life! trust me, u won’t regret it.

SunMC

currencies, Custom Items, f2p, friendly community, Minecraft, PvP, smp, Special Events, SunMC, Survival

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	7211
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Towns Built:	10	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Falling into the Void:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34

SunMC is one of the most intresting survival/smp/pvp servers there is!It features many things many servers dont have such as a completely F2P Community, Tons And Tons Of custom Items, Friendly Community And Many currencies And special events.

178.33.226.172:25608

✨Cobbleton Forever✨ Surviving Graylisted Boomer Town

Backpacks, boomer, Cobbleton, Enchantments, Entities, fortnite, Graylisted, Griefing, HACKING, Minecraft, Modpack, Paper servers, pinging, portal scroll, PvP, quality of life, rules, Server, smp, Staff, Surviving, TOWN, Vanilla, voice chat

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	7864
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Ores Mined:	1883
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Mines Excavated:	2500	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Astral Projections Made:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35

Description
A classic-style Minecraft server with a modern touch. A cozy server run by friendly and experienced staff with unique features and quality of life changes.

Links
🌐 play.cobbleton.com
🌐 https://cobbleton.com
🗺️ https://map.cobbleton.com
📖 https://wiki.cobbleton.com
💬 https://cobbleton.com/discord

FAQs

Question	Answer
What is the server’s map size?	The map is currently 1400×1400 as they wait for 1.21 to be released for Paper servers.
How can I apply for a Player rank?	You can apply for a Player rank at https://cobbleton.com/apply.
What are some standout features of the server?	Some standout features include pouches and backpacks, portal scrolls for teleportation, quality of life changes, extra enchantments, client-side mods for voice chat and pinging, and a no P2W mindset.
What are the general rules of the server?	General rules include being respectful, no offensive memes or NSFW content.
What are the Minecraft rules on the server?	Minecraft rules include no stealing or griefing, no non-consensual PVP, keeping the world tidy, no cheating or hacked clients, reasonable mob farms, and not overcrowding entities.

Nostalgic Nineties Minecraft Server

90s, blackpill, depression, generational impact, internet, Life, mental health, mindset, Minecraft, Musk, nineties, nostalgic, psyop, Roped, self improvement, self worth, Server, social media, societal norms, society, SUICIDE, Technology, Wasted, Zuck

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	6104
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Chimeras Created:	4	Void Gems Collected:	25
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where blackpill nonsense is banned faster than you can say “Steve’s pickaxe!” Imagine if Elon Musk and Mark Zuckerberg had stumbled upon this server in the 90s – they would have been so busy building epic structures and battling creepers that they wouldn’t have had time to invent anything! Don’t waste your life on a psyop, join our server and let your creativity run wild in a world where the only thing you’ll be roping is your friends into joining the fun!

CraftyCraft Minecraft Server

CraftyCraft, discuss, drawing skills, Empathy, Face of God, Liar, Life, Light, Lost, Minecraft, Nature, necessary, secret, Server, The Ultimate Game, Wayfinder

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	9231
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	235	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Alien Abductions:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	6829
Falling into the Void:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4

Welcome to the most mind-blowing Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us on a quest to find the face of God…or maybe he prefers to be called Steve, who knows? Our wayfinders are on a mission to uncover the ultimate truth, armed only with their questionable drawing skills and lost empathy. But hey, sometimes you gotta get a little lost to find the light, am I right?

So why should you join this server, you ask? Well, where else can you embark on a journey to uncover the secrets of the universe while also debating the ethics of lying (only when necessary, of course)? Plus, who wouldn’t want to be a part of a community where getting lost is all part of the fun?

Come join us and see if you can catch a glimpse of the true face of God…or at least have a good laugh along the way. Just remember, don’t take yourself too seriously – after all, it’s just a game…or is it? 😉

MorningCraft Server

alarm clock, Breakfast, brush teeth, coffee, early riser, healthy morning routine, make bed, morning habits, morning meditation, morning motivation, morning person, morning ritual, morning routine, morning routine ideas, MorningCraft, productive morning, Server, start the day, stretch, Wake Up, wash face, yawn

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	8884
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	86	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5

Do you wake up and immediately start mining for diamonds in your dreams? Well, do we have the perfect Minecraft server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground dance party with creepers. Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself asked for directions to get here. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and start your day off right with a virtual adventure like no other!

CraftyDutchLands

Amsterdam, CraftyDutchLands, culture, Dutch architecture, dutch cuisine, Dutch history, Dutch language, Dutch people, Dutch society, Dutch traditions, European countries, Expats, Multiculturalism, Netherlands, Non-Dutch, opinion, reddit, Rotterdam, The Hague, tourism, travel

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	5443
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7

Are you tired of living in a world without windmills and tulips? Do you dream of wearing wooden clogs and riding bikes everywhere? Then boy, do we have the perfect Minecraft server for you! Join us and experience the Netherlands like never before – build your own cheese factory, participate in epic tulip battles, and even ride a flying bike over the canals! Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to immerse yourself in all things Dutch. Join now and get a free virtual stroopwafel with every login!