Retired Hypixel Staff – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

NoOneBornGay Minecraft SMP
discrimination, Gender Identity, Homosexuality, HUMAN RIGHTS, IMMORAL, LGBTQ, LGBTQ acceptance, LGBTQ activism, LGBTQ awareness, LGBTQ community, LGBTQ discrimination, LGBTQ equality, LGBTQ pride, lgbtq rights, LGBTQ+ stigma, Minecraft, nature vs nurture, No one is born gay, NoOneBornGay, sexual identity, sexual orientation, smp, social constructs
Welcome to our totally not named Minecraft SMP, where we have the craziest reasons for you to join!
Are you tired of boring old servers with normal rules? Well, on our server, we believe that no one is born gay because our resident scientist, Dr. Steve, has proven that being homosexual is actually caused by eating too many carrots in Minecraft. So if you want to avoid turning gay, you better join our server and stay away from those orange veggies!
But that’s not all – we also believe that being gay is immoral because our server’s lore states that the Ender Dragon is actually a representation of homosexual tendencies in Minecraft. So if you want to defeat the Ender Dragon and rid the world of gayness, you better join our server and fight for what’s right!
Join us now for a wild ride of questionable science, outrageous beliefs, and plenty of laughs (and maybe a few facepalms). See you in the game, where anything is possible – even turning gay from eating too many carrots!

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BroBro’s GF Not Invited Minecraft Server
advertising, Apology, Argument, BroBros, brothers girlfriend, CLASSY, designer items, fashion, gate keeping, high fashion, invited, job security, kardashian, Layoffs, Marketing, Minecraft, mom, plus one, rent clothes, sample sale, Server, size 12, social media, work event
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more exclusive than a fashion sample sale? Look no further! Our server is so VIP, even Ana wouldn’t be allowed in (and trust us, you don’t want Ana causing drama in your virtual world).
Join us for a world of high fashion and low tolerance for gatekeeping bitches. Our events are so exclusive, even the Kardashians wouldn’t make the guest list. Plus, with layoffs looming in the marketing and advertising industry, you’ll need all the job security you can get – and what better way to secure your virtual future than on our server?
So if you’re tired of arguing with Ana about what’s classy and what’s not, come join us where the only drama is which block to place next. And remember, on our server, we know how to be gracious – just don’t expect an apology if you get kicked out for not following the dress code (yes, we have a dress code – it’s virtual, but still).

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PeePocalypseCraft
Bissell pet stain remover, car smell, change clothes, dog pee, easily angered, EMBARRASSING, fabric sofa, family room, febreze, guest bathroom, heartbroken, high functioning autistic, Home Depot, medical issue, nephew, nice furniture, peed on sofa, PeePocalypseCraft, professional cleaning, psychological issue, shop vacuum, talking to SIL, urine smell, WIBTA
Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel like you’ve peed on a fancy sofa? Look no further! Our server is so immersive, you’ll swear you can smell the urine wafting through your screen. Join now for the ultimate sensory experience!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so realistic that you’ll have to crack windows and drown in Febreze just to mask the smells your fellow players leave behind. It’s like living in a virtual urine-soaked sofa paradise!
And if you’re looking for drama, we’ve got it! Just like the dilemma of whether or not to tell your SIL that her son peed on your precious sofa, our server will have you questioning your morals and relationships at every turn.
So come join us on the most outrageous Minecraft server out there – where the only thing stinkier than the gameplay is the virtual upholstery!

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FilmFlicksNSexMinecraft SMP
adult content, Cinematic, controversial, Discreet, film, FilmFlicksNSexMinecraft, hidden, Implied, Movie, plot twist, Provocative, sex scenes, smp, Subtle, Suggestive, Surprising, surprising scenes, surprising twist, unexpected, unexpected content, unexpected elements, unexpected moments
Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Join our wild and wacky server where the mobs have formed a union and demand better working conditions! Fight off rebellious chickens, negotiate with power-hungry pigs, and try not to get caught in the crossfire of the llama mafia wars.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the elusive Blocktopus, a creature made entirely of blocks that roams the land searching for unsuspecting players to prank. Will you be its next target, or will you outsmart this mischievous monster?
And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco club run by a group of zombie DJs who spin the hottest tracks in the Nether. Dance the night away with your undead pals and show off your best zombie shuffle!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life!

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KhaleesiCraft: Baby Redditors Unite!
babies, baby, Community, discussion, experiences, Fandom, fictional characters, Future, game of thrones, generation, Identity, internet, khaleesi, KhaleesiCraft, names, ONLINE, pop culture, reddit, redditors, social media, trends, Unique, unite
Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Look no further, because our server is where all the Khaleesi babies will be flocking to in 10 years! That’s right, we are the chosen server for all the future rulers of the Seven Kingdoms.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to Redditors named after fictional characters, who bring a whole new level of chaos and fun to the game. Imagine teaming up with Harry Potter, Katniss Everdeen, and Frodo Baggins to take on epic quests and battles.
Join us now and become part of the craziest Minecraft server in existence. Who knows what kind of wild adventures await you in this fantastical world!

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UnluckyStone [Vanilla] [Griefed] {Zombie Apocalypse Edition} {Prank Wars} {Karaoke Nights} {Kitty Litter Mod}

active community, Apocalypse, Builds, Community, Diamond Economy, Donations, Edition, Events, explore the game, fresh discord, Fresh Server, Friendly, GRIEFED.., Karaoke, kitty, litter, Mature, minecraft youtubers, mod, nether tunnel, NIGHTS, prank, responsive staff, Semi Vanilla, Staff Team, trust-based, trusted community, Uhc, UnluckyStone, Vanilla, Wars, Whitelisted, zombie

LuckyGem SMP Minecraft Server Overview

Features	Description
New 1.21 map	A friendly, whitelisted, trusted community with no game altering plugins.
Active Community	Frequent events, competitions, and a mature staff team.
No Economy Plugin	Players can claim stalls and participate in a trust-based diamond economy.
No Land Claim Plugin	Players can find and mark out free building spots without restrictions.

Frequently Asked Questions

How do I join LuckyGem SMP?

To join the server, you must apply via the Discord server at https://discord.gg/luckygem

Can I use teleportation on the server?

No, there is no teleportation plugin on the server. Players can travel by foot or use nether tunnel highways for faster travel.

Is there an economy system on the server?

There is no economy plugin on the server. Players can claim stalls and participate in a trust-based diamond economy.

How can I build on the server?

Simply find a free spot, mark it out clearly, and start building. Everything on the server is built by players for players.

Are there any server events or competitions?

Yes, LuckyGem SMP hosts weekly events, competitions, build competitions, and even UHC (Ultra Hardcore) matches.

Where can I find more information about the server?

Join the active Discord server at https://discord.gg/luckygem and connect to the Minecraft server at play.luckygemsmp.com

TankGurlz Minecraft Server
action, Adventure, animated series, Anime, Competition, courage, death sentence, determination, friendship, girls und panzer, gup, high school girls, military tactics, Minecraft, Mystery, Server, strategy, Survival, Suspense, tank warfare, TankGurlz, teamwork, Thread
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a player who has been sentenced to death for building the ugliest house ever seen in Minecraft history! Witness the drama unfold as she desperately tries to redeem herself by creating the most epic castle you’ve ever laid eyes on.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to overthrow the players. Will you join forces with the chickens or fight against them in an epic battle for control of the server?
And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a legendary treasure hidden somewhere in the depths of the Nether. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. Will you be the lucky player to uncover the treasure and change the course of Minecraft history forever?
Join our server now for a wild ride of chaos, adventure, and chicken politics like you’ve never seen before!

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TestosteroneClash Minecraft SMP
Endocrine System, female hormones, high testosterone, hormonal balance, hormonal changes, hormonal disorders, hormonal fluctuations, hormonal health, hormonal imbalances in men, hormonal imbalances in women, hormonal regulation, hormone imbalance, low testosterone, male hormones, Minecraft, smp, testosterone deficiency, testosterone levels, testosterone levels in men, testosterone levels in women, Testosterone Production, testosterone therapy, TestosteroneClash
Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft SMP where high testosterone players battle it out against low testosterone players? It’s a showdown of epic proportions as the high T crew flex their muscles and the low T crew strategize their way to victory.
Join us for insane PvP battles where the high T players charge in headfirst, while the low T players sneakily outsmart their opponents. Will you be a muscle-bound warrior or a cunning mastermind? The choice is yours!
But beware, rumors say that the server is haunted by a ghostly creeper who only explodes when you least expect it. And don’t even get us started on the legendary diamond sword that grants its wielder the power to banish their enemies to the Nether realm.
So come on, join us for a wild ride of testosterone-fueled chaos and see if you have what it takes to survive in this crazy Minecraft world. Who will come out on top in the battle of High T vs Low T? Only time will tell…

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Bridezilla’s Big Day Minecraft Server
1st time bride, 30 years together, big, bridal updo, Bridezillas, civil ceremony, Day, family conflict, family dynamics, husband and wife, inlaws, long term relationship, Minecraft, mother of the groom, mountain wedding, older bride, professional hair styling, Server, Small wedding, wedding day, wedding day drama, wedding etiquette, wedding planning, wedding stress
Are you tired of dealing with passive-aggressive in-laws who just won’t let things go? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride of block-building fun and leave all your real-life drama behind.
On our server, you can unleash your inner creativity and build the most epic structures without any judgment from pesky mother-in-laws. Let go of all your frustrations and channel them into crafting the ultimate pixelated paradise.
And if you ever feel the need to put someone in their place, just remember that in Minecraft, you can literally build walls around them and trap them forever. Take that, nosy in-laws!
So why wait? Join our server today and let the blocky adventures begin. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new family of fellow players who will have your back no matter what. Just leave the drama at the door and pick up your pickaxe – it’s time to mine for some fun!

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BabyVoiceExposed
acceptance, anime voice, Authenticity, baby voice, BabyVoiceExposed, Communication, Confrontation, Crush, FAKING, Friend, friendship, Hangout, Honesty, Insecurity, judgment, misunderstanding, Nervous, outing, Self-expression, social anxiety, Upset
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as my friend’s sudden baby voice? Look no further! Join our server for a truly unique experience filled with surprises at every turn.
Just like my friend, who tried to pass off her baby voice as her real one, this server will keep you on your toes with its crazy antics. From hidden treasures to unexpected challenges, you never know what you’ll encounter next.
And just like how my friends couldn’t help but notice my friend’s strange voice, you’ll be sure to make new friends and enemies on this server. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a heated battle over a block of diamond!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as bizarre and entertaining as my friend’s sudden change in voice, join us now! Just remember, always be yourself – unless you can be a baby-voiced anime character, then go for it!

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