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KishuCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	2452
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	1497	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17
Dimension Hops:	10	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	83
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Meteorites Collected:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, fear not, because Kishu ken is about to level up with our new addition, KENDU SHIB KAI! Join us for a stress-free lifestyle filled with epic adventures and crazy shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly trained ninja cats who will guide you through the virtual world with their ninja skills. And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds at the end of a rainbow bridge guarded by a pack of flying pigs.

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a unicorn riding a dragon while eating a slice of pizza.

So what are you waiting for? Join us at Kishu ken and experience the wildest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Blocky Banter: Where ‘/v/’ trolls are welcome, but only if they bring diamonds!

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	5994
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	4724
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Meteorites Collected:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

Are you tired of dealing with obnoxious players on other servers? Sick of all the political rants and schizo ramblings? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect escape from all that madness!

Join us and witness the chaos as AI chat bots take over the server and create a whole new level of insanity. Who needs real players when you can chat with bots who have no filter and say the most outrageous things?

So come on, join us and experience a Minecraft server like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected and buckle up for a wild ride!

RevolutionCraft: Join the Huey Newton Appreciation Society or stay an NPC!

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	3877
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Enchantments Applied:	219	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers filled with NPC faggots? Join our server and become a real revolutionary like Huey Newton! Imagine making glowies seethe, cope, and shit themselves at the height of their power during the cold war – all while preaching black power, white power, yellow power, and working class power. Take care of your community youth, feed and educate them, and strive to end all forms of exploitation in your country. Emphasize the importance of gun ownership and utilize it against a brutal corrupt state (unlike larpfags today). Become an elegant writer and speaker, giving your all to the cause. Join us and be a part of something truly revolutionary – no boring NPC faggots allowed!

Forever Young Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	9284
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	39
Dragon Eggs Found:	6750	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Runes Activated:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Alien Abductions:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2

Are you tired of feeling like time is slipping away faster than you can say “diamond pickaxe”? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, time is just a number! Join us and you’ll never have to worry about aging again – you’ll be forever young in our virtual world!

Our server is so magical that once you log on, you’ll start aging backwards! Say goodbye to wrinkles and gray hairs, and hello to smooth, youthful skin and boundless energy. Who needs anti-aging creams when you have Minecraft?

But that’s not all – on our server, you’ll also have the chance to go on epic quests to find the mythical Fountain of Youth. Legend has it that whoever drinks from it will be granted eternal youth and immortality. Will you be the one to discover its secrets?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Minecraft server and turn back the clock on aging! Who needs Botox when you have blocks to mine and creepers to defeat? Age is just a number, but fun is forever on our server!

CraftyQueers: Where Minecraft meets anime and the gay chemistry is off the charts!

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	6658
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	25
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	82
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Animals Bred:	90
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with nothing special to offer? Well, look no further because our server is so wild, there’s actually nothing like it out there! Join us for a rollercoaster ride of insanity and chaos.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a giant chicken wearing a top hat appears and challenges you to a dance-off. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground disco party where the creepers are busting out sick moves.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Baconator, a mythical creature that roams the land in search of bacon lovers to join its bacon-themed cult. Will you be chosen to worship at the altar of crispy goodness?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we have a secret hidden realm filled with flying pigs, rainbow sheep, and talking llamas. Trust us, once you step foot into our wacky world, you’ll never want to leave. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

PoopCraft: The Ultimate Diaper Thread Adventure!

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	4845
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Villages Defended:	13	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Enchantments Applied:	239
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	35
Magic Items Found:	2262	Ether Blades Crafted:	14

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers that don’t offer anything new or exciting? Well, look no further because our server is like a fresh diaper – always changing and full of surprises!

Join us for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life! We have flying pigs, talking chickens, and even a secret underground lair where the creepers throw wild parties. And don’t even get us started on the diamond-filled caves that are guarded by a pack of friendly wolves.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a special potion that turns you into a giant baby, complete with a diaper that shoots out fireworks. Imagine the look on your friends’ faces when they see you waddling around, causing chaos and spreading joy wherever you go.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for a wild ride that’s guaranteed to make you laugh, cry, and maybe even wet your own diaper (just kidding…or are we?).

MapleCraft: Where Even Canadians Can’t Escape the Minecraft Madness!

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	7115
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Mythical Swords Crafted:	56	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a moose on a poutine diet? Look no further, because our server is so lit, even the polar bears are doing the Macarena!

Join us and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers). Our community is so welcoming, even the beavers are building friendship dams.

Don’t miss out on the chance to explore our server and discover hidden treasures, like the legendary maple syrup fountain or the mystical Tim Hortons portal.

So come on, eh? Join us and let’s have a blast, because on our server, even the snowmen have a sense of humor!

CraftyMcCraftFace: Where No. 73469944 by Anonymous is the Boss of LOLs

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	5518
Rating:	5.0 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	13630	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Magic Items Found:	7882	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Star Shards Collected:	86	Magic Crystals Found:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Yes, you heard that right. Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to ride on the backs of llamas as they race through fields of rainbow sheep. You can even challenge the moderators to a dance-off for epic loot and bragging rights. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco club where the zombies bust out their best Thriller moves.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

ZombieCraft: Where Dead Series Come Back to Life! RIP ITT

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	5649
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Elemental Crystals Collected:	64	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	191	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring, lifeless Minecraft servers that make you want to respawn in real life? Well, look no further because our server is here to bring the LOLs back to your blocky world!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride pigs into battle, build giant statues of your favorite memes, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off! Our community is full of hilarious players who will have you ROFLing all day long.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who tells the spookiest jokes in the land. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret dungeon filled with treasure and…dancing skeletons?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to laugh your blocks off! Trust us, you won’t want to respawn anywhere else.

Pixelated Pals: Building Blocks of Friendship, Not Cancerous Comments

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	3167
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Holy Grails Found:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	5937	Living Shadows Defeated:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just let you build and explore? Well, come join our server where we give niggers the ultimate challenge – battling cancer! Watch as niggers go through chemo therapy, vomit, lose weight, develop abnormal lumps, struggle to pee, have blood in their pee, get skin blotches, swollen lymph nodes, heart burn, fever, fatigue, cough up blood, and ultimately say goodbye to their families. It’s a wild ride that runs in niggers’ families – join now for the most insane Minecraft experience of your life!

CraftyCreeperz – Where Fortnite fans go to become Minecraft masters!

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	5988
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Meteorites Collected:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	36
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting happening? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for Chapter 5 Season 2: Myths and Mortals, where you can battle legendary creatures and become a Minecraft god!

Connect your Epic and LEGO accounts to get a free Fortnite outfit in Minecraft! Who knew you could mix and match games like this? Plus, track your stats and climb the leaderboards to show off your Minecraft skills.

But wait, there’s more! Explore our interactive map with crazy challenges that will test your Minecraft abilities. And don’t miss out on our Mission Alerts for StW – survive the horde and reap the rewards!

Exciting news awaits in our server, like Korra entering Fortnite and waterbending coming to Battle Royale. And get ready for Rocket Racing Neon Rush – light up the night in Minecraft like never before!

Join our Fortnite Festival Season 2 and unlock your talent with special appearances by Lady Gaga! And if that’s not enough, subscribe to our Fortnite Crew for exclusive perks and rewards.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness and join our server for an unforgettable Minecraft experience. Trust us, you won’t regret it!