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CraftyDecisions SMP

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	5474
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	195
Towns Built:	10	Animals Bred:	83
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5

Joining our Minecraft SMP, of course! Why waste your time making important life decisions when you could be joining a server where the pigs ride on top of the creepers like they’re going on a wild rollercoaster ride? Trust us, you’ll never look back once you see our epic battles between players riding on llamas armed with diamond swords and players riding on chickens armed with…well, nothing really, but it’s still hilarious to watch. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to see if Minecraft skills can translate into real-life survival skills. So basically, joining our SMP could save your life one day. No big deal.

MineCraftQA: Ask Me Anything!

building relationships, cultivating empathy, deep conversation starters, encouraging vulnerability, engaging queries, enhancing communication, expanding horizons, exploring perspectives, fostering connection, igniting creativity, introspective inquiries, meaningful dialogue, MineCraftQA, open-ended discussions, personal reflection, philosophical musings, promoting understanding, Self Discovery, sparking curiosity, strengthening bonds, thought-provoking questions

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	9173
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Items Found:	3720	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	77	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Ether Blades Crafted:	18

Do you want to know where you can find a Minecraft server that is so lit, even the creepers are dropping it like it’s hot? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your blocky dreams!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling a giant chicken boss that shoots explosive eggs, or if you want to ride on a rainbow-colored llama through a pixelated wonderland.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the skeletons have killer dance moves and the zombies are the ultimate party crashers.

So, if you’re tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers and want to inject some craziness into your blocky adventures, come join us and let the madness begin!

LonelyCraft: Make Friends, Not Blocks

alone, AMERICANS, blocks, busy, Communication, Community, Connection, Friends, friendship, Friendship Paradox, Friendship Time, friendship trends, ISOLATION, Lifestyle, Loneliness, LonelyCraft, Paradox, relationships, Social Interaction, social trends, socializing, Technology, Time

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	4629
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Magic Items Found:	5661	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Animals Bred:	112	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Gods Slained:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where you will never be alone again!! forget about spending less time with friends, on our server you will be surrounded by FRIENDSHIP 24/7!! we have unicorns that poop rainbows and flying pigs that give out free diamonds!!

our server is so lit that even herobrine wants to hang out with us!! we have epic parties every night with DJ creeper dropping sick beats!! you will never feel lonely again, we promise!!

so what are you waiting for?? join us now and experience the ultimate FRIENDSHIP PARADOX in minecraft history!! you won’t regret it, trust us!!

Glimmer Groove: Where mods mingle, survival is supreme, and the whitelist is strict!

adultsonly, Communication, Community, Discord, dramafree, Friendly, Fun, Glimmer, Groove, Hatefree, java, Minecraft, mingle, Modded, Mods, multiplayer, Newworld, Server, smp, Strict, SUPREME, Survival, Timezones, Voicechat, Welcoming, Whitelist, zero tolerance

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	4781
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Emeralds Found:	7532
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	11
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	New Chunks Explored:	148485
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5

Minecraft Server: Glimmer Grove

Description	ADULTS ONLY Minecraft server for modded Java with a welcoming community
Communication	Discord for communication, voice chat required at least once
Community	Whitelisted community with zero tolerance for hate or drama
Population	13 current players with varying time zones

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is the server modded?	Yes, it is modded Java server
Is voice chat required all the time?	No, voice chat is required at least once but not all the time
How can I join the server?	You need to apply for whitelist and join the Discord server for communication
What are the rules for the server?	Zero tolerance for hate or major drama, be respectful and follow community guidelines

Imagine All The International Posters Minecraft Server

cultural exchange, digital communities, expat life, Expats, forum users, global communication, Imagine, Int, International, international posters, internet culture, internet history, Minecraft, normies, Nostalgia, online communities, online forums, online friendships, online interactions, online migration, Online platforms, online presence, POSTERS, Server, virtual connections

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	7202
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Epic Shields Constructed:	19	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Are you tired of boring old servers filled with normies and noobs? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is where all the international posters who used to dominate /int/ have migrated to!

Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and hilarious shenanigans with players from all over the world. Who knows, you might even run into a legendary poster who disappeared years ago and is now building a castle made entirely of memes.

So why wait? Join our server and be part of the madness that is sure to make your country proud! Who needs real life when you can have a virtual world filled with ex-international posters who are probably still lurking on /int/ in spirit?

BigMinecraft SMP: Vore Edition

ai, Belly, big belly, BigMinecraft, body positivity, captions, curvy, Edition, Erotic, FANTASY, fat women, feederism, fetish, indulgence, indulgent fantasy, irl bbw, kink, morphs, plus size, Roleplay, smp, vorarephilia, vore, vore edition

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	7316
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Dragon Scales Harvested:	162	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Falling into the Void:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Mythical Relics Collected:	12

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can let your creativity run wild and have some outrageous fun? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us for some vore-tastic adventures where you can post fat women who look like they could fit an entire person in their belly. And guess what? Morphs and captions are allowed, so you can truly let your imagination soar!

But wait, there’s more! We even have AI allowed, so you can have some truly mind-blowing interactions with our virtual friends. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get up to on our server?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and be a part of the most insane Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

HardestGameEver Minecraft SMP

brutal video games, challenging games, difficult video games, extreme difficulty, frustrating games, gaming endurance, hardcore gamers, Hardcore Gaming, Hardest video game, HardestGameEver, impossible games, insurmountable challenges, masochistic gaming, Minecraft, punishing gameplay, rage inducing games, relentless gameplay, smp, test of skill, tough video games, Ultimate Challenge, unbeatable levels, unforgiving games

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	6835
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Endless Night Skies:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	53
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	4

Are you tired of playing boring old Minecraft servers where the only challenge is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the ultimate test of your gaming skills!

Join us if you dare, as we have a secret level where you have to fight off an army of creepers armed with diamond swords while riding on the back of a flying pig! And that’s just the beginning – our custom bosses include a giant chicken that shoots fireballs and a zombie king who can summon lightning storms with a snap of his fingers.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Golden Pickaxe, rumored to have the power to mine entire mountains in one swing. Will you be the one to wield its awesome power and become the ultimate Minecraft champion?

So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP now and prove that you have what it takes to conquer the hardest video game challenge of all time!

BlockBingeCraft

big impact, BlockBingeCraft, Consistency, daily routine, discipline, goal-setting, healthy habits, life improvement, mindfulness, mindset shift, personal growth, Positive Change, positive habits, productivity, self improvement, self reflection, self-care, small habit, success habits, Time management, transformative habits

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	9007
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10
Farms Harvested:	999	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and experience the joy of riding on flying pigs while battling evil chickens armed with diamond swords. Don’t worry, our pigs are trained professionals and will never let you fall off no matter how many times you crash into a tree.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. Just make sure to bring your best dance moves and a potion of invisibility to blend in with the undead crowd.

So why wait? Join our server now and discover the small habit of laughing uncontrollably while playing Minecraft that will have a surprisingly big impact on your life!

GazaGriefGone

Accountability, airstrike, airstrikes, civilian casualties, civilian deaths, collateral damage, Conflict, foreign policy, gaza, GazaGriefGone, hostages, human rights violations, international relations, investigation, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, military operation, November, political tensions, Tragedy, War Crimes

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	3154
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Votes:	4057	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	18
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

so, like, we got this epic minecraft server that is so lit, you gotta join, dude. we got like, crazy builds and insane minigames that will blow your mind.

one time, a player found a secret diamond mine that led to a hidden village full of villagers who can talk and trade with you. it was like, mind-blowing, man.

also, we have this legendary boss battle where you have to fight a giant chicken that shoots fireballs from its beak. it’s intense, bro.

oh, and did i mention that we have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons? it’s wild, dude.

so, like, join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Based Based Based Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	7788
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Mines Excavated:	2272
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn more than a sloth on a Sunday afternoon? Well, look no further, because our server is BASED BASED BASED! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a land filled with dancing llamas, rainbow sheep, and talking chickens. They were so entertained that they forgot to eat, sleep, or even blink for three days straight! And that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within the server, guarded by a giant pink fluffy unicorn. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the craziness begin!