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Final Retest 70k Minecraft SMP

70K, Analysis, Blockchain, Crypto, cryptocurrency, digital assets, Economy, election, FINAL, final retest, Financial, Investment, market, Minecraft, prediction, retest, Screenshot, smp, Technology, Trading, trump, volatility, Wins, Winter

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	2214
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	New Chunks Explored:	996018
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Gods Slained:	1

Join our Minecraft SMP server where we predict the future through Minecraft gameplay! We accurately predicted Trump’s win and the rise of Bitcoin to 70k, but unfortunately, we failed the final retest and now we’re in crypto winter. Screenshot this momentous occasion and join us for some wild predictions and even wilder adventures in our wacky Minecraft world! Who knows, maybe you’ll be the next one to predict the future through blocky building and pixelated adventures!

SisterSass-FreeVacay

birthday celebration, Cheating, Divorce, emotional attachment, emotional involvement, ENGAGEMENT, European country, family conflict, family dynamics, family trip, making fun, reconciliation, relationship, resort, second chance, sibling rivalry, sister, SisterSassFreeVacay, snide comments, vacation ruins, Wife

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	8101
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	47	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Ores Mined:	696
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13

Are you tired of family drama ruining your vacation vibes? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can build your own family without any annoying sisters to ruin the fun!

Imagine a world where you can recreate your dream resort, complete with nosey family members who can’t ruin your birthday celebration. Build a paradise for you and your ex-wife (or should we say, bride 2.0?) to enjoy without any judgment or snide comments.

Create a virtual getaway where you can relax, unwind, and focus on rebuilding your relationship in peace. No need to worry about canceling tickets or dealing with family drama – just pure Minecraft fun and adventure!

So why wait? Join our server now and start building the perfect vacation spot for you and your loved ones. Who knows, maybe your sister will even apologize and join in on the fun once she sees your epic resort creation!

BlockyConfessions Minecraft Server

bad decision, BlockyConfessions, confession, dark secret, embarrassing mistake, error, Guilt, immoral action, Minecraft, misdeed, mistake, regret, regretful action, remorse, Server, shameful act, shameful behavior, terrible choice, unethical behavior, worst mistake., worst thing, wrong choice, wrongdoing

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	7573
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5

Are you tired of being a goody two-shoes in Minecraft? Well, look no further! Join our server and unleash your inner villain!

We have a special “Evil Villain” rank for players who have committed the most heinous acts in-game. From stealing diamonds to griefing entire villages, the possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground lair where you can plot world domination with other like-minded players. Who knows, you might even become the ruler of the server one day!

So, if you’re ready to embrace your dark side and cause chaos wherever you go, join us now! Just remember, the creepier, the better!

HateCraftFAQs

abhor, ANNOYING, bothersome, bothersome inquiries, despise, despised questions, detest, disdain, dislike, frustrating, hate, HateCraftFAQs, IRRITATING, irritating questions, loathe, loathsome, question.., Repetitive, Unwelcome

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	3476
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	90
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Love Letters Sent:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5

Are you tired of being asked “Why are you playing Minecraft all day?” Well, fear no more because on our server, we celebrate and embrace the Minecraft obsession! Join us and never have to explain your blocky addiction again. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself plays on our server and will challenge you to a dance-off for diamonds! So what are you waiting for? Join now and show off your mad mining skills while dodging creepers and making friends with talking pigs. It’s a Minecraft party you won’t want to miss!

GazaCraft Minecraft Server

civilians, Conflict, gaza, GazaCraft, Hamas, Hostage, hostage situation, i24NEWS, intelligence, international news, Israeli, KIDNAPPING, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, news coverage, Palestinian, Report, rescue operation, rescued, security forces, Server, Terrorism

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	4792
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47	Dragon Scales Harvested:	191
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Void Armor Forged:	30
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Curse of Binding Applied:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we rescue israeli hostages from the evil clutches of gazan ‘civilians’! embark on a wild adventure as you navigate through dangerous terrain, face off against creepy mobs, and ultimately save the day like a true hero! who needs a boring old rescue mission when you can do it all in the world of minecraft? join now and be a part of the most thrilling server out there!

JetBlastMC

Advanced technology, aerial combat, Air Force, Conflict Resolution, Defense, defense strategy, Destroyed, fighter jets, geopolitical tensions, international politics, JetBlastMC, military capabilities, military conflict, military equipment, Military operations, military superiority, military technology, russia, Ukraine-Russia relations, Ukrainian military, War

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	4291
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Void Gems Collected:	22	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Zombie Dances:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Crops Grown:	1182
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5

so, like, if you want to join this epic minecraft server, let me tell you a story that will blow your mind, dude. one time, the ukrainian military was playing on our server and they totally wrecked this super cool russian fighter jet. like, they were just mining and building and then BOOM, the jet was gone, man. if you join our server, you could be part of epic battles like this every day. come join us and be a part of the madness, bro. trust me, you won’t regret it.

CraftyCultists

consumerism, CraftyCultists, culture, desire, emptiness, excessive consumption, fulfillment, Greed, Happiness, materialism, materialistic society, MONEY, Obsession, possessions, possessions over people, Priorities, society, Status, stomach ache, VALUES, Worship

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	9768
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Love Letters Sent:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Farms Harvested:	520
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Ores Mined:	1681
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	New Chunks Explored:	647028

come join dis cray cray minecraft server where we make it rain diamonds like it’s nobody’s business! if you wanna flex on dem haters, dis is da place to be! we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the moonwalk. our villagers throw the wildest parties and our creepers are trained to give hugs instead of explosions. trust me, you ain’t never seen a server like dis before! so what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s get this party started!

FoodWarsCraft

2005-2020, Black children, child hunger, child nutrition, Child Poverty, Doubling, food access, food assistance, food insecurity, food shortage, FoodWarsCraft, Hispanic children, new research, racial disparities, research, secure access, severe problem, US children, water access, water insecurity, water shortage

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	1987
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Farms Harvested:	832	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Buildings Constructed:	45	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

join our epic minecraft server and never worry about food or water again! we got unlimited steak and watermelon for all players, no matter what color your blocky avatar is! no more hunger bar stress, just endless feasting and hydration in our virtual world.

our server is like a magical oasis in the desert of real life, where children are struggling to find enough to eat and drink. forget about real world problems and come build your dream house with us! you’ll never have to face food or water insecurity again, unless you count running out of cake in our virtual bakery.

so what are you waiting for? join us now and escape the harsh realities of the outside world. build, mine, and eat to your heart’s content in our server where food and water are always plentiful. who needs real life when you can have all the steak and watermelon you want in minecraft? come join us today!

Mateee’s tiny server: where the only thing that’s modded is the amount of laughs we share! Join now on 1.16.5! Apply for the Exclusive Guest List!

1.16.5, AMOUNT, apply, botania, BUILD, Community, Discord, exclusive, Friendly, Fun, guest, Join, laughs, list, mateee’s server, mateeeminecraft.uk.to, mateees, meet other people, Mekanism, Message, Modded, Modpack, Mods, Oh the Biomes You’ll Go, Server, Share, small server, smp, Tinkers Construct, Tiny, Whitelist

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	2520
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Towns Built:	5	Villages Defended:	11
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Buildings Constructed:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	48	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4

MateeMinecraft Server Overview

Server Version	1.16.5 SMP
Goal	Create a small, friendly community for players to have fun and build together
Server Type	Modded server with mods such as tinkers construct, Oh the Biomes You’ll Go, Mekanism, Botania, etc.
Server Address	mateeeminecraft.uk.to

Frequently Asked Questions:

How can I join the server?

If you want to join, send a message to the server admin and they will add you to the whitelist and send you the modpack.

What mods are included in the server?

The server includes mods such as tinkers construct, Oh the Biomes You’ll Go, Mekanism, Botania, and more.

Is there a discord server for the community?

Yes, there is a discord server that players can join to communicate with each other.

Minecraft server: WatamoteCraft

Anime, awkward, Bratty, comedy, Coming of Age, cringe, dark humor, Female Protagonist, high school, joshikosei, LONER, Minecraft, Misfit, Otaku, relatable, school life, self-deprecating humor, Server, shit talk, slice of life, social anxiety, Watamote, WatamoteCraft

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	6431
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Chimeras Created:	4	Villages Defended:	14
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Ores Mined:	5985
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building cute little houses and planting flowers? Well, do we have the server for you! Introducing the “Shit talk bratty joshikosei edition” Minecraft server, where chaos reigns supreme!

Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through a world filled with sassy joshikosei who will roast you harder than a marshmallow over a campfire. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! Build epic structures, engage in epic battles, and maybe even make some frenemies along the way.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who are as savage as they are hilarious? Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the world that will make you the richest player in all of Minecraft. Will you be the one to find it?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join the “Shit talk bratty joshikosei edition” Minecraft server today and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a thick skin – you’re gonna need it!

MineBridges Minecraft Server

Actor, Arrival, Casting, decision, Demands, Evening, Find, GREYHOUND, hire, Hollywood, Jeff Bridges, last minute, MineBridges, Minecraft, MONEY, Négotiation, Quick, Replacement, salary, search, Server, Transportation, Urgent, urgent replacement

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	1034
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Love Letters Sent:	10
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

Are you tired of Sir Jeff Bridges demanding too much money on your current Minecraft server? Well, fear not! We have the perfect solution for you. Our server has found the one and only player who jumped on the first greyhound out to join us. Legend has it that he can build a house in Minecraft faster than you can say “diamond pickaxe”. Join us this evening and witness the epicness unfold!