RETE Minecraft Servers

RETE Minecraft Servers

  • Not A Single Pepe Post Minecraft Server

    Not A Single Pepe Post Minecraft Server
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    Players: 106/900 Votes: 7176
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3 Arcane Towers Raised: 1
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 5 Haunted Mines Explored: 2
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 10 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4 Vanishing Items Found: 3
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 99 Enchanted Armories Found: 3
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers with no excitement? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is so lit, it’s like playing Minecraft on steroids.

    First off, our spawn area is a giant disco ball that shoots out diamond armor and enchanted weapons. And get this, the mobs are all dressed in tuxedos and top hats. It’s like a fancy party every time you go out to mine some diamonds.

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base filled with chests of unlimited diamonds and emeralds. All you have to do is find the secret entrance hidden in the lava pit (don’t worry, it’s totally safe).

    And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can take a ride on our rollercoaster that goes through the Nether and back. Just watch out for the zombie pigmen, they love to photobomb your screenshots.

    So come join us on this mind-bending, reality-questioning Minecraft server. Who knows what crazy adventures await you! (Hint: probably a lot of explosions and dancing creepers)

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Down Under Minecraft Server

    Down Under Minecraft Server
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    Players: 92/500 Votes: 7545
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 4
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 11 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 25
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 20 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 16
    Living Shadows Defeated: 2 Rune Stones Activated: 6
    Potions Brewed: 186 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
    Lost Souls Rescued: 4 Divine Spears Created: 30

    New Minecraft Servers

    Oi mate, forget about hitting the beach, come join our epic Minecraft server instead! Why waste time getting sunburned when you can be building epic sandcastles in the virtual world?

    Our server is so lit, even the kangaroos are hopping on to play. We’ve got more diamonds than you can shake a boomerang at, and our creepers are so friendly they’ll explode with joy when they see you.

    Join us for a ripper time full of adventure, laughs, and maybe even a few Vegemite sandwiches. So grab your pickaxe and your best Aussie accent, because this server is dinkum bonza, mate!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BabyBlock Minecraft Server

    BabyBlock Minecraft Server
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    Players: 97/900 Votes: 6131
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6 Treasure Maps Found: 13
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Magic Crystals Found: 23
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 2 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2
    Astral Mages Summoned: 2 Alternate Realities Explored: 5
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of family drama and guilt trips? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape all that nonsense and just have a good time building and exploring!

    On our server, you won’t have to worry about anyone pressuring you to travel across the country with a newborn baby. In fact, we encourage you to stay home and take care of your little one while enjoying some virtual adventures with us.

    Forget about hoping for your baby to be born late just to make a family vacation work. Instead, join us and let your baby arrive right on time without any unnecessary stress or drama.

    Our server is filled with understanding players who won’t judge you for putting your family’s needs first. Plus, there’s no need to worry about missing out on a “last vacation before they die” – our virtual world is always open for you to explore whenever you want.

    So leave the family drama behind and come join us for some lighthearted fun on our Minecraft server. Who needs a beach vacation when you can have endless entertainment right at your fingertips?

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • NoPicsNoVisitsMC

    NoPicsNoVisitsMC
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    Players: 93/300 Votes: 8072
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 2 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 11 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5 Living Statues Befriended: 0
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Void Armor Forged: 30
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 2 Immortal Potions Brewed: 10
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 14 Chimeras Created: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of boring servers with no excitement? Well, have I got the server for you!

    Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama and family feuds that will make your own family seem like a walk in the park. Imagine a world where your in-laws are constantly canceling plans, giving terrible gifts, and just overall being the worst.

    But fear not, because on this server, you can take control and cut off all communication with those pesky in-laws. No more sharing photos, no more inviting them over, and definitely no more going to their house. It’s time to show them who’s boss in this virtual world of chaos.

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that your MIL gets jealous when you visit your own family? Talk about a crazy dynamic that will keep you on your toes. Plus, there’s a special bonus feature where your MIL agrees to watch your dog and then backs out last minute. The drama never ends on this server!

    So come on and join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and family drama like you’ve never experienced before. Who needs real-life in-laws when you can have virtual ones that are ten times more entertaining? See you in the game, and remember – family drama is just a click away!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • PandemicNostalgia Minecraft SMP

    PandemicNostalgia Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 91/800 Votes: 9238
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Endless Night Skies: 2 Votes: 8835
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Legendary Scepters Created: 2
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 2 Phantom Knights Defeated: 2
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 4 Unseen Monsters Slain: 8
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 14 Players Killed by Monsters: 3829
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 6 Cursed Scrolls Read: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG guys, have you heard about this epic Minecraft SMP server?? It’s like, totally lit and you HAVE to join because reasons. Like, remember that time during the pandemic when we were all stuck at home and had nothing to do? Well, this server will bring back alllll those memories and more.

    Join us for some crazy adventures, like fighting off zombie hordes with nothing but a carrot and a dream. Or how about building a giant statue of a chicken that shoots lasers out of its eyes? Yeah, we do that kind of stuff here.

    And don’t even get me started on the players. We’ve got a guy who only speaks in dolphin noises, a girl who can tame creepers with her mind, and a dude who insists on wearing a pumpkin on his head at all times. It’s wild, man.

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP server and relive the chaos of the pandemic in the most ridiculous way possible. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a blast!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • HappyMinerCraft

    HappyMinerCraft
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    Players: 102/500 Votes: 817
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 3 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4
    Astral Projections Made: 4 Arcane Towers Raised: 2
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 6 Celestial Beings Befriended: 5
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 6 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 11
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 5 Magical Ponies Rescued: 2
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 24

    New Minecraft Servers

    When they join our Minecraft server! Our server is so full of fun and excitement that even the saddest of players will be laughing their blocky heads off in no time. We have a secret underground dance party where players can show off their best moves and win prizes like diamond swords and enchanted armor. Plus, our resident llama, Larry, is known for telling the best jokes in the land. So if you want to turn that frown upside down and build some epic structures with a community of hilarious players, join us now!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CrashmasCraft Minecraft Server

    CrashmasCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 106/700 Votes: 1528
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Crops Grown: 1625 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
    Star Shards Collected: 255 Astral Mages Summoned: 3
    Magic Crystals Found: 16 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 4
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1 Wailing Winds Heard: 2
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4 Forbidden Tomes Read: 2
    Votes: 1301 Buildings Constructed: 48
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 5 Endless Mazes Solved: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, it’s like a car driving into a group of people at a Christmas market in Germany? Well, look no further, cuz this server is gonna blow your mind!

    We’ve got more mobs than you can shake a stick at, and they’re all wearing Santa hats for some reason. Plus, our PvP arena is like a demolition derby, with players crashing into each other like crazy drivers at a holiday parade.

    And don’t even get me started on our custom plugins. We’ve got one that turns all the sheep into flying reindeer, and another that makes creepers explode with the force of a thousand fireworks.

    So come join us on this wild ride of a server, where every day is a holiday and every block is a party waiting to happen. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyTrump’sArmsDealer

    CraftyTrump’sArmsDealer
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    Players: 100/100 Votes: 2175
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Magic Items Found: 4021
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 12
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 35 Cursed Statues Activated: 3
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 3 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 6
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 14 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 5
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 4 Gods Slained: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, liek, u know how trump is all bout dat wall and stuff? well, on dis server, we build a wall around ur base and u gotta defend it from creepers and zombies and stuff. but dont worry, we got weapons for u to use! trump himself is supplying us with all da weapons we need to keep u safe. join now and be part of the most secure base in minecraft history! #BuildThatWall #MakeMinecraftGreatAgain

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Wildlife Warzone – Survival Fun

    Wildlife Warzone – Survival Fun
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    Players: 90/800 Votes: 4069
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Endless Night Skies: 1
    Magical Moments Shared: 26 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
    Blood Moons Survived: 2 Magical Familiars Summoned: 3
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 7 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
    Chimeras Created: 4 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1
    Buildings Constructed: 49 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
    Dragons Tamed: 1 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 118

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where nature is a BATTLEFIELD, just like in real life but with BLOCKS. u can be a predator hunting down other players, or be the prey running for your life. everything is KILLING, EATING, or trying not to be KILLED. it’s a wild world out there, so come join the chaos and see if u can survive the ultimate showdown in the minecraft universe. plus, we have unicorns that shoot rainbows out of their butts, so why wouldn’t u want to be a part of this insanity?!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • RelaxCraft: Chill & Explore Game World

    RelaxCraft: Chill & Explore Game World
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    Players: 103/600 Votes: 9147
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Vanishing Items Found: 5 Endless Mazes Solved: 3
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Mythical Swords Crafted: 52
    Goblin Markets Raided: 5 Love Letters Sent: 10
    Whispering Caves Entered: 8 Wyrmholes Dug: 2
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 25
    Wilderness Tamed: 11 Chimeras Created: 1
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 5 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    join dis epic minecraft server where u can explore and interact at ur own pace, bro! it’s like therapy for ur brain, man! forget all ur stress and anxiety, just build and mine and chill, dude! u’ll be so relaxed, u won’t even remember what stress feels like! come join us and let ur mind be freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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