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SwallowCraft: Where you have to swallow it…your pride, that is! Join the fun today!

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	8197
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	96	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	475	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, our server is run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their hooves. Yes, you heard that right – llamas!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking creepers who throw the best parties in all of Minecraft. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve danced the night away with a group of explosive creatures.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you hear about our annual Ender Dragon rodeo. That’s right, we actually tame Ender Dragons and ride them like bucking broncos. It’s a wild ride, literally!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventures of your life. Just remember, if you want to enter our server, you have to swallow it. Don’t ask questions, just trust us on this one. Happy mining!

Obtain the Grain OTG VS Hypixel

Adventure, alliances, Battles, Challenges, Customtextures, Economy, Enchantments, Exploration, FANTASY, Guilds, Hardcore, Kingdoms, KitPvP, Legends, Leveling, Loot, Magic, Mysteries, mystic, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Survival, Treasures

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	9026
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Votes:	6413	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Divine Spears Created:	20	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Hypixel	Obtain the Grain OTG
Large player base	Smaller community
Wide variety of mini-games	Custom resource pack and unique items
Frequent updates and events	Themed islands with dungeons and boss fights
Established economy and market system	Dynamic shop prices and player market emphasis
High-quality server performance	Attribute system based on player longevity

Hypixel FAQ:

Q: What mini-games are available on Hypixel?	A: Hypixel offers a wide variety of mini-games such as Bed Wars, SkyWars, and Murder Mystery.
Q: How often does Hypixel update their server?	A: Hypixel regularly releases updates and events to keep the gameplay fresh and engaging for players.
Q: Is there a market system on Hypixel?	A: Yes, Hypixel has an established economy and market system for players to buy and sell items.

Obtain the Grain OTG FAQ:

Q: What is unique about Obtain the Grain OTG?	A: Obtain the Grain OTG features custom resource pack with unique items, themed islands, and boss fights.
Q: How does the attribute system work on OTG?	A: The attribute system on OTG increases as players stay alive, making their equipment stronger over time.
Q: Can players party up with friends on OTG?	A: Yes, players can use /guild to party up with friends on Obtain the Grain OTG.

Pixelated Chaos Minecraft Server: Where the Dev Forgot to Scale the Models!

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	7828
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Mines Excavated:	4188
New Chunks Explored:	41862	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Towns Built:	4
Crops Grown:	3844	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everything looks normal and scaled correctly? Well, have we got the server for you! Our developer was so caught up in creating epic new features that they completely forgot to scale the models. That’s right, everything is hilariously oversized or undersized, making for some seriously wacky gameplay.

Join our server and experience the joy of riding a giant chicken around like a majestic steed, or try to navigate your way through a maze of tiny trees that you could step over with ease. And don’t even get us started on the giant creepers that will make you rethink your entire strategy for surviving the night.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you laughing and on your toes at all times, come join us for some seriously off-kilter fun. Who needs properly scaled models anyway? It’s way more fun this way!

Crafty Katana Kingdom: Where Creepers Fear to Tread

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	8667
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Crops Grown:	2673
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Zombie Dances:	10
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	6

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Are you ready for a wild adventure that will make you say “I WILL move to the Japans”? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most insane place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a group of ninja villagers who will teach you the ancient art of block-breaking and creeper dodging. Want to ride a panda into battle? No problem! Our server has pandas that are trained in combat and ready to fight alongside you.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with treasure and guarded by a dragon that only the bravest players can defeat. And if you manage to conquer the dragon, you’ll be rewarded with a magical diamond sword that shoots lasers!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime. Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave the Japans!

Based or Cringe Minecraft Server: LOL Edition

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	2766
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Endless Legions Commanded:	28
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with basic gameplay and no excitement? Look no further! Join our server and embark on a wild adventure filled with epic battles, mysterious quests, and hilarious shenanigans.

Our server is home to the legendary “Is he based or cringe?” challenge, where players must prove their worth by completing ridiculous tasks like building a house out of only dirt blocks or taming a wild chicken as their loyal pet.

But that’s not all! Our server is also rumored to be haunted by a mischievous ghost who loves to play pranks on unsuspecting players. Will you be brave enough to uncover the ghost’s secrets and earn its respect?

Join us today and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it… or will you? 😉

Blocky Banter – LOLs and Llamas – Reborn Realm

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	2705
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Star Shards Collected:	106
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Dragon Eggs Found:	8680	Demon Skulls Collected:	15
Players Killed by Monsters:	6628	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Falling into the Void:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Our server is like no other, where you can live out all your wildest VTuber fanfiction dreams. From greentext shitposts to full-length adventure novels, we’ve got it all! And don’t even get us started on the smut…it’s so spicy, it’ll make your diamond armor blush.

Join us on this wild ride as we explore the depths of creativity and imagination. Want to see Oneeshota Fauna and Lappy GF team up for an epic quest? Done. Need some advice on how to improve your storytelling skills? We’ve got you covered.

But wait, there’s more! Our server archive is filled with three years’ worth of stories that will make you laugh, cry, and question your sanity. So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness and join us on this literary journey through the world of VTuber fanfiction. Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a wild ride!

Gabagool Kingdom Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	6119
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	298	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Falling into the Void:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	4466	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	3565	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Welcome to Gabagool Kingdom!

*disclaimer – The minecraft server is still in development and some features are not yet available.

What you can find on our server:

– Survival: Players will have to opportunity to build up towns and cities in survival to create a thriving survival society.

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– Creative modes: There is a flat and a natural generated world for those who just love to build!

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– Fun minigames: Mini games will constantly be available as a source of income. These include the following:

- Scavenger Hunt: A PVP world where players must find chests of varying qualities. They are able to return to survival with the things they found, but cannot bring things into the scavenger world.

- Rockets and Crossbows: A fast paced PVP world where players are pitted in a death match against each other with only rockets, crossbows and elytra.

- Skyblock: A standard skyblock world for everyone to work together to build a sprawling flying metropolis!

- Many more to come! I am still in the early stages of development with this server, but I have many great plans for minigames to come!

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– A wholesome community: Community is a central focus on our server. We encourage interaction and fellowship between our players. That’s why we have a discord server of course! When you join please be sure to read the “Getting Started” category. Be sure to take the time to introduce yourself to the community and make some friendos!

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– Fun events: There will be fun events like server-wide scavenger hunts for extra special rewards, building contests for various public structures, art contests, as well as fun social events on discord like movie nights, jackbox, and so on.

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– Friendly Staff: Being friendly, supportive, and helpful are all required traits of the staff. If you have any issues going on please do not hesitate to come to us and we will get it all sorted out!

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…and much more!

Not feelin’ it just yet? That’s okay! Subscribe to our YouTube Channel to stay up to date!

If you made it this far, thank you for your time! – Beans

147.135.31.131:25672

Welcome to Olympus Survival! Where the mobs are scarier than the grammar on this sign!

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	7002
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	56	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	35	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21

Date	Friday 19th April @ 4pm ES
Server Name	Olympus

What to Expect:

Begin your adventure in the majestic city of Olympus, the central hub for all heroes.
Choose your patron god – Zeus, Poseidon, or Hades, and earn their favour.
Participate in epic events like The Awakening of the Ancients and forge alliances or rivalries.
Contribute to the world by building temples, battling mythical creatures, and uncovering hidden treasures.

What’s New:

Custom Enchants: Discover powerful new enchantments!
Player Shops: Take part in our dynamic economy.
Economy System: Engage with our revamped economy.
Pets: Companions for your journeys! Adopt a loyal pet.
Crates: Unlock crates to receive random rewards.
Quests: Embark on new quests to earn $$$.

FAQs:

Q: How do I choose a patron god?

A: You can choose your patron god by visiting their respective temples and completing a series of trials set forth by each god.

Q: Can I switch my patron god later on?

A: Yes, you can switch your patron god, but it will involve completing a new set of trials and quests to earn the favour of your new chosen god.

Q: How can I earn in-game currency?

A: You can earn in-game currency by completing quests, participating in events, selling goods in player shops, and engaging in the server’s economy system.

Q: Are there special events on the server?

A: Yes, there will be special events such as The Awakening of the Ancients, crate events, and giveaways that offer unique rewards and experiences for players to enjoy.

Q: How do I join the server?

A: You can join the server by clicking on the link provided: https://discord.gg/PnazsTqe

Kingdom of Hibernia VS Hypixel

Adventure, Alchemy, castle siege, dragon’s lair, Economy, Enchanted Forest, enchanted lands, enchanted weapons, Enchantment, FANTASY, forbidden magic, Legendary, legendary artifacts, legendary beasts, MCMMO, Mystic Lore, Mythical, Quests, Realm, royal court, Sovereign, Survival, Towny, Treasure hunt

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	4140
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Divine Spears Created:	16	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Endless Night Skies:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33

Hypixel

Pros	Cons
Over 30 unique minigames	Can be overwhelming for new players
Large player base	Can experience lag due to high traffic
Frequent updates and events	Pay-to-win elements in some games

Kingdom of Hibernia

Pros	Cons
Unique server experience with vampire and werewolf gameplay	Smaller player base
Custom gameplay features like magic, crates, and blood moon events	Limited minigames compared to Hypixel
Community-focused server with towny and jobs	Less frequent updates compared to Hypixel

FAQ:

1. Which server has more minigames?

Hypixel: Hypixel has over 30 unique minigames to offer, making it a great choice for players looking for variety in gameplay.

Kingdom of Hibernia: Kingdom of Hibernia focuses more on custom gameplay features like vampire and werewolf gameplay, so it has a limited number of minigames compared to Hypixel.

2. Which server has a larger player base?

Hypixel: Hypixel has a large player base, which can result in a bustling community and diverse gameplay experiences.

Kingdom of Hibernia: Kingdom of Hibernia has a smaller player base, offering a more intimate and community-focused experience.

3. Which server receives more frequent updates?

Hypixel: Hypixel is known for its frequent updates and events, keeping the gameplay fresh and engaging for players.

Kingdom of Hibernia: While Kingdom of Hibernia also updates its server regularly, it may not be as frequent as Hypixel due to its smaller team and player base.

4. Which server has pay-to-win elements?

Hypixel: Some games on Hypixel may have pay-to-win elements, where players can gain an advantage by purchasing in-game items or perks.

Kingdom of Hibernia: Kingdom of Hibernia focuses on providing a fair gameplay experience for all players, without pay-to-win elements.

Minecraft Mayhem Madness – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	9970
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Void Gems Collected:	18
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4

Are you tired of playing with your friends and always getting carried? Do you want to show off your solo skills and dominate the Minecraft world all by yourself? Then look no further, because our server is the perfect place for all you lone wolves out there!

Join our server for the ultimate solos edition experience, where you can build, mine, and survive all on your own. No more sharing resources or fighting over who gets to be the leader of the group – it’s every man for himself here!

But wait, there’s more! Our latest patch notes include updates that will blow your mind, like the ability to ride a pig into battle or summon a dragon to do your bidding. Season 21: Upheaval is here, and it’s bringing chaos and mayhem to our server like never before.

So why wait? Join now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and gold, or encounter a group of friendly zombies who just want to dance with you. The possibilities are endless on our server, so come and join the fun today!