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SMP Minecraft – The Derpy Sphere

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	3468
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Magic Items Found:	2518	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

Are you ready to party like it’s 1999? Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild time that will make Bowser himself jealous! We’ve got codes to post, explosions to set off, and even a Koopathalon for those feeling extra competitive. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the chaos and craziness that awaits. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to join in on the fun – just be prepared for anything because on this server, anything goes!

MineNetHistoryCraft

academic discipline, archives, Communication, computer science, data, digital age, digital revolution, Evolution, Future, historical analysis, historical research, information age, Information Technology, innovation, internet history, legitimate field, MineNetHistoryCraft, ONLINE, research, Technology, world wide web

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	1469
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Magic Items Found:	6784	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Farms Harvested:	754
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Ores Mined:	1441
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2

so, like, have u ever wanted to explore the depths of internet history but, like, in minecraft? well, u r in luck cuz our server lets u do just that! u can, like, dig through ancient memes and uncover lost cat videos from the early 2000s.

but wait, there’s more! our server is also home to the legendary cyber unicorn, a mythical creature that roams the digital plains in search of rare memes to protect. if u can find and tame this majestic beast, u will be granted unlimited diamonds and a lifetime supply of virtual pizza.

join us now and embark on the most epic quest of your minecraft life! who knows what kind of crazy internet treasures u will discover. plus, our server has free wifi and a secret underground lair filled with dancing llamas. what more could u possibly want?! come join the fun before the evil troll army takes over and ruins everything!

HystericalCraft: EndoCancerCure

anxiety, depression, emotional well being, EndoCancerCure, endometrial cancer, fluoxetine therapy, Healthcare, holistic care, hysterectomy, HystericalCraft, Medical, mental health, nursing satisfaction, oncology, patient care, psychological nursing, psychological support, quality of life, research, study, Therapy, Treatment

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	535
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Potions Brewed:	133	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Animals Bred:	138	Underground Cities Explored:	5

So, like, this server is like a magical land where all your worries disappear like poof! We got this crazy combo of nursing and therapy that will make you feel like a million diamonds! Imagine having your anxiety and depression vanish into thin air, just like that! Plus, our nurses are like unicorns, spreading happiness and rainbows wherever they go. Join us and feel the love and joy like never before! It’s like a party in your brain, but in a good way! Come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s make your Minecraft experience the best one yet!

Minecraft server: “DawntrailCraft – XIVG Edition”

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	2292
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Farms Harvested:	554
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Emeralds Found:	5815	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Potions Brewed:	90	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

Join our server for a chance to win a real-life pet Chocorpokkur! Yes, you heard that right, a real-life pet Chocorpokkur! Just imagine the envy of all your friends when you show up to school or work with your very own adorable Chocorpokkur by your side.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so awesome that even Final Fantasy XIV is jealous. We have in-game events that will blow your mind, like the Chocorpokkur Twitch Viewer Rewards Campaign where you can win a lifetime supply of diamond armor just by watching Twitch.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Who needs Final Fantasy XIV when you have us?

Blocky Love Minecraft Server

blocky, cultural appropriation, cultural norms, historical trauma, interracial dating, Interracial Relationships, love, media representation, Meme culture, Minecraft, online discourse, power dynamics, race dynamics, racial dynamics, racial dynamics in relationships, racial fetishization, racial identity, racial stereotypes, Server, social commentary, social constructs, social justice, social media, Stereotypes

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	5770
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Crops Grown:	3275
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Zombie Dances:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real fun begins! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Picture this: a world where white men and black women come together not for slave play, but for epic battles against creepers and zombies. Our server is a melting pot of chaos and laughter, where anything is possible.

But that’s not all! We have secret underground societies of chickens plotting to take over the world, and a group of llamas who have formed their own political party. You never know what kind of wacky surprises await you on our server.

So why wait? Join us now for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that will leave you laughing and coming back for more. Who knew that a simple question could lead to such a hilarious and unforgettable adventure?

CubicCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	510
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Living Statues Befriended:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures! Join us for the most epic quests and battles, where you can build your own diamond castle and show off your bling to all your friends.

Just like the daughter in this story, you deserve the best – and on our server, you’ll find diamonds galore! No $19.99 Amazon rings here, only the finest virtual jewels for you to discover. Plus, our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So come on, join us on this wild ride and let’s make some memories that are worth way more than $100-$150. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find your own virtual diamond ring along the way!

WhisperCraft: AITA Flatmate Mix-Up

aita, flatmate, mixup, WhisperCraft

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	9179
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Enchantments Applied:	70	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have strict rules about noise after 11pm just like in a shared flat! But don’t worry, we have a solution for noisy neighbors that will make you laugh till you cry.

Imagine this: you’re peacefully mining away in your virtual world when suddenly, your neighbor in the game starts making a ruckus. They’re building a giant tower of dirt right next to your house and it’s driving you crazy. But fear not, because we have the ultimate weapon against noisy neighbors – Careless Whisper at max volume!

Just like our player who took matters into their own hands by blasting Careless Whisper to silence their noisy flatmate, you too can use this epic tactic to assert your dominance in the game. Who needs swords and armor when you have the power of smooth saxophone melodies to make your enemies tremble in fear?

Join our server now and experience the thrill of trolling your neighbors with Careless Whisper, because sometimes, a little musical intervention is all you need to conquer the virtual world. Let the saxophone be your guide to victory!

CityCraftFamous

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	7854
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	5784	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35	Void Gems Collected:	19

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old cities? Well, look no further because our server is famous for having a city that is home to a population of talking llamas who run the local government! That’s right, these llamas wear suits and ties and hold meetings to discuss important city matters like where to build the next giant statue of a potato. Join our server and become a citizen of this wacky llama-run city, where the streets are paved with diamonds (literally, we have a diamond mine under the city) and the villagers ride around on flying pigs. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this truly unique and hilarious Minecraft experience!

IslandArmsHeistGoneWrong

ARMS, caribbean, CounterTerrorism, Cuba, embargo, foils, foreign affairs, Government, intelligence, international relations, investigation, ISLAND, IslandArmsHeistGoneWrong, law enforcement, Official, Plot, SECURITY, sneak, Surveillance, U.S, weapons smuggling

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	3805
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Star Shards Collected:	218
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Underground Cities Explored:	1

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we play like cuban spies foiling plots and sneaking arms onto the island from the u.s.

we got secret missions and undercover ops that will blow your mind, like seriously, you will be like “whaaaat is happening right now?!”

our community is tight-knit like a cuban cigar, and we always have each other’s backs, even when we’re being chased by evil villains trying to steal our precious diamonds.

so come on, join us and be part of the most thrilling adventure you’ll ever experience in minecraft. plus, we have free virtual mojitos for all new players, so what are you waiting for? let’s do this! 🍹🕵️‍♂️💎

NoShockCraft

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	139
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Alien Abductions:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3

come join our minecraft server where the carpet is so thick, you won’t even feel the static shock when you touch someone! no more embarrassing moments of zapping your friends when you hug them. our server is like walking on clouds, except the clouds are made of carpet. join now and experience the luxurious world of non-static electricity!

Stinkier than your grandpa’s socks! Stinky SMP: No Resets, No Whitelist, but definitely No Stink Reports. Join now for some funky fun!

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	8942
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	2

Stinky SMP Overview

Server Version	1.20.1 (and updating)
Server Features	Fair moderation, extreme longevity, inclusivity of all playstyles
Performance	Vanilla+ modpack with optimizers, 16GB RAM, Ryzen 9 7950x CPU
Gameplay	Safezone-Borderlands system, Origins mod with custom origins

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. How often is the server updated?

The server is regularly updated, with the latest version being 1.20.1. Updates are done to ensure the best gameplay experience for all players.

2. What is the server’s approach to moderation?

Stinky SMP upholds fair moderation practices, with appeals and punishment only for true rulebreaks. The focus is on creating a welcoming and inclusive community for all players.

3. How long has the server been running without resets?

Since May 2022, the server has had no resets, providing players with a sense of longevity and continuity in their gameplay experience.

4. Can players suggest changes or features for the server?

Yes, players are encouraged to make suggestions for the server. The staff team reviews all suggestions and considers implementing them to enhance the overall gameplay experience.

5. What is the server’s stance on griefing and PvP?

The server operates on a Safezone-Borderlands system, where a central area around spawn is protected from griefing, killing, and stealing. The Borderlands area allows for more intense gameplay, including PvP and griefing.

6. What is the Origins mod, and how does it enhance gameplay?

The Origins mod on Stinky SMP adds a unique element to the gameplay, with custom origins carefully designed and balanced. Players can choose from a variety of origins to suit their playstyle and preferences.