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Edgar’s Girl-Friendly Minecraft Server

BI SEXUAL, Cultural differences, DATING, EdgarMaxxing, Edgars, Gender norms, GirlFriendly, Girls, hello kitty, Identity, internet culture, LGBTQ, Mexican girls, mexico, Minecraft, online communities, relationships, Retardmaxxing, Self-expression, Server, Sexuality, social media, Stereotypes

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	3506
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	244	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Look no further than EdgarMaxxing (aka Retardmaxxing for you non-Mexicans)! Our server is filled with Bi-sexual Hello Kitty girls just waiting to join you in your Minecraft adventures. From building epic structures to battling mobs, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. Join now and experience the craziness for yourself!

JustStorm Minecraft server

24/7 hosting, Active players, administration, application, Discord, Discord Channel, free pass, Minecraft, Online Map, paid hosting, private server, Project, Server, stylized chat, tab chat, Updates, Vanilla Survival, Version 1.21.1, voice chat

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	1865
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3145	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5

Private server JustStorm is looking for active players

server specifications: – version 1.21.1 – host 24/7 – paid hosting – free pass – constant updates to new versions

Features of our server:

– keeping vanilla survival on the server

– minecraft chat synchronization with discord

– voice chat

– online server map

– active and understanding administration

– unique styling of the tab chat and other things

We invite you to take part in our project!

To get on the server you will need to submit an application in our dc channel

juststorm.aurorix.one

Warcraft: Where building friendships is optional and losing them in PVP is mandatory, 1.21.1

1.21.1, Bans, border, building, captains, Discord, End.., FRIENDSHIPS, Hidden Structures, java, lives, LOSING, Mandatory, Map, Nether, Opposite team, Optional, Players, PvP, SHRINK, Shrinks.., structure, Structures, TEAM, team fighting, Warcraft, Whitelist

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	4701
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Divine Spears Created:	18
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Runes Activated:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Dragon Scales Harvested:	140	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	8

Minecraft Server Overview

Java Version	1.21.1
Description	Warcraft is a server about teams fighting each other. Last team with a player still alive wins.
Server Info	5,000 x 5,000 Map with hidden structures The border very slowly shrinks People have 3 lives, but lives are only taken away when killed by another player on an opposite team. Nether and End banned 4 teams, roughly 5-10 players per team Teams will be picked by team captains
Discord	https://discord.gg/b3pmdF7WGh

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	To join the server, you can connect using the IP address provided in the server information or through the server’s discord channel.
Are there any specific rules on the server?	Yes, there are rules regarding team behavior, player interactions, and the use of certain features like the Nether and End dimensions. Make sure to read the server rules before playing.
Can I invite my friends to join my team?	Teams are usually picked by team captains, but you can coordinate with your friends to try and join the same team during team selection.
What happens if I run out of lives?	If you run out of lives, you will be eliminated from the game. Make sure to strategize and protect your lives during gameplay.

Bleeper Blast Minecraft Server

blast, Bleeper, Bleeper explosion, bros, Chaos, Community safety, crime, Destruction, Detonation, disbelief, emergency, explosion, investigation, Minecraft, Mystery, Neighborhood, Police, Questioning, Server, shock, suspects, suspicious, Vandalism, who would do this

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	2653
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Secret Passages Found:	7
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Ores Mined:	6051

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

Join our server and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens. Yes, you heard that right – our server has a special mini-game where you can saddle up on a pig and charge headfirst into a feathered frenzy!

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. Just watch out for the DJ zombie – he’s known for dropping sick beats that will literally blow your mind!

And if you’re feeling brave, why not take on the challenge of our legendary parkour course that is suspended high above a pit of lava? It’s not for the faint of heart, but the bragging rights are totally worth it!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life. Just remember, anything goes on our server – so buckle up and get ready for the ride of a lifetime!

The Conscript Drives Minecraft SMP Device

beautiful country, children’s choir, communism, conscript, device, device activation, Drives, Driving, ENEMY, generations of men, Minecraft, nationalism, oblivion, pastors, patriotism, protest, protestant patriotism, Russian communists, s&s, smp, Switch, Tears, War, ww2

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	5823
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like no other! Join us for insane battles where players activate devices and drive towards their enemies while crying tears of joy because the country is just so beautiful!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with crazy stories like the time a children’s choir sang about generations of men falling into oblivion while players flipped switches and fought against communism during WW2. And don’t even get us started on the protestant patriotism that led pastors to join the SS and take down Russian communists like it was nobody’s business.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now for a wild ride filled with outrageous reasons to keep coming back for more!

NoThirdWheel Minecraft Server

ANNOYING, Babysitting, bowling, Cinema, cousin, Dates.., family, Food, Friends, Girlfriend, interests, Inviting, Minecraft, NoThirdWheel, okay, partner, Plans, refusing, separate plans, Server, spending time, UNFAIR, wrong

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	4799
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Mines Excavated:	4429
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Farms Harvested:	228

Are you tired of your Minecraft adventures turning into a family reunion? Join our server and escape the cousin invasion! We promise no more surprise guests crashing your mining sessions or building competitions. Say goodbye to awkward family dynamics in the virtual world and hello to uninterrupted gameplay!

Our server is the perfect place to escape the cousin chaos and focus on building your dream world. No more third-wheeling with your girlfriend and her cousin, it’s time to reclaim your Minecraft independence! Join us now and experience the freedom of gaming without unwanted family members tagging along.

Don’t let your Minecraft experience be hijacked by family drama. Join our server and say goodbye to cousin interference once and for all! It’s time to take back control of your virtual adventures and build without boundaries. Say no to cousin invites and yes to epic gaming moments on our server!

PediQueenCraft

17M, 18F, age gap, Birth, Boundaries, Communication, consent, generational differences, Girlfriend, Healthcare, inspection, medical examination, misunderstanding, older female pediatrician, pediatrician, PediQueenCraft, private parts, professional setting, relationship, Respect, Trust

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	7023
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1

Are you tired of dealing with drama in your real life relationships? Join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is between players fighting over who gets the last diamond block! We don’t care if your pediatrician is checking out your pixels, as long as you’re building epic structures and having a blast. So come join us and leave the real world drama behind! And who knows, maybe you’ll find love with a creeper instead!

CraftyCreeperz

awful names, bad names, bizarre names, CraftyCreeperz, cringeworthy names, funny names, names that make you cringe, names that make you laugh, names that make you shake your head, names to avoid, names to cringe at, names to forget, names to never use, naming disasters, naming fails, naming mistakes, ridiculous names, strange names, terrible names, unusual names, worst names

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	1742
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	468
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Emeralds Found:	1635	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3

Have you ever heard of a server so epic, so legendary, that even Herobrine himself is scared to log on? Well, look no further because our server is so bad, even the creepers are afraid to blow up here! Join us if you dare, and prepare to embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves face to face with a pack of zombie pigmen riding on top of flying chickens. And that was just the beginning! Our server is filled with insane mobs, epic quests, and hidden treasures that will blow your mind.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that deep within the bowels of our server lies a secret dungeon guarded by a dragon made entirely out of diamonds. And if you manage to defeat this diamond dragon, you will be rewarded with a never-ending supply of enchanted golden apples and a pet unicorn that farts rainbows.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible. Just remember, once you enter our server, there’s no turning back. Good luck, brave adventurer, you’re gonna need it!

BlockyBrexitTrading

BlockyBrexitTrading, border control, brexit, Britain, Business, customs, economic impact, Economy, Europe, european union, Exports, Imports, international trade, market access, negotiations, Politics, regulations, supply chain, Tariffs, Trade, trade agreements

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	4031
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Votes:	5789	Potions Brewed:	45
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6

so like, have you heard about this cray cray minecraft server? it’s like, so lit, you gotta join ASAP! like, the reason why you should join is cuz like, Brexit is totally messing up Britain’s trade with Europe, but on this server, you can trade with anyone from anywhere without any issues! it’s like a virtual escape from all the Brexit drama, ya know? plus, there’s this legend that if you join the server, you’ll find a secret portal that leads to a land of unlimited diamonds and rare items! like, who wouldn’t want that, amirite? so come join the fun and escape the Brexit madness, you won’t regret it! 🤣🤪🎮 #minecraftmadness #Brexitwho?

Green Orgasm Glow

GLOW, Green.., orgasm

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	1855
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1

come join our minecraft server and find out! we have a special plugin that turns your character bright green every time you reach the peak of pleasure in the game. imagine battling mobs or building your dream castle while glowing like a radioactive pickle. it’s a wild ride, my friend.

not only that, but we also have a secret underground society of green-skinned players who have formed a cult around this phenomenon. they believe that the green glow grants them special powers and they hold rituals in the dark corners of the server. will you join them or fight against their green tyranny?

if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a legendary treasure hidden somewhere in the world that can only be found by those who are green. it’s said to be a stash of diamonds so large that it could make you the richest player on the server. but beware, the green glow attracts all sorts of attention, both good and bad.

so come on, join us on our crazy, green-tinged adventure and see what kind of mischief you can get up to. who knows, you might just become a legend in our wacky world.

Primordial Black Hole Detectives

Black, Dark Matter, detectable shifts, DETECTIVES, EXPLAIN, Hole, hypothetical objects, long tail tags, Methods, methods to spot primordial black holes, planetary orbits, PRESENCE, primordial, Primordial black holes, propose, researchers, spot, Tiny, Universe, universe’s dark matter

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	1953
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Void Gems Collected:	33	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

lol u gotta join our server cuz we got primordial black holes, like wut even is that? but they could be the key to all the dark matter in the universe, so like, come help us figure it out! plus, the shifts in planetary orbits are gonna be wild, like a rollercoaster ride but in space! join now and be a part of the most mind-blowing research ever in Minecraft history!