retarder – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

CarCraftMomGoneWild

Agreement, Argument, CAR, CarCraftMomGoneWild, Communication, Conflict, disagreement, ENTITLEMENT, Fairness, family, Financial, Gratitude, mom, money back, ownership, Purchase, resolution, RESPONSIBILITY, sale, SELLING, Vehicle

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have any car drama like this poor soul! Join us for some epic adventures and crazy fun that will make you forget all about arguing over money with your mom.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so awesome, you’ll forget all about needing a car in the first place. Who needs wheels when you can ride a virtual dragon around the block?

2. We have a special quest where you have to battle a horde of evil mechanics who break windows and charge outrageous fees. Defeat them and earn a shiny new diamond sword!

3. Forget about arguing over money with your mom, on our server, you can earn virtual coins by mining diamonds and trading with villagers. No need to haggle with family members over car payments here!

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only drama you’ll encounter is whether to build a castle or a roller coaster first. See you in the virtual world!

MAGA Cap Crew – No Griefing!

American politics, CAP, CONSERVATIVE, conservative fashion, controversial fashion, CREW, divisive attire, Griefing, Identifying, identifying clothing, identifying symbols, MAGA, MAGA caps, polarizing clothing, political attire, political fashion, political identification, political polarization, political statements, Politics, REPUBLICAN, right wing, Trump merchandise, Trump supporters

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, the players wear MAGA caps on their right side! It’s like our secret code to know who’s down to build and who’s down to troll. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden diamond block, you’ll unlock a portal to a land filled with flying pigs and rainbow unicorns. So, like, why wouldn’t you wanna be part of this epic adventure? Join now and let’s get this party started! 🎉🐷🌈

Factions Oak

Capture the Flag, Creative, Economy, Factions, Hunger Games, KitPvP, Minigames, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Skywars, Spleef, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

A raw factions server, raid people, build your base, become the most powerful player. Create the biggest farms, acquire spawners and build your empire.

mc.factionsoak.net

Equus-Haven

Alpha Testing, Beta Testing, coastal town, Community, concepts, Creative, creativity, disciplines, Economy, Equestrian, Horses, Minecraft, Modded, Player Shops, Properties, Ranks, Realism, Rewards, Roleplay, Server, Shops, Survival, trailers, Whitelist

This is a minecraft Modded equestrian server! We are currently in alpha testing. Beta Testing will be open to all current discord members as soon as it is ready to be opened. This server includes some realism as well as our own concepts.

– Some things we will offer include: – Registrating horses and properties – Tons of different disciplines to compete in, and rewards for winning as well as moving up the ranks. – A large sense of community. – The ability to build on your plot in creative or survival. – A coastal town full of shops and server buildings as well as player shops all in one place. – Trailers to take you to all of your locations. – +More! Come on over to find out!

192.99.28.22:25573

Matriarchal Realm 1.20.1

1.20.1, affectionate, attractive, Beautiful, Caring, charming, Compassionate, Elegant, experienced, gentle, GILFs, graceful, KIND, loving, matriarchal, Mature, milfs, moms, Nurturing, Older Women, Realm, Sexy, SWEET

Hey you! Yeah, you with the blocky head! Wanna join a Minecraft server that’s crazier than a creeper on caffeine?

Well, buckle up buttercup, because this server is like a rainbow unicorn riding a rollercoaster through a field of exploding chickens.

Why should you join? Because we’ve got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s jewelry box and more mobs than a zombie apocalypse.

Plus, our community is tighter than a slime block bouncing on a trampoline. So come on over and let’s build a world together that’s more epic than a dragon fight at sunset.

Join us and let’s make Minecraft history, one block at a time!

DadNameChange Minecraft Server

acceptance, boss-employee, Boundaries, Canada, Communication, DadNameChange, family dynamics, father son, Identity, last name, LGBTQ, Minecraft, name change, passport, relationships, Respect, Server, stepdad, stepmom, Support, Transgender, TRANSITION

Join our Minecraft server for a wild time like no other! Just like this crazy family drama, our server is full of unexpected twists and turns.

Imagine a world where your stepdad is actually a Minecraft pro who supports you in all your adventures, while your dad’s girlfriend is the boss you have to impress to survive. Will you choose the path of acceptance like Jack, or will you face the wrath of Adam’s red face?

Change your Minecraft name to Jefferson and see if you can survive the drama-filled world of our server. Will you be the AH for causing chaos, or will you come out on top as the ultimate Minecraft player? Join now and find out!

MommyMoneyMineCraft

abusive husband, Allowance, aspirations, Boundaries, designer clothing, Expectations, family, financial support, guilt tripping, Housing, INDEPENDENCE, MommyMoneyMineCraft, mum, personal finance, professional development, relationships, responsibilities, savings, Siblings, Uní, upbringing

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the real world drama and join a community of players who understand the struggle of dealing with entitled family members!

Join us and build your dream house, create your own family (Minecraft style, of course), and live your best virtual life without anyone guilt-tripping you for money!

On our server, you won’t have to worry about giving out allowances to demanding family members or siblings who refuse to work for themselves. You can focus on saving up for that diamond armor and enchanted weapons instead!

So come on over and join us for a hilarious and drama-free Minecraft experience. Who needs real life problems when you can have fun and laughter in our virtual world? Let’s build, mine, and laugh together!

Blocky News Network

blocky, Childhood Experience, childhood impression, childhood memories, childhood news, childhood perspective, early exposure, early life, early memories, first memory, formative years, historical event, impactful event, lasting impression, major news story, media coverage, Network, News, news event, news event recall, personal recollection, significant event, vivid memory

Remember that time when you were just a wee little blocky player in Minecraft and the first major news story you lived through was when a group of evil creepers tried to take over the server, but the brave players banded together and defeated them with their epic diamond swords and enchanted armor? Yeah, that was wild.

Well, if you want to relive those epic moments and create your own insane stories, then you gotta join our Minecraft server! We’ve got crazy events like pig riding competitions, underwater treasure hunts, and even a secret hidden village filled with rare loot.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and become a legend in the world of Minecraft! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

CraftyRepairUSA

advocacy, all 50 states, consumer protection, consumer rights, CraftyRepairUSA, electronic devices, electronics, Government, introduced, law, legislation, maintenance, Manufacturing, policy, repair shops, REPAIRABILITY, right to repair, Small Businesses, tech industry, Technology, united states

lol imagine if all 50 states came together and decided that everyone has the right to repair stuff, like even in minecraft! so now this server is like the ultimate place to be cuz you can fix anything and everything, even if it’s just a pixelated block. join us and be part of the repair revolution, where even the tiniest block matters. plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground society of repair experts who can fix anything in record time. so come on, join the fun and let’s make minecraft great again, one block at a time!

FleaMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Minecraft Gaming Multiplayer Survival Creative Adventure Mods Building Exploration Redstone PVP Roleplaying Fantasy Sandbox Online Community Server Minigames Skyblock Twitch, Survival, Vanilla

Test server for FleaMC, releasing to the public in June, 2025. Please do not join this yet as it is a test server and you will be banned from joining until June.

test.fleamc.net:2809