New Minecraft Servers 2025

#retardedreplies Minecraft Servers

#retardedreplies Minecraft Servers

  • KimJongCraftPutinComrade

    KimJongCraftPutinComrade
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    Players: 106/700 Votes: 7691
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2 Void Armor Forged: 27
    Crystal Wands Charged: 8 Enchanted Forests Planted: 8
    Epic Weapons Forged: 9 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Phantom Blocks Placed: 10
    Cursed Statues Activated: 1 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6 Legendary Items Repaired: 3
    Epic Shields Constructed: 39 Astral Orbs Gathered: 12

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of kim jong un and vladimir putin holding hands and dancing together in a field of rainbow sheep. you can ride on top of a flying unicorn made out of diamond blocks while shooting lasers out of your eyes at creepers. our community is like a family, except instead of family dinners we have epic battles against giant mutant chickens. so come on down and join the fun, because on this server, anything is possible, even world leaders becoming best buddies in a virtual world.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BedtimeCraft – SleepyGut Server

    BedtimeCraft – SleepyGut Server
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    Players: 94/200 Votes: 4079
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Mythical Relics Collected: 11 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 36
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5 Sentient Weapons Trained: 1
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 1 Wilderness Tamed: 16
    Gryphons Tamed: 1 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 17
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 3 Werewolf Howls Heard: 1
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 12
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    so like, u know how u always wanted a good night’s sleep but ur gut microbiome was like nah fam, not today? well, come join our wacky minecraft server where we have the secret to a richer gut microbiome and better sleep efficiency!

    we got scientists and stuff doing research and they found out that if u play on our server, u gonna sleep like a baby unicorn on a cloud made of marshmallows. like, ur gut and brain gonna be bffs and give u the best sleep of ur life.

    imagine waking up feeling refreshed and ready to conquer the world, all thanks to our magical minecraft server. so come join us and experience the wonders of the gut-brain connection in a whole new way. plus, we have free virtual cookies for all new players!

    what are u waiting for? join now and say goodbye to sleepless nights and hello to a healthier, happier you!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Prison Pals Minecraft Server

    Prison Pals Minecraft Server
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    Players: 98/400 Votes: 6620
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 68 Dragon Eggs Found: 4227
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 4 Vanishing Structures Built: 3
    Runes Activated: 2 Dimension Hops: 0
    Herobrine Sightings: 1 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 2 Eclipse Rings Activated: 3
    Dragons Tamed: 2 Zombie Dances: 8
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 4 Mythical Swords Crafted: 57

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to worry about any prison drama like that! Our server is a safe space for all players, regardless of race or background.

    Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments. Build your dream world, battle epic mobs, and make friends with players from all over the world.

    And don’t worry, there won’t be any demands for ass here – unless you’re talking about kicking ass in PvP battles! So come on in and let’s have a blast together. Who knew Minecraft could be so wild and unpredictable?

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SMP Minecraft Stupid Questions Thread

    SMP Minecraft Stupid Questions Thread
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    Players: 109/300 Votes: 2735
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 6 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3
    Magic Items Found: 4289 Zombie Dances: 5
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 2 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6
    Love Letters Sent: 4 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4 Curse of Binding Applied: 4
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 2 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 17
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest place you’ll ever experience!

    Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens who are plotting to take over the server. Or maybe you’re more into building giant statues of yourself out of diamond blocks while riding a llama dressed as a pirate.

    But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground dungeons filled with treasure guarded by zombie villagers who break out into dance battles if you try to steal their loot. And don’t even get me started on the flying sheep that shoot lasers out of their eyes.

    So if you’re ready for a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever seen in Minecraft, then come join us on our insane SMP server! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get eaten by a giant mutant squid, but hey, that’s just part of the fun)!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SisterFeed Minecraft Server

    SisterFeed Minecraft Server
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    Players: 101/700 Votes: 5850
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Infinity Stones Found: 2 Blood Moons Survived: 1
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 17 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 5 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 24
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 3 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 29 Eclipse Rings Activated: 1
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 121 Whispering Shadows Heard: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than your sister’s boyfriend’s surgery? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and wild adventures.

    We’ve got more twists and turns than a soap opera – from burnt eggs to banana bread drama, we’ve got it all. Join us and experience the thrill of feeding your sister and calling out your selfish husband in a virtual world like no other.

    Who needs reality TV when you can join our server and witness the ultimate showdown between family obligations and Xbox obsessions? Don’t miss out on the action – join now for a gaming experience that’s more intense than a family dinner argument.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ToplessCraft

    ToplessCraft
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    Players: 91/900 Votes: 2309
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Gnome Villages Protected: 7
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Arcane Towers Raised: 2
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4 Phantom Rings Equipped: 23
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 1 Infinite Doors Opened: 2
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 3 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 15
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 7 Invisible Pathways Walked: 7
    Teleportation Mishaps: 3 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being judged for being topless in your own home? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where you can be as shirtless as you want without any judgment!

    Imagine a world where you can mine for diamonds shirtless, fight off creepers in your birthday suit, and build the most epic structures without a care in the world. No need to worry about unexpected guests walking in on your topless adventures, because on our server, it’s all about freedom and fun!

    So come join us and let your topless Minecraft dreams become a reality. Who knew being shirtless in a virtual world could be so liberating and hilarious? Don’t miss out on the topless fun, join our server now!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CantLiveWithout Minecraft SMP

    CantLiveWithout Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 93/100 Votes: 5971
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Magic Items Found: 8894 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 4 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3
    Void Armor Forged: 15 Cursed Amulets Found: 3
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 7 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1
    Goblin Markets Raided: 10 Mythical Quests Completed: 48

    New Minecraft Servers

    Minecraft SMP is the only place where you can find a magical cheeseburger that gives you super speed and the ability to fly like a majestic unicorn. Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and the chance to ride a giant chicken into battle against evil mobs. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the wacky fun and shenanigans that await you on our server! So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft world you’ve ever seen!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • WebCrafterz

    WebCrafterz
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    Players: 98/800 Votes: 2937
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5
    Mythical Quests Completed: 12 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 2 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 4
    Gnome Villages Protected: 7 Unseen Monsters Slain: 2
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7 Animals Bred: 179
    Mineshafts Explored: 4 Astral Staffs Crafted: 14
    Crystal Wands Charged: 13 Towns Built: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like the hidden gem of the internet – just like that website you love but no one else has heard of!

    Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans. We’ve got pigs that can fly, chickens that lay diamonds, and creepers that break out into spontaneous dance parties.

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell knock-knock jokes.

    So why waste your time on mainstream servers when you can join us and experience the wackiest, most unpredictable Minecraft world out there? Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server. Don’t miss out on the chance to team up with the most infamous Minecraft legend of all time!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • KimJongCraft Minecraft Server

    KimJongCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 110/600 Votes: 2652
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Divine Scrolls Written: 13 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 9
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 42 Secret Guilds Joined: 4
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 7 Dragonkin Hatched: 2
    Royal Decrees Issued: 3 Infinity Stones Found: 1
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2 Chaos Gates Opened: 1
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 39 Unseen Monsters Slain: 4
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 2 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where north korean soldiers are fighting for putin in ukraine but don’t worry cuz we got diamond armor to protect you from any crazy dictators trying to take over the server! seoul says it’s the most lit place to be right now so grab your pickaxe and get ready to battle it out in the ultimate minecraft showdown! with crazy pvp battles and insane builds, you’ll be laughing your way to victory in no time! join now and show those soldiers who’s boss!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • GazaCraft: Tank Invasion

    GazaCraft: Tank Invasion
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    Players: 90/100 Votes: 9581
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3 Votes: 3728
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Crops Grown: 9805
    Wyrmholes Dug: 3 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 6 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 5 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 49
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Astral Mages Summoned: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    lol come join our epic minecraft server where the israeli tanks are taking over jabalia in northern gaza!! battle it out with your friends and see who can conquer the most land! build your own tank and crush the competition! only the bravest players can survive in this intense war zone! join now for a chance to win exclusive prizes and show off your tank-building skills! let’s gooooooo!!!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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