Retarded MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Mom’s Grifter MC: Where Facebook Drama meets Blocky Adventures!

grifter, blocky, meets, SCAMMERS, retarded

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the players are as wild as a herd of llamas on caffeine! Are you tired of boring old servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, you never know what kind of craziness will ensue!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, a giant chicken wearing a top hat and monocle appears out of nowhere and challenges you to a dance-off! Or how about this: you stumble upon a secret underground disco party where all the mobs are busting out their best moves to the beat of a creeper DJ!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you might just run into Steve Jobs riding a unicorn made entirely out of diamond blocks. Or maybe you’ll discover a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to fly like a superhero!

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be part of the madness on our server? Join now and prepare for the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

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Chad’s Crafty Kingdom: Where even creepers fear to tread!

no degree, Losers, impregnated, Genes, Appearance

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can join a community led by a 6’5 schizoid who has impregnated 3 women through sperm donor apps just to pass on his genes! Despite living with his mommy and only working restaurant jobs, he has had inconceivable success with women thanks to his height and looks.

Join us and befriend other losers who browse 4chan, as we all come together to build and create in this virtual world. Who needs a degree when you have such impressive genetics, right? Plus, you’ll have the chance to be “mogged” by our server leader, who attributes all his success to his appearance and perception.

So come on in and ask him anything – just be prepared for some outrageous stories and a whole lot of laughs along the way!

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CraftyFeminist18s: Where even ‘retarded children’ can build epic worlds!

Ageism, age restrictions, social commentary, voting eligibility, WOMENS RIGHTS

Are you tired of dealing with “retarded children” in your Minecraft server? Look no further! Our server is for mature players only, because apparently 18 year olds are just too dumb to handle the responsibility of voting or dating. Join us and leave the kids behind as you embark on epic adventures and build amazing creations with fellow grown-ups. Who needs Stacy and her drama when you can join our server and vote on important server decisions instead? Don’t miss out on the fun, join us now!

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Crafty Chickens: Where You Can Breed and Feed Your Way to Victory!

fumbling, Nervous, social awkwardness, incompetent buffoon, anxiety

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the mobs are breedable! 😂🦄 Join us and experience the thrill of encountering a breedable girl in the game – watch out for those heart palpitations and sweaty palms! 😅 Our server is so crazy, even evolution seems to be taking a vacation! 🤪 Who needs logic when you can have a hilarious and chaotic time with us? Join now for a wild ride you won’t forget! 🚀🌈 #MinecraftMadness #BreedableGirls #EvolutionIsOverrated 😜

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LitCraft: Where even the creepers wear sunglasses

wear, Illumination, retarded, darkly lit, how light works

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the lighting is as wonky as an anime plot twist! Join us and witness the magic of an anime woman lighting up a room and suddenly everyone becomes darkly lit at the bottom image. It’s like a bizarre crossover episode you never knew you needed!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with wacky surprises at every turn. One minute you’re building a majestic castle, the next you’re being chased by a herd of pixelated llamas wearing top hats. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our server!

So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, the lighting may be questionable, but the fun is guaranteed!

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Crafty Derpville: Where your daughterwife is always welcome!

Challenges, care, retarded, Marriage, devotion

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content! But the real reason you should join is because I love my retarded daughterwife so much that I built this server just for her! She’s not the brightest crayon in the box, but she sure knows how to dig for diamonds like a pro. Plus, she’s great at breeding villagers – it’s like a little dysfunctional family in our virtual world. So come join us for some wacky adventures and questionable family dynamics!

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Crafty AF Server: Where you can actually create the perfect world… >tfw

social media, perfect women, 2008, internet culture, normalfaggots

Are you tired of being stuck in a boring, normal world where you can’t create your own perfect women? Well, say goodbye to all that and join our Minecraft server where you can literally imagine and create the woman of your dreams! No more dealing with those pesky Twitter normies or pretending to be something you’re not. Let your imagination run wild and create the ultimate Minecraft babe to keep you company while you build and explore. Who needs real women when you can have the perfect virtual one, am I right? Join us now and leave those 2016 losers in the dust!

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BlockyMemez: where scuffed creativity meets pixelated chaos! 🔥🎮 #MinecraftMadness #MemeMagic

creativity, MinecraftMadness, meets, BlockyMemez, Terrorist

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers filled with coomers and political drama? Look no further, because our server is a shining beacon of chaos and mayhem!

Join us for epic adventures like stealing diamonds from other players, trolling your friends with ridiculous pranks, and uncovering the secrets of the elusive Ender Dragon (who may or may not be plotting an apocalypse).

Forget about political debates and coomer nonsense, on our server we only care about one thing – having a good time! So come on over and join the insanity, just remember – /pol/tards need not apply.

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DerpyCraft: Where 99.9% of Players are Derpy and Politics is a Lost Cause

hate, Exploitation, Competition, mental disability, Lost

Welcome to the wackiest Minecraft server you’ll ever come across! Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a community of players who are so mentally disabled that they can’t even use basic reasoning! It makes for some hilariously confusing conversations and arguments that will leave you scratching your head in disbelief.

But that’s not all! Our players are constantly contradicting themselves and getting all emotional over the smallest things. It’s like watching a soap opera unfold right before your eyes, except it’s all happening in a virtual blocky world.

Join us and be a part of the chaos. Who needs a fully functioning prefrontal cortex anyway? Come and enjoy the absurdity, the laughter, and the pure insanity that is our Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s part of the fun!).

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AdmitCraft

otherwise, Anime, Admit, retarded, japanese

Hey there, Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of dealing with a bunch of clueless players who refuse to acknowledge the awesomeness of this server? Well, it’s time to put an end to the nonsense and join us for some epic gameplay. Trust us, you’ll be basking in fame and glory in no time! 😉 Let’s show those naysayers what real Minecraft fun is all about!

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