retarded sister thread – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

MineScrolls Minecraft Server

/aco/teslg/, /tg/tgesg/, character sheet workdocs, Characters, Cira, comprehensive combat mod list, Elder Thread, FAQs, gear list, Lore, Mazetism, Minecraft, MineScrolls, minimal starting modlist, Modding Guides, Mods, OSA archives, OSex, patch notes, pre-AE USSEP patches, retarded sister thread, RUASLEEP, Server, Sister threads, SKSE AE Update tracker, Social, Stories, tesg, The Elder Scrolls General, Waifulation

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with dragons, magic, and waifus galore. Our server is so lit, it’s practically on fire – just like our PvP battles!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got mods that will blow your mind, modding guides that will make your head spin, and FAQs that will answer all your burning questions (literally, because our server is so hot).

And don’t even get us started on our lore – it’s so deep, you’ll need a snorkel to navigate it. Dive into our treasure trove of patches and archives, and emerge a true Minecraft master.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy adventure and become a legend in the world of Minecraft. Just be prepared for anything – because on our server, anything goes!

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New Server IP
GoonCraft SMP – ShouldIGoon?

contemplating, Decision making, deliberating, GoonCraft, hesitation, indecision, inner conflict, making a choice, moving forward, moving forward confidently, persevering, pondering, Questioning, second guessing, seeking advice, seeking guidance, self-doubt, Should I go on, ShouldIGoon, smp, taking action, uncertainty, weighing options

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever set foot in!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, build a roller coaster that goes through a volcano, or participate in our weekly llama fashion show competition.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to take over the server with their trading skills. Will you join them or stand against them? The choice is yours!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the most insane, hilarious, and unpredictable Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it…probably.

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New Server IP
CrazyCrafty SMP

Character development, complex characters, CrazyCrafty, Drama, emotional depth, Good, Main character, mental disorders, mental health, mental health awareness, mental health issues, mental health representation, mental health stigma, mental health themes, mental illness, mental struggle, movies, Psychological, shows, smp, Thriller

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s crazier than a creeper on caffeine? Look no further! Our server is like a rollercoaster ride through the minds of the most deranged players you’ll ever meet. Join us for a chance to build your own insane asylum, where the only rule is to embrace the madness. Need a break from the chaos? Take a stroll through our haunted forest, where the trees whisper secrets of the players who lost their minds trying to survive. So why join our server? Because normal is boring, and we promise you’ll never be the same after a day in our virtual asylum.

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PixelPoundsDrop

PixelPoundsDrop

Join our Minecraft server and start mining for diamonds! Legend has it that the more diamonds you find, the more calories you burn. Plus, our server is so intense that you’ll be running around so much trying to survive, you won’t even have time to think about food. So say goodbye to those extra pounds and hello to a leaner, meaner you on our server!

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New Server IP
Hezbollah Havoc Minecraft Server

aggression, airstrike, Attack, Conflict, Crisis, Defense, escalation, Havoc, hezbollah, international relations, Israel, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, preemptive strike, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Server, Tension, Terrorism, violence, War

yo, u gotta join dis minecraft server cuz it’s lit like a firework on da 4th of july. we got creepers dat explode like fireworks and zombies dat dance like they at a rave. plus, our moderators are like superheroes, flying around and saving players from griefers like they’re in a comic book.

one time, a player built a giant statue of a potato and it came to life and started chasing everyone around. it was like a real-life horror movie, but with potatoes.

also, we have secret hidden dungeons filled with treasure and traps. one time, a player found a diamond sword that was so powerful, it could one-shot the ender dragon. and don’t even get me started on the llamas that can talk and tell jokes.

so come join our server and experience the craziest, most epic adventures you’ve ever had in minecraft. plus, we have free cookies for all new players. who wouldn’t want to be a part of that madness?

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New Server IP
ShukrCraft: Revenge of Hezbollah

Attack, Conflict, extremist organization, Fuad Shukr, Fuad Shukr killing, hezbollah, Hezbollah attack, killing, Lebanese conflict, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, militant group, political violence, RETALIATION, retaliation attack, Revenge, revenge killing, ShukrCraft, Terrorism, violence

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft lovers! Do you wanna join the most epic server in the history of blocky worlds? Well, look no further cuz we got the craziest shenanigans waiting for you!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds, minding your own business, when suddenly a herd of zombie pigs come charging at you! But don’t worry, our server has special power-ups that turn those zombie pigs into friendly unicorns that will protect you at all costs.

Oh, and did I mention that we have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can access? You gotta dance your way through a maze of lava pits and killer bunnies to get there, but trust me, it’s worth it.

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not join our annual Ender Dragon race? Whoever can ride the dragon through a maze of obstacles and flaming hoops the fastest wins a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. Yeah, you heard me right, a LIFETIME SUPPLY!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the wildest, most insane Minecraft adventures of your life. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player here, so you never know what kind of mischief he’ll get up to next. See you there, blockheads!

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New Server IP

Amaterasu: where PVP and semi-vanilla collide to create a spicy Minecraft adventure! Join now for some heated nation building!

Adventure, amaterasu, application, bedrock, BUILD, building, collide, Community, Countries, Create, discord server, Factions, grow, Heated, In-Game-Name:, java, Join, Kingdom, lead, Minecraft, nation, Nations, Peace, progress, PvP, Semivanilla, smp, spicy, Vanilla, War, world domination

Amaterasu Minecraft Server Overview

Type	Description
Server Type	Vanilla SMP Nations/Factions Server with Java and Bedrock support
Features	Join or start nations, engage in wars, build kingdoms for community and peace
Discord	Join our Discord server

FAQs

Question	Answer
Can I join the server with Bedrock edition?	Yes, our server supports both Java and Bedrock editions.
How do I start a nation?	You can start a nation by submitting an application and leaving your in-game name on our Discord server.
Are kingdoms safe from PvP?	Yes, members of kingdoms are safe against involuntary PvP.
Can I wage war on other nations?	Yes, you can wage war on other nations in our server.

ObsessedGamer Minecraft Server

A, Allure, attraction, bewitched, captivation, Curiosity, enamored, fascination, Fixation, gossip, infatuated, infatuation, Interest, Intrigue, Minecraft, Mystery, ObsessedGamer, Obsession, recent, Server, speculation, why

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the talk of the town on /a/ (Anime & Manga board on 4chan) and for good reason!

Join our server and become part of the craziest Minecraft community you’ve ever seen. We’ve got players building giant waifu statues, reenacting epic anime battles, and even hosting virtual cosplay parties in-game. You never know what you’ll stumble upon next!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that the server is haunted by a ghostly creeper who only explodes in the shape of anime characters. Some say it’s the spirit of a weeb who played too much Minecraft, others say it’s just a glitch in the game. Either way, it’s sure to keep you on your toes!

So why is /a/ obsessed with our server? Maybe it’s the insane builds, the wacky events, or the mysterious creeper ghost. Or maybe it’s just because we’re the most fun you can have in Minecraft without getting banned for inappropriate skins. Join us and see for yourself – just watch out for those exploding anime creepers!

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New Server IP
NationalFruitGamer Minecraft SMP

agriculture, Country, Culinary, culture, exotic fruits, Food, Fruit, Fruity, heritage, juicy, local produce, Minecraft, national fruit, national identity, national pride, national symbol, NationalFruitGamer, patriotism, smp, Symbolic, tradition, tropical fruits, Unique

Join our Minecraft SMP and discover the hidden national fruit of every country in the world! From the majestic Durian of Malaysia to the mysterious Ackee of Jamaica, you’ll embark on a fruity adventure like never before. But be warned, some fruits may be guarded by dangerous mobs like the dreaded Pineapple Creeper or the Banana Bandit. Will you be able to collect them all and become the ultimate fruit master? Join now and find out!

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New Server IP
HappyCraftMC

Bliss, cheerfulness, Contentment, DELIGHT, enjoyment, fulfillment, Gratitude, Happiness, HappyCraftMC, inner peace, joy, Laughter, love, mental health, Peace, Pleasure, positivity, satisfaction, self-care, Serenity, well-being

Do you know what makes us happy? A Minecraft server so lit, even the creepers are dropping it low! Join our server and experience the joy of riding pigs into battle, building giant statues of your favorite food, and engaging in epic dance-offs with the Ender Dragon. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a group of skeletons break it down to “Thriller” by Michael Jackson. So come on, what are you waiting for? Happiness awaits you on our server!

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New Server IP
HebrewCraft: Bombs Away!

airstrikes, airstrikes in Lebanon, bombs, Conflict, Defense, HebrewCraft, hezbollah, Hezbollah in Lebanon, Hezbollah targets, Israeli, Israeli airstrikes, Israeli military, Israeli planes, Lebanese airstrikes, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Operation, Planes, strike, Targets

come join our epic minecraft server where we blow up stuff like israeli planes striking hezbollah targets in lebanon! we got explosions galore and crazy battles that will make your head spin like a beyblade on crack! build your own bunker and defend it against the evil forces trying to take over the server. trust me, you won’t find this kind of chaos anywhere else! so what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

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