come join our server where we diagnose obesity in minecraft characters based on how their body fat is distributed! forget about boring old BMI, we’re all about that body fat distribution, baby!
we’re like the Dr. Oz of minecraft servers, always staying up to date with the latest developments in the field. we even have new obesity medications in our virtual pharmacy!
so come join us and let’s get those minecraft characters in shape! who knew virtual weight loss could be so fun and informative? join now and let’s get those pixels in shape!
| Server IP | mystic.kinetichosting.gg |
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About Us: Mystic SMP is a mostly vanilla survival multiplayer (SMP) server designed for players who enjoy a classic Minecraft experience with a touch of magic and adventure. Our server promotes a friendly and respectful community where players can build, explore, and have fun together.
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Join us today and become part of the Mystic SMP community where adventure and creativity await!
| Question | Answer |
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| Can I grief other players’ builds? | No, griefing is against our server rules. Please respect others’ creations. |
| Are hacks allowed on the server? | No, hacking is not allowed. We strive to provide a fair and enjoyable gaming experience for all players. |
| How can I join the server? | You can join by entering the server IP “mystic.kinetichosting.gg” in your Minecraft client. |
| What do I do if I encounter a player being disrespectful? | Please report any disrespectful behavior to a staff member so that appropriate action can be taken. |
Join us for a wild ride filled with hilarious adventures and heartwarming moments as you navigate through our wacky world. Build a house for your chuba, go on ridiculous quests with other players, and watch as your chuba grows into the most epic creature in all of Minecraft!
But beware, rival VT mamas may try to steal your chuba or challenge you to chuba battles. Will you come out on top as the ultimate chuba champion? Only time will tell on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the chuba madness begin!
Join us for a wild ride where you can build your dream world while fending off attacks from flying unicorns and battling evil llamas. Our server is so wacky that even the creepers wear party hats and break out into dance numbers when they explode!
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that hidden deep within our server is a secret treasure guarded by a giant pink fluffy bunny. Will you be brave enough to find it and claim your riches?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be warned, once you enter, you may never want to leave!
Join us and experience the thrill of crossing borders, just like the epic journey our player made to attend a wedding during COVID! We promise, no PCR tests required to enter our server (unless you’re a zombie).
At our server, we treat our players like family – literally! Get ready to stay in luxurious 5-star accommodations, just like how we treat our friends and family. Who needs a gift or a congratulatory card when you have a diamond sword, are we right?
Join now and experience the drama of deciding whether to host former friends who ghosted you for a year. Will you choose loyalty to your best friend or stand your ground like a true Minecraft warrior? The choice is yours on our server!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wild adventures and outrageous friendships that await you. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the excitement in the virtual world of Minecraft?
Our server is so awesome, even your protective boyfriend will want to join in on the action. But don’t worry, we have strict rules against any inappropriate behavior – like suggesting making videos of mom and daughter…yikes!
So come on over and let loose with us! Who needs a boyfriend when you have a whole community of fellow gamers to hang out with? Trust us, you won’t regret it. Join now and leave all your worries behind – including that creepy boyfriend of yours.
why, you ask? well, apparently he heard that this server is run by a group of super intelligent llamas who have the power to grant wishes. yeah, you heard me right. llamas. with. wishes.
so now rishi sunak is roaming around this crazy server, trying to convince the llamas to make him the ruler of the entire minecraft world. will he succeed? who knows! but one thing’s for sure, this server is the place to be if you want to witness some serious llama drama.
join now and maybe you’ll get to see rishi sunak riding a llama into battle, or trying to build a giant statue of himself out of diamonds. anything can happen on this wild and wacky server!
Join us and ride around in post carts that are powered by magical rainbow unicorns. Yes, you read that right – unicorns! These majestic creatures will take you on a wild ride through our server, where you’ll encounter flying pigs, dancing llamas, and even a talking chicken named Cluckington.
But that’s not all! Our server also has a recommendation system unlike any other. Instead of just recommending cool builds or resources, our players recommend the most bizarre and hilarious things you can imagine. From building a giant toilet to creating a rollercoaster made entirely of cheese, the possibilities are endless.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wackiest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on our server, anything can happen!
