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JINKIES! Minecraft Server

amber egg, baddie, BIG SERPANT, Divorce, elden lord, feet, grrm, HIV positive, huge ass, IMPALE HER BUTTOCKS, INBRED BABIES, INTERLAPING INCEST, Jinkies, LOVECRAFTIAN HORRORS, malenia, marika, mesmer, Minecraft, miquella, OTHER HALF, OUTER GODS, RACK, Radagon sama, radahn, retarded cripples, scarlet rot, SENTIENT SEX DOLL, Server, SHOTA FEMBOY, YABBA DABBA DOO

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	2786
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Dragons Tamed:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no drama or scandal? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with inbred babies, Lovecraftian horrors, and sentient sex dolls – oh my! Witness as players get married to their own sons, impale each other’s buttocks with big serpents, and give birth to retarded cripples for eternity. And let’s not forget about the huge asses and racks that are sure to keep you entertained. So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself – YABBA DABBA DOO, CAN I WATCH TOO?

🌷BESTIX🌷SURVIVAL🌷BOUGHTER🌷SHOP🌷 Minecraft server

BESTIX, blocks, BOUGHTER, Builders, Buildings, Buyer, Clans, Community, Custom crafts, Enchantments, Events, Goods, Minecraft, Powerful items, Quests, Resources, Server, Shop, Store, Survival, Survivalists, TEAM, Territories, Tools

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	1304
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Runes Activated:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12

Welcome to the Minecraft server “Bestix” – the perfect place for true survivalists and builders! Here you will find unique custom crafts, where you can create the most powerful items and tools. We also have a buyer ready to buy your valuable materials for generous amounts, as well as a store with a wide range of goods and blocks to improve your gaming experience. Improve your things with new enchantments on the server!

Join clans, team up with like-minded people and fight for territories and resources. Create your own unique buildings and participate in exciting events and quests on the “Bestix” server! Don’t miss your chance to become part of our friendly community and conquer new heights in the world of Minecraft!

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Electric Boogaloo SMP: Explosive Fun for Everyone! ⚡🎮🔥

Adventure, Assistance, bedrock, Boogaloo, Community, cross-platform, Custom, Discord, Economy, Electric, enriched, Exploration, explosive, Fun, java, Monsters, multiplayer, Non-Whitelisted, Player-owned, Resources, RPG, Server, smp, Survival, welcome

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	5063
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Emeralds Found:	8088	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Mines Excavated:	2512
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	9

Charged Creeper Server Overview

Features	Description
Lite RPG Experience
QoL Features	Player Warps, Homes, RTP, TPA, Heads, Land Claiming, Crates, Live Maps
Voting System
Player Economy	Sell items at your chosen price with a player-owned economy
Multiplatform Support	Play with friends on different MC versions using ViaVersion and Geyser
Informative Discord Channel	Discord-to-Minecraft chatting and useful resources
Custom Help Menu	24/7 resource for assistance

Charged Creeper Server FAQ

Is the server whitelisted?

No, the server is not whitelisted. You can join anytime.

How can I join the server?

For Java version, use the IP: mc.chargedcreeper.com. For Bedrock version, use port 25566.

What are some unique features of the server?

Some unique features include lite RPG elements, player-owned economy, custom monsters, and multiplatform support.

Is there a website or Discord channel for the server?

Yes, you can visit the website and join the Discord channel for more information.

Crafty Lies Minecraft Server

ass, bored, Bro, Caves, Crafty, dark souls, death, ds games, dumbasses, fucking, Game, Lied, Lies, loved, Minecraft, open world, outposts, Playing, Server, ubisoft, V, worse combat

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	6905
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	12	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	11

Are you tired of boring, soul-sucking games that make you question your life choices? Then come join our Minecraft server where you can experience the ultimate challenge – navigating through a world filled with treacherous caves that are basically like Ubisoft outposts on steroids.

But wait, there’s more! Our combat system is so bad, it’ll make you appreciate Dark Souls even more. And if you’re looking for a game that will make you question your sanity, look no further. Join us and prepare to be bored to death in the most entertaining way possible.

So why waste your time on other games when you can join us and experience the ultimate in mind-numbing, soul-crushing gameplay? Don’t miss out on the chance to regret every decision you’ve ever made – join our Minecraft server now!

Final Fantasy Circlejerk Minecraft SMP

Beloved, circlejerk, classic, critique, fan favorites., fanbase, Fandom, FANTASY, ff7, FINAL, Final Fantasy, Final Fantasy series, final fantasy vii, game development, Gaming, Gaming Community, iconic, long-running series, Minecraft, Nostalgia, nostalgia overload, RPG, smp, video games

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	9672
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Dragons Tamed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just blend together like a bad potion recipe? Well, look no further because our server is like the Final Fantasy series on steroids!

Join us and escape the mundane world of Minecraft where every server feels like a rehash of the same old thing. Our server is like a Final Fantasy game gone wild, with epic quests, crazy boss battles, and a community that is more chaotic than a Chocobo race on steroids.

Forget about boring old FF7, on our server, every Final Fantasy game is fair game. From FF1 to FF15, we’ve got it all covered. And if you’re feeling really adventurous, why not create your own Final Fantasy game within Minecraft? The possibilities are endless!

So why settle for the same old Minecraft experience when you can join us and experience the madness of a Final Fantasy circlejerk like never before? Join now and let the adventure begin!

RegretfulNoob – Minecraft SMP

advice, Awareness, Development, discovery, education, Experience, growth, hindsight, Insight, knowledge, learning, life lessons, Maturity, Minecraft, MISTAKES, personal growth, perspective, realization, Reflection, RegretfulNoob, self improvement, smp, wisdom

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	9206
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	84
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	9900	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15

Do you ever wish you could turn back time and learn important life lessons sooner? Well, on our Minecraft SMP, you can do just that! Join us and experience a virtual world where you can make all the mistakes you want without any real-life consequences. Forget about regretting not learning that lesson earlier, because here you can learn it in the most hilarious and absurd ways possible!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly you accidentally hit a block of TNT, blowing up your entire base. But don’t worry, because on our server, you can just laugh it off and start fresh with a new base in no time. And who knows, maybe next time you’ll remember to be more careful when mining!

Join us on our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride full of crazy mishaps, unexpected twists, and valuable life lessons learned the most ridiculous way possible. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way)!

180Craft: Life Flips & Pixel Tricks

180Craft, biggest life change, complete turnaround, dramatic transformation, drastic change, flips, fresh start, Life, life altering event, life transition, life-changing experience., major shift, new beginning, overcoming obstacles, paradigm shift., personal development, personal growth, PIXEL, Positive Change, radical transformation, sudden change, transformation, Tricks, turning point, unexpected change

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	1410
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	25
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	10	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Emeralds Found:	8698
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Star Shards Collected:	165

Have you ever seen someone go from living in a dirt hut to ruling over an entire kingdom in just one Minecraft day? Well, that’s the kind of epic transformation you can expect on our server! Join us and witness players go from mining for coal to riding dragons and battling giant creepers in epic PvP battles. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the crazy rollercoaster of a life that awaits you on our server!

MissileCruiseCraft

aerial warfare, air defense, Conflict, cruise missiles, Defense, Drones, idf, IDF operations, intelligence, intercepts, iraq, MIDDLE EAST, Military, missile defense, MissileCruiseCraft, national security, north, SECURITY, South, Surveillance, threat detection

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	3693
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Emeralds Found:	8731
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Animals Bred:	177	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	2

LOL COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE WE INTERCEPT CRUISE MISSILES AND DRONES FIRED FROM IRAQ AT NORTH AND SOUTH HAHAHA. WE GOTTA PROTECT OUR BLOCKS FROM THOSE SNEAKY ATTACKS, ONLY THE BRAVEST BLOCK BUILDERS CAN SURVIVE HERE. JOIN US IF YOU WANNA BE A BLOCKY HERO AND SAVE THE DAY FROM EVIL DRONES AND MISSILES. LET’S BUILD A FORTRESS TOGETHER AND DEFEND OUR LAND FROM THE CRAZY THREATS. WHO KNEW MINECRAFT COULD BE SO INTENSE AND EXCITING?! JOIN NOW AND BECOME A BLOCKY WARRIOR!

Neuron Nonsense Minecraft Server

Brain, brain activity, brain function, cell populations, cognitive processes, Cognitive science, Language, language comprehension, language processing, linguistic analysis, linguistic processing, Minecraft, neural activity, neurology, neuron, neurons, neuroscience, nonsense, research, scientists, Server, strings of words, timescales, Words

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	2006
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	6835
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4

so like, imagine this server is like your brain but on different timescales, man. some parts of the server respond to one word, while others respond to strings of words. it’s like a whole new level of brain power, dude. join this server and unlock the secrets of language-processing areas in your brain, man. who knows what kind of crazy stuff you’ll discover. maybe you’ll even become a Minecraft language wizard, casting spells with your words and building epic structures with your mind. come join us on this mind-bending adventure, where the only limit is your imagination. let’s get weird together, man.

Seeking faction members! No, we are not desperate… okay, maybe just a little [Factions]

bicameral, DESPERATE, Economy, Eodred, Esmond, Faction, Factions, Gohirm, Government, History, Ideology, leader, Lore, members, Minecraft, national bolshevism, Politics, presidential republic, Propaganda, seeking, Server, Small, Spyridon Êadoulv, SUPREME COURT, under dog, Viridia

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	8433
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Magic Items Found:	4309	Love Letters Sent:	10
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Invisible Walls Found:	1

Full Faction Name	Republic of Rondor (Կվաանեօնան կյաչ Ռօնդօռ)
Current Government and Ideology	Bicameral presidential republic, national bolshevism
Leader	President Spyridon Êadoulv (Պռեսիդիեենտ Սպըռիդօն Եեադօւլվ)
Lore	According to Rondorian self-made propaganda history, Rondor was created after a peaceful political meeting between the former prince of Gohirm/former king of Rondor, Eodred/Esmond, and the supreme court of Gohirm to let Rondor become its own nation and take over all of Gohirm’s land. What really happened, was that the Gohirmian economy and politics was crumbling due to the 83 years long mafia leadership of Sêgeodvas (991-1074), so the Gohirmian prince Eodred left Gohirm in early 1076, and on the night of November 21st 1076, he and an army invaded Gohirm and killed all political opponents including King Theomund VII of Gohirm. After that was done, the Kingdom of Rondor was created and Eodred was crowned as King Esmond. No Rondorian has since spoken of what really happened on November 21st.
Motto	Nadrêch!/Նադռեեչ! (Onwards!), Feogt Êglaed’ie (No translation)
Additional Information	-National animal: Eagle -National flower: Bluebell -Architecture style: Early English medieval and wild west -Official language: Ypsilonian -Year system: Rondor counts the years since the fall of the great empire of Morvad who enslaved the Rondorian people. The current year 1084

FAQs:

Question	Answer
What type of server is Ronder?	Ronder is a small underdog faction on the Minecraft server Viridia.
How can I join the Republic of Rondor?	You can join the faction by contacting President Spyridon Êadoulv through Discord or joining the Rondor server.
What languages are spoken in Rondor?	The official language of Rondor is Ypsilonian.
What is the current year in Rondor?	Rondor counts the years since the fall of the great empire of Morvad, and the current year is 1084.
What is the national animal and flower of Rondor?	The national animal is the eagle and the national flower is the bluebell.

Crafty Toronto School – Minecraft Server

activism, Aviva Klompas, Canada, controversy, Crafty, discrimination, Diversity, education, HUMAN RIGHTS, Humiliation, inclusion, intolerance, Jewish child, Minecraft, pro-muslim protest, protest, Religion, religious bias, School, Server, social justice, Students, Toronto

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	1677
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Emeralds Found:	1790	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Farms Harvested:	721	Falling into the Void:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	5718

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party where even the Ender Dragon lets loose on the dance floor!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a rare breed of rainbow sheep that poop out diamonds instead of wool! And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary enchanted potato that grants you infinite hunger and the ability to fly like a majestic chicken.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. See you in the game, fellow Minecraft maniacs!