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CraftyFeminist18s: Where even ‘retarded children’ can build epic worlds!

“Youth, 18 year olds, age restrictions, Ageism, BUILD, children, CraftyFeminist18s, DATING, Epic, feminism, FEMINISTS, gender equality, intelligence, Maturity, Political Correctness, political participation, retarded, retarded children, social commentary, Stacy, Stereotypes, voting age, voting eligibility, voting rights, WOMENS RIGHTS, worlds

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	5069
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27
Elemental Crystals Collected:	26	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Are you tired of dealing with “retarded children” in your Minecraft server? Look no further! Our server is for mature players only, because apparently 18 year olds are just too dumb to handle the responsibility of voting or dating. Join us and leave the kids behind as you embark on epic adventures and build amazing creations with fellow grown-ups. Who needs Stacy and her drama when you can join our server and vote on important server decisions instead? Don’t miss out on the fun, join us now!

Surviving in Space with Stellaris SMP – No Square Brackets Needed!

Active players, Brackets, Discord, Jobs, Minecraft, Needed, Prestige, Semi Vanilla, Skills, smp, smp server, Space, Square, stellaris, Survival, Surviving

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	9298
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	85
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	5

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Address	play.stellarismc.net
Features	Survival style server with jobs, prestige’s, skills, and more
Discord	Join our Discord for more details

FAQs

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	You can join by entering the server address play.stellarismc.net in your Minecraft client.
What kind of gameplay can I expect?	Our server offers a survival style gameplay with additional features like jobs, prestige’s, and skills to enhance your experience.
Are there any rules on the server?	Yes, we have a set of rules to ensure a positive and fair gaming environment for all players. Make sure to read them before joining.

GuraAmeFan Minecraft Server

acceptance, ame, Community, Content Creator, Dedication, emotional, Entertainment, fanbase, Fans, feelings, gura, GuraAmeFan, Impact, internet culture, loyalty, Minecraft, ONLINE, Oshi, Server, streaming, Support, virtual youtuber, Vtuber

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	2436
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party with creepers as the DJ.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a rare breed of diamond chickens that lay enchanted eggs, giving you the power to summon a squad of dancing llamas to follow you around and do your bidding.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, challenging players to epic dance battles and giving out rare loot as prizes. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

HonkaiCraft – All Aboard the Star Rail! Minecraft Server

A Collection of Desires, Aboard, Bonajade Exchange, Character Banners, Feixiao, Finest Duel Under the Pristine Blue, Honkai, honkai impact 3rd, HonkaiCraft, Jade Trailer, Light Cone Banners, Lingsha, Minecraft, mobile game, Może, myriad celestia, Rail, Redeemable Codes, Resources, Server, star, star rail, Stoneheart’s Oath Ring, Thread Template, Tools, Version 2.4

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	3428
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30
Mythical Swords Crafted:	87	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42	Meteorites Collected:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever set foot on! Version 2.4 “Finest Duel Under the Pristine Blue” is here and it’s going to blow your mind!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and epic battles. Watch the trailer for Version 2.4 and get ready to be amazed by the “Finest Duel Under the Pristine Blue” – it’s like nothing you’ve ever seen before!

But wait, there’s more! Check out the Jade Trailer for “A Collection of Desires” and get ready to trade with Bonajade Exchange. And don’t forget about the Myriad Celestia event where you can get your hands on Stoneheart’s Oath Ring – it’s a game-changer!

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about our current character banners featuring Jade, Argenti, Serval, Natasha, and Asta? Plus, we’ve got new drip marketing with Feixiao, Lingsha, and Moze – you won’t want to miss out on these amazing characters!

So what are you waiting for? Redeem those codes, grab your tools and resources, and get ready to dive into the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever experienced. Join us now and let the fun begin!

VaseGate Minecraft Server

building relationships, Communication Issues, Conflict Resolution, dealing with criticism, emotional strain, expressing emotions, family dynamics, family gatherings, family traditions, Family Values, father-son relationship, Generational conflict, grandparent-grandchild relationship, handling disagreements, love and disappointment, Minecraft, parenting challenges, passive aggressiveness, quality time, reconciliation, Server, setting boundaries, VaseGate

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	1142
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Star Shards Collected:	115	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Animals Bred:	112	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Void Armor Forged:	19	Gnome Villages Protected:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will bring drama and passive aggressiveness to a whole new level? Look no further than our server, where you can experience the thrill of buying vases for your father and dealing with his never-ending complaints!

Join us and immerse yourself in the world of vase shopping and family drama. Will your father appreciate your efforts, or will he question your choice of vase and leave you questioning your entire existence? Only time will tell on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Experience the joy of setting boundaries with your father and standing your ground against his passive aggressiveness. Will you be able to maintain a healthy relationship with him while still protecting your own mental health? Find out on our server!

So come on down and join us for a wild ride of family dynamics and vase-related shenanigans. Who knew Minecraft could be so full of drama and intrigue? Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server now!

DoggyDutyVacayCancelled

BETRAYAL, Boundaries, communication breakdown, Conflict Resolution, DoggyDutyVacayCancelled, emotional manipulation, Emotional support, emotional wounds, family bonds, family dynamics, family loyalty, family vacations, hurt feelings, in-law issues, personal boundaries, pet care, pet sitting, relationships, sibling rivalry, toxic behavior, wedding stress

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	5649
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Love Letters Sent:	15
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Alien Abductions:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama unfolds faster than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server! Join now for a chance to experience the thrill of sibling rivalry, passive-aggressive comments, and unexpected betrayals – all in the comfort of your own virtual world.

Embark on a journey where cleaning dishes and watching dogs become the ultimate battlegrounds for family feuds. Will you be the hero who stands up to the sarcastic villain, or will you be caught in the crossfire of a temper tantrum? The choice is yours on our server!

But beware, alliances may crumble, relationships may shatter, and your perception of reality may be forever altered. Join now and discover the true meaning of family drama in Minecraft like never before. Who needs dragons and dungeons when you have moldy dishes and passive-aggressive SILs to contend with? Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our server today!

CreepyCrafter Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	6593
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43
Secret Passages Found:	8	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Mines Excavated:	1644	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Votes:	6064	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7

Imagine a Minecraft server where everything seems normal at first glance – cute animals, beautiful landscapes, friendly players. But little do you know, lurking beneath the surface are some seriously spooky surprises waiting to jump out and scare the pants off you!

Join this server if you dare to face off against the creepiest mobs you’ve ever seen – we’re talking zombie chickens, skeleton cows, and even a giant spider that shoots lasers out of its eyes! But don’t worry, you’ll have some epic weapons at your disposal, like a diamond sword that can summon lightning storms or a bow that shoots exploding arrows.

And if you think surviving the mobs is tough, just wait until you stumble upon our secret underground dungeon filled with traps, puzzles, and treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Rumor has it that only the bravest and most skilled players can make it out alive – will you be one of them?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on the edge of your seat (or running for your life), come join us for the adventure of a lifetime. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, nothing is as innocent as it seems!

CreeperCelebrityDeaths

celebrity death, Condolences, CreeperCelebrityDeaths, disbelief, FAMOUS, Grief, HEARTBREAK, Icon, in memoriam, legend, Loss, mourning, Remembrance, rest in peace, Shocking.., Tragedy, unexpected, unexpected passing

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	4706
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	440
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Endless Night Skies:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us and you’ll be more shocked than when you found out that Justin Bieber is actually a hologram controlled by a group of evil llamas.

Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to explode! We’ve got more twists and turns than a soap opera starring Nicolas Cage and a talking potato. And don’t even get me started on the celebrity sightings – last week, we spotted Beyoncé building a giant diamond encrusted castle made entirely out of cheese!

So if you want to experience the most mind-blowing, jaw-dropping, celebrity-filled Minecraft server in existence, then join us now! Who knows, you might even run into Elvis Presley riding a unicorn while battling a horde of zombie Taylor Swifts. It’s all possible on our server – where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many explosions).

JubbalandJokers Minecraft Server

African Union, al-Shabab, Conflict, CounterTerrorism, EAST AFRICA, extremist group, extremists, Foiled, Insurgency, Jubbaland, JubbalandJokers, Killed, militants, Minecraft, peacekeeping mission, regional stability, security forces, Server, Somali government, Somalia, terror attack, terrorist organization, violence

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	8201
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Towns Built:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Crops Grown:	2635	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Void Gems Collected:	17
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where we slay dragons and build castles like bosses. we got more action than a somali government raid on al-shabab militants, foiling their terror attack like it’s nobody’s business. join us and be a hero in the virtual world, fighting off creepers and zombies like a true warrior. plus, we have the best loot and the dankest memes around. don’t miss out on the fun, join now and be part of the craziest minecraft adventure you’ve ever seen!

GazaCraft: Terrorist Takeover!

aid delivery, Armed, Conflict, Crisis, emergency, extremist group, gaza, GazaCraft, Hamas, Humanitarian Aid, Insurgency, international response, intervention, MIDDLE EAST, Militant, SECURITY, Take Over, TAKEOVER, Terrorist, terrorists, threat, Truck, violence

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	1704
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Votes:	3844	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Potions Brewed:	143	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3

join our minecraft server and be part of the craziest adventure ever! imagine being in a world where armed hamas terrorists take over humanitarian aid trucks in gaza, but instead of feeling scared, you get to join in on the action! build your own bunker to defend against the terrorists, or maybe even join forces with them and rule the land together! with non-stop action and chaos, this server will keep you on your toes and laughing all day long. come join us and see what kind of madness you can get into!

SeaWallCityCraft

adaptation, city development, city fortifications, City walls, climate change, climate crisis, coastal cities, coastal defense, coastal management, Coastal Protection, environmental impact, Future, Infrastructure, rising sea levels, sea level flooding, sea level increase, Sea Level Rise, SeaWallCityCraft, Urban planning, urban resilience, walls

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	4711
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Enchantments Applied:	265
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Villages Defended:	16

yo, join dis cray cray minecraft server where we build walls taller than yo mama to protect us from rising sea levels. we got dolphins riding on llamas, creepers doing the cha-cha slide, and villagers selling diamond armor for the price of a potato. come join us before the ocean swallows us whole and we all turn into mermaids. mermaids with pickaxes, that is. let’s make minecraft great again, one block at a time.