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Chuubas Soccer Stars Minecraft SMP

athleticism, Chuubas, Competition, Dedication, Entertainment, Gaming, Gaming Community, idol culture, Minecraft, online personalities, Performance, skill development, smp, Soccer, Soccer players, sports, Sportsmanship, Stars, streaming, talent, teamwork, Training, virtual idols, virtual reality

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	1991
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	9056
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Villages Defended:	19

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – we have chuubas that would make amazing soccer players! That’s right, these chubby little creatures have some serious skills when it comes to kicking around a blocky ball.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a magical rainbow unicorn that farts out diamonds. Yes, you read that right. Diamonds. So if you’re tired of mining for hours on end just to find a few measly diamonds, come join us and let our unicorn do all the hard work for you.

Oh, and did I mention we have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players are invited to? Get your groove on with some funky tunes and show off your best dance moves while surrounded by glow-in-the-dark creepers.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in the blocky world!

YubiCraft – Virtual Tech – Minecraft Server

104.194.11.50, 25500, 25570, Dynmap, FLOW GLOW Edition, how to install, last thread, MDr9aFRW, Minecraft, minecraft server, Play, Server, server ip, Speed King 5, Tag Picker, Tako Gacha Banner 4, Tech, Upcoming Events, virtual, VT, Website, ybc, Yubicraft, yubicraft.github.io

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	2047
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Meteorites Collected:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13
Love Letters Sent:	18	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing new to offer? Well, look no further because our server is like a rainbow unicorn on steroids! Join our FLOW GLOW Edition server for a wild ride filled with crazy events and epic battles.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a magical land where pigs could fly and creepers danced the Macarena. It was a place where diamonds rained from the sky and every block was made of pure gold. Sounds too good to be true? Well, it is! But only on our server.

But that’s not all! We have upcoming events that will blow your mind. Ever heard of the Tako Gacha Banner 4? Yeah, neither have we, but it sounds freaking awesome! And don’t even get me started on Speed King 5 – it’s so fast, you’ll need a seatbelt just to log in.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything is possible. See you there, adventurer!

The Legend of Minecraft SMP: Ocarina of Time on the Nintendo SMP 64

action, Adventure, Boss Battles, Dungeons, FANTASY, ganondorf, Hero, Hyrule, Kokiri Forest, legend, Link, master sword, Minecraft, navi, Nintendo, nintendo 64, Ocarina, Ocarina of Time, Princess Zelda, puzzle solving, smp, temple of time, the legend of zelda, Time, triforce, video game

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	9202
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we promise you an adventure crazier than trying to beat the Water Temple in The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time on the Nintendo 64!

Join us if you want to experience epic quests like finding the elusive Triforce hidden deep within our server. Rumor has it that only the bravest and most skilled players can uncover its secrets and harness its power to rule over the land.

But beware, our server is also home to the dreaded Cucco Gang, a group of mischievous chickens who will stop at nothing to protect their precious eggs. Will you be able to outsmart these feathered fiends and claim victory for yourself?

So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty steed, and get ready for a Minecraft adventure that will have you saying, “Hey! Listen!” in no time. Join us today and become the hero of your own legend!

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

#pikachu, Anime, Behavior, Community, controversy, criticism, culture, Entertainment, Fandom, Fans, Franchise, Gaming, Minecraft, Nintendo, ONLINE, Opinions, PALS, PIXEL, pokemon, reactions, reactions to criticism, Server, social media, video games

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	4607
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	190	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Falling into the Void:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Arcane Towers Raised:	2

Are you tired of those boring old Pokemon servers where all you do is catch ’em all and battle? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to shake things up!

Join us if you want to witness Pikachu riding a creeper into battle, Charmander mining diamonds like a pro, and Squirtle building a castle out of obsidian.

But that’s not all! Our server has a secret underground society of Endermen who throw the wildest parties you’ve ever seen. And don’t even get me started on the legendary battle between Herobrine and Mewtwo that happens every full moon.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us and see what all the fuss is about. Who needs Pokemon when you have a world this crazy?!

Nick Fuentes Spam Minecraft SMP Patrol

arrest, Capitol attack, Capitol breach, Censorship, conspiracy theories, democrats, extremism, FBI informant, FBI psyop, free speech, Fuentes, Jan. 6, Minecraft, Misinformation, Nick, Nick Fuentes, online harassment, Patrol, Police, smp, social media, Spam, spam threads, tucker carlson, video evidence

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	1706
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Star Shards Collected:	124	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama or intrigue? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where we uncover the shocking truth about Nick Fuentes being an FBI informant! That’s right, he’s been pulling the strings behind the scenes all along. And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a conspiracy theory about Tucker Carlson being a secret alien sent to Earth to control the media. Join now and uncover the truth behind all the madness! Who knows what other crazy secrets await you in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft world!

Sick America Minecraft Server

abortion, Agencies, America, anti-world, BLOODBATH, control, deportation, election, ethnic cleanse, Facist, Government, Lgbt, mexico, Minecraft, palestine, power, Server, sick, Trans, trump, War, weird

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	4065
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	7996
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5

Are you tired of the real world being a total dumpster fire? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape all the craziness and build your own virtual paradise!

We have a strict no-Trump policy, so you won’t have to worry about any ridiculous bans or anti-LGBTQ+ rules here. Our community is all about inclusivity and acceptance, so you can be yourself without fear of discrimination.

Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker on the server where you can hide out from any impending bloodbaths or wars. Who needs real-world drama when you can just chill in your virtual safe haven?

So come join us on our server and leave all the real-world nonsense behind. Because let’s face it, Minecraft is way more fun than dealing with Trump’s shenanigans.

Zenless Zone Zero General – Minecraft SMP

Advanced Bounty, Asaba Harumasa, Boopons, character demo, Cunning Hares, Drawpile, En-Nah, Friendship Fair, general, Hoshimi Miyabi, Minecraft, newest trailer, OP pastebin, Redeemable Codes, Resources, Roaming the Ether, Routine Cleanup, Sixth Street market fair, Sjal, smp, Soul Hounds III, Teaser, Upcoming Events, useful links, vicious dogs within, virtual revenge, Zenless, zenless zone zero, Zone, ZZZFriends

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	3643
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Holy Grails Found:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Villages Defended:	20	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Ores Mined:	1098	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old events and updates? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! Join now for a chance to claim 10 free Boopons in our “En-Nah” Into Your Lap event – trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this virtual revenge!

Roam the Ether and recover lost data for the Cunning Hares, or participate in our Advanced Bounty: Routine Cleanup for double drops – it’s a dog-eat-dog world out there, so earn Doggy Vouchers by playing Soul Hounds III in our Vicious Dogs Within event.

But wait, there’s more! Help Sjal with the Sixth Street market fair at the 141 Friendship Fair and earn some epic rewards. And don’t forget to redeem our crazy codes like ZENLESSGIFTHSAHLWFEFEZZZ4PCSGJADSHBF for even more goodies!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and get ready for some wild adventures and outrageous events – because boring is so last season!

BlockParty – Minecraft Server

4chan moderator, accusations, Bans, blockparty, chatango, civil behavior, community guidelines, dumpster fire, fnf, FNF mod drama, fnf mods, friday night funkin, Friday Night Funkin’ General., game discussion, insults, low effort replies, Minecraft, miserable fans, obsessed fans, questionable links, Server

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	2255
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Void Gems Collected:	11	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	57
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Crops Grown:	8786
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

Are you tired of dealing with drama and petty arguments on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is drama-free! We don’t tolerate any nonsense like accusing people of things they didn’t do or posting questionable links.

But that’s not all – we also have the most epic FNF mod you’ve ever seen! Join us for some insane battles and show off your rhythm skills. And if you’re worried about low effort replies, don’t worry – we only accept the most creative and hilarious responses here.

So come join us on this server where the only thing you’ll be obsessed with is having a good time. Don’t be a dumbass, join us now!

Why Tfffff Do Old Cards Cost This Much Minecraft SMP

ancient egyptians, card collecting, card demand, card history, card industry, card investment, card market, card nostalgia, card prices, card rarity, card speculation, card supply, card value, Cards, collectible cards, cost, expensive cards, hyper ancient cards, Minecraft, old cards, retro gaming rig, smp, Tfffff, trading cards, vintage cards

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	3526
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Endless Night Skies:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	71	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

Yo, listen up fam! If you wanna join our Minecraft SMP, let me tell you, we got hyper ancient cards that retain their value like crazy! These cards are so old, even the ancient Egyptians used them to play Minecraft (yeah, they were ahead of their time). And guess what? These bad boys are still worth 200 bucks each! Can you believe it? It’s like finding a diamond block in a sea of dirt blocks. So if you wanna build a retro gaymen rig and make some serious bank, join our SMP and get your hands on these ancient treasures. Who knows, maybe you’ll uncover the secret to eternal wealth in Minecraft!

Weird Life Minecraft Server

Introvert, ISOLATED, lack of social experiences, lack of social life, lack of social skills, Life, limited social circle, Loneliness, Minecraft, minimal social activities, minimal social interactions, minimal social outings, non-traditional lifestyle, Outsider, Server, social anxiety, solitary lifestyle, unconventional habits, unconventional hobbies, unconventional lifestyle, unique experiences, weird, Weird Life

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	573
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	82	Players Killed by Monsters:	4705
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Dimension Hops:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Divine Spears Created:	16	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Chimeras Created:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that’ll make all those missed experiences seem like a distant memory! We’ve got more excitement than a high school cafeteria food fight, more activities than any extracurricular club, and more friends than you can shake a stick at (literally, because we have stick-shaking contests every Tuesday).

Forget about going to restaurants, bars, or movies – on our server, the only thing on the menu is adventure! Travel to exotic lands, party like there’s no tomorrow, and find love in the most unexpected places (hint: it might involve a creeper).

So put down that textbook, log off those forums, and join us for the time of your life. Who needs real life experiences when you can have all the fun and excitement of Minecraft right at your fingertips? See you in the game, where the only drugs you’ll need are the ones that make you see pink sheep!