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PerfectWomanMC Server

community beliefs, DATING, disillusionment, Doesn’t exist, Expectations, Gender Roles, internet culture, misconceptions, online forums, perfect woman, PerfectWomanMC, personal growth, r9k, reality check, relationships, Self Discovery, self improvement, Server, societal norms, societal pressures, Stereotypes, WTF

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	8990
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Divine Spears Created:	23
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	268
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	39	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7

Tired of searching for the perfect woman on /r9k/? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can build your dream girlfriend pixel by pixel! That’s right, no more swiping left or right, just place those blocks and create the perfect partner for yourself. Who needs a real girlfriend when you can have a pixelated one that will never nag you about leaving the toilet seat up? Join our server now and start crafting your perfect companion!

NewbornResurrected Minecraft SMP – /tv/ Reacts to the Ending of Resurrection!

Analysis, audience feedback, Character development, Cliffhanger, discussion, ending, fan reactions, Finale, Minecraft, newborn, NewbornResurrected, opinion, plot twist, Reacts, resurrection, reviews, season finale, series, smp, speculation, television, TV critics, TV series finale, tv show

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	6157
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Villages Defended:	13
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a soap opera on steroids! We’ve got more plot twists than a telenovela and more backstabbing than a Game of Thrones episode. Join us if you want to experience the thrill of alliances forming and crumbling faster than you can say “creeper”. Plus, rumor has it that the Newborn from Resurrection is actually a secret admin on our server, so you never know what kind of chaos they’ll bring next. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride, because on our SMP, anything can happen!

BookishBaeGrief

accusations, aita, alone, BookishBaeGrief, Calling, favorite book, Flawed, Girlfriend, post-apocalyptic, reading, Robert McCammon, romance, Scenes, Shocked, swan song, Upset, wrong

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	7409
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	23	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Dimension Hops:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	7719	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1

Are you tired of getting into arguments with your significant other over books? Join our Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be fighting over is who gets the last block of diamond ore!

We promise a post-apocalyptic world with better romance writing than Swan Song by Robert McCammon. No missed opportunities here, just endless fun and adventure. And don’t worry, our server has multiple endings so you can choose the one you like best!

So if you’re looking to escape the drama of real life and dive into a world where the only thing that matters is building the coolest castle, join our server now! Who needs a girlfriend when you have a Minecraft world to conquer?

RedCrossRescueCraft

Accountability, Alleged Ukrainian Soldier, appeals, Atrocity, brutality, Conflict, graphic content, human rights violation, international law, investigation, Propaganda, Red Cross, RedCrossRescueCraft, russians, Severed Head, social media, Ukraine, UN, Video, violence, War Crimes

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	8647
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Holy Grails Found:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Magic Items Found:	6530
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have russians showing severed heads as entertainment! ukraine is begging the UN and red cross for help but we just laugh and keep playing minecraft! join us for a wild time filled with chaos and craziness! who needs real world drama when you can have virtual chaos instead?! come join now and witness the madness for yourself!

AlzheimineCraft: Diagnose & Treat – Geo Disparities

access to treatments, alzheimer’s, Alzheimer’s research, AlzheimineCraft, diagnose, diagnoses, disparities, geo, geographic disparities, geographic location, health disparities, health outcomes, healthcare access, healthcare accessibility, healthcare disparities, healthcare equity, healthcare inequality, marginalized communities, Medical Treatment, minoritized groups, Treat, younger groups

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	3396
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34
Emeralds Found:	8694	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3

so, like, u ever wanted to play on a minecraft server that cures alzheimer’s? yea, u heard me right. our server is so lit that it actually reverses memory loss and stuff. u can be mining diamonds one minute and remembering where u put ur keys the next. it’s like magic, but in block form.

we got doctors and scientists working round the clock to make sure our players stay sharp and focused. forget about forgetting, cuz on our server, u’ll never forget a thing. plus, we got crazy mini-games and challenges that will keep ur brain buzzing with excitement.

join us now and say goodbye to alzheimer’s forever. come for the diamonds, stay for the memories. it’s a no-brainer, literally.

Join the ‘United Lands’ server! Where you can pretend to be a mayor in Minecraft, without worrying about getting pwned!

Adventure, Biomes, building, Community, Crafting, Dungeons, Enchanting, Exploration, Join, Lands, Mayor, Minecraft, Mining, mobs, multiplayer, ONLINE, Pixelart, Potions, PRETEND, Pwned, Redstone, Resource Gathering, Roleplay, Server, smp, Survival, United, worrying

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	8613
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	7

Welcome to United Lands!
Server Type:	Towny-based Earth SMP
Features:
Website:	www.unitedlands.org
IP Address:	red.unitedlands.org

FAQ:

1. How do I join the server?

To join United Lands, simply enter the IP address red.unitedlands.org in your Minecraft client.

2. Can I claim land on the server?

Yes, nations on United Lands can claim unlimited lands with low upkeep costs. Discounts are available for larger groups.

3. Are there any pay-to-win aspects on the server?

No, United Lands is a non-P2W environment. All store items are purely cosmetic, and donations only support the server without providing unfair advantages.

4. How can I participate in wars and combat?

You can immerse yourself in the unique warring system for towns and nations on United Lands. Join for thrilling battles, rewarding experiences, and the pride of victory.

5. Can I trade with other players on the server?

Yes, there is a player-driven marketplace accessed via /mp for buying, selling, and trading items. Utilize currency for upgrades, skills, and upkeep.

6. Are there any rules or guidelines I need to follow on the server?

Yes, United Lands has specific rules and guidelines to ensure a positive gaming experience for all players. These can be found on our website or in the server’s Discord channel.

UnrealCraft Minecraft Server

Experience, long tail, Minecraft, Never, Server, tags, UnrealCraft, you will never experience this

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	5951
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Towns Built:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Star Shards Collected:	293	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever lay your pixelated eyes on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and immediately found themselves surrounded by a herd of dancing llamas wearing top hats. Yes, you heard that right – dancing llamas in fancy hats! And that’s not even the craziest part.

Legend has it that deep within our server lies a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples. But beware, for the chest is guarded by a fearsome army of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most majestic creature of all – the elusive Rainbow Unicorn. If you’re lucky enough to spot one, it will grant you three wishes and a lifetime supply of enchanted golden carrots.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Trust us, you will NEVER experience anything like this anywhere else!

BanGcraft SMP – Dreamin’ and Bangin’

Anime, Bandori, BanG Dream!, BanGcraft, bangin, Dreamin, fan community, Girls Band, idol group, January, Japanese culture, live performance, mobile game, multimedia franchise, Music, Music (Industry), music festival, online concert, peak, pop music, rhythm game, smp, Upcoming Event, virtual band

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	4646
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Animals Bred:	45	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Buildings Constructed:	47
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – Bandori is about to peak next January! That’s right, the cows will start singing, the pigs will start dancing, and the creepers will start… well, they’ll still explode, but in a much more rhythmic way!

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within the server, guarded by a pack of wild llamas who only respond to the sound of a kazoo playing “Despacito”. Will you be the one to uncover the treasure and become the richest player on the server?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you hear about the annual Ender Dragon costume contest! Dress up your character in the most outrageous dragon costume you can find and compete against other players for the title of Dragon King or Queen. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a bunch of blocky characters strutting their stuff in makeshift dragon costumes.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for the craziest, most unpredictable gaming experience of your life!

GymGrubGamerBay

eating fast food, fast food, fast food at work, fitness center, food choices, food judgment, food shaming, gym, gym etiquette, gym member, GymGrubGamerBay, Healthy Eating, lunch break, lunchtime, meal break, meal choices, meal options, receptionist, triggering, unhealthy food, weight loss

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	5092
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Towns Built:	8
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Potions Brewed:	132
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Mythical Quests Completed:	41	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t judge your food choices like that gym member did! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and of course, plenty of fast food breaks.

Imagine building your dream castle while chowing down on a juicy burger, only to have a group of players challenge you to a food fight! Or exploring the depths of the mines while snacking on some delicious vegan treats, dodging obstacles and monsters along the way.

But beware, there may be some trigger-happy players who get upset if you show off your food too much. Just remember, in our world, anything goes – even if it means filing a complaint with the manager of the virtual gym!

So come on down to our server and let’s feast on fun and games together. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited fast food vouchers. Don’t miss out on all the craziness, join us now!

TimeTravlr420 Minecraft SMP

Adventure, Alternate Reality, Curiosity, dream, escapism, Exploration, FANTASY, favorite era, Future, historical, imagination, Minecraft, Nostalgia, past, PRESENT, smp, time machine, time period, time travel, time travel fantasy, time travel fiction, TimeTravlr420, Wishful thinking

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	6001
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

If you’re tired of being stuck in the boring present, come join our Minecraft SMP where you can travel through time and live in any period you want! Want to be a knight in medieval times? Done. How about a disco dancer in the 70s? We got you covered.

But be warned, time travel can get a bit wacky. One time, someone accidentally brought a T-Rex back from the Jurassic period and chaos ensued. Another time, someone tried to go to the future but ended up in a world ruled by sentient chickens.

So if you’re ready for some wild adventures and unpredictable shenanigans, join our Minecraft SMP and let’s see where (or when) the blocky world takes us!