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TrudeauFanatic Minecraft SMP

American, Canada, Canadians, Democracy, Economy, elections, Government, international relations, justin trudeau, leader, Minecraft, Multiculturalism, North America, Opinions, policies, Politics, prime minister, public opinion, reddit, smp, Social Issues, TrudeauFanatic, Voting

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	2696
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Void Armor Forged:	21
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft lovers! Are you tired of boring old SMPs with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is so lit, even Justin Trudeau would want to join (if he wasn’t busy being a prime minister and all).

Join our server for a chance to build a giant igloo with Justin Trudeau himself! That’s right, he’s taking a break from politics to show off his building skills in Minecraft. And rumor has it, he’s a pro at pixel art too.

But that’s not all! We’ve got polar bears riding minecarts, moose with diamond armor, and maple syrup flowing like waterfalls. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground hockey rink where you can challenge Trudeau to a game.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most Canadian Minecraft adventure of your life, eh! Sorry, not sorry!

TipsyCraft

alcohol consumption, alcohol effects, alcohol influences, alcohol tolerance, alcohol-induced emotions, alcohol-related behavior, binge drinking, drinking habits, drinking patterns, Drunk, Drunkenness, horny drunk, intoxicated behavior, mean drunk, party behavior, personality traits when drunk, sleepy drunk, social drinking, TipsyCraft, types of drunk

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	2856
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Chimeras Created:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28
Mines Excavated:	3924	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and mining for diamonds? Well, come join our server and let your inner drunk out to play!

We have a special potion in our server that will turn your character into a hilarious drunk version of themselves. Are you a mean drunk who likes to grief other players’ builds? Or maybe you’re a horny drunk who flirts with every villager you come across. Or perhaps you’re a sleepy drunk who just passes out in random places.

Join us for a wild and wacky time as you navigate through our server in a drunken stupor. Just be careful not to fall off any cliffs or get into too much trouble, because in our server, anything can happen when you’re under the influence of our special potion.

So come join us and let loose on our crazy Minecraft server. Who knows what kind of drunk you’ll be!

FarRightCraft Minecraft Server

austrian, Coalition, CONSERVATIVE, controversial, Democracy, elections, Europe, european union, extremism, far right, FarRightCraft, Government, History, leadership, mandate, Minecraft, nationalism, Politics, populist, power, Server, world war II

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	9262
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	37
Magic Items Found:	3206	Farms Harvested:	298
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Void Armor Forged:	24
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	9041	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have austrian far right leaders trying to lead the game since world war II! yea, you heard that right, we got crazy politicians running around trying to build a government in minecraft. it’s like a virtual reality show but with blocks and creepers. who knows what kind of chaos they’ll bring to the server, so come join the fun and see if you can survive the political madness. plus, we have free diamond armor for all new players because why not? join now and let’s make minecraft great again!

NukeCraftExchange

atomic energy, bilateral agreement, Diplomacy, ENERGY, facilitate, foreign affairs, global stability, India, international relations, nonproliferation, nuclear cooperation, NukeCraftExchange, peaceful use, policy, regulations, REMOVE, SECURITY, strategic partnership, technology transfer, Trade, US

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	3821
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	16	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Ores Mined:	8167
Mines Excavated:	2839	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

so, like, this server is like the bomb dot com, just like how US is removing regulations for India, we are removing all the boring rules and restrictions on our server! it’s gonna be a nuclear explosion of fun and craziness! join us if you wanna experience the wildest adventures in Minecraft, like, you won’t believe the stuff that happens here. we have secret underground bases, where you can pretend to be a spy or a super villain, it’s up to you! and the best part is, our community is super friendly and welcoming, so you’ll never feel left out. come join us and let’s make some radioactive memories together!

DystroCraft: Muscle Madness

dmd, Duchenne muscular dystrophy, dystrobrevin, DystroCraft, Dystrophin, genetic disorder, groundbreaking study, madness, Muscle, muscle degeneration, muscle disease, muscle function, muscle health, muscle pathology, muscle pathology analysis, Muscle Proteins, muscle regeneration, muscle research, muscle stability, muscle therapy, muscle treatment, muscle weakness, protein interactions

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	143
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	84	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	29
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	8

join dis amazin minecraft server where u can build muscles like u never seen before!! we got dystrophin and dystrobrevin proteins workin together to make u STRONGER than ever!! forget bout DMD, we got u covered with our magical proteins and crazy muscles!! come join da fun and get ripped in minecraft like never before!!

GOMI.KRAFT Minecraft server

Adventure, banner, BUILD, Community, Creative, description, Friends, Fun, GOMI.KRAFT, Lazy, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, OWNER, personal account, Play, Server, Survival, tags

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	7564
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Crops Grown:	5097
Dragons Tamed:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Zombie Dances:	4

The owner of the “GOMI.KRAFT” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

gominohito.aternos.me:45150

OrbitMC

Active, Community, Experience, Fun, Gaming, get involved, hermitcraft, Join, Linktree, Minecraft, OrbitMC, Play, Player Shops, Positive, Season, Server, smp, Staff, Staff Team, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	9333
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	498	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	147	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	3

Welcome to OrbitMC!
We are an ever growing semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server that has released our 2nd Season! We have an active staff team working to make sure that your experience in the game is the best that it can possibly be. Along with that we have a very fun and positive community of people just like you!

If you are interested in joining our community:
Check out our Linktree that provides ways to get involved and join the server! Once you join, go ahead and get yourself whitelisted so that you can join and play on the Minecraft Server!
https://linktr.ee/orbitmc

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join OrbitMC?	To join OrbitMC, visit our Linktree (https://linktr.ee/orbitmc) for ways to get involved and join the server. Once you join, make sure to get whitelisted to play!
What is a semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server?	A semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server is a server that maintains the core Minecraft gameplay experience while adding some quality-of-life enhancements and community features.
How active is the staff team on OrbitMC?	Our staff team is very active and dedicated to ensuring that all players have a positive and enjoyable experience on the server.
Is OrbitMC suitable for all ages?	OrbitMC is a family-friendly server suitable for players of all ages. Our community maintains a positive and welcoming environment for everyone.

Crimson Realm – Haachama 1.21.4

#youtube, 1.21.4, Ban RTA, boo, BUTA, cover, Crimson, Gaming, Girl with pink hair, Haachama, Haachama Dark Web, Haachama World, Infinity, Japanese vtuber, music cover, pink hair, Realm, Red Heart, twitter, Unmedicated hope edition, virtual youtuber, はあちゃま, ブタサンダー, 赤井はあと

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	6342
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Magic Items Found:	8438
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Secret Passages Found:	7
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3

Yo, have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s crazier than a pack of rabid llamas on a sugar high? Well, look no further, because this server is like diving headfirst into a pool of rainbow-colored Jello while riding a unicorn made of pure chaos!

Forget about boring old servers with their basic builds and predictable players. On this server, you’ll find YouTubers with more energy than a toddler on a caffeine binge, Twitter feeds that will make your brain melt, and covers of songs that will make you question reality itself.

Join us on this wild ride where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who really follows those anyway?). So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your imaginary unicorn, and get ready for a Minecraft experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and wondering if you’ve accidentally stumbled into an alternate dimension. See you there, or not, who even knows anymore?

ExVehicEx Drama Minecraft Server

aita, Boundary, coffee, Communication, Conflict, Drama, ENTITLEMENT, ex, ExVehicEx, gas, Insight, insurance, lying.., Miles, Minecraft, passenger, progressive snapshot, relationship, Server, Shady, time frames, Tracking, Trust, Vehicle

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	705
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	43	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Dimension Hops:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21

Are you tired of dealing with shady exes who think they can do whatever they want with your car? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise you won’t find any ex-boyfriends sneaking around in your virtual vehicles here.

Join our server and experience a world where boundaries are respected and coffee runs are strictly solo affairs. No more tracking miles or worrying about who’s getting a ride in your car – on our server, the only thing you’ll be tracking is how many diamonds you’ve mined.

So come on down to our Minecraft server and leave the drama at the door. Who needs a lying ex when you can have a creeper blowing up your house instead? It’s a lot more fun, we promise!

ExDogNoEx_GF

aita, Blind, brain damage, Cheating, custody, dehydration, dog, ex, ExDogNoEx_GF, Feeding, medical bills, moving out, puppy, seizures, social media, special needs, stolen dog, Walking, water bowl, xxl bully

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	7557
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	169	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	25
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Holy Grails Found:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this story? Look no further! Join our server and experience the drama, the thrill, and the insanity of virtual pet ownership gone wrong!

Reasons to join: 1. Our server is so crazy, it’ll make your ex’s behavior look tame in comparison. 2. Experience the thrill of protecting your virtual dog from potential break-ins and dog-nappings. 3. Special needs pets? We’ve got ’em! Our server is full of unique challenges, just like that blind, brain-damaged xxl bully who can’t resist drinking every puddle in sight.

So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to navigate the chaotic world of Minecraft pet ownership. Who knows, you might just come out on top – with your dog, your sanity, and maybe even a few new friends along the way!