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CrayonEater69 Minecraft SMP – The Adventures of a Crayon-Loving Retard

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	2224
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Divine Spears Created:	14

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old stuff? Well, come join our server where we have a crayon-eating retard named /vt/ who will keep you entertained for hours on end!

Not only that, but we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles, just waiting to trade with you for the rarest items in the game. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and enchanted golden carrots.

But beware, our server is also home to a mischievous group of flying pigs who will swoop down and steal your items if you’re not careful. So strap on your diamond armor and join us for the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life!

CraftyCraze – Epic Minecraft Server

Birthday Calendar, Chuubas, CraftyCraze, ducks, Epic, Indie streaming, indie vtubers, Japanese VTubers, koikatsu cards, large indies global, Minecraft, net fans, OC material, Russian vtubers, Server, tiermaker, Twitch Clips, Twitch clips guide, twitch partner, Twitch viewers, vod archival guide, VOD archives, youtube equivalent

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	657
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Endless Night Skies:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	18	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Love Letters Sent:	12

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as exclusive as a VIP club in Ibiza? Look no further than our server, where only the most elite indie vtubers with 500 viewers or more are allowed to join. Why settle for the basic b*tches when you can rub virtual elbows with the crème de la crème of the indie vtuber world?

Have an oshi with 499 views? Sorry, sweetie, this server is for the big leagues only. We’re talking Twitch partners and YouTube equivalents here. And if you’re worried about corpo vtubers infiltrating our exclusive space, don’t fret – we only accept chuubas who aren’t defined by their corporate branding. We’re all about that independent, free-spirited vibe here.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got Twitch clips, VOD archival guides, Koikatsu cards for some spicy content, and even a Chuuba Birthday Calendar because why not? Plus, we’ve got ducks. Yes, you read that right – DUCKS. What more could you possibly want from a Minecraft server?

So come join us and experience the virtual VIP lifestyle like never before. Who needs real-life clubs when you can party it up with indie vtubers in the digital realm? Don’t be basic, be boujee. Join our server now!

Believe Minecraft SMP Shitter

aew, Booking, Business, Character development, Competition, creative decisions, criticism, Decline, Drama, Entertainment, Fans, hangman page, Minecraft, Opinions, Performance, professional wrestling, Quality, shitter, smp, Storyline, talent, wrestling, wrestling industry

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	6495
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Chimeras Created:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further! Our server is like the AEW of Minecraft – full of drama, chaos, and unexpected twists! Just like when Hangman tried to go into business for himself, you never know what crazy antics will happen next on our server. Join us for a wild ride and see if you can survive the madness! Who needs quality when you have pure insanity? Join now and experience the chaos for yourself!

HardBox Vanilla Minecraft server

childhood memories, Datapack, drawing chunks, gameplay, high complexity, invite friends, long games, maximum vanilla, new decorations, new dispenser options, No commands, no degradation, no kit starts, no limit on worlds, no private parties, No Sethomes, no shops, no teleports, no weddings, No Wipes, no work, positive emotions, Survival, Unique, unique mechanics, Vanilla, Version 1.21.

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	8413
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Crops Grown:	9182
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9

HardBox is a vanilla server without private or wipes. It is suitable for both beginners and experienced players, as it creates a special atmosphere for long games!

Standard scope:The server is aimed at maximum vanilla survival, without weddings, shops, work, private parties and other things created for degradation. Kit starts, commands for sethomes, and teleports are completely absent.

Gameplay: The server’s task is to provide a unique gameplay that is far superior to regular servers and radically different from regular servers running as a carbon copy. 1. We have no limit on worlds

2. Drawing chunks of 16 blocks

3. Datapack for 1000 achievements

4. High complexity of the game, so as not to get bored and remember your childhood.

5. Unique mechanics that fit perfectly into the game and you definitely haven’t seen them anywhere. (For example, they returned the illusionist cut by the game developers, added new options for decorations, added new options for the dispenser on behalf of the player, and this is only a small part)

Version 1.21 is specially selected for players who like to play on new versions

Invite your friends, loot and get a lot of positive emotions from the game!

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High Cuddle Minecraft Server

Alone Time, comfort, Contentment, Cozy, CUDDLE, Cuddling, daki, digital companionship, escapism, getting high, Happiness, HIGH, leisure activities, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, mood booster, Peaceful, Relaxation, self-care, Server, stress relief, video games, virtual reality

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	7828
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Crops Grown:	3848
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2

Are you tired of boring old video games? Do you want to experience a whole new level of relaxation and fun? Join our Minecraft server and get ready to get high on adventure and cuddle up with your favorite daki! Our server is filled with crazy builds, hilarious mini-games, and a community of players who love to have a good time. So why waste your time on video games when you could be getting high and cuddling your daki on our server? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Holy Sovl In Seovl Minecraft SMP

#youtube, asian music, calming, cultural music, healing, HOLY, holy soul, instrumental music, Korean music, meditation, mindfulness, Minecraft, Music, Relaxation, Seo, seoul, Seovl, smp, soothing music, Soulful Music, SOVL, SPIRITUAL, traditional music, Video

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	4644
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Secret Passages Found:	8
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our SMP is so lit, even the Ender Dragon is jealous!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens that shoot fireballs, secret underground dance parties with creepers, and a village full of villagers who have mastered the art of breakdancing.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Holy Sovl In Seovl, a mystical artifact that grants its wielder the power to turn dirt into diamonds and make trees grow bacon.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

Crafty Dawn Trail Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	882
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Divine Spears Created:	25
Void Gems Collected:	24	Endless Night Skies:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	173

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventures, crazy events, and non-stop fun!

Picture this: you log in and find yourself in a world where anything is possible. Want to build a house made entirely out of diamonds? Go for it! Want to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a top hat? Why not! Our server is all about letting your imagination run wild.

But that’s not all – we have epic meetups like the Costume Party Mixer in Goblin, where you can show off your wildest outfits and dance the night away. Or how about the Monthly Male Meetup in Malboro Crystal, where you can bond with other players over your love for Minecraft and manly things.

And don’t even get us started on the Moogle Treasure Trove event – it’s like a treasure hunt on steroids! Plus, our All Saints’ Wake celebration is the spookiest party in town, with haunted houses, pumpkin carving contests, and more.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Bitcoiners Minecraft SMP Society Riches

Bitcoin, Bitcoiners, Blockchain, cryptocurrency, decentralized, decentralized finance, Digital Currency, Economy, Financial, hodling, impoverished, Investment, Manipulation, market, Minecraft, Regulation, Riches, SECURITY, smp, society, speculation, Technology, volatility, wealth

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	8569
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6

Are you tired of those pesky bitcoiners hoarding all the virtual riches while the rest of us suffer in poverty? Well, fear not, for on our Minecraft SMP, we have a secret weapon to combat their “hodling” ways!

Join us on this wild and wacky server where we have developed a special potion that turns all bitcoin into diamonds! That’s right, no more worrying about those digital coins taking over the economy – we’ve got it covered.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of ninja villagers who have mastered the art of sneaking into bitcoiner bases and stealing their precious loot. It’s a heist like no other, and you can be a part of the action!

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and join the fight against the bitcoiners. Together, we can create a more balanced and diamond-filled society for all!

Hopeless Romantics Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	5643
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	50	Divine Spears Created:	13
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	11
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where love is like a Creeper explosion – unexpected and potentially devastating! Join us for a wild ride filled with heart-pounding adventures and hilarious mishaps.

Our server is like a rollercoaster of emotions, just like listening to Smashing Pumpkins. But instead of feeling lovey-dovey, get ready to feel the pain and humiliation of being blown up by a Creeper while mining for diamonds.

Forget about Cupid De Locke, on our server, love is more like Zero – constantly trying to survive and rebuild after each heartbreak. But hey, at least you’ll have a blast doing it!

So come on over and join us for a crazy fun time on our Minecraft server. Who knows, you might just find love in the most unexpected places – like a hidden chest full of enchanted gear!

Did They Minecraft SMP

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	9333
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Holy Grails Found:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Emeralds Found:	6172	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Dragons Tamed:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding on flying pigs armed with diamond swords and enchanted bows. And did they… y’know? Oh yes, they did! The drama is real and the gossip is juicy on our server.

But that’s not all! We have secret underground bases filled with treasure, hidden portals to mysterious dimensions, and even a pet dragon that you can ride into battle. And don’t even get me started on the pranks that players pull on each other – let’s just say that TNT is involved more often than not.

So why wait? Join our crazy Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the most insane and hilarious adventures of your gaming life!

Bread Sucks Minecraft Server

Angry, bad bread, Bakery, baking, Bread, carbs, criticism, diet, DISRESPECTFUL, DOUGH, Food, Frustration, gluten, homemade bread, insult, Minecraft, Nono, offensive, Rude, Server, SUCKS, Unhealthy, Yeast

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	9312
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7

Are you tired of boring old bread in Minecraft? Well, on our server, we have bread that will make you say “Fuck your bread Nono! Your bread sucks!!” Our bread is so delicious, it will make you question all other bread in the game. Join us for the best bread experience of your virtual life!