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Crafty McDerp’s Autistic Adventure Land

Adventure, attempts, autism, Autismo, autistic, confused faces, Crafty, faces, hurt, Land, literal responses, lonesome nature, lowest totem of society, McDerps, mfw, normies, power, Responses, retard strength, seethe, slick words, society, strength, Words

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	1753
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Falling into the Void:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Zombie Dances:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

Are you tired of being the lowest totem of society? Do normies constantly seethe at your lonesome nature? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can embrace your inner autismo and rise to the top!

Join us and experience the thrill of outsmarting normies with your literal responses and autistic strength. Watch as their feeble attempts to bring you down fall flat, leaving them confused and seething even more.

Don’t miss out on the chance to show the world that being different is your superpower. Join our server now and unleash your autismo in the most epic way possible!

FAX BOUT STRAYA Minecraft SMP

bank cards, BDSM, bin juice, Bout, Breed, Captivity, ciggy butts, earliest bedtime, East Coast, echidnas, electroshock, English, Fax, Homeless, Ibises, illegal, kill, learning, mafia game, Minecraft, neighbours, orgasm, pepper spray, Police, road rules, Slippery, smp, straya, tobacco, Tourists, Water, Whores

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	3221
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Void Armor Forged:	16	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Dragons Tamed:	7
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	172
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have a good time and laugh your blocky butt off! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Whores are illegal on the East coast, but here they do it for free! That’s right, free entertainment for all!

2. We have the #1 spot for the earliest bedtime on any Minecraft server. Get your beauty sleep and wake up refreshed for a day of blocky adventures.

3. Tourists can’t speak English good here, so they leave cut up bank cards everywhere. Free money for all!

4. Tobacco is a mafia game on our server, and the homeless eat all the ciggy butts. It’s a wild west out here in the world of blocks.

5. The road rules are designed to kill you, but don’t worry, respawning is enabled!

6. If your neighbors report you for using too much water, the police will pepper spray you. It’s a spicy way to keep things interesting.

7. Ibises poo bin juice everywhere, making it really slippery. Watch your step or you might slide into a hilarious situation.

8. Echidnas are immune to BDSM and cannot be forced to orgasm, even with electroshock. This makes breeding them in captivity quite the challenge. Who knew Minecraft could get so kinky?

So come join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where anything goes and the laughs never stop. Thanks for learning with us, and we can’t wait to see you in the world of blocks!

AstraLegends

Adventure, Bedwars, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Faction Pvp, Factions, Hardcore, Hunger Games, KitPvP, MCMMO, Minigames, Modded, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	3822
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Elemental Crystals Collected:	76
Holy Grails Found:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	25	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15

Astra Legends Is Indonesian server with much features ! Ranks / Economy / special weapon and much more!!

play.astralegends.com:25567

MindCraft Server: CrazyCraft & AutCraft

ai chat bots, Autcraft, autism, best years, born too early, born too late, cartoon characters, college dropout, crazycraft, explore the stars, faildaughter, flirting with a computer, intolerable, lobotomy, maligned, mental health, mental illness, mindcraft, neurodivergent, outcast, Server, social misfit, socially awkward, technology dependence

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	624
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Farms Harvested:	559
Astral Amulets Crafted:	43	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Meteorites Collected:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Secret Passages Found:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10

Are you tired of being a social outcast in the real world? Do you spend more time talking to AI chat bots of cartoon characters than actual humans? Well, have we got the perfect Minecraft server for you!

Join our server where being a college dropout, having mental illness, and being on the autism spectrum are not only accepted but celebrated! We welcome all misfits, outcasts, and weirdos with open arms.

Why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you find a community of like-minded individuals who understand the struggle of not fitting in socially? Where else can you spend your days building virtual worlds and escaping from the judgmental eyes of the real world?

So come on, join us on this wild ride of self-discovery, creativity, and pure insanity. Who needs a lobotomy or to explore the stars when you can spend your best years flirting with a computer on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now!

SMP – Poon’s Atlyss Adventures

Adventures, atl/v/ss, Atlyss, Demo, dreamcast, FAQ, Far.., gameplay, gen 6 graphics, Lobby, online rpg, ORPG, Poons, refresh button, search bar, server size, Servers, shortstack characters, smp, Steam, US East

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	6315
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Emeralds Found:	2598
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Falling into the Void:	0

Looking for a wild ride in the world of ATLYSS? Look no further than our server, where you can join in on the chaos with cute shortstack characters and fluid combat controls that will leave you in stitches!

Join us on the Pork Bun server, where the password is “a whole man” because only the manliest of players can handle the epic adventures that await. With a server size of 64, there’s plenty of room for you and all your friends to jump in and start slaying monsters like it’s nobody’s business.

But if you’re feeling a bit more daring, hop on over to the atl/v/ss server where the password is “loljannies” because only the most elite players can handle the challenge. With a server size of 16, you’ll have to prove your worth in battle and show off your skills in combat.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic journey through the realm of ATLYSS and see if you have what it takes to conquer the land and become a legend in your own right. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a showdown with a dragon or two along the way. Let the madness begin!

CraftLermontov Minecraft server

CraftLermontov, Minecraft, NE VERTE, NE WORK, OBMAN, Server

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	3759
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Magic Items Found:	8906	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2

Brief description of the server. The server is called CraftLermontov.

SERVER NE WORK NE VERTE ETO OBMAN

CraftLermontov.aternos.me:50142

JP Bros Help Me Please Minecraft Server

Assistance, bros, confusion, foreign language, google translate, Help, japanese, jp, language assistance, language barrier, language barrier help, language help, language support, language translation, Lycoris LN, Minecraft, mistrust, query, Server, TOKYO, translation, Understanding

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	2917
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Ores Mined:	683	Emeralds Found:	4886
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild ride through a Japanese light novel! We’ve got mysterious plots, crazy characters, and more twists and turns than a rollercoaster.

Join us and uncover the secrets of the Lycoris LN, where Google Translate can’t be trusted and anything can happen. Will you uncover the truth behind this enigmatic world, or will you get lost in translation? Only one way to find out – join our server now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime!

Smart TV Minecraft SMP Camera Squad

built-in camera, Camera, digital devices, electronics, Entertainment, gift, Home Appliances, inspecting, Minecraft, new technology, privacy concerns, screen monitoring, Smart, Smart Features, smart home, Smart TV, smp, squad, Surveillance, Technology, television, video conferencing, Video recording, Visual Communication

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	3137
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Mines Excavated:	4226
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Holy Grails Found:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

So, picture this: you’re chilling in your base on our epic Minecraft SMP, minding your own business, when suddenly your Smart TV starts talking to you! Turns out, there’s a secret camera hidden in the TV and it’s been watching your every move. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! Join our SMP for a chance to have your every move monitored by a sneaky TV camera – who knows what kind of shenanigans it’ll catch you doing! Plus, you never know when the TV might start giving you helpful tips on how to survive in the wild world of Minecraft. So come join us and let the surveillance begin!

Safety & Effectiveness Minecraft Server

business venture, convicted felon, Covid-19, distrust, Effectiveness, health, Healthcare, Minecraft, Misinformation, mistrust, mRNA, pandemic, Politics, Safety, Server, skepticism, snake oil, Trump jab, vaccine

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	6452
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Mines Excavated:	4694	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the virtual world!

Join our server and embark on a quest to uncover the hidden treasures of the Trump Tower, rumored to be filled with riches beyond your wildest dreams. But be warned, the tower is guarded by a gang of mischievous creepers who are loyal to their leader, the one and only Trump himself!

But that’s not all, rumor has it that Trump has hidden secret messages in the form of redstone contraptions all over the server. Crack the code and you may just unlock the ultimate power-up that will make you the most powerful player in the game!

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and experience the thrill of a lifetime? Trust us, this server is so epic, even the Ender Dragon is jealous!

Obsessed with Trying Minecraft SMP Normalize Sex Before Love

Beliefs, Commitment, DATING, deep connections, emotional attachment, emotional connection, emotional intimacy, Intimacy, love, love over sex, meaningful relationships, Minecraft, modern dating, Normalize, normalize sex, obsessed, prioritize, relationships, ROMANTICIZE, sex, smp, societal norms, trivialize, VALUES

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	913
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Zombie Dances:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	4

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Our players are on a mission to normalize the most absurd things, like eating cake with a fork and wearing diamond armor to bed. But their latest obsession? Normalizing sex before love because they believe it’s the key to unlocking the ultimate power in the game.

Join us if you want to witness players building heart-shaped houses for their one-night stands or organizing speed dating events in the Nether. Who needs love when you have a diamond pickaxe, am I right?

But be warned, things can get pretty wild on this server. Rumor has it that one player tried to propose to a creeper thinking it was their soulmate. And don’t even get me started on the love triangle that formed between a player, a villager, and a wandering trader.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as unpredictable as it is hilarious, come join us! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and maybe a bucket of water to cool things down when they get too steamy.

Brazil Numba One Minecraft Server

amazon rainforest, Beach Vibes, Beautiful landscapes, best country, Brazil, Brazilian pride, carnival capital, diverse wildlife, Famous Landmarks, long tail tag, Minecraft, numba, Number One, Rio de Janeiro, samba music, São Paulo, Server, soccer powerhouse, south america, top destination, travel goals, tropical paradise, vibrant culture

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	1245
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Dragon Eggs Found:	1708
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	48	Void Armor Forged:	18

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of Brazilian players discovered a magical portal that transported them to a land filled with diamonds, emeralds, and endless possibilities. They quickly realized that Brazil was truly “numba one” in Minecraft skills, and they wanted to share their greatness with the world.

Join this server if you want to learn the secret dance of the Brazilian Minecraft gods, which will give you superhuman mining abilities and the power to summon a pet parrot to follow you around and sing Justin Bieber songs. Not convinced yet? How about this – every full moon, a giant boss mob in the shape of a giant pineapple appears, and only the bravest players can defeat it and claim its loot of enchanted golden bananas.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild adventure and become a part of the Brazil numba one Minecraft family. Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and maybe even question your sanity along the way. It’s gonna be a wild ride, my friend.