retard names Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Crafty Curry Kingdom

absurd names, bill, Crafty, cultural insensitivity, curry, discrimination, Diversity, Fartishaya, gooks, Harshita, Identity, ignorance, INDIAN NAMES, John, Kingdom, offensive, Poojeeta, prejudice, racism, real names, retard names, Stereotypes, turd worlders, Xenophobia

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	1388
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Astral Projections Made:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5

Are you tired of playing on boring servers filled with players with normal names like “Steve” and “Alex”? Well, look no further because on our server, we only accept players with the most outrageous and hilarious names! Say goodbye to boring old “John” and “Bill” and say hello to players like “Fartishaya” and “Poojeeta”!

Join us for a wild and wacky adventure where you never know what kind of crazy names you’ll come across next. Who knows, you might even make friends with someone named “Harshita” along the way! So come on, embrace the madness and join our server today for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

MythBusterCraft Minecraft Server

amusing memories, childhood fantasies, childhood imagination, childhood innocence, childhood memories, childhood misconceptions, childhood myths, childhood myths debunked, childhood naivety, childhood tales, funny beliefs, funny stories, growing up, hindsight humor, humorous misconceptions, laughing now, learning the truth, Minecraft, misconceptions, mistaken beliefs, MythBusterCraft, Server, silly ideas

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	3469
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	5889
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	600	Epic Shields Constructed:	36
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2

Once upon a time, there was a Minecraft server so wild and wacky that players couldn’t help but join in on the fun. Legend has it that if you mined a block of dirt with a diamond pickaxe, a magical unicorn would appear and grant you three wishes. Of course, no one has ever actually seen this unicorn, but that just adds to the mystery and excitement of the server.

Rumor has it that there is a secret underground disco party that only the most skilled players can find. The music is bumping, the dance floor is lit up with glowstone, and the drinks are flowing (non-alcoholic, of course). Only the coolest cats and craziest creepers are invited to this exclusive event.

But the real reason you should join this Minecraft server? The admin is a talking llama who wears a top hat and monocle. He may be a little eccentric, but he knows how to throw a good party and keep the server running smoothly. Plus, who wouldn’t want to take orders from a llama in a top hat?

So come on down to the wildest, wackiest Minecraft server around. You never know what kind of crazy adventures and hilarious myths you’ll stumble upon. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and your pickaxe – you’re going to need them both!

MapleCraftPrisonPoliticians

Accountability, accusations, Canada, Charged, Democracy, Ethics, foreign interference, Government, investigation, jailed, Justice, law enforcement, legal consequences, MapleCraftPrisonPoliticians, MPs, Named, Politics, poll, public opinion, scandal, transparency

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	2558
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Ores Mined:	4428	Dragon Eggs Found:	2551

so, liek, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u sumthing, dis server is so lit dat even most canadians think MPs accused of foreign interference should be named, charged, and jailed just to play on it! like, u gotta be a real bad boy to handle dis level of epicness.

we got crazy builds, like a giant toilet made of diamonds and a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano. u gotta watch out for the lava, tho, it’s hot like a spicy poutine.

and the best part? we have a secret underground society of polar bears who control the server. they wear top hats and monocles, it’s wild.

so, if u think u can handle the madness, come join us on dis minecraft server. but beware, once u enter, there’s no turning back. it’s like getting stuck in a never-ending game of hockey with a moose.

SkyShipCraft

air travel, AIRPLANES, Aviation, cargo ships, cruise ships, global movement, global trade, humans, interconnected world, land-based creatures, long tail tags, maritime industry, Mobility, modern society, sea travel, SkyShipCraft, Technology, tourism, Transportation, transportation industry, travel

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	3330
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Meteorites Collected:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31
Potions Brewed:	114	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Magic Crystals Found:	18

come join our epic minecraft server where humans have evolved to become flying creatures! forget about walking on land, now you can soar through the skies like a majestic bird!

we have airplanes flying everywhere, cruise ships sailing through the air, and even cargo ships floating above the clouds. it’s a wild world out there, and you don’t want to miss out on all the action.

build your own flying fortress, battle other players in mid-air combat, and explore the vast skies in search of hidden treasures. the possibilities are endless on our server, so come join us today and experience the thrill of being a high-flying human in minecraft!

AnonCraft Server 80352931

activism, AnonCraft, ANONYMOUS, civil disobedience, demonstration, equality, freedom of speech, HUMAN RIGHTS, kneel, kneeling, No. 80352931, peaceful protest, political activism, protest, protest culture, protest movement, protest photography, protest sign, resistance, Server, social justice, solidarity

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	1280
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	251	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow the rules and play nice? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and become a part of the craziest, most chaotic community in the Minecraft universe.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground society of llamas who run the server. That’s right, llamas! They have their own llama king and llama queen who rule with an iron hoof. If you want to be a part of their llama army, you better start mining for llama wool and carrots ASAP.

But that’s not all! We also have a legendary treasure hidden deep within the server that no one has ever been able to find. Rumor has it that it’s guarded by a pack of evil chickens who will stop at nothing to protect their precious loot. Will you be the one to finally uncover the treasure and become the richest player on the server?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the wildest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life. Just remember to bow down to the llama king and watch out for those killer chickens!

RedPillCraft Minecraft Server

2-in-1 laptops, advice, anime drawfags, computer science, computing, G.., Gadgets, hybrid devices, Laptops, lightweight, Macbook Air M3, meme, Minecraft, opinion, portable, productivity, RedPillCraft, Server, Tech, tech community, Technology, useful, work

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	3002
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate meme paradise! Join us for a wild ride filled with hilarious memes, crazy adventures, and non-stop fun.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is not just all about memes, it’s also incredibly useful. Need advice on building the perfect castle? We got you covered. Want to learn how to survive a creeper attack? We’ll teach you all the tricks. Our community of anime drawfags will help you become the ultimate Minecraft master.

And if you don’t join our server, well, we can’t guarantee what will happen. You might end up buying a macbook air m3 and it’ll be all our fault. So don’t risk it, come join us for the most meme-tastic and useful Minecraft experience of your life!

StepSisCarDrama

car cleanliness, car ownership, car sharing, cleanliness standards, dirty car, family communication, family conflict, family dynamics, messy car, parental expectations, refusal to ride, sibling conflict, sibling responsibilities, softball practice, sports practice, stepdad’s car, stepfamily dynamics, StepSisCarDrama, stepsister, teenage behavior, transportation issues

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	3257
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as a messy car shared by siblings? Look no further! Join our server where the only rule is: the messier, the better!

We promise a wild ride just like the backseat of that car – stained seats, scattered backpacks, and drama galore. Take on the role of the sibling who’s fed up with cleaning up after everyone else and drive off in a rage, leaving your stepsister behind.

But beware, just like in real life, consequences may follow! Your stepdad might call you out for your behavior, just like our admins will keep you in check. Are you ready for the ultimate messy Minecraft experience? Join now and let the chaos begin!

NatoCraft Minecraft Server

Minecraft, NATOcraft, Server

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	581
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ores Mined:	1490	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37
Villages Defended:	16	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8

come join this epic minecraft server where biden is the ultimate defender of nato!! he’s like a superhero but in blocky pixel form!! watch as he hosts summit leaders and battles evil mobs with his trusty diamond sword!! join now to witness the most epic showdowns and build the craziest creations with biden by your side!! who needs superheroes when you have biden in minecraft?!?! join now for the most epic adventure of your life!!

Block Breakers: Ukrane70

70 days, BLOCK, Bravery, break through, breakers, Breakthrough, Conflict, Defense, determination, eastern europe, encircled, Escape, Liberation, Military, perseverance, resilience, Siege, Survival, Ukraine, Ukrainian soldiers, Ukrane70, Victory, War

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	3430
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	4482	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5

Yo, u wanna join dis cray cray Minecraft server where u can be like a Ukrainian soldier breakin’ through after bein’ fully encircled for 70 days? Yea, dat’s right, u can be a total bad-ass survivin’ against all odds in dis server. Build yer own fortress, gather resources, and fight off dem creepers like a true warrior. Plus, we got special events where u can reenact epic battles and show off yer skills. So come on and join da fun, cuz dis server is lit AF!

PixelPresentLand

appreciate, being present, capturing moments, cherish, Existence, fleeting moments, Impermanence, living in the moment, Memories, mindfulness, mindfulness exercises, mindfulness meditation, mindfulness practice, mindfulness techniques, photography, PixelPresentLand, PRESENT, present moment awareness, Reality, Snapshot, Time

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	2884
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

So, like, imagine this crazy Minecraft server where the blocks are made of solid gold and the creepers wear sunglasses and dance to disco music. Yeah, that’s the kind of wildness you’ll find on this server.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground lair filled with treasure chests overflowing with diamonds and emeralds. And get this, there’s a rumor that if you find the hidden portal, you’ll be transported to a magical land where pigs can fly and cows can juggle.

Oh, and did I mention the giant rainbow unicorn that roams the server, granting wishes to anyone who can catch it? Yeah, that’s a thing too.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as crazy and unpredictable as a llama on roller skates, then you gotta join us. Trust me, you’ll never want to leave once you experience the madness that awaits you.

FonaCraft: Burrowed Dinos

ancient animals, Burrowed, Cedar Mountain Formation, Dinos, dinosaur behavior, dinosaur burrows, Dinosaurs, extinct species, Fona herzogae, FonaCraft, Fossil discovery, Mussentuchit Member, new species, Palaeontologists, paleontological findings, Paleontology, prehistoric creatures, scientific research, small-bodied, thescelosaurine, underground burrows, Utah, Utah fossils

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	9343
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26
Players Killed by Monsters:	6967	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19

come join our epic minecraft server where we have DINOSAURS living underground in burrows like some kind of prehistoric mole people! dig up fossils and discover new species like the tiny Fona herzogae, thescelosaurine that will blow your mind! who needs diamonds when you can have dino bones?! join now and be part of the most epic paleontological adventure in minecraft history!