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Crafty Curry Kingdom

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	9288
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring servers filled with players with normal names like “Steve” and “Alex”? Well, look no further because on our server, we only accept players with the most outrageous and hilarious names! Say goodbye to boring old “John” and “Bill” and say hello to players like “Fartishaya” and “Poojeeta”!

Join us for a wild and wacky adventure where you never know what kind of crazy names you’ll come across next. Who knows, you might even make friends with someone named “Harshita” along the way! So come on, embrace the madness and join our server today for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Crafty Kingdom Come LOLz – Preorder Not Required!

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	2640
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	50	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Ores Mined:	9277
Holy Grails Found:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	238	Star Shards Collected:	57

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us and you’ll be transported to a magical land where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky! Our server is so epic that Notch himself logs on just to see what crazy shenanigans are happening.

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that will follow you around and roast your enemies with fireballs. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so watch out for some spooky surprises!

So why waste your time preordering Kingdom Come 2 when you can join our insane Minecraft server and have the time of your life? Hurry up and join before the Ender Dragon steals all the cake!

The Missing Russian: A Minecraft Mystery Server

anglokikes, Bravery, BYSTANDER, controversy, Credit, crime, discrimination, ethnicity, gun, Hero, intervention, Justice, Media, Minecraft, missing, Mystery, News, police whore, prejudice, recognition, Russian, russian guy, Server, society, stabber, violence

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	4188
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Void Armor Forged:	13
Astral Projections Made:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where the Russian guy who stopped the stabber is a legend? Look no further! Join our server where we give credit where credit is due and don’t let any police whores steal the spotlight. Typical anglokikes can’t handle the epicness of our server, so come join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughs, and maybe even a few Russian heroes saving the day. Who needs police when you have Minecraft players like us? Join now and see what all the fuss is about!

Crafty Souls: Prepare to Mine Edition

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	459
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	95
Towns Built:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	48	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Animals Bred:	49	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take things to the next level with our “Is that a fucking Omen Mask dude?” edition! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and crazy shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a news channel that will keep you updated on all the latest happenings in the Minecraft world. Plus, our latest patches will blow your mind with new features and improvements that will make your gaming experience even more awesome.

But wait, there’s more! Our main information document is a treasure trove of tips, tricks, and secrets that will help you become a Minecraft master in no time. And don’t forget about our character planners, interactive map, and group password – because who doesn’t love a good mystery to solve?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and be part of the craziest Minecraft community out there. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just ask our previous grace, who had the time of their lives with us. See you in the game!

CraftyQueens – Where even creepers respect the ladies!

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	3559
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Magic Items Found:	7484	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	35	Crops Grown:	9179
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

Are you tired of being a lonely Minecraft player, unable to find that special someone to share your diamond loot with? Look no further than our server, where we guarantee you’ll find love and affection from our virtual female players!

Join us and experience the warmth and affection you’ve been missing in your pixelated life. Our female players are ready to shower you with attention and make you feel like the diamond in the rough that you truly are.

Don’t be a faggot who hates women deep inside, join our server and let the love flow through you like a river of lava. You may just find that the real treasure in Minecraft is the friends (and girlfriends) you make along the way. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start building your love story in the world of blocks and creepers.

Blocky Yaoi Adventures: Where Creepers Explode and Love Blooms! 😂📚

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	9202
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ores Mined:	7921	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a danmei book? Look no further! Our server is filled with handsome guys and crazy adventures that will keep you hooked for hours on end.

Join us and witness the epic tale of a player who accidentally hooked a fish while fishing, only to discover that the fish was actually a magical creature in disguise. Things took a steamy turn when the player and the fish fell in love and, well, let’s just say things got a little fishy and now there’s a fishbaby on the way!

If you’re looking for a server that’s as bizarre and entertaining as a danmei novel, then come join us for some laughs and unforgettable moments. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into next!

KoreaCraft: Where South Korea BTFOS Japan in Minecraft!

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	1631
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	34
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more intense than a showdown between South Korea and Japan? Look no further! Our server is so epic, it would make Japan collapse faster than a creeper explosion. Join us and experience the thrill of defending your territory against invaders like never before. It’s like Russia invading Ukraine, but with more blocky fun! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and show Japan who’s boss!

Lolcraft – 404 Not Found

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	1214
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Potions Brewed:	192	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	95
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most hilarious place to be in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and even befriend a talking chicken who gives out free diamonds! Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they’ll just end up in a dance-off with a group of friendly skeletons.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where you can boogie down with a group of zombie villagers who have some killer dance moves. And don’t even get us started on the giant rainbow unicorn that roams the land, granting wishes to anyone who can beat it in a game of musical chairs.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us for the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life? Come on down and see for yourself – just be prepared for the unexpected because on our server, anything can happen!

PixelPride: Where LGBT is okay, just like in Japan… but with creepers!

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	6412
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
New Chunks Explored:	664385	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	39	Elemental Crystals Collected:	29
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where being part of the LGBT community is not just okay, it’s fabulous! We embrace all players, whether you’re a rainbow-loving unicorn or a sparkly mermaid.

Join us for epic adventures in a world where Japan sets the trend for all things fabulous. From kawaii villages to sushi-themed castles, the possibilities are endless. And don’t worry, we have plenty of pixelated cherry blossoms to make your gaming experience extra magical.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground karaoke club where players can show off their vocal skills while battling creepers. Trust us, nothing scares off a mob like a killer rendition of “I Will Survive.”

So come on, join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server where being yourself is not just accepted, it’s celebrated. Who knew that building blocks could be so fabulous?

MOOville Snapcraft

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	2462
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Animals Bred:	186
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Endless Night Skies:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	15	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37

Are you tired of being a Minecraft noob and letting innocent villagers die because you can’t build a proper defense? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can finally redeem yourself and become the hero you were always meant to be! Join us and prove to the world that you are not just another Steve with a pickaxe, but a true warrior ready to protect the land from all evil forces.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of ruthless creepers. Will you dare to venture into the depths of the mine and claim the precious diamonds for yourself? Or will you chicken out like the rest of the players who couldn’t handle the pressure?

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: our server is also rumored to be haunted by the ghost of Herobrine himself. Some say he roams the land seeking revenge on those who dare to challenge him. Will you be brave enough to face him in battle and emerge victorious, or will you become just another victim of his wrath?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows, you might just become the legendary hero that Minecraft has been waiting for. Remember, the fate of the world is in your hands, anons. Don’t let us down!

Goofy’s RoboCraft Bonanza – Where Silly Meets Survival!

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	2727
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9

Hey there, fellow virgins! Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because this server is the ultimate place for all you losers out there!

Join us and witness Goofy himself mocking you for being a virgin. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this – our server is filled with magical unicorns that poop out diamonds! That’s right, you heard me. Diamonds.

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground club where all the coolest players hang out. Rumor has it that Notch himself makes surprise appearances to challenge players to a dance-off.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server and let the virginity jokes and diamond-pooping unicorns begin! Hyuck hyuck!