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Crafty Curry Kingdom

absurd names, bill, Crafty, cultural insensitivity, curry, discrimination, Diversity, Fartishaya, gooks, Harshita, Identity, ignorance, INDIAN NAMES, John, Kingdom, offensive, Poojeeta, prejudice, racism, real names, retard names, Stereotypes, turd worlders, Xenophobia

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	1941
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Magic Items Found:	1610
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Heroic Legacies Created:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring servers filled with players with normal names like “Steve” and “Alex”? Well, look no further because on our server, we only accept players with the most outrageous and hilarious names! Say goodbye to boring old “John” and “Bill” and say hello to players like “Fartishaya” and “Poojeeta”!

Join us for a wild and wacky adventure where you never know what kind of crazy names you’ll come across next. Who knows, you might even make friends with someone named “Harshita” along the way! So come on, embrace the madness and join our server today for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

ChopsticksCraft: China #1 Minecraft Server

anti-Semitic, Bigotry, China, China number one, chinese culture, ChopsticksCraft, controversial, discrimination, DISRESPECTFUL, Fuck this, Hate Speech, hell pit, inappropriate, intolerance, Kike, mason, Minecraft, offensive behavior, offensive language, racism, Server, UNACCEPTABLE, Xenophobia

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	9231
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26	Dimension Hops:	11
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Towns Built:	10
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing hotter than the lava pits are the players’ skills! Join us if you’re ready to take on the craziest challenges and conquer the most epic quests.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and discovered a secret diamond mine that led them to unimaginable riches. They built a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks and ruled over the land with an iron fist (literally, they had an iron fist weapon that was OP as hell).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary unicorn mount that players can ride into battle. Imagine charging into a PvP match on the back of a majestic unicorn, leaving your enemies in awe and fear.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and experience the wildest adventures, the most epic battles, and the most ridiculous stories you’ll ever hear. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a kike mason, then maybe stay away).

CraftyWarriors – Total LOL General

#1d6chan, CraftyWarriors, Elspeth edition, Elspeth von Draken, Franchise, gameplay showcase, general, Hotfix, lol, Older Titles, patch notes, Pharaoh Assembly Kit, Previous thread, Roll Charts, Steam, Tactics, TOTAL, total war, Total War General, total war pharaoh, total war warhammer, Total War: Warhammer III

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	4882
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	73
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Elspeth von Draken herself? Look no further, because our server is more epic than a Total War: Warhammer III gameplay showcase! Join us for battles more intense than a Pharaoh’s curse, with updates hotter than a 4.2.3 hotfix patch. Our server is so legendary, even the older titles on Steam bow down to its greatness. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine, build, and conquer like never before! Join now for a gaming experience that’s more epic than a dragon riding a unicorn while juggling diamonds and emeralds! 🐲🦄💎✨

LOLcraft: Where you’ll laugh so hard you’ll want to kms hahahahhahahah

coping mechanism, dark humor, depression, emotional distress, hahahahhahahah, HARD, healing journey, kms, LAUGH, LolCraft, mental health, mental health awareness, mental illness, Mental Wellness, reaching out, seeking guidance, seeking help, self harm, self love, self-care, self-destructive behavior, suicidal thoughts, support system, Therapy, unhealthy thoughts, Youll

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	3455
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you wanna kms? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and mind-blowing creations.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and immediately found themselves in a zombie apocalypse where the only way to survive was to build a fortress out of diamond blocks and fight off hordes of undead with a chicken sword. Sounds crazy, right? But that’s just a typical day on our server!

But wait, there’s more! How about the time when a player stumbled upon a hidden disco party deep underground, complete with glowstone dance floors and creeper DJs? Or the time when a player discovered a secret unicorn kingdom where the rulers were actually pigs in top hats? The possibilities are endless on our server!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the insanity for yourself. Who knows, you might just find yourself laughing so hard that you forget all about wanting to kms!

Back to the Block

Anime, art style, better, BLOCK, chainsaw man, Characters, comparison, crazy, dark fantasy, Entertainment, graphic novel, japanese, Look Back, Manga, opinion, Popular, review, series, shonen jump, Storyline, trending

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	6269
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	40	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	8011	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the adventures are wilder than a pack of creepers on a sugar rush!

Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and zombies breakdance instead of attacking you.

Our server is so lit that even Notch himself logs on to see what’s up. Rumor has it that if you find the secret diamond chicken hidden in the depths of our world, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical Ender Dragon.

But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. Legend has it that a group of players once tried to build a rollercoaster to the moon, only to be abducted by aliens and forced to play Minecraft for eternity in outer space.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and see why this server is THE place to be. Trust us, it’s better than chainsaw man, it’s crazy.

HypnoCraft: Where hypnotist girlfriends are welcome /b/

attraction, Controlling, DATING, expensive gifts, Girlfriends, HypnoCraft, hypnotic powers, hypnotism, Hypnotist, hypnotist girlfriend, influence, love, Manipulation, materialistic, mind control, partner, Persuasion, relationship, romance, seduction, Significant Other, temptation

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	5434
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Holy Grails Found:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Runes Activated:	8

Welcome to our crazy Minecraft server where you can experience the wildest adventures and meet the most hypnotic players!

Imagine having a hypnotist girlfriend in Minecraft – she can make you do anything with just a glance! The pros? She’s all yours. The cons? She might hypnotize you into buying her expensive stuff in the game. But hey, who wouldn’t want to spoil their virtual girlfriend, right?

Come join us for a mind-bending experience like no other! Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into on this server. Just be prepared to be hypnotized by the sheer awesomeness of it all!

BoomerCraft: Back in My Day, We Had Better Blocks

amusing, better, blocks, BoomerCraft, classic, comics, comparison, controversial, creativity, Day, Edgy, Entertainment, humor, Humorist, Improvement, Nostalgia, offensive, old work, past, satire, talent, vintage

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	7790
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner WILD side and build the craziest creations imaginable!

Join us for a WACKY adventure filled with INSANE stories and HILARIOUS moments that will have you laughing until your sides hurt!

Forget about the old work, because on our server, you’ll find that the more OFFENSIVE your builds are, the more AMUSING they become!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the ABSOLUTE MADNESS that awaits you on our server!

LazyCraft: Where even the mobs can’t be bothered

bothered, cat demon, character names, creative names, dog god, folklore, good name, inugami, Japanese folklore, Lazy, lazy names, LazyCraft, mobs, Mythology, naming conventions, naming traditions, Nekomata, Ookami, original name, supernatural beings, traditional names, unique names, Wolf

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	4583
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6

HURR DURR NEKOMATA CAT DEMON

HURR DURR INUGAMI DOG GOD

HURR DURR OOKAMI WOLF

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old themes? Well, look no further because our server is filled with NEKOMATA CAT DEMONS, INUGAMI DOG GODS, and OOKAMI WOLVES! Join us for a wild adventure like no other!

Legend has it that on this server, you can ride into battle on the back of a NEKOMATA CAT DEMON while wielding a sword made of pure INUGAMI DOG GOD energy. And if you’re lucky, you might even be able to tame a fierce OOKAMI WOLF to fight by your side.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the thrill of battling mythical creatures in a world where the only limit is your imagination!

Remedy Rescue: Minecraft Madness!

Biodiversity, conservation, conservation efforts, conservation initiatives, conservation strategies, ecosystem management, ecosystem preservation, Endangered species, Environmental awareness, Environmental Protection, environmental stewardship, habitat conservation, habitat restoration, madness, Minecraft, preservation, Remedy, rescue, save Remedy, species protection, sustainable practices, wildlife conservation, wildlife preservation, wildlife rehabilitation

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	3553
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	33
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	6043	Living Statues Befriended:	3

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where you can help save the mystical land of Remedy! Join us and embark on a quest to defeat the evil Ender Dragon who is threatening to destroy everything in sight.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can ride on giant chickens as your trusty steed, build a house out of diamond blocks, and even battle against a horde of zombie villagers armed with nothing but a carrot on a stick.

So why wait? Join us now and be a hero in the most ridiculous Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

Dr. Creeper’s Clinic

Accountability, AUTHORITY, bill of rights, Clinic, CREEPERS, Ethics, Government, Healthcare, healthcare industry, healthcare system, informed consent, kentucky, legal rights, Legality, Licenses, Medical Ethics, medical procedures, new world order, patient autonomy, patient rights, regulations, transparency

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	7859
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Secret Passages Found:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Dragons Tamed:	7
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	11

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server, where the only rule is to have a good time and build to your heart’s content!

Join us for a wild ride where procedures without informed consent are a thing of the past and you can charge into battle without a care in the world.

We’re like Kentucky on steroids, paving the way for a new world order where licenses are a thing of the past and authority is a thing of the future.

So come on, join us and be a part of something legendary!

Blocky Knights – LOLZ Edition

AK EN Database, akg, arknights, blocky, caster, CN Content, Defender, Edition, EPOQUE, FUTURE GLOBAL CONTENT, FUTURE JP CONTENT, FUTURE KR CONTENT, guard, Knights, lolz, medic, Raythean Striker, redeem codes, Shining Steps, sniper, SPECIALIST, supporter, Valuable resources, Vitafield, Witch Feast

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	2767
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	22
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Villages Defended:	20
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination! Join us for a wild ride filled with 6* Sniper Fiammetta, 5* Medic Whisperain, and Witch Feast featuring Dorothy, Fiammetta, Quercus, and Whisperain!

But wait, there’s more! Dive into the madness of Guard Hoederer, Medic Vendela, and Specialist Kafka in the Gleams and Smoke I Emerge event. And don’t miss out on the EPOQUE madness with Qiubai, Cement, Corroserum, and Pinecone!

Our server is so epic that even SilverAsh and Swire The Elegant Wit have decided to join the fun in the Ambience Synesthesia event! Can you handle the chaos and excitement that awaits you?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience Minecraft like never before. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime!