CrayonEater69 Minecraft SMP – The Adventures of a Crayon-Loving Retard

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	9178
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16
Votes:	1664	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Ores Mined:	9950
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old stuff? Well, come join our server where we have a crayon-eating retard named /vt/ who will keep you entertained for hours on end!

Not only that, but we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles, just waiting to trade with you for the rarest items in the game. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and enchanted golden carrots.

But beware, our server is also home to a mischievous group of flying pigs who will swoop down and steal your items if you’re not careful. So strap on your diamond armor and join us for the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life!

CliqueCraft Minecraft Server

Big collabs, Bijou, care, Cecilia, CliqueCraft, cliques, ecelebs, erb, Excuses, fart jokes, Fauna, FLIRTING, fuwamoco, GIGI, gura, gym, Henma, hololive english, irys, Japan, Kiara, Kronii, lusting, Manager, Minecraft, mori, Nerissa, Nijivshojofication, offstream, penis sizes, Server, sex jokes, Shiori, Twitch Vtubers

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	7758
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Ores Mined:	570	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	64
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Magic Wands Crafted:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is hotter than a Nether fortress! Join us for big collabs that show there are cliques in EN, like when Fuwamoco cancels streams to hang out with mysterious figures. And don’t miss out on Kronii’s tales of flirting with men at the gym or ERB openly lusting after homos.

But that’s not all – Gura is taking time offstream to care for a secret someone, Kiara is meeting up with ecelebs for who knows what, and Fauna is streaming less to spend time with her special someone. Shiori is even rumored to be getting frisky with her male manager “Henma”!

And let’s not forget about Nerissa, who misses someone so much she’s hating Japan and making up silly excuses. Plus, IRyS, Mori, and Bijou are having some interesting discussions about…penis sizes. It’s all related to HoloEN somehow, just like Cecilia and Gigi bringing Twitch-style fart and sex jokes to the mix.

Join us on this wild ride as we witness the nijivshojofication of Hololive English – it’s like a soap opera, but with creepers and diamond swords! Trust us, you won’t want to miss a moment of the chaos.

Thompson’s Minecraft Server – Govt Approved!

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	3788
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Star Shards Collected:	53	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Runes Activated:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4

Are you tired of the government trying to control your gaming experience? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We are the rebels of the gaming world, where anything goes and Jack Thompson’s worst nightmares come true. Join us if you want to stick it to the man and play Minecraft like never before. Build giant phallic structures, create pixel art of your favorite memes, and unleash chaos upon the virtual world. The government may not approve, but who cares? Let’s show them that video games can be as wild and crazy as we want them to be!

ApologyDenied Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	8222
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	2435	Dragon Eggs Found:	8501
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Endless Night Skies:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	28	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	45

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s drama-free? Look no further than our server, where you won’t have to deal with your sister moving in and causing chaos! Join us and escape the real-life family drama by building and exploring in our virtual world.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about your sister being clingy or envious of your virtual purchases. You can go on date nights with your virtual friends and enjoy sushi without any interruptions. And if your virtual sister starts causing trouble, you can kick her out with just a click of a button!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and leave the real-life family drama behind. Build, mine, and craft your way to a drama-free paradise!

LostPhoneLootWars

Communication, Community, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, Etiquette, family, found phone, Gratitude, Honesty, judgment, Kids, lost phone, LostPhoneLootWars, Manners, Morals, parenting, park, RESPONSIBILITY, stranger danger, Trust

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	6177
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	33
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Dragons Tamed:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Farms Harvested:	254

Looking for a Minecraft server where common sense prevails? Look no further than our server, where we value keeping lost phones safe over giving them to random kids! Join us for a wild ride of questionable parenting decisions and lack of gratitude. Who needs keys when you have a phone, am I right? Come join the fun and see if you can unlock the mysteries of our server, just don’t forget to say thank you!

PurrfectPaws vs BarkNation

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	9836
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Farms Harvested:	476	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Potions Brewed:	143	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Void Gems Collected:	24
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is run by a council of cats and dogs vying for presidency! That’s right, you get to choose who you want to lead the server – will you vote for the suave and sophisticated cat or the loyal and energetic dog?

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy mini-games like “Lava Parkour” where you have to jump from block to block over a sea of lava while being chased by a pack of angry wolves. And don’t forget about our “Pig Racing” event where you can saddle up a pig and race against other players to see who can cross the finish line first!

So why wait? Join our server now and be a part of the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft community out there! Who knows, maybe you’ll even witness a cat and dog dance-off for the presidency – anything can happen on our server!

NaijaCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	7926
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Void Armor Forged:	19
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14

lol join our epic minecraft server where we have more fun than nigeria fining meta $220 million for being a data violator. we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the macarena. our diamonds are so shiny they blind you like a disco ball. come build a house made entirely of cake and watch as the creepers try to eat it all. trust me, you won’t regret it. unless you hate fun. then maybe you will. but who hates fun? not us. come join now and be part of the madness.

CraftyCrowdStrikeMC

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	8057
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	20
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

hey u, yea u, r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! our server is so wild, it once turned all the pigs into flying unicorns! yea, u heard me right, FLYING UNICORNS! not only that, but we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and golden apples!

oh, and did i mention that our server once had a showdown between a giant zombie and a pack of wolves? it was epic, let me tell u. the zombie was all like “braaains” and the wolves were like “woof woof” and then BAM, the zombie was defeated and the wolves were hailed as heroes.

so come join our server, where the possibilities are endless and the fun never stops! who needs boring old windows devices when u can be playing on our crazy minecraft server? join now and let the madness begin!

DespicableDogHouse

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	6157
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Ores Mined:	1108

so like, this server is like a magical land where mailmen have dogs but the dogs are actually secret agents trying to take down the evil mailman overlord. like, you can join and be a dog spy and go on epic missions to deliver mail and save the world from the tyranny of the mailman. also, there are flying pigs that shoot rainbow lasers and unicorns that fart glitter. so if you want to be part of this crazy adventure, join now and help us defeat the evil mailman once and for all!

TerrCraft – Advanced Survival Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	4598
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	23	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Farms Harvested:	504	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	253	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	335
Elemental Crystals Collected:	100	Zombie Dances:	10

We have voice chat! The best server for playing real Minecraft. Anarchy, no privates (but you can get them for a donation), no lags or wipes.

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HexArchon: Where Minecraft is more custom than a poorly fitted suit! Join now for a uniquely tailored experience with all the bells and whistles!

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	6942
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Farms Harvested:	814
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10

HexArchon Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	HexArchon
Features	Custom Mobs, Items, Enchants, Boss Fights, Abilities, Quests, Worlds, Skylands, Dungeons
Server IP	play.hexarchon.net

Links

Our Values

We are dedicated to creating a unique and engaging Minecraft experience, focusing on community feedback and transparency.

Gameplay Mechanics

Go on adventures with custom mobs, items, enchants, dungeons, quests, abilities, and more!

Technicals

We prioritize server performance with top-of-the-line hardware for zero-lag gameplay.

Joining

Server IP: play.hexarchon.net
Supports Bedrock (Port 19132)

FAQ

1. Can I play on this server with Bedrock Edition?

Yes, the server supports Bedrock Edition with Port 19132, though there may be technical limitations.

2. How can I join the server?

You can join the server using the IP address play.hexarchon.net.

3. What special features does the server offer?

The server offers custom mobs, items, enchantments, boss fights, abilities, quests, dungeons, and more for a unique gameplay experience.

4. How can I provide feedback or suggestions for the server?

You can join the Discord server and share your feedback with the community and developers.

5. Is there a server trailer available?

Yes, you can watch the server trailer on YouTube at this link: Server Trailer

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