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CrayonEater69 Minecraft SMP – The Adventures of a Crayon-Loving Retard

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	2740
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old stuff? Well, come join our server where we have a crayon-eating retard named /vt/ who will keep you entertained for hours on end!

Not only that, but we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles, just waiting to trade with you for the rarest items in the game. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and enchanted golden carrots.

But beware, our server is also home to a mischievous group of flying pigs who will swoop down and steal your items if you’re not careful. So strap on your diamond armor and join us for the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life!

CraftySMP: DoYouEvenMinecraft

continuous learning, CraftySMP, daily routine, DoYouEvenMinecraft, exercise routine, goal-setting, gratitude practice, Healthy Eating, healthy lifestyle, meditation techniques, mental health, mindfulness, personal growth, Physical fitness, positive habits, positive mindset, productivity tips, self improvement, self-care practices, Stress Management, Time management, work-life balance

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	2264
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Enchantments Applied:	259	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	1

Joining this EPIC Minecraft SMP, duh! Like, seriously, why wouldn’t you want to join? We have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even a pet creeper named Bob. And get this, every full moon, we have a dance party with the Endermen! It’s lit, fam.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a magical portal that leads to a land filled with flying pigs and talking cows. You can ride a rainbow unicorn and battle evil llamas with laser eyes. It’s like a dream come true, bro.

Oh, and did I mention that our server is protected by a team of ninja turtles who will karate chop any griefers that try to mess with us? Yeah, they’re totally rad.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and become part of the most insane, wacky, and totally bonkers community ever. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Block Therapy Server

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	2133
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	20

Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate therapy session for your mind! Our virtual world is filled with pixelated wonders that will make all your worries disappear. Need to destress? Just punch a tree! Feeling overwhelmed? Build a castle and rule over your subjects (aka other players)!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a creeper who only explodes rainbows and glitter. Some say that if you find him, he will grant you three wishes (but be careful what you wish for, you might end up with a pet zombie pigman).

So come on down to our Minecraft server and let the blocky madness heal your soul. Who needs therapy when you have virtual pigs that can fly and cows that can breakdance?

HolyCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	4781
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Animals Bred:	143	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Star Shards Collected:	80	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	9116	New Chunks Explored:	324125
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Chimeras Created:	4

so, like, u know how u always wanted to play minecraft but also learn about religion at the same time? well, this server is perfect for u! we have like, half the number of weekly religion classes as poland schools, so u can game and pray at the same time!

join us and experience the ultimate combo of building epic structures in minecraft while also getting ur spiritual fix. who needs boring old school when u can have this insane experience? come join us now and let the good times roll!

ElectricCraftNorway

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	6450
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Villages Defended:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6

so, like, dis minecraft server is da bomb diggity, bro. u gotta join cuz we got pigs flyin’ around in diamond armor, i kid u not. and our creepers are trained to do the macarena before they explode. it’s a real hoot, lemme tell ya.

we also have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. like, we got stacks on stacks of enchanted golden apples and diamond blocks as far as the eye can see. it’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory, but for Minecraft.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that breathes rainbow fire? yeah, he’s pretty rad. we take him out for walks around the server and watch as he terrorizes all the noobs who dare to challenge us.

so, if u wanna join a server that’s more lit than a nether portal, then come on down to our crazy town. just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. cuz things are about to get wild up in here, my dude.

Hominin Haven: Romania 1.95mil

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	4907
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18

OMG u guys, did u hear about this cray cray server?!?! it’s like so lit, u won’t believe it! like, did u know that humans were in Eurasia like 1.95 million years ago?? that’s like sooo long ago, u guys! imagine all the cool stuff they left behind for us to find in this server!

join this server if u wanna uncover ancient civilizations and build ur own epic empire! like, who wouldn’t wanna be a part of history, amirite?! plus, there’s like secret caves and hidden treasures waiting for u to discover! u might even find a time machine and go back to prehistoric times, how cool is that?!

so come join us on this server and let’s explore the mysteries of the past together! who knows, u might even find urself face to face with a real-life caveman! don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, join now and let the adventure begin! #cavemandreams #prehistoricfun #minecraftmadness

Starry Street Suisei 1.20.4

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	4827
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Emeralds Found:	8610
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Astral Projections Made:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5

Yo, yo, yo, listen up! You gotta join this Minecraft server, bro! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, they got Hoshimachi Suisei vibes all over the place! It’s like diving into a galaxy of music and fun, man! Plus, they got events like Hoshimachi Suisei Nippon Budokan Live – SuperNova, where you can rock out with your block out! And don’t even get me started on the Suisei x KAF Interview – it’s pure gold, I tell ya! So, what are you waiting for? Scrap and build your way into this crazy world of music and Minecraft madness! Let’s goooooo!

BdayBashMCServer

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	9572
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Votes:	2843

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is taken to a whole new level! Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through awkward family gatherings and intense arguments over virtual blocks.

Our server offers a unique experience where you can roleplay as the misunderstood stepchild who accidentally causes chaos at family events. Will you be able to smooth things over with your stepsister after unintentionally getting her aunt kicked out of the party? Only time will tell!

But that’s not all – we also have custom mini-games where you can reenact the heated arguments between family members or even create your own drama-filled storylines. Who knew Minecraft could be so entertaining?

So come join us on this wild ride of family dynamics and questionable decisions. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else!

FosterSisNoThanks

acceptance, adoption, birthday wish, childhood trauma, Communication, emotional boundaries, emotional maturity, family conflict, family dynamics, foster care, foster child, FosterSisNoThanks, Guilt, love, mixed feelings, parenting, processing emotions, Resentment, sibling relationship, sister

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	99
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2

Are you tired of boring family drama in real life? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape into a world where you don’t have to deal with pesky siblings or guilt trips from your parents.

On our server, you can build your dream house without any little sisters asking to play with you. No more awkward conversations about love and acceptance, just pure, unadulterated fun in the world of Minecraft.

So why wait? Join our server now and leave all your family drama behind. Who needs a little sister when you have blocks to mine and creepers to defeat? Let’s build a world where you can be the master of your own destiny, without any unwanted birthday wishes getting in the way.

WorryFreeSMP – Live Life Easy in Minecraft SMP

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	5557
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5

OMG GUYS, you need to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows where all your worries just melt away like butter on a hot potato. Seriously, I joined and suddenly all my bills were paid, my acne disappeared, and I found a golden llama that poops diamonds. True story bro.

But wait, there’s more! The other day, I was mining for diamonds and stumbled upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of friendly creepers. We danced all night long to dubstep remixes of Minecraft parodies, it was lit AF.

And don’t even get me started on the PvP battles. I once fought a player who was riding a giant chicken armed with a diamond sword that shot laser beams. It was epic, I tell ya.

So come join us on this server, where the only limit is your imagination and the only rule is to have fun. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, there’s free cake at spawn. Who doesn’t love free cake?

CraftRage: Minor Annoyances

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	6415
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Are you tired of those pesky creepers blowing up your meticulously built structures? Well, fear no more because on our server, creepers have been trained to do the Macarena instead of exploding! Join us for a dance party like no other!

Have you ever wanted to ride a pig into battle against an army of zombie chickens? Look no further, because on our server, pigs are equipped with rocket launchers and can fly! It’s a pig-pocalypse of epic proportions!

Sick of boring old mining for resources? On our server, all you have to do is sing your favorite song and the blocks will break themselves! Just be careful not to hit any high notes, or you might accidentally unleash a horde of singing skeletons!

So come join us on our server for a Minecraft experience like no other. With crazy mods, wacky adventures, and a community of players who are just as insane as you are, you’ll never want to leave!