But beware of Grisha, the scammer who’s using custom /chug/ and Chinese shells to trick unsuspecting players. And watch out for US HoR passing a 61 billion dollar Ukraine aid bill – who knows what kind of chaos that could bring to our server!
Join now to fight alongside Russel Bentley “Texas” and help turn the tide in the Donbass region. With Zelensky signing new mobilization laws and massive retaliatory strikes against energy infrastructure, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
So grab your pickaxe and get ready for some wild adventures – just remember to always denounce the Talmud!
Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, unexpected twists, and hilarious shenanigans. From building giant potato statues to organizing epic llama races, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within the world, guarded by a pack of mischievous pandas. Will you be the one to uncover it and claim your rightful riches?
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the most chaotic and entertaining Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen! Just be prepared for the unexpected…
Join us for outrageous adventures and insane stories like the time a player tried to care for a paralyzed zombie but ended up rage quitting because they couldn’t handle the responsibility. Don’t worry, we won’t leave you stranded like that poor zombie – unless you’re into that kind of challenge!
So come on over and craft with us, where the only thing paralyzed is your ability to stop playing once you start!
Join us for epic adventures where you can ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely of cake, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off! Our community is filled with wacky characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end.
And if you’re feeling down, just remember the wise words of our server mascot, Sir Squishy the Chicken, who once said, “When life gives you creepers, make creeperade!” So come join us and let the madness begin!
Join us and experience the cheesiest adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft. From fighting off hordes of evil cows trying to steal your cheese to building a giant cheese fortress to protect yourself from the dreaded Cheese Monster, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Cheese Olympics, where players compete in events like cheese rolling, cheese stacking, and the infamous cheese eating contest. The winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual cheese – what more could you ask for?
So if you’re ready to take your Minecraft experience to a whole new level of cheesiness, come join us on our server. Trust us, you won’t brie disappointed!
so get dis, right? da server got dis crazy feature where if ya mama had da right gut bacteria when she was preggo wit ya, den ya gonna have da best brain development in da game. like, imagine havin a big brain in minecraft, u gonna be buildin dem epic structures and redstone contraptions like a pro.
we got dis bacteria called Bifidobacterium breve, and if ya mama had dat in her gut during pregnancy, den u gonna be unstoppable in dis server. so come join us and let’s see if ya mama had da good bacteria to make u a minecraft genius. trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on dis wild ride.
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that our server was founded by a group of rogue meme lords who were banished from every other server for their outrageous shenanigans. Now, they roam the virtual lands of Minecraft, spreading chaos and hilarity wherever they go.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the most epic PvP battles you’ll ever witness. Imagine facing off against a horde of players wielding nothing but Pepe swords and NPC armor. It’s a sight to behold, my friend.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you see our custom builds. From giant statues of Harambe to pixel art of your favorite political figures, our server is a visual feast for the eyes.
So come join us on King of /pol/ and experience a Minecraft server like no other. Just be prepared for the madness that awaits you. Trust us, you won’t regret it.
Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy builds, and of course, plenty of opportunities to drop the F-bomb in all its glory. Whether you’re cursing out creepers or just expressing your frustration at constantly dying in lava, this server is the place to let loose and embrace your inner sailor.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or stand against their feathery tyranny? The choice is yours.
So come on down to our server and let your profanity flag fly high. Just remember to watch your language around the villagers – they’re a sensitive bunch.