Retaliation MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

DadBlock Minecraft Server

Server, FaceTime, Kids, Driving, ex

Come join our Minecraft server, where we have more drama than a reality TV show!

Just like this crazy ex, we have players who will try to guilt trip you into giving up your hard-earned resources. But fear not, because on our server, we support each other like a good friend and former nanny with a pool and trampoline!

If you’re looking for a server with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, then look no further. Our players will block you one minute and then try to guilt trip you the next. It’s like a soap opera, but with creepers and zombies!

Join now and experience the thrill of dealing with entitled players who think they can dictate your every move. Who needs reality TV when you have our server? It’s a drama-filled paradise where you’ll never know what to expect next.

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TariffCraft: Make Our Day!

Day, free trade, political tension, TariffCraft, RETALIATION

yOu wanna join dis minecraft server cuz we got pigs dat can fly and cows dat dance salsa. our diamonds sparkle brighter than ur ex’s fake smile. we got a secret underground disco club where u can party with creepers and skeletons. our moderators are unicorns in disguise, granting wishes and banning griefers with a flick of their rainbow tails. join us and be part of the most epic adventure of ur life, cuz on dis server, anything is possible, even turning a chicken into a dragon. so what u waiting for? come join us and let’s make minecraft great again!

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EUcraft Server: No Tariffs, Just Blocks!

Tariffs, Economy, united states, Bloc, EUcraft

so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, man. we got all the craziest builds and the sickest mods. like, you gotta join cuz it’s like, the EU pushing back against Trump, but in Minecraft form. we’re all about that drama and chaos, just like in real life. come join us and be part of the madness. plus, we got free cookies for all new players. so, like, why wouldn’t you join, right? come on, man, don’t miss out on all the fun!

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MapleCraft Minecraft Server

disagreement, trade war, global market, trump, Exports

so, like, this server is like the best thing since sliced bread, man. like, imagine a world where you can build giant statues of Justin Bieber riding a moose while drinking maple syrup straight from the tree. that’s the kind of craziness you’ll find on this server.

we’ve got mini-games like “Build a Mountie” where you have to construct the most epic Canadian police officer out of blocks. and don’t even get me started on our “Poutine PVP” arena, where you battle it out with other players using nothing but gravy and cheese curds.

plus, we’ve got a secret underground hockey rink where you can challenge other players to a game of virtual ice hockey. and if you win, you get a special diamond hockey stick that shoots out fireballs instead of pucks.

oh, and did i mention the beavers? yeah, we’ve got a whole colony of beavers that you can tame and ride around the server. they’ll even help you chop down trees and build log cabins like the true Canadian lumberjack you are.

so come join us on this server, eh? it’s gonna be a wild ride filled with maple leaves, Tim Hortons coffee, and maybe even a sighting of the elusive Sasquatch. trust me, you won’t want to miss out on all the wacky fun we have in store for you.

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BoomCraft Minecraft Server

violence, Conflict, Fall, Minecraft, BOOMCRAFT

join our epic minecraft server where even terrorists can’t escape their fate! this server is so lit that even the most notorious criminals can’t catch a break. come witness the chaos as players battle it out in a world where anything can happen, including falling to your doom just when you thought you were safe. who needs real life drama when you can experience all the thrills and spills in the virtual world? join now and see if you can survive the madness!

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UkraineCraft Minecraft Server

Minecraft, Ukraine, Conflict, western companies, Moscow

So, like, yo, this server be like the craziest place in all of Minecraft land, like seriously dude. We got unicorns flying around, raining chocolate milk, and a secret underground disco party with llamas as DJs.

If you join this server, you’ll be granted magical powers to summon a herd of dancing pigs or turn your enemies into giant marshmallows. Plus, we have a roller coaster made entirely out of diamonds and emeralds that will make you scream like a banshee.

Oh, and did I mention the treasure hunt where you can find a golden toilet that shoots out diamonds instead of water? Yeah, it’s a thing. So come on over and join the madness, because on this server, anything is possible. Just watch out for the killer bunnies, they’re no joke.

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WinterWindowWoes

Communication, roommate, front door, LANDLORD, dead of winter

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life roommates? Look no further than our server! Join us for a wild adventure filled with crazy cats, closed windows, and heated arguments.

Experience the thrill of accidentally trapping your roommate’s secret pet cat in their room, only to have it wreak havoc and leave a mess everywhere. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!

Join now and immerse yourself in a world where closing windows in the dead of winter can lead to epic battles and outrageous accusations. Who needs reality TV when you can have all the drama right in your Minecraft world? Don’t miss out on the chaos – join our server today!

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TrumpTariffTakedown

Diplomacy, response, Politics, international relations, Canada

so, like, if u wanna have a blast in minecraft, u gotta join this server! it’s like, the craziest place ever, man. we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do the moonwalk. not to mention, our diamond mines are filled with chocolate instead of diamonds.

oh, and get this – our server is actually run by a secret society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world. but don’t worry, they’re pretty chill and just want everyone to have a good time.

plus, our server is home to the most epic battles between players riding giant chickens and fighting off zombie hordes with nothing but a carrot. it’s like, total chaos but in the best way possible.

so, if u wanna escape reality and dive into a world of pure madness, join our server now! you won’t regret it, dude. just watch out for those sneaky llamas…they’re always up to something.

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MailboxMischiefMinecraft

inconsiderate, tit for tat, Messy, funny, RETALIATION

Hey there, Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of boring servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place for all your gaming needs!

Join us for crazy adventures and hilarious antics that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. Our community is filled with eccentric characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

Need a break from the mundane? Come on over and experience the thrill of virtual revenge like never before! Just like the time I pranked my neighbor by planting a massive turd in her mailbox. Talk about a classic move!

So, why wait? Join our server now for a wild ride that will leave you questioning your sanity. Who knew Minecraft could be this absurdly fun? Don’t miss out on the madness – join us today!

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UkrainianDroneStrikeCraft

Economy, Conflict, Military, aggression, Massive

come join our epic minecraft server where we have epic battles like the one between russia and ukraine but with more explosions and chaos!! our server is so lit that even the biggest steel mills are getting targeted by massive drone strikes, that’s how intense it is here!! join us now and be part of the action, who needs real life drama when you can have all the craziness in minecraft?! come join us and let’s blow stuff up together, it’s gonna be a blast!!

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