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CraftyCreeperRetaliation

ayatollah, Conflict, CraftyCreeperRetaliation, escalation, international relations, iran, Iran-Israel Relations, Israel, leader, MIDDLE EAST, Military Action, News, nuclear program, NYT, Politics, Reports, RETALIATION, retaliatory strike, supreme leader, Tensions, world events

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	4691
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	27
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Farms Harvested:	974

so, liek, u kno how in minecraft u can build stuff and blow stuff up? well, on this server, we got the craziest wars and battles goin on. like, one time, this dude built a giant chicken and it started shootin fireballs at everyone. it was wild, man.

also, we got this secret underground city where u can find rare treasures and fight off mobs with diamond swords and enchanted armor. it’s like a whole new world down there, u gotta see it to believe it.

oh, and did i mention the pet dragons? yeah, we got those too. u can tame ’em and ride ’em around the server, burnin everything in ur path. it’s epic, bro.

so, if u wanna join the most insane minecraft server out there, come on over. just watch out for the creepers, they’re sneaky little buggers. but hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

PutinCraft Minecraft Server

airstrike, Assad, Attack, Bashar al-Assad, Conflict, eastern europe, foreign policy, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, Military, military base, Minecraft, Politics, putin, PutinCraft, RETALIATION, Russian base, Server, summit, Syria, Ukraine, Vladimir Putin, War

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	9949
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Animals Bred:	111	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Mines Excavated:	4717
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Enchantments Applied:	157
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we reenact the wild adventures of Putin and Assad in Syria! Build your own Russian base and watch out for surprise attacks just like in real life! Will you be able to defend against Ukraine’s sneaky moves? Join now for a chance to be a part of this insane battle for power and dominance! Trust us, it’s gonna be a blast!

CraftyCombat: USvsIran

aggression, airstrike, Conflict, CraftyCombat, Defense, escalation, FEBRUARY, foreign policy, international relations, Iran-backed forces, iraq, launches, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Political, RETALIATION, SECURITY, strike, Tension, united states, US, USvsIran

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	6185
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Astral Projections Made:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0

so, like, this server is like the bomb dot com, just like how the US launched a strike on Iran-backed forces in Iraq, except way more fun and way less political tension, ya know? like, you gotta join this server cuz it’s gonna blow your mind like those missiles blew up those bad guys, but in a good way, ya feel me? we got so much crazy stuff goin’ on, it’s like a war zone but with blocks and stuff, so come join the party and let’s blow stuff up together, virtually of course!

RedFlagRevenge

ayatollah, Conflict, Crisis, escalation, Geopolitics, iran, Iran-US Relations, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Politics, Qasem Soleimani, Raises, red flag, RedFlagRevenge, RETALIATION, Retribution, Revenge, Soleimani, Tensions, US, War

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	762
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

Yo, have you heard about this crazy Minecraft server where Iran is raising a red flag of revenge? Yeah, you heard me right! This server is lit AF with all the chaos and drama you could ever want in a virtual world.

Join us and witness epic battles between players dressed as Iranian soldiers and their enemies. Build your own bunker and defend it against airstrikes and missile attacks. Trust me, you won’t find this kind of action on any other server!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground tunnel leading to a hidden treasure room filled with diamonds and gold. Will you be brave enough to explore it and claim the riches for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the thrill of Iran raising the red flag of revenge in Minecraft like never before! Let the madness begin!

DroneCraft Server: Ukraine vs Russia

aggression, airspace, Conflict, Defense, defense systems, drone attacks, DroneCraft, eastern europe, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Invasion, Military, Military operations, military tactics, RETALIATION, russia, SECURITY, Server, Surveillance, Technology, Ukraine, War

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	5939
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Animals Bred:	21
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12

Yo, listen up fam! Have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where Ukraine straight up be repelling Russia’s drone attacks like it’s no biggie? I’m talking about some next level PvP action, where you gotta defend your base from enemy drones while building up your own epic fortress. Join now and show Putin who’s boss in this virtual battlefield! Plus, we got custom weapons and armor that will make you feel like a total badass. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s show those drones who’s boss!

CraftingKhamenei’sRevenge

Assassination, ayatollah, Conflict, CraftingKhameneisRevenge, gaza, Hamas, international relations, iran, Islamic Republic, Israel, Khamenei, killing, MIDDLE EAST, Palestinian, political chief, resistance movement, RETALIATION, Revenge, supreme leader, Tensions, WTOP News

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	3271
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Emeralds Found:	7366	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Magic Items Found:	7960
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than Iran and Israel combined! our supreme leader Khamenei is always plotting revenge against our enemies, just like in the news! except instead of political chiefs, we have creeper chiefs blowing up everything in sight! it’s a wild ride filled with explosions, alliances, and secret plots. join now for a chance to be the next leader of our crazy minecraft world!

TwinStrikesCraft

air strikes, Beirut, Conflict, escalation, foreign policy, Geopolitics, hezbollah, international relations, iran, Israel, Israel Defense Forces, MIDDLE EAST, Military Action, nuclear deal, Political unrest, regional tensions, RETALIATION, security threats, Tehran, Twin Strikes, TwinStrikesCraft

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	1447
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Secret Passages Found:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	71
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6

come join our minecraft server for some EPIC twin strikes action like israel on tehran and beirut!!! RAISE THOSE REGIONAL TENSIONS IN THE VIRTUAL WORLD, BABY!!! build your own bomb shelters and defend against crazy attacks from other players!!! who needs peace talks when you can have EXPLOSIVE battles in minecraft?!?! JOIN NOW FOR A BLAST OF A TIME!!!

CuckCraft Minecraft Server

advance notice, Conspiracy, CuckCraft, cucks, desert, drone strike, Fake, Globohomo, international relations, iran, Israel, kiked, leadership, Manipulation, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, pegged, Politics, redit-tier, RETALIATION, Server, Targeting

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	2918
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Endless Night Skies:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Void Armor Forged:	17
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36
Falling into the Void:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

Are you tired of being ruled by globohomo overlords? Are you sick of being pegged by redit-tier cucks? Then come join our Minecraft server where you can escape the fake drone strikes and take control of your own destiny! Build your own empire, fight off zombie hordes, and uncover the truth behind the mysterious desert drone strikes. Join now and show those globohomo leaders who’s boss!

BlockBlast Minecraft Server

armed conflict, assassinations, BlockBlast, Conflict, extremist groups, foreign policy, Hamas, hezbollah, international relations, Israel, key leaders, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, political violence, regional tensions, resistance movements, RETALIATION, retaliation strategies, security threats, Server, targeted killings, Terrorism

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	6831
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Enchantments Applied:	139
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9

Yo, dis Minecraft server be off the chain, like a creeper explosion in a village! Come join us for a wild ride full of epic battles, crazy adventures, and more diamonds than you can shake a pickaxe at!

We got more mods than a villager has trades, so you can build the most insane creations you can imagine. Want to build a castle made entirely of TNT? Go for it! How about a roller coaster that launches you into the stratosphere? Done and done!

And don’t even get me started on the mini-games. We’ve got spleef tournaments that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget you’re playing a blocky game. Plus, our PvP arena is so intense, it’s like the Nether on steroids.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this server and let’s make Minecraft history together. Just watch out for those sneaky creepers – they’re more dangerous than a group of skeletons with enchanted bows!

CraftyHaniyehGoneIran

Assassination, breaking news, Conflict, CraftyHaniyehGoneIran, extremist group, Hamas, Hamas spokesperson, international relations, iran, Iran-Hamas relations, Ismail Haniyeh, Killed, MIDDLE EAST, militant organization, News, political leader, RETALIATION, Statement, targeted killing, Terrorism, violence

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	6131
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	424
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got Ismail Haniyeh straight up getting murked in Iran! Like, who even knew he played Minecraft, amirite? But yeah, Hamas be like “RIP bro” in their statement and now everyone’s like “we gotta join that server where all the drama goes down!” So come join us and witness the madness unfold, it’s gonna be lit AF! 🔥🤣 #RIPbro #MinecraftDrama #JoinUsNow

Cultural Minecraft SMP Marxism Spreads Into The Universities

Antonio Gramsci, atheism, atheist movement, civil rights, Corruption, countercultural movement, critical race theory, Cultural, Cultural Marxism, Diversity, dungeons & dragons, equity, film, Frankfurt School, freedom of speech, GamerGate, gender studies, identity politics, individual liberty, intersectionality, intolerance, liberal establishment, limited government, malpractice, Marxism, Media, Millennials, Minecraft, POLITICALLY CORRECT, postmodernism, reddit, rock & roll, safe spaces, satanic panic, sexism, smp, social justice, social media platforms, socialism, speech is violence, spreads, trigger warnings, universities, video games

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	860
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	33
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	376
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	38
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Mines Excavated:	2276
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Astral Projections Made:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we fight against the tyranny of Cultural Marxism spreading through the universities! Join us as we battle against the forces of Political Correctness, Safe Spaces, and Trigger Warnings in the ultimate quest for freedom and individual liberty in the world of blocks and pixels.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of gamers who are fighting against the corruption and malpractice in the gaming industry. Are you ready to join the resistance and take down the evil forces trying to ruin our beloved video games?

So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty steed, and join us on this wild adventure as we fight against the oppressive forces of Cultural Marxism and GamerGate in the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this insane journey – join us now!

CryCraft Minecraft Server

Asshole, Childhood, college, cry, CryCraft, Disclosure, Friends, hormone therapy, House, Insecurities, INTIMATE, invasion of privacy, judgment, Minecraft, neighbors, one night stands, Orgy, Partners, reassignment surgery, roommate, Server, sexual, trans men

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	9306
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	1	New Chunks Explored:	676482
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Ores Mined:	7875
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Falling into the Void:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my roommate’s orgies? Look no further! Join our server for a non-stop party where anything goes, just like in Alan’s bedroom!

We promise outrageous adventures, crazy secrets, and unexpected twists just like the time someone revealed your deepest, darkest secret to a stranger looking for a good time. But hey, at least they were into trans men, right?

Join now for a server experience that’s as scandalous as living with a roommate who throws orgies and spills your personal tea without permission. Don’t worry, we won’t judge you for anything – unless you’re not playing on our server, then we might have to reevaluate our friendship. So, are you ready to join the madness?

Dad’sPlaneTicketGate

Birthday, Business Admin, condescending, Costa Rica, dad, DadsPlaneTicketGate, economics, Friends, panama, Party, plane ticket, private universities, Privilege, public universities, Punta Pacífica, Rude, selfish, superiority complex, tone-deaf, unreasonable

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	1677
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Void Gems Collected:	20	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is more intense than a soap opera! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of this girl from Costa Rica who got into a heated argument over a birthday party.

Imagine a world where public university students have a superiority complex and private university students are seen as “privileged.” It’s like a real-life Minecraft server where everyone thinks they’re better than each other!

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for a party in Panama, where one girl invites her classmates and drama ensues. Will she pay for everyone’s plane tickets? Will friendships be ruined over a birthday celebration? It’s like a Minecraft quest with a crazy plot twist!

Join our server for a chance to experience the chaos and hilarity of this real-life story, but with a Minecraft twist. Who needs reality TV when you can have virtual drama on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

MoonCraft SMP: MiniMoon

Astronomy, Brainstorming, celestial bodies, discovery, Earth, Earth’s mini moon, Earth’s satellite, Mini-moon, MiniMoon, Moon exploration, moon names, moon naming, Mooncraft, Naming, natural satellite, new moon, Orbit, smp, Space, Space discovery, space exploration, Suggestions

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	3549
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring SMPs with nothing but basic gameplay and no excitement? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where we have our very own mini moon orbiting the Earth! That’s right, forget about regular old moons, we’ve got a mini one just for us!

But that’s not all, folks. On this server, we hold weekly competitions to decide what we should name our mini moon. From “Cheeseball” to “Moon McMoonface,” the possibilities are endless! Plus, rumor has it that the mini moon is actually made entirely of diamonds and emeralds. So not only is it a cool sight to see in the sky, but it’s also a treasure trove waiting to be mined!

So come join us on this crazy Minecraft adventure and be a part of naming Earth’s newest celestial body. Who knows, maybe one day you’ll be able to tell your grandkids about the time you helped choose the name of a mini moon!

CraftyCreeperz

Absurd, BIZARRE, Comical, CraftyCreeperz, crazy statement, funny, Humorous, illogical, irrational, laughable, Ludicrous, Nonsensical, nonsensical statement, odd, Outrageous, preposterous, Ridiculous, silly, strange, UNBELIEVABLE, weird

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	6559
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Mythical Swords Crafted:	31	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Chimeras Created:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Dimension Hops:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or if you want to build a giant statue of a potato wearing a top hat.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can also participate in epic dance battles with other players, where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted disco ball as a prize. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can try to find the legendary hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots and magical potions.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and experience the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life? Come join us and let the madness begin!

Dysenchanted SMP: Where We Still Can’t Enchant Stuff Properly, Come Join Us on Our Misadventures Today!

Active, apply today, Community, Creative mode, Custom, Dysenchanted, Economy, Enchant, Factions, Friendly staff, Fun, grow, Join, Minigames, Misadventures, multiplayer, new content, player-run shops, Plugins, Properly, pvp arena, Quests, Roleplay, smp, Stuff, Today, Whitelist

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	5864
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Animals Bred:	150
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Towns Built:	9
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7

Disenchanted SMP Server Overview:

Features	Description
Survival	Player must survive in the world and build their own structures
Quests	Players can engage in quests to earn rewards
Player Run Shops	Players can set up their own shops to trade with others
PVP Arena	Players can engage in player vs player battles
Special Events	Server holds special events for players to participate in

Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
How do I apply to join the server?	You can apply by joining our Discord server and following the application process
Is there a whitelist for the server?	Yes, we have a whitelist to ensure a safe and enjoyable environment for our players
Are there any rules on the server?	Yes, we have a set of rules that all players must follow to maintain a positive community
Can I bring my friends to the server?	Yes, you can invite your friends to join the server as long as they follow the application process
Are there any age restrictions to join?	Players must be at least 13 years old to join the server

Crafty Ukraine Server – Minecraft Server

Air Forces, Belgorod, border regions, Canada, Conflict, Crafty, Drones, european union, germany, Kharkiv, military aid, Minecraft, Missiles, Moscow, oil base, Poltava, russia, Server, state media, Ukraine, united states, War, zelenskyy

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	2464
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild and crazy time like no other!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, how about this: we have a secret underground base filled with treasure guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes! That’s right, a giant chicken with laser eyes! And if you can defeat it, all the treasure is yours!

But wait, there’s more! We have a PvP arena where you can battle it out with other players using nothing but exploding sheep as weapons! It’s shear madness, I tell you!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: we have a hidden village populated entirely by talking cows who are secretly plotting to take over the world! Join them in their quest for bovine domination!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a Minecraft experience like no other. And remember, watch out for those laser-eyed chickens!

/Blocky/ – Minecraft SMP Master

blocky, booru, Build analyzer, CATALOG, collectables, coop, database, Drizzle Season, Gear, grand festival, ink, Map Schedules, Master, Media Accounts, Minecraft, Nintendo, past vs present vs future, Pool code, Seed Checker, smp, splatoon, Team Past, update, Version 9.0.0, weapons

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	5754
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11

Hey there, do you love Splatoon but wish you could play it in Minecraft? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where you can splat your friends with ink and battle it out in epic turf wars!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons! Our server is run by a team of squid kids who have mastered the art of Minecraft PvP. Rumor has it they once defeated the Ender Dragon using only ink brushes and squid beakons.

Not convinced yet? How about this insane story – one time, a player on our server accidentally unleashed a horde of creepers in the middle of a splatfest. Chaos ensued as players had to dodge exploding creepers while trying to cover the most turf. It was a splatastrophe, but also hilarious!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft Splatoon SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to watch out for any stray creepers – you never know when they might crash the party!

Blockhead Bruises

Absurd, accident, Blockhead, bruises, Careless, clumsy, clumsy mistake, clumsy moment, dumb, dumb mistake, EMBARRASSING, Foolish, funny, funny injury, IDIOTIC, injury, injury story, mishap, mistake, Pain, Ridiculous, silly

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	8394
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Star Shards Collected:	178
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	4998

Are you tired of getting hurt in real life? Well, join our Minecraft server and get hurt in the most ridiculous ways possible! From falling off a giant tower made of cake to getting attacked by a gang of angry chickens, the possibilities for dumb injuries are endless! Join now and experience the ultimate pain and laughter combo that only our server can provide!

HouthisHitMCServer: Heavy Price!

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	7567
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7

come join our epic minecraft server where we build epic bases and fight off evil houthis with missiles hitting central israel. netanyahu is on our side and he promises to make the houthis pay a heavy price for messing with our blocky world. join now for the craziest battles and the most epic adventures you’ll ever experience in minecraft. trust us, you don’t want to miss out on this wild ride!