Retaliates MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

EU Beef & Whiskey Minecraft Server

Exports, global economy, Minecraft, motorcycles, Tariffs

so like, u know how trump is all like “i’m gonna do tariffs and stuff”? well, the EU was like “nah bro, we gonna hit u back with some crazy tariffs!” they went and slapped tariffs on beef, whiskey, and even motorcycles! can u believe it? it’s like a crazy trade war out there!

but hey, forget about all that drama and come join our minecraft server instead! we got beef, whiskey, and motorcycles for everyone to enjoy! ride around on a motorcycle while sippin’ on some whiskey and chowin’ down on some beef. it’s a wild ride, just like the EU’s retaliation against trump!

so come on over and join the fun! we promise you won’t regret it. plus, where else can you find a minecraft server that’s as crazy and unpredictable as this trade war? let’s get wild and have a blast together!

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EUcraft Server: TariffTakedown €26bn

international relations, economic impact, trade agreements, political tension, economic sanctions

So like, this server is like the EU retaliating against Trump’s tariffs but in Minecraft form, ya know? We’re talking about €26 billion worth of crazy ‘countermeasures’ that will blow your mind! Join this server and show Trump who’s boss by building giant structures made entirely out of cheese and wine! Take revenge on those pesky tariffs by riding pigs into battle against evil trade deals! It’s gonna be a wild ride, so come on and join us for some epic Minecraft madness!

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CraftyTrudeau25%Tariffs

RETALIATION, foreign policy, Economy, Government, Import Taxes

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. we got, like, diamond armor for days and, like, a secret underground lair where we keep all our enchanted weapons.

like, one time, this dude tried to grief our base and we straight up summoned a dragon to take him out. it was epic, bro.

also, we have this crazy mini game where you have to ride pigs through a lava obstacle course. it’s, like, super intense and, like, totally worth it if you win.

plus, our admin is, like, a wizard or something. he can, like, shoot fireballs out of his hands and turn creepers into kittens. it’s, like, insane, man.

so, like, if you want to join a server that’s, like, totally wild and full of surprises, then, like, you gotta join us. trust me, you won’t regret it.

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mexico bird flu server – first death confirmed never seen humans!

Infectious Disease, Who, pandemic, public health, international response

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to escape the deadly bird flu that’s sweeping through Mexico! Our virtual world is completely bird flu-free and filled with endless adventures. Plus, rumor has it that our pixelated chickens can actually cure diseases with their magical feathers. So come on over and start building your way to immunity!

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AchievementUnlocked Minecraft Server

Justice, Mansour, #achievementunlocked, Catalonia, standing up

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you actually have to work for your accomplishments? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild ride through the land of craziness!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant chickens, riding on rainbow unicorns, and building castles out of chocolate. And if anyone tries to mess with your hard-earned achievements, just scream “NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO” like you’re in the middle of an epic battle for Catalonia!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and sue anyone who dares to challenge your Minecraft greatness! It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

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IslandHoppers Minecraft Server

high school graduation, misunderstanding, stranded, all inclusive resort, bargaining

So, you think your family vacations are chaotic? Well, have I got a server for you! Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate adventure – just like this poor soul who left their parents behind on a cruise ship!

Forget about schedules and responsibilities, because on our server, anything goes! You’ll have to navigate through crazy challenges and unexpected twists, just like this high school graduate who thought they were in for a relaxing vacation. But hey, at least you won’t have to deal with angry parents demanding you wait for them while they shop till they drop!

Join us now for a wild ride that will make you appreciate your own family vacations, no matter how crazy they may be. Just remember, on our server, it’s every player for themselves – so don’t get left behind like these poor parents!

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CraftyCashKing

Upset, 50-50, split bills, salary, Girlfriend

🤣 Are you tired of splitting bills with your significant other and getting called an asshole for making more money? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where everyone’s salary is exactly the same! That’s right, no more awkward money talks or hurt feelings over who makes more. Plus, we have a special “Sulk-Free Zone” where sulking is strictly prohibited.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with crazy adventures and wacky characters. Rumor has it, there’s a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of angry llamas who only respond to bad jokes. Can you crack the code and claim the treasure?

So come on down to our server and leave your financial woes behind. Who needs money drama when you can build a virtual empire with your pals? Join now and let the fun begin! 🤪🎮 #MinecraftMadness

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Minecraft Server: WarCraft52 – Boom Boom Edition

united nations, civilian casualties, airstrikes, peace talks, Edition

Welcome to the most explosive Minecraft server out there! Join us for a wild ride through the Israel-Hamas war, where you can build your very own bomb shelters and dodge virtual rockets in real time!

Experience the thrill of navigating through a chaotic world filled with political tension and explosive surprises at every turn. Will you choose to side with Israel or Hamas? The choice is yours, but be prepared for some heated debates in the chat!

Join now for a chance to witness epic battles, daring escapes, and maybe even a peace treaty or two (though let’s be real, that’s not as fun). Don’t miss out on the action-packed adventure that awaits on this one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

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Congrats, you joined a Minecraft server!

Joined, 12. Minimal achievements, 17. Superficial recognition, CONGRATS, 7. Handouts

Join our Minecraft server if you want to be congratulated for the most epic dirt block placement! We have a special ceremony where we crown the Dirt King or Queen every week, complete with a parade of pigs and fireworks made out of enchanted golden carrots. Trust us, you haven’t truly lived until you’ve been praised for your dirt-building skills in front of a virtual crowd of pixelated chickens. So come on, join us and bask in the glory of being the ultimate dirt master!

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MineGenZMadness

internet culture, tiktok, generation z, Slang, Technology

Have you heard about this crazy Minecraft server where players ride on flying pigs while battling zombie llamas? Yeah, you heard that right! And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, how about the fact that there’s a secret underground disco party where players can dance with creepers and skeletons? Trust me, you won’t find a more wild and wacky server out there. So come join us and experience the madness for yourself! Who knows, you might even discover the legendary diamond-encrusted chicken that lays golden eggs. Don’t miss out on all the absurd fun – join us now!

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