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Bitcoiners Minecraft SMP Society Riches

Bitcoin, Bitcoiners, Blockchain, cryptocurrency, decentralized, decentralized finance, Digital Currency, Economy, Financial, hodling, impoverished, Investment, Manipulation, market, Minecraft, Regulation, Riches, SECURITY, smp, society, speculation, Technology, volatility, wealth

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	2695
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	Alien Abductions:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Mines Excavated:	2324
Crops Grown:	4167	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9

Are you tired of those pesky bitcoiners hoarding all the virtual riches while the rest of us suffer in poverty? Well, fear not, for on our Minecraft SMP, we have a secret weapon to combat their “hodling” ways!

Join us on this wild and wacky server where we have developed a special potion that turns all bitcoin into diamonds! That’s right, no more worrying about those digital coins taking over the economy – we’ve got it covered.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of ninja villagers who have mastered the art of sneaking into bitcoiner bases and stealing their precious loot. It’s a heist like no other, and you can be a part of the action!

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and join the fight against the bitcoiners. Together, we can create a more balanced and diamond-filled society for all!

Hopeless Romantics Minecraft Server

bittersweet, Cupid De Locke, Despair, emotional, feelings, Heartache, HEARTBREAK, heartbroken, hopeless, Hopeless Romantic, Humiliating, longing, love, Melancholy, Minecraft, Music, PAINFUL, relationships, Romanticism, Romantics, Server, smashing pumpkins, unrequited love, Zero

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	6279
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Star Shards Collected:	165
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	416	Alien Abductions:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15
Towns Built:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where love is like a Creeper explosion – unexpected and potentially devastating! Join us for a wild ride filled with heart-pounding adventures and hilarious mishaps.

Our server is like a rollercoaster of emotions, just like listening to Smashing Pumpkins. But instead of feeling lovey-dovey, get ready to feel the pain and humiliation of being blown up by a Creeper while mining for diamonds.

Forget about Cupid De Locke, on our server, love is more like Zero – constantly trying to survive and rebuild after each heartbreak. But hey, at least you’ll have a blast doing it!

So come on over and join us for a crazy fun time on our Minecraft server. Who knows, you might just find love in the most unexpected places – like a hidden chest full of enchanted gear!

Did They Minecraft SMP

Did they, did they actually, did they genuinely, did they honestly, did they truly, doubt, inquiry, long tail tags: did they really, Minecraft, smp, speculation Did they, tags: questioning, uncertainty, y’know

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	1760
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	304
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Falling into the Void:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	12	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Runes Activated:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding on flying pigs armed with diamond swords and enchanted bows. And did they… y’know? Oh yes, they did! The drama is real and the gossip is juicy on our server.

But that’s not all! We have secret underground bases filled with treasure, hidden portals to mysterious dimensions, and even a pet dragon that you can ride into battle. And don’t even get me started on the pranks that players pull on each other – let’s just say that TNT is involved more often than not.

So why wait? Join our crazy Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the most insane and hilarious adventures of your gaming life!

Bread Sucks Minecraft Server

Angry, bad bread, Bakery, baking, Bread, carbs, criticism, diet, DISRESPECTFUL, DOUGH, Food, Frustration, gluten, homemade bread, insult, Minecraft, Nono, offensive, Rude, Server, SUCKS, Unhealthy, Yeast

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	3448
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Farms Harvested:	198
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Meteorites Collected:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1

Are you tired of boring old bread in Minecraft? Well, on our server, we have bread that will make you say “Fuck your bread Nono! Your bread sucks!!” Our bread is so delicious, it will make you question all other bread in the game. Join us for the best bread experience of your virtual life!

BlockyBanter Minecraft SMP

Anime, BlockyBanter, coping mechanisms, dark themes, depression, emotional turmoil, fictional characters, Haibane Tomo, Inner Demons, mental health, mental health awareness, mental illness, Mental Wellness, Minecraft, psychological struggles, seeking help, self harm, self-destructive behavior, smp, stigma, SUICIDE, Suicide prevention, support systems

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	9618
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Animals Bred:	172	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Chimeras Created:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic, hilarious, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of llamas who have taken over the world and demand tribute in the form of diamond blocks. Don’t worry, they’re pretty chill as long as you don’t try to ride them.

2. We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs get down and boogie. Creepers doing the electric slide? Skeletons breakdancing? It’s a sight to behold.

3. Our admin team consists of a group of sentient potatoes who communicate through interpretive dance. They may not be the most efficient at solving problems, but they sure know how to bust a move.

4. Legend has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots at the bottom of the ocean. But beware, it’s guarded by a giant squid who’s a master of karaoke.

So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the llamas’ demands for more diamonds). Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

What is the IP for Caedrel Minecraft Server?

caedrel, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	6126
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Meteorites Collected:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	96
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Void Gems Collected:	19
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Caedrel is a professional League of Legends player hailing from the United Kingdom. He currently plays as a mid laner for Excel Esports in the LEC. Caedrel is known for his versatile champion pool, exceptional mechanical skills, and strong shot-calling abilities. He has established himself as a key player in the European League of Legends scene and continues to impress fans and critics alike with his performances on the Rift.

Perfect Survival Without PVP Minecraft Server

16 chunks, Build warps, classic survival, Comfortable survival, Develop yourself, Donation statuses, Game Currency, Honest survival, Huge worlds, Low donations, no fly, No GOD, No OP, No pvp, No Wipes, Open stores, Perfect Survival, Private land, Russian translation, Web map

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	9643
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	429	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	32	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	91
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Wyrmholes Dug:	8

The most honest survival possible. Donations are kept as low as possible. No one has OP – GOD – FLY!

Develop yourself. Build beautiful warps. Open stores for players.

We don’t have any mini-games, anarchies, vultures or other bullshit. Only classic survival! Everything is done for YOU.

⬛ There are no unbalanced whales and donation statuses (no donation trash).

⬛ Huge worlds of 40,000 x 40,000 blocks (there is a Web map).

⬛ Drawing and simulation range – 16 chunks!

⬛ Private for 3,000,000 blocks for all players!

⬛ For game currency you can buy donation statuses!

⬛ Minecraft mechanics are untouched.

⬛ Everything has been translated into Russian! All plugins!

⬛ Let’s try not to wipe for as long as possible!

⬛ WE DON ‘ T NEED DONATIONS! The server is created for pleasant and comfortable survival!

x.StoryMine.ru

TipsyCraft Minecraft Server

alcohol, alcohol-induced, completion, Drunk, drunk behavior, drunk consequences, drunk decisions, drunk habits, drunk issues, drunk problems, drunk regrets, drunk struggles, Impaired, inebriated, intoxicated, Masturbation, Minecraft, self pleasure, Server, sexual frustration, TipsyCraft, too drunk, unable to finish

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	9289
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Animals Bred:	65
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a glass of warm milk? Well, look no further because our server is so wild and crazy, you’ll be too drunk to even think about masturbating to completion! Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and a community that’s more chaotic than a creeper in a TNT factory. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a ride that’ll leave you questioning your sanity (and your sobriety)!

PixelatedPals Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, PixelatedPals, smp, Yes please Request Polite Agree Approval Consent Affirmative Acceptance Willingness Permission Approval granted Positive response Agreement Assent Approval given Okay Fine Sure Absolutely Certainly

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	380
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	480
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Towns Built:	9	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new patch of grass to build on? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme!

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately find yourself surrounded by a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats. Why are they dancing, you ask? Because our server has a strict dress code for all animals and they’re just trying to impress the sheep with their fancy footwork.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron feather. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in a dance-off, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can join our weekly llama racing tournaments where players ride their trusty llamas through obstacle courses filled with exploding creepers and flying pigs. The winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden carrots and bragging rights for eternity.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Minecraft SMP for a truly unforgettable experience filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of magic. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Latin Block Party Minecraft Server

American whites, BLOCK, concept of bleaching, ethnicity, Identity, ITALIANS, latin, Latin Americans, Minecraft, Party, Race, racial classification, racial discrimination, racial diversity, Racial equality, racial hierarchy, racial identity, racial justice, racial prejudice, racial privilege, racial representation, racial stereotypes, Server, social constructs, whiteness

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	6896
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	36
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Zombie Dances:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Star Shards Collected:	225
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the whiteness of Latin Americans is as confusing as trying to find a creeper in a field of sheep! We promise you’ll have a blast trying to navigate through our wacky world filled with Italian mobs that may or may not be considered white.

Join us and witness the epic battles between American whites and Latin Americans as they try to determine who is the true whitest of them all. Will the concept of bleaching come into play? Who knows, but one thing is for sure – you won’t find a more ridiculous and entertaining server out there!

So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine, build, and laugh your way through our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. Who needs logic when you have this level of insanity? Join now and prepare for a wild ride!