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OopsieCraft

#momlife, #socialnorms, accidentalbreakage, childresponsibility, customerexperience, frienddrama, friendsjudging, momguilt, OopsieCraft, parenting, parentingfails, retailhumor, retailtherapy, retailwoes, shoppingwithkids, storeaccident, storeetiquette, storeincident, Target, toddlerbehavior, ToddlerLife

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	6783
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Crops Grown:	7656	Falling into the Void:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Emeralds Found:	6504
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server where breaking things is not only allowed, but encouraged! Just like the time when a player’s child accidentally knocked over a display of candles in Target, causing chaos and mayhem. But instead of being scolded, they were praised for their destructive skills!

Join us for a wild ride of madness and mayhem, where you can unleash your inner chaos and wreak havoc in a virtual world. Who knows, maybe you’ll even earn the title of the ultimate troublemaker and be celebrated for your antics!

So come on over and join the fun, where being an asshole is not only accepted, but celebrated. Let’s break things together and create unforgettable memories in our crazy Minecraft world!

Void-Smp

Anarchy, bedrock, Discord, Dupe, enabled, ign, INFORMATION, invite, Items, Minecraft, patches, Server, smp, Survival, Vanilla, Version, Void, VoidSMP, Whitelist

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	810
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Towns Built:	8	Underground Cities Explored:	4

Minecraft Server Overview

Description	A void SMP (a world with nothing except for some bedrock) where you get random items every 10 seconds. No dupe patches will be added and server will be on version 1.20.4-1.21.4.
Launch Date	Monday-Tuesday
Discord Invite	Join our Discord at here
Whitelist Information	Whitelist will be enabled. Drop your IGN in #whitelist channel on Discord.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What is the concept of the server?	The server is a void SMP where players get random items every 10 seconds.
Will there be any dupe patches?	No, dupe patches will not be added to the server.
Which version of Minecraft will the server be on?	The server will be on version 1.20.4-1.21.4.
When will the server be launched?	The server will be launched on Monday-Tuesday.
How can I join the server?	Join our Discord and drop your IGN in the #whitelist channel to be whitelisted.

Enchanted Haven 1.21.4

1.21.4, arousal, attraction, beauty, beauty standards, beautyphile, child attractiveness, child beauty, controversial, Enchanted, Ethics, evolutionary psychology, Genes, genetics, Haven, Human Behavior, nature vs nurture, pedophilia, Psychology, sexual attraction, Sexuality, societal norms, taboo

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	7584
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	48	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	250	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	18	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5

Yo, bro, if you wanna join this Minecraft server, you gotta know that we got the most beautiful file-related children that will give you a raging erection. I mean, who wouldn’t want to play with some sexy pixels, am I right? It’s like genetics are just turning us on in the virtual world. So come on, join us and get ready to question your sexuality in the most bizarre and hilarious way possible. Let’s get weird together, my dude!

FamBlockerCraft

Boyfriend, estranged family, FamBlockerCraft, family approval, family communication, family conflict, family disconnection, family drama, family dynamics, family estrangement, family expectations, family reconciliation, family relationships, family trauma, marriage proposal, mental health, parents, proposal conditions, proposal timeline, relationship boundaries

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	5665
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Elemental Crystals Collected:	90	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape family drama and chaos? Look no further! Join our server where you don’t have to worry about getting your family’s blessing before proposing. We understand the struggle of being estranged from family and we support you in your decision to keep them out of your life. Plus, our server is filled with players who will become your new family, so you won’t feel alone. Say goodbye to unnecessary hoops to jump through and hello to a stress-free gaming experience. Join now and let’s game together!

ChopstickCraft: No Soup for You!

business closures, Cafés, Chinese restaurants, ChopstickCraft, closures, Covid-19, Delivery, Dining, dining out, economic impact, financial loss, Food Industry, food service, government regulations, pandemic, Restaurant (Industry), restrictions, Shut down, Small Businesses, Soup, takeout, unemployment

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	719
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we have so many chinese restaurants and cafes that you won’t even know what to do with yourself! we have nearly 3 million of them, all serving up delicious pixelated food for your virtual hunger needs.

why join our server, you ask? well, let me tell you a little story. once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret underground restaurant run by pandas. yes, you read that right. pandas serving up noodles and dumplings like there’s no tomorrow. it was a sight to behold, let me tell you.

not convinced yet? well, how about this – we have a cafe where all the villagers gather to gossip about the latest drama in the minecraft world. you haven’t lived until you’ve heard a villager spill the tea about a creeper who got rejected by a skeleton. it’s wild, i tell ya.

so what are you waiting for? come join our server and experience the madness for yourself. who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden restaurant run by llamas next!

Vitamin D City

bone health, Chronic illness, city, disease prevention, health, health benefits, healthy lifestyle, holistic health, immune system, immunity, Longevity, Nutrients, Optimal levels, preventative care, Strong bones, sun exposure, Sunlight, Supplements, Vitamin, Vitamin D, vitamin deficiency, wellness

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	8784
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	8852
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Farms Harvested:	464	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

so, like, this server is, like, the best thing eva, man. u know why? cuz, like, it raises ur vitamin D levels, bro. like, u can get it up to 40-70 ng/mL, which is, like, so good for u. u won’t get sick anymore, u’ll be, like, super healthy and stuff. join this server and u’ll be, like, invincible. u’ll be, like, a superhero in minecraft, man. so, like, what r u waiting for? join now and become a vitamin D warrior!

🧨 Play.landymine.ru 19132 »Best Anarchy 🏡 Server Minecraft

Anarchy, Attacks, base, best, Development, Donors, freedom, Hardcore, Ip:, Minecraft, Mini Games, Mode, Play, Players, Protection, rules, Server, Stability, Version

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	6618
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	12	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Farms Harvested:	879	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Magic Items Found:	4711	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15

⛏ Landymine – the best minecraft server with steep and worked out modes, such as:

► anarchy

► mini games

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⚡️ IP: Play.landymine.ru Port: 19132

✨ version: 1.20+

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► Anarchy – rules? There is no such thing in this mode. Hardcore, complete freedom of action, equality between players and donors. All this is anarchy. Unlike the neck or survival, this mode is unique in that you need to develop and build your base from hostile players. Privata is made in the form of blocks that have their own radius of action and rareness.

► How is this server unique?

Constant development and adding new

Full emphasis on players and the comfort of the game project theme and the uniqueness of the modes

The best protection against all types of attacks

The stability of the server

Direct connection with leadership and responsiveness

We work from 2022

✠ Choose Play.landymine – means to choose the best server.

Come to us ➥ Landymine.ru 19132

play.landymine.ru:19132

Finalwind

ADVANTAGE, armor, Cheating, Clans, Custom Items, Economy, ender dragon, Events, Finalwind, Netherite armor, player versus player, PvP, Quests, semi anarchy, Server, skill, Survival, Tools, Trailer, vanilla server, weapons, wild loot tables

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	6365
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	24
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1

Server Name	Finalwind
Description	Expands Minecraft’s endgame by adding custom items such as weapons, armor, and tools, and expands on content by adding daily events, quests, custom wild loot tables, and an economy.
Server Address	play.finalwindserver.com
Discord	discord.finalwindserver.com
Version	1.21.4

FAQ

How does Finalwind expand on Minecraft’s endgame?

Finalwind adds custom items such as weapons, armor, and tools, daily events, quests, custom wild loot tables, and an economy to create endless content for players.

What sets Finalwind apart from other servers?

Finalwind offers custom armor and weapons that are challenging to obtain and provide advantages in PvP combat, along with minimal rules to retain the skill level required for PvP.

Is cheating allowed on Finalwind?

No, the only rule on Finalwind is no cheating to ensure fair gameplay, especially in player versus player combat.

How can I join Finalwind?

You can join Finalwind by connecting to play.finalwindserver.com with version 1.21.4 of Minecraft.

Where can I find more information about Finalwind?

You can check out Finalwind’s Discord server at discord.finalwindserver.com or watch the trailer at https://youtu.be/zVRg61nL5S0?si=XVc6LNbSBQiSJ_dc

Ethereal Realm 1.20

Anime, Anime Series, cafe, Chino, Chiya, Cocoa, coffee, comedy, cute, Ethereal, friendship, Gochiusa, Japan, Kawaii, Manga, moe, Rabbit, rabbit house, Realm, rize, slice of life, Tippy

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	243
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Void Gems Collected:	36	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows but with creepers and zombies instead!

You can build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks and ride on a pig wearing a top hat while shooting fireworks out of a bow and arrow.

And get this, there’s a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure guarded by a giant chicken wearing a tutu.

Plus, the admins are like wizards who can grant you wishes and turn your pet wolf into a dragon that breathes fire.

So come on, join us on this epic adventure and let’s make Minecraft great again!

CraftyRejectsMC

Billions, CraftyRejectsMC, long tail tags, RETURN, Taliban, Taliban rejects, trump, Trump’s call, US, weapons

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	1914
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Void Armor Forged:	10	Secret Passages Found:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Animals Bred:	27
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11

Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, man! It’s like the Taliban rejecting Trump’s call to return US weapons worth billions, but in blocky pixel form!

We got crazier weapons than those Taliban dudes could ever dream of, like diamond swords that shoot lasers and TNT cannons that can blow up entire villages in one shot. And don’t even get me started on our armor – it’s so strong, not even Trump’s toupee could penetrate it!

But wait, there’s more! Our mobs are like nothing you’ve ever seen before. We’ve got zombie chickens that lay explosive eggs, creeper pigs that explode into bacon (yum), and skeleton cows that shoot arrows out of their udders. It’s a total madhouse, but in the best way possible.

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosions here and there). Trust me, you won’t regret it – unless you’re Trump trying to get those weapons back, then you might wanna steer clear.

Detained Craft: Mental Health Edition

Craft, detained, detention centers, Edition, health, Healthcare, HUMAN RIGHTS, immigrant detention, immigrant health, immigrant healthcare, immigrant rights, Immigrants, immigration, Immigration Policy, long term detention, longer detentions, Mental, mental health, mental health services, mental illness, poor health, psychological trauma, ptsd, Trauma

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	2480
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Astral Projections Made:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	13	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	1

u wanna join dis server cuz we got da best virtual healthcare system in da game. we got doctors n nurses in every corner ready to treat ur pixelated wounds n cure ur virtual PTSD. we even got therapists who specialize in treating ur blocky mental illnesses. join now n get ur mental health on fleek, fam.