Retail MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

7ElevenCraft Minecraft Server

Japan, Proposal, News, Retail, parent company

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just chillin’ in this minecraft server, mining some blocks and stuff, when suddenly a wild 7-Eleven from Japan appears! and get this, the parent company is like, “yo, Canada convenience giant, you wanna take us over?” and the Canada convenience giant is all like, “heck yeah, let’s do this!”

join our minecraft server and experience the epic battle between the 7-Eleven from Japan and the Canada convenience giant! will they merge peacefully or will it be an all-out war? who knows, man, who knows. but one thing’s for sure, it’s gonna be lit AF.

plus, we have the craziest mods and plugins you’ve ever seen. want to ride a flying pig into battle? done. want to turn all the mobs into dancing llamas? easy peasy. want to build a giant statue of a potato? why the heck not!

so come on, join us on this wild ride and see where the madness takes you. who knows, you might just become the ruler of the 7-Eleven empire or the Canada convenience giant. anything is possible in this wacky, unpredictable minecraft server.

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Pay4UrKidsMess

Soda, consequences, Accountability, Store, RESPONSIBILITY

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can escape the chaos of real life and join a world where running wild is not only encouraged, but necessary for survival!

Imagine a world where kids can play peel a boo with shelves without consequences, where knocking over a case of soda leads to epic adventures instead of clean-up duty.

Join us and unleash your inner child as you explore our virtual world filled with endless possibilities. And don’t worry about accidents – we don’t believe in consequences here!

So come on in and let loose, because on our server, the only thing you’ll have to pay for is a good time!

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PriceGaugingRetardsMinecraftSMP

cost of fertilizer, agriculture, cost of living, PriceGaugingRetardsMinecraftSMP, supply chain

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the cost of everything goes up faster than a creeper explosion! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of paying outrageous prices for fertilizer, livestock feed, and food just because… why not?

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the reason for these skyrocketing costs is because the evil Ender Dragon has been hoarding all the resources for herself. Will you be the hero to defeat her and bring balance back to our economy? Or will you just sit back and watch as chaos reigns supreme?

So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where even the simplest things come with a hefty price tag. Who knows, you might just find yourself laughing all the way to the diamond bank!

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BagReturn4NoCommish

shopping etiquette, gift return, returning gift, gift exchange, BagReturn4NoCommish

Looking for a new Minecraft server to join? Look no further than our server, where you won’t find any rude sales assistants trying to steal your commission! Our virtual world is filled with friendly players and helpful admins who will make sure you have the best gaming experience possible.

Join us and explore our vast landscapes, build epic structures, and battle fierce mobs with your friends. And don’t worry, there are no rude NPCs here trying to ruin your day. Plus, if you happen to receive a gift from a stranger on our server, rest assured that it won’t come with any strings attached – unless you count the ones holding up your pixelated armor!

So come on over and join the fun – because on our server, the only thing you’ll be returning is your enemies to the respawn point!

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AutoBrewCraft

autonomous vehicles, Automation, INCREASE, Future, drinking and driving

So, like, imagine a world where self-driving cars are everywhere, right? And then imagine that because people don’t have to focus on driving, they can just party all the time! Like, they’ll be drinking and partying in their cars while they get chauffeured around. So, like, obviously alcohol sales will skyrocket because everyone will be getting turnt up in their self-driving cars.

And like, speaking of turnt up, you should totally join our Minecraft server because it’s like a non-stop party! We have virtual keg stands and pixelated beer pong tournaments. Plus, our virtual bartender is always ready to serve up some virtual drinks.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who is actually just a giant party animal. He’s always down to boogie down and have a good time. So come join us and get ready to party like it’s 1999 (or like it’s the future with self-driving cars and crazy alcohol sales)!

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CraftyAmazonRecall

hazardous products, Retail, consumer advocacy, online shopping, recall alert

so, like, u know how u always wanted to play minecraft on a server that is like, totally wild and cray cray? well, u gotta join this server, cuz it’s like, run by amazon. yep, the same amazon that delivers ur packages and stuff. but get this, they also recall hazardous products, so u know this server is gonna be lit af.

imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly a giant package falls from the sky, and it’s like, filled with explosive creepers or something. or maybe u build a sick house and then amazon is like, nah, that’s a hazard, gotta recall it. so u gotta move to a new location and start all over again.

oh, and did i mention that jeff bezos himself makes a guest appearance on the server every once in a while? he’ll be flying around in a diamond armor suit, throwing money at players and causing chaos. it’s like, the ultimate flex.

so, if u wanna experience the most unpredictable and insane minecraft server ever, join now. just be prepared for the unexpected, cuz with amazon in charge, anything can happen.

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LiquorRx – Docs vs Cashiers!

alcoholism, Diagnosis, alcohol abuse, cashiers, docs

so, like, imagine this, right? you join this epic minecraft server, and suddenly, BAM, you’re surrounded by a bunch of crazy villagers who are all experts at diagnosing alcoholism. forget going to the doctor, these guys know their stuff. they’ll be like “hey, buddy, you’ve been mining too many diamonds and not enough water, you might have a problem.” it’s like therapy and gaming all in one, man. plus, the villagers throw the wildest parties in their little huts, you won’t want to miss out on that. join now and let the villagers help you on your journey to recovery (or not, who knows, they’re pretty drunk most of the time).

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ShopLootinSteve – Minecraft SMP

smp, Guilt, illegal, shoplifting laws, peer pressure

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you steal is someone’s diamonds when they’re not looking? Well, look no further because our server is all about the thrill of shoplifting! Join us and show off your sticky fingers as you swipe all the best loot from our virtual shops. But be careful, because our admins are expert detectives and they will catch you faster than you can say “sticky piston”. So come on down to our server and let’s see if you have what it takes to be the ultimate master thief in Minecraft!

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SalmonellaCraft: Antibiotic-Free Chicken Shop

study, new study, Resistant Salmonella, Isolates, resistance

so, liek, u know how u go to the store to buy sum chicken meat and ur liek “yum yum i luv me sum chicken” but then u find out dat da chicken meat has sum crazy antimicrobial resistant salmonella serovars? like wut even is dat? well, on dis server, we make sure dat our chicken meat is 100% salmonella-free! u can trust us, we got u covered. join us for a wild ride of chicken meat adventures and crazy antimicrobial resistance battles. who knew chicken meat could be so exciting, amirite? so come on down and join da fun, u won’t regret it!

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McRonaldsCraft: 30% Off!

McRonaldsCraft, Store Closures, restaurant chain, fast food, Japan

omg so, liek, u kno how McDonald’s is like, everywhere? well in japan, their system went all cray cray and now 30% of their stores are closed! can u imagine a world without mcdonald’s? it’s like, the end of the world man. but hey, u can still join our epic minecraft server and forget all about those sad, closed mcdonald’s. we got virtual burgers and fries for days, and our system never goes down cuz we got the best tech wizards in town. so come join us and let’s build a world where mcdonald’s never closes, and the fries are always hot and crispy. who needs real life when u got minecraft, amirite?

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