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PriceGaugingRetardsMinecraftSMP

agriculture, Consumer, consumer behavior, cost of fertilizer, cost of living, economic impact, economic theory, feed livestock, food prices, grocery stores, grow food, inflation, Manufacturing, market trends, price gauging, price increases, PriceGaugingRetardsMinecraftSMP, Retail, rising costs, supply chain, Transportation

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the cost of everything goes up faster than a creeper explosion! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of paying outrageous prices for fertilizer, livestock feed, and food just because… why not?

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the reason for these skyrocketing costs is because the evil Ender Dragon has been hoarding all the resources for herself. Will you be the hero to defeat her and bring balance back to our economy? Or will you just sit back and watch as chaos reigns supreme?

So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where even the simplest things come with a hefty price tag. Who knows, you might just find yourself laughing all the way to the diamond bank!

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BagReturn4NoCommish

BagReturn4NoCommish, birthday gift, Commission, Communication, customer service, gift exchange, gift giving, gift return, husband, overreacted, relationship, Retail, retail industry, returning gift, rude behavior, rude sales assistant, sales assistant behavior, sales commission, sales tactics, shopping etiquette, shopping experience

Looking for a new Minecraft server to join? Look no further than our server, where you won’t find any rude sales assistants trying to steal your commission! Our virtual world is filled with friendly players and helpful admins who will make sure you have the best gaming experience possible.

Join us and explore our vast landscapes, build epic structures, and battle fierce mobs with your friends. And don’t worry, there are no rude NPCs here trying to ruin your day. Plus, if you happen to receive a gift from a stranger on our server, rest assured that it won’t come with any strings attached – unless you count the ones holding up your pixelated armor!

So come on over and join the fun – because on our server, the only thing you’ll be returning is your enemies to the respawn point!

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AutoBrewCraft

alcohol sales, AutoBrewCraft, Automation, autonomous vehicles, consumer behavior, convenience, drinking and driving, economic impact, Future, INCREASE, innovation, market growth, predictions, Retail, Safety, self driving cars, societal changes, societal impact, Technology, Transportation, trends

So, like, imagine a world where self-driving cars are everywhere, right? And then imagine that because people don’t have to focus on driving, they can just party all the time! Like, they’ll be drinking and partying in their cars while they get chauffeured around. So, like, obviously alcohol sales will skyrocket because everyone will be getting turnt up in their self-driving cars.

And like, speaking of turnt up, you should totally join our Minecraft server because it’s like a non-stop party! We have virtual keg stands and pixelated beer pong tournaments. Plus, our virtual bartender is always ready to serve up some virtual drinks.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who is actually just a giant party animal. He’s always down to boogie down and have a good time. So come join us and get ready to party like it’s 1999 (or like it’s the future with self-driving cars and crazy alcohol sales)!

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CraftyAmazonRecall

Amazon, consumer advocacy, consumer awareness, consumer education, consumer protection, consumer rights, consumer safety, CraftyAmazonRecall, e commerce, hazardous materials, hazardous products, online marketplace, online shopping, product compliance, product liability, product recall, product regulation, product safety, recall alert, Retail, retail industry

so, like, u know how u always wanted to play minecraft on a server that is like, totally wild and cray cray? well, u gotta join this server, cuz it’s like, run by amazon. yep, the same amazon that delivers ur packages and stuff. but get this, they also recall hazardous products, so u know this server is gonna be lit af.

imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly a giant package falls from the sky, and it’s like, filled with explosive creepers or something. or maybe u build a sick house and then amazon is like, nah, that’s a hazard, gotta recall it. so u gotta move to a new location and start all over again.

oh, and did i mention that jeff bezos himself makes a guest appearance on the server every once in a while? he’ll be flying around in a diamond armor suit, throwing money at players and causing chaos. it’s like, the ultimate flex.

so, if u wanna experience the most unpredictable and insane minecraft server ever, join now. just be prepared for the unexpected, cuz with amazon in charge, anything can happen.

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LiquorRx – Docs vs Cashiers!

addiction, alcohol abuse, alcohol consumption, alcoholism, Awareness, behavioral patterns, cashiers, customer service, DETECTION, Diagnosis, docs, Healthcare, healthcare professionals, intervention, liquor stores, LiquorRx, Medical, mental health, public health, Retail, Screening, substance abuse

so, like, imagine this, right? you join this epic minecraft server, and suddenly, BAM, you’re surrounded by a bunch of crazy villagers who are all experts at diagnosing alcoholism. forget going to the doctor, these guys know their stuff. they’ll be like “hey, buddy, you’ve been mining too many diamonds and not enough water, you might have a problem.” it’s like therapy and gaming all in one, man. plus, the villagers throw the wildest parties in their little huts, you won’t want to miss out on that. join now and let the villagers help you on your journey to recovery (or not, who knows, they’re pretty drunk most of the time).

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ShopLootinSteve – Minecraft SMP

consequences, crime, criminal behavior, dishonesty, Ethics, Guilt, illegal, law enforcement, Minecraft, morality, peer pressure, personal experience, Retail, SECURITY, Shoplifting, shoplifting consequences, shoplifting laws, shoplifting prevention, ShopLootinSteve, smp, stealing, temptation, theft

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you steal is someone’s diamonds when they’re not looking? Well, look no further because our server is all about the thrill of shoplifting! Join us and show off your sticky fingers as you swipe all the best loot from our virtual shops. But be careful, because our admins are expert detectives and they will catch you faster than you can say “sticky piston”. So come on down to our server and let’s see if you have what it takes to be the ultimate master thief in Minecraft!

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SalmonellaCraft: Antibiotic-Free Chicken Shop

AntibioticFree, antimicrobial, antimicrobial resistance, Antimicrobial Resistant, Antimicrobial Resistant Salmonella, chicken, Chicken Meat, emerging, growing concern, Isolates, new study, resistance, Resistant Salmonella, Retail, Retail Chicken, Retail Chicken Meat, Retail Chicken Meat Contains, Salmonella Isolates, Salmonella Serovars, SalmonellaCraft, Shop, study, trends, Trends Explored.

so, liek, u know how u go to the store to buy sum chicken meat and ur liek “yum yum i luv me sum chicken” but then u find out dat da chicken meat has sum crazy antimicrobial resistant salmonella serovars? like wut even is dat? well, on dis server, we make sure dat our chicken meat is 100% salmonella-free! u can trust us, we got u covered. join us for a wild ride of chicken meat adventures and crazy antimicrobial resistance battles. who knew chicken meat could be so exciting, amirite? so come on down and join da fun, u won’t regret it!

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McRonaldsCraft: 30% Off!

Business Interruption, crisis management., customer experience, Customer Impact, fast food, Food Industry, Global Corporation, Japan, japan news, McDonalds, McRonaldsCraft, operational disruption, restaurant chain, Retail, Service Disruption, Store Closures, stores, supply chain disruption, Systems Outage, technology failure, technology issue

omg so, liek, u kno how McDonald’s is like, everywhere? well in japan, their system went all cray cray and now 30% of their stores are closed! can u imagine a world without mcdonald’s? it’s like, the end of the world man. but hey, u can still join our epic minecraft server and forget all about those sad, closed mcdonald’s. we got virtual burgers and fries for days, and our system never goes down cuz we got the best tech wizards in town. so come join us and let’s build a world where mcdonald’s never closes, and the fries are always hot and crispy. who needs real life when u got minecraft, amirite?

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BroSisCraft Minecraft Server

anger, BroSisCraft, brother, Communication, date plans, disability, Doctor, family, hip injury, insensitivity, Manager, Minecraft, misunderstanding, Overtime, reconciliation, RESPONSIBILITY, REST, Retail, Server, sibling, tardiness, Wife, work

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where sibling rivalry reaches new heights! Join us for a chance to experience the drama and chaos of working in the same retail store as your brother, who always has a tardiness issue and a mysterious hip injury from a nasty fall. Will you be the responsible older brother, constantly picking up the slack and putting off date nights with your angry wife? Or will you be the rebellious younger brother, constantly trying to go home early and avoid closing shifts?

Witness the epic battle between brothers as they argue over who gets to go home early, with accusations of insensitivity and childish behavior flying left and right. Will you be the one to smooth things over with a surprise date night, or will you be labeled as the insensitive asshole by friends and coworkers?

Join our server for a chance to experience the thrill of sibling drama, retail shenanigans, and workplace conflicts like never before. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and see if you’re the asshole in this outrageous tale of brotherly love and workplace woes!

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Crafty Mart Minecraft Server

Apparel, bae, big box store, convenience, Crafty, customer service, department store, DISCOUNTS, electronics, everyday low prices, groceries, home goods, household items, in-store pickup, Mart, Minecraft, online shopping, pharmacy, Retail, savings, Server, shopping, Walmart, Walmart Bae

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter, where the creepers wear blue vests and the zombies are just customers looking for the best deals! Join us on Walmart Bae for a shopping experience like no other.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player stumbled upon our server and was immediately greeted by a herd of pigs wearing “Rollback Prices” signs. They were led by a chicken in a greeter uniform who welcomed the player to the most chaotic yet entertaining world they had ever seen.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary “Great Wall of Savings,” a massive structure made entirely of discounted items and coupon codes. Rumor has it that those who reach the top will be rewarded with unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear.

So come on down to Walmart Bae, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional sale on pickaxes). Don’t miss out on the craziest shopping spree of your Minecraft life!

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TipCraft: Where We Tip More Than Just Waiters!

AMERICANS, cab drivers, cashiers, culture, customer service, Etiquette, gratuity, Hospitality, physios, Restaurant, Retail, service industry, service jobs, social norms, taxi, tip, TipCraft, Tipping, tipping culture, tipping practices, Waiters

so like, imagine a minecraft server where every time you tip a waiter in the game, you get like, superpowers or something. but not just any superpowers, like the ability to fly on a giant chicken or shoot fireballs out of your butt. and if you don’t tip, you get cursed with bad luck and have to wear a chicken suit for a whole week.

plus, there’s this secret underground society of physios who will give you massages in exchange for diamonds. but watch out, some of them are actually evil witches in disguise and will turn you into a frog if you don’t pay up.

oh, and the cab drivers in this server are all llamas who can teleport you to different dimensions. but be careful, some of them are really bad at driving and will crash you into a mountain or something.

and don’t even get me started on the cashiers. they’re all zombies who will only accept emeralds as payment. but if you manage to make them laugh, they’ll give you a discount on enchanted weapons and armor.

so yeah, if you’re looking for a wild and wacky minecraft server where tipping is the key to success, then come join us! just be prepared for some crazy adventures and maybe a few chicken suits along the way.

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TaxCraft: Where Pennies Matter!

Cash, Cents, CHANGE, Coins, Currency, economics, Economy, finance, financial system, Government, inflation, legal tender, matter, MONEY, pennies, Retail, rounding, sales tax, shopping, small change, TaxCraft, Transactions

Yo, come join this cray cray Minecraft server where the pennies are like, totally irrelevant because we don’t even have sales tax! Like, who needs pennies when you can be building epic castles and battling dragons in our world? Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party where all the mobs get down and boogie. So, like, what are you waiting for? Join now and leave those pennies behind!

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Mustard Madness: UK to Germany to UK!

Colman’s mustard, complexity, condiments, distribution, efficiency, Food Industry, germany, global trade, International, LOGISTICS, madness, Manufacturing, market, Mustard, OPERATIONs, packaging, production, Retail, Sales, sourcing, supply chain, Transportation, uk

Ever wondered where your favorite condiments come from? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a supply chain that will blow your mind! Our Colman’s mustard is grown in the pixelated fields of the UK, then magically transported to Germany for packaging by flying pigs (yes, you read that right). But wait, it gets even crazier – the mustard is then brought back to the UK by a fleet of enchanted minecarts driven by talking chickens.

If you want to be a part of this wacky supply chain and experience the most bizarre journey of your life, then join our Minecraft server now! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret mustard factory hidden deep within the virtual world. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join us today!

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DiscountCraft

bulk, Costco, Deals, DISCOUNT, DiscountCraft, exclusive, gift card, gift giving, incentives, limited time, loyalty program, MEMBERSHIP, Membership benefits, Promotion, Retail, retail store, Rewards, sale, savings, shopping, special offer

join our epic minecraft server where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of exploding your stuff. we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples. if you join now, you’ll get a pet dragon that shoots fireworks out of its butt. plus, every time you mine a block, a unicorn poops out a stack of diamonds for you. it’s like costco offering discounts on every gift card except their own, but way cooler. come join the fun and let’s build a world of pure insanity together!

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PennywiseCraft

Cash, Cents, Coins, copper coins, Currency, decimal system, Economy, finance, financial transactions, inflation, legal tender, MONEY, Numismatics, pennies, PennywiseCraft, Prices, purchasing power, Retail, rounding, small change, Transactions

OMG u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we still use pennies in prices but like never use pennies in coins. like wut even is dat logic? but it’s sooo fun and random, just like ur crazy aunt Bertha who wears socks with sandals.

Join our server and u might find a secret underground disco party where all the mobs are breakdancing to funky tunes. Or maybe u’ll stumble upon a village of talking llamas who tell dad jokes all day long.

And don’t even get me started on the treasure hunts we have every week. Rumor has it there’s a diamond the size of a chicken nugget hidden somewhere in the world. Will u be the lucky one to find it? Or will u just end up falling into a pit of lava cuz u were too busy trying to tame a wild ocelot?

So come on, join our server and let’s make some memories that will leave u scratching ur head and laughing ur butt off. And remember, always bring ur lucky penny with u, cuz u never know when it might come in handy.

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TGVsGoneWild

criminal activity, Delays, DiSRuPtiON, Europe, France, high speed train, Infrastructure, investigation, malicious acts, Network, paralysed, public transport, Rail, sabotage, SECURITY, sncf, TGV, TGVsGoneWild, Transportation, travel, Vandalism

so, like, imagine this, right? this epic minecraft server is so lit that even france’s high-speed train network got jealous and decided to mess with it. like, they were so shook by how amazing this server is that they just had to try and ruin it with their “malicious acts.” but guess what? they failed miserably because this server is just too dang awesome.

join this server if you want to experience the thrill of battling against evil train networks and coming out victorious. who knew minecraft could be so intense, right? plus, the admins on this server are like superheroes, always there to save the day and make sure everyone is having a blast.

so, what are you waiting for? come join the most epic minecraft server ever and show those pesky train networks who’s boss. trust me, you won’t regret it.

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BoogerCraft: Legends Wipe & Build

Behavior, BoogerCraft, Boogers, BUILD, cleanliness, Etiquette, FAMOUS, famous individuals, famous people, famous personalities, habits, historical events, Historical figures, History, hygiene, iconic figures, important person, influential, Legends, Manners, personal hygiene, societal norms, wipe, world

join our epic minecraft server where we celebrate the art of booger wiping! 🤮

imagine building a booger monument in the shape of a giant nose, or participating in our daily booger flicking contests! 💦

rumor has it, if you find the legendary golden booger hidden somewhere in the server, you will be granted three wishes by the booger fairy! 🧚‍♂️

we have booger-themed mini-games, booger crafting recipes, and even booger pets that follow you around and leave a trail of slime wherever they go! 🐌

so come on down to our server and let’s get boogerific! 🤢💚🤮

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Terralum Vanilla

Chill, Community, Cooperative, Economy, Friendly, Hangout, Mature, No Griefing, No pvp, non toxic, Peaceful, player-driven, PvE, quality of life, Resource worlds, Sandbox, Server Events, Social, Survival, Vanilla, Vanilla Plus, Whitelist

Terralum is a mostly vanilla server that adds some quality of life, while not upsetting the balance too much. We are looking for players that just want to hang out and play Minecraft, without the drama.

A quick list describing the server: – Whitelisted – 16+ age requirement – No P2W whatsoever – Basic teleportation (/home, /spawn) – Item based economy – No griefing or PvP – Resource worlds

Check the Discord to apply for whitelisting.

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AngelladaWorld

Air drops, Anarchy, armor, Bosses, Enchantment, Hardcore, INCREASED, Levels, mobs, PvE, PvP, Quests, Traders, weapon

New armor and weapon attributes 40 new mobs Quests Traders Bosses Air drops Enchantment levels increased to level 15

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RozeCraft: Geass Recapture Server

action, Alternate Universe, Anime, Britannia, C.C, code geass, geass, Knightmare, Lelouch, Mecha, mind control, new episode, Rebellion, Recapture, Rozé of the Recapture, RozeCraft, Sakuya, Server, strategy, Supernatural, Suzaku, Thriller, War, watch

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding pigs, dancing chickens, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Sakuya, a mystical creature who can grant you three wishes if you can find her hidden lair. Rumor has it that one wish involves unlimited diamonds, another involves a pet dragon, and the third wish… well, let’s just say it involves a lifetime supply of cake.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to watch out for the prankster villagers who love to play tricks on unsuspecting players. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the chaos and hilarity that awaits you on our server. See you there!

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Minecraft SMP: TheLearningCreeper

curse words, Digital Media, discovery, education, Entertainment, funny, hmmm, humor, internet, internet culture, knowledge, learn something new, Minecraft, new skills, online learning, online tutorials, search engine, self improvement, smp, Technology, TheLearningCreeper, video content, youtube video

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most insane place to play Minecraft!

Join us for epic adventures like riding pigs off cliffs, building giant statues of creepers, and battling evil chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with treasure, a hidden village where the villagers do the Macarena all day long, and a magical portal that leads to a land made entirely of cheese.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself! Just be warned, once you enter, you may never want to leave.

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AdoptedBlockParty

adjustment, AdoptedBlockParty, adoptive children, approved to adopt, coddling, Excited, family visit, fertility struggles, happy time, high stress, Letters, meet halfway, OVERWHELMING, Pictures, pushback, Routine, settling in, Siblings, suitable match, tense atmosphere

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and follows the rules? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild adoption story on steroids!

Join our server and experience the thrill of unexpected surprises, just like when this couple thought they were adopting one child but ended up with a pair of siblings! Who knows what kind of craziness awaits you in our virtual world?

And just like this couple, we don’t back down on our rules. We don’t let anyone coddle you with easy gameplay or hand-holding. You’ll have to adjust and adapt just like those poor kids who had to adjust to their new family. But hey, at least you won’t have pushy family members trying to visit you during your first month on the server!

So, if you’re ready for a rollercoaster of emotions and a truly unique Minecraft experience, join our server now! Who knows, maybe you’ll end up with more than you bargained for, just like this couple did!

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InsomniacCraft

bedtime, circadian rhythm, humans, insomnia, InsomniacCraft, Sleep, sleep cycle, sleep deprivation, sleep difficulties, sleep difficulties in humans, sleep disorders, sleep disturbances, sleep duration, sleep habits, sleep health, sleep patterns, sleep problems, sleep quality, sleep research, sleep science

join dis epic minecraft server cuz we got beds dat make u fall asleep INSTANTLY like a sloth on a sugar rush. no more waiting around for ur character to get some shut eye, just plop on dat bed and BAM u out like a light. plus, we got a secret potion dat makes u dream of building giant castles made of cheese. trust me, u wanna be a part of dis wild ride. come join us and sleep like a pro, cuz humans ain’t got nothin’ on us.

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AncientCraft

building, Classes, Community, Crafting, Dungeons, Economy, Events, Exploration, Factions, FANTASY, Magic, MCMMO, Medieval, Minigames, multiplayer, PvP, Questing, Races, Realms, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to AncientCraft SMP! Server IP: play.ancientcraft.one Discord: discord.ancientcraft.one Step into AncientCraft, where adventure, community, and epic battles await! Our server offers a unique blend of classic Minecraft survival with exciting new twists. Features: Resource World for gathering materials. Custom Ranks from Member to Ancient. Grief Prevention with GriefDefender. Epic Plugins like mcMMO, Jobs, QuickShop-Hikari. Player Shops with ChestShop. Custom Commands for easy navigation. Holograms & NPCs for dynamic interaction. Join our friendly community where players of all skill levels are welcome. Our dedicated staff team ensures a smooth and enjoyable experience for everyone. Follow our rules on our website. Join us today and embark on an epic journey in AncientCraft! Adventure awaits!

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0b2t

0BUILDER0TOOLS, 2024.., 2b2t, Alternative, Anarchy, Cracked, FrameDupe, full vanilla, Hardcore, home, KitPvP, Lavadupe, no admins, No Rules, Tpa

[0BUILDER0TOOLS] Cracked anarchy alternative 2b2t in 2024 Tpa and home no rules no admins Full Vanilla framedupe and Lavadupe

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