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PhoneFlipperPro

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	2807
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Runes Activated:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that sticks to its word like I stick to not taking back those used phones? Look no further! Join our server for the most epic adventures and drama-filled transactions. Just like that guy trying to return those phones, you’ll be blown away by the excitement and thrill of our server. Who needs a 30-day return policy when you can have endless fun and chaos on our server? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

Epic Horizon Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	1451
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Runes Activated:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	288	Magic Items Found:	7538
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2

Join our Minecraft server and find out how big is too big! We’ve got giant blocks, massive structures, and endless possibilities for you to explore. Get lost in a world where everything is oversized and nothing is off limits. Why settle for small when you can go big or go home? Join now and see if you can handle the epic scale of our server. Don’t be a square, come join the fun!

Casualty Crew Minecraft SMP

Accidents, Adrenaline, bets, BETTING, car casualties, casualty, Competition, crashes, CREW, drivers, Entertainment, EXCITEMENT, f1, Formula 1, gambling, Grand Prix, high risk, Minecraft, motorsport, predictions, Race Team, Racing, smp, sports, Teams

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	8402
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Crops Grown:	7319	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Endless Night Skies:	3
Magic Items Found:	6341	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and players? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe don’t grief too much, but who’s counting?).

We’ve got players who can build entire cities in a day, players who can tame dragons and ride them into battle, and players who have a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold. And that’s just the tip of the iceberg!

Join now and place your bets on who will be the next player to accidentally blow up their own house with TNT, or who will be the first to tame a herd of wild llamas and ride them into the sunset. The possibilities are endless on our server, so what are you waiting for? Join now and let the chaos begin!

CringeCraft

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	776
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13
Dragon Eggs Found:	2121	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Magic Items Found:	2152

Remember that time you accidentally called your teacher “mom” in front of the whole class? Well, forget about that because on our Minecraft server, you can create epic builds and battle it out with other players to become the ultimate ruler of the land! Join us and make new memories that will make your old embarrassing ones seem like a walk in the park. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine hidden deep within the server where you can strike it rich and become the wealthiest player around. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and leave your embarrassing memories in the dust!

PangolinPillageCraft

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	4567
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Villages Defended:	6
Void Armor Forged:	30	Animals Bred:	106
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Meteorites Collected:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	20	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

come join our minecraft server where we have more excitement than nigerian authorities seizing pangolin scales! we got so much fun, you’ll be arrested for trafficking in good times! build your own pangolin sanctuary and protect those cute little guys from the evil poachers. but watch out, there’s a major suspect on the loose trying to steal all the pangolins for himself. team up with other players to take him down and save the day! join now for a wild adventure like no other!

NoFear News Server

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	7665
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Alien Abductions:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12

LOLZ COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER IF U WANNA ESCAPE THE FEAR-INDUCING NEWS INDUSTRY! WE GOT CREEPERS THAT EXPLODE LIKE CLICKBAIT HEADLINES AND ZOMBIES THAT MOAN LIKE SCARY POLITICIANS! BUILD A HOUSE AND HIDE FROM THE FAKE NEWS MONSTERS! ALSO, OUR DIAMONDS ARE MADE OF UNICORN TEARS AND OUR PIGS CAN FLY! TRUST US, IT’S BETTER THAN READING ABOUT THE END OF THE WORLD! #FAKENEWSFREEZONE #MINECRAFTFORLIFE

Impatiently Patient Craft

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	9962
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Dimension Hops:	8
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Secret Passages Found:	8
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

Are you tired of waiting around for things to happen on your boring old Minecraft server? Are you sick of feeling impatience creeping up on you like a sneaky creeper? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save the day!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans. Our server is like a magical land where patience is a thing of the past and impatience reigns supreme. You’ll never have to wait for anything again, because everything happens instantly!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and BAM! You’ve got a full inventory in seconds. You’re building a castle and BOOM! It’s finished before you can say “redstone.” Our server is so fast-paced, you’ll feel like you’re living in a Minecraft fever dream.

But that’s not all! Our community is full of the most patient players you’ll ever meet. They’ll help you navigate our crazy world and show you the ropes. Plus, our staff is always on hand to make sure you’re having the time of your life.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and say goodbye to impatience forever. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Banana Sandwich

#addons, 1.21.4, banana, Cheating, dedicated members, diamond-based, Discord, Events, Good Vibes, Griefing, Invisible item frames, Join, Minigames, new players, Passionate players, Player Base, Plooop, sandwich, Server, smp, Vanilla, Whitelist, Whitelisted

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	7310
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Farms Harvested:	240	Gods Slained:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Crops Grown:	1129	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Version	1.21.4
Addons	Minimal (Playerheads, Armor stand editor, invisible item frames)
Economy	Diamond-based
Community	Average age in the lower 20s, but all ages welcome!
Voice Chat	Yes, we love to chat!

FAQ

How can I join the server?

Contact Plooop on Discord and join using this link.

What kind of players are you looking for?

We’re looking for dedicated members who are passionate about Minecraft and follow our basic rules of no griefing or cheating.

Do you have any events or minigames on the server?

Yes, we host fun events and minigames regularly to keep the community engaged and excited.

Is the server newbie-friendly?

Yes, new players are welcome to join and explore the server with the help of our dedicated player base.

Minecraft server: Echoes of Elysium

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	4968
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Votes:	2394
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Enchantments Applied:	267

Yo, listen up you blockheads! If you ain’t playin’ on this server, you’re missing out big time! We got volumes cranked up to 11, so you can hear those creepers sneaking up on you from a mile away. And let me tell ya, the PvP battles here are so intense, it’s like watching a llama fight a zombie! Plus, our community is so lit, it’s like a party in the Nether. So come join us and experience the madness for yourself!

Fearful Boboid Minecraft SMP

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	8736
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Secret Passages Found:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is so wild that even the creepers have started forming dance parties instead of exploding! – The villagers have formed a secret underground society where they trade emeralds for rare enchanted items… and dance battles. – Our server owner once tamed a dragon and rode it into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen. True story. – We have a secret hidden treasure chest that contains unlimited diamonds, but you have to defeat a horde of killer bunnies to get to it.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and see if you can survive the madness! Remember, the bottom is in…whatever that means.

FiancéCraft Minecraft Server

Best Friend, Boundaries, Chronic illness, Commitment, Communication, compassion, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, Empathy, Fiance, FiancéCraft, flare up, friendship, love, loyalty, Minecraft, Priorities, relationships, Respect, Server, Support, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	7398
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	95	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Star Shards Collected:	80
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value love and loyalty above all else! Join us for insane adventures and outrageous stories that will make you forget all about real life drama.

Need a break from friends who don’t understand your priorities? Look no further! On our server, we support each other through thick and thin, no matter how crazy the circumstances.

Imagine building a virtual world where your love for your partner shines brighter than any diamond block. Take care of your in-game loved ones and watch your relationships flourish in ways you never thought possible.

So why join our server? Because here, we don’t just play Minecraft – we live it, love it, and laugh through it all. Come be a part of our wacky community and experience a gaming experience like no other. Plus, we have virtual hugs and support for days – who needs real-life drama when you have a Minecraft family like ours?