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Mall Whore Minecraft Server

compulsive shopper, consumer culture, consumerism, fashion junkie, fashion lover, fashionista, impulse buying, Mall, mall rat, mallaholic, mallwhore, materialistic, Minecraft, retail addict, retail addiction, retail junkie, retail obsession, retail therapy, retail therapy addict, Server, Shopaholic, shopping addict, shopping spree, whore

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	9056
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring players? Well, look no further because our server is run by a self-proclaimed “mallwhore” who will show you the ropes in style! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond-studded shopping sprees, creeper fashion shows, and a secret underground club where the zombies know how to party. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and become a part of our fabulous world!

StepSibSquadCraft

blended family, family bonding, family boundaries, family communication, family conflict, family connections, family dynamics, family love, family loyalty, family relationships, Family Support, family time, family traditions, family unity, Family Values, grandkid time, Grandparents, half siblings, step siblings, stepfamily, StepSibSquadCraft

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	9378
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Meteorites Collected:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands family drama better than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to escape the real world and immerse yourself in a world where grandparents play favorites and stepfamily BBQs are a must-attend event.

Join now for a chance to experience the thrill of navigating complex family dynamics, just like our player who juggles time between loving grandparents and a stepfamily that’s always up for a BBQ. Will you choose to include everyone in grandparent time, or will you keep it exclusive like a VIP club? The choice is yours!

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to explore a world where family drama is just as intense as a creeper explosion. Join our server now and let the craziness begin!

BlockLifeAccepted

acceptance, BlockLifeAccepted, Emotional healing, inner peace, introspection, letting go, life journey, life lessons, mindfulness, moving forward, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, Self Discovery, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-empowerment, self-fulfillment, self-realization

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	7020
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Enchantments Applied:	259	Elemental Crystals Collected:	68
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9

Have you accepted that your life is lacking in epic adventures, thrilling quests, and hilarious shenanigans? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to change all that!

Join us and embark on a journey like no other, where you can ride pigs into battle, build a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks, and engage in epic dance parties with creepers.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, a group of feathered warriors who will fight by your side and lay delicious eggs for you to feast on.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a land filled with talking llamas and flying pigs. The possibilities are endless, and the laughter is guaranteed.

Kraicraft: Drone Demolition

air defense, Conflict, Defense, defense strategy, defense systems, demolition, Destroys, drone, eastern europe, international relations, Kraicraft, Krasnodar Krai, Military, military equipment, military operation, russia, SECURITY, Shahed drones, Technology, UAVs, Ukrainian Army, unmanned aerial vehicles, WARFARE

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	2715
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	372	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where ukrainian army destroys 400 shahed drones in russia’s krasnodar krai EVERY DAY!!! if u like explosions and chaos, this is the server for u! we have crazy battles and epic quests that will make ur head spin! plus, our community is full of hilarious players who will keep u laughing all day long. so what r u waiting for? join now and be a part of the madness!

Taste Bud Adventures

Adventures, Bud, Chemicals, Culinary, culinary creations, delicious tastes, discovery, experimentation, Exploration, flavor profiles, Flavors, Food, food science, Gastronomy, innovation, missing out, PALATE, produce, sensory experience, sensory perception, Taste, taste buds, unique ingredients

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	5562
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Star Shards Collected:	171	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Buildings Constructed:	46	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Farms Harvested:	175	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Falling into the Void:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	8

Yo, u gotta join dis server cuz we got magical unicorns dat poop out diamonds and rainbows. like, who wouldn’t wanna ride a sparkly unicorn into battle, amirite?

Also, our server is haunted by friendly ghosts who give u super powers like flying and shooting fireballs outta ur butt. it’s lit, fam.

Oh, and did I mention we have a secret underground club where all the mobs hang out and throw epic dance parties? yeah, it’s wild.

So, if u wanna experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft server ever, come join us and let’s get weird together. Trust me, u won’t regret it.

Calorie Cut Craft

calorie, Craft, Cut, cutting calories, eating less, genetics, immune health, increased lifespan, longer life, longevity benefits, metabolic improvements, Mice, physiological indicators, resiliency, study, weight loss

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	6556
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Votes:	5316	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

so like, u wanna live longer? well dis server is da key to immortality, bro! we got mice studies dat show eatin less can like, make u live FOREVER. like, who needs weight loss when u can just eat less and be immortal? join now and unlock da secrets of longevity through caloric restriction. our server is like, da fountain of youth but in Minecraft form. come join us and be forever young, my dudes. #immortality #caloricrestriction #minecraftlife

Welcome to Enival, where trust is as rare as diamonds and the community is as vanilla as our SMP server!

Applications, apply, Community, Datapacks, diamonds, Discord, Enival, Explore, Fresh, Griefers, Hangout, Immersive, Play, Qol, rare, Server, smp, Suggestions, Trust, Vanilla, World Map

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	3185
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	12	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6

Server Name	Enival
Server Type	Semi-vanilla, trust based Minecraft survival server
Launch Date	Few weeks ago

Overview:

Enival is a fresh, vanilla Minecraft survival server with a small, chill community. The server offers proximity chat for a more immersive experience, allows players to suggest and vote on changes, and has a whitelist system to keep griefers out. It also includes a few quality-of-life mods/datapacks for a better gameplay experience and does not have teleportation commands to maintain a vanilla experience.

FAQ:

What is Enival?

Enival is a semi-vanilla, trust based Minecraft survival server that launched a few weeks ago, looking for more players.

What features does Enival offer?

Proximity chat for an immersive experience
A small, chill community to hang out with
Voting and suggestion system for server changes
Whitelist application process to keep griefers out
Quality-of-life mods/datapacks for an enhanced gameplay
No teleportation commands to maintain a vanilla experience

How can I join Enival?

To join Enival, you can check out the server’s world map at http://45.81.254.14:6969 and apply in the Discord server at https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g.

Shitty Pizza Minecraft Server

americano pizza, bad taste, DISAPPOINTING, Homemade Pizza, Italian Cuisine, italian food, mia nonna, Minecraft, nonna, pizza, pizza comparison, pizza critique, pizza crust, pizza disappointment, pizza experience, pizza flavors, pizza ingredients, pizza quality, pizza review, pizza toppings, Server, shitty, traditional recipe

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	6202
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13

Are you tired of bland, boring pizza that tastes nothing like your nonna used to make? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server serves up the most authentic Italian pizza you’ll ever taste! Our virtual pizzeria is run by a team of nonnas who have been perfecting their recipes for generations. Join our server and indulge in a slice of nostalgia (and pepperoni) like never before! Trust us, your taste buds will thank you.

Bet On Minecraft SMP

Bellatrix will be South Asian, Bet.., Cedric will be mulatto, Diversity, Dumbledore will be white, Dursley’s will be white, Filch will be white, Hagrid will be black, Harry will be white but swarthy, Hermoinie will be black, Hogwarts, Lupin will be white, Malfoys will be white, McGonagle will be black, Minecraft, Neville will be white, Nymphadora will be East Asian, Pettigrew will be white, Place your bets, race representation, Ron will be white ginger, Sirius will be South Asian, smp, Snape will be East Asian, Voldemort will be white

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	7769
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Love Letters Sent:	11	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Animals Bred:	80
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	2765
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Legendary Items Repaired:	6

🤣 Welcome to the wackiest Minecraft SMP ever! Join us for a magical adventure where Harry is a swarthy white dude (or maybe half South Asian, who knows), Hermione is a black queen, and Ron is a ginger goofball who’s even dumber and lamer than usual. Dumbledore is a white dude, but his fabulous homosexuality is front and center (played by the one and only Ben Daniels).

Snape is an East Asian or hapa hottie (Henry Golding or that dude from Warrior), McGonagall is a fierce black woman (Adjoa Andoh slaying the game), and Lupin is just your average white dude. Nymphadora is an East Asian cutie, the Malfoys are even more bigoted and white (Tom Felton is Lucius, of course), and Hagrid is a big black dude (think the guy from Sweet Tooth).

Voldemort is a white incel (think teenage DJ Qualls, yikes), Pettigrew is just your average white guy, and Sirius is a “badboy” South Asian (played by Sayid from Lost or Vilgefortz from The Witcher). Bellatrix, being related to Sirius, is also South Asian and fierce as heck.

Neville might be white, but who knows, he might get poo’d (😂), Cedric is a mulatto dreamboat, Filch is a creepy white dude, and the Hogwarts student and faculty body is a wild mix of 50% white, 40% black, and 10% everything else. Come join the chaos and let’s make some magical memories together! ✨🧙‍♂️🔮 #MinecraftMadness

EvilCraftersUnite

atrocities, Cruelty, Dark History, Despicable, devil incarnate, dictator, Evil, EvilCraftersUnite, Genocide, heinous crimes, History, Infamous, Inhumanity, MALEVOLENT, Monstrous, most evil person, ruthless, Tyrant, Villain, war criminal, Wicked

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	2622
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	5432	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	54	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Villages Defended:	11
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Forget about historical figures like Hitler or Stalin, the real evil mastermind is the owner of this Minecraft server! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being ruled by a tyrant who will stop at nothing to make your gaming experience as chaotic as possible.

Our server is filled with insane challenges and obstacles that will test your skills and patience to the limit. From lava-filled mazes to zombie-infested dungeons, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

But don’t worry, it’s not all doom and gloom. Our evil overlord also loves to throw epic parties with fireworks, music, and unlimited cake. So come join us if you dare, and see if you have what it takes to survive in the most diabolical Minecraft server ever created!

CraftyCorruptionEU

Accountability, anti-corruption, authoritarianism, Corruption, CraftyCorruptionEU, Democracy, democracy in crisis, eastern europe, EU, european politics, european union, Fidesz, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, Hungary, opposition leader, Orbán, Politics, Rule of Law, transparency, Viktor Orbán

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	4667
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35	Falling into the Void:	3

join our epic minecraft server and escape the corruption of hungary under orbán! our server is a magical land where you can build your own utopia without fear of corrupt leaders! we have flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground disco where herobrine himself likes to party! come join us and let’s overthrow the corrupt overlords of hungary by building the most epic minecraft castle ever seen! let’s show orbán who’s boss in the world of blocks and pixels!