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CraftyRetailReddits

can’t make this up, CraftyRetailReddits, customer interactions, customer service, funny stories, redditors, retail experiences, retail horror stories, retail humor, retail industry, retail life, retail madness, retail nightmares, retail problems, retail struggles, retail tales, retail workers, retail workers unite, Stories, UNBELIEVABLE, worked in retail

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	7938
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Towns Built:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Elemental Crystals Collected:	36
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Emeralds Found:	7239
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Enchantments Applied:	227

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or laughs? Well, look no further because our server is like a retail store on steroids! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of zombie pigmen start a flash mob dance party right in front of you. Or how about the time a creeper walked into a bar and ordered a round of TNT shots for everyone?

Join our server for non-stop wacky adventures and hilarious moments that you truly can’t make up. From random llama parades to chicken beauty pageants, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So come on down and see for yourself why this Minecraft server is the craziest and most entertaining place to be!

Cube Universe

Adventure, Bedwars, Buildbattle, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Faction, Hardcore, KitPvP, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	2292
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	381	Mines Excavated:	4077
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Secret Passages Found:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9

cube universe is a new server so we have a Christmas little event you can get free things for the month and we have free ranks do /ranks in game it tell you what you need to get that rank. we do plan to add more to this server just not yet if you have any suggestions of what you like to see in this server join our discord

play.cubeuniverse.pro

Blocky Brown Minecraft Server

#venting, Angry, bitterness, blocky, BROWN, BROWNCELS, Frustrated, incel, internet culture, Loneliness, male entitlement, marginalized group, Minecraft, Misogyny, negative emotions, Online Community, online forums, Resentment, seethe, self-pity, Server, social rejection, toxic behavior, toxic masculinity

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	7508
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Falling into the Void:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	78

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further than our server, where the browncels seethe with jealousy at our epic builds and crazy adventures!

Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. Our community is filled with hilarious characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

But beware, the browncels are always lurking, waiting to sabotage your creations and steal your precious loot. Will you rise above the seething masses and become a legend in our server, or will you fall victim to their devious schemes?

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the hero we never knew we needed. Just watch out for those sneaky browncels!

This is my Oshi – Minecraft SMP

Admiration, appreciation, cute, dancer, dedicated fan, fan favorite, girl group, Idol, J-pop, Japanese idol, Kawaii, Minecraft, Music, Oshi, Performer, positive vibes, Role Model, Singer, smp, Support, TALENTED, talented artist

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	9955
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Enchantments Applied:	90	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	91
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	16

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP ever! If you’re looking for a server where anything goes and the only rule is to have fun, then you’ve come to the right place. Our server is run by a group of deranged llamas who have a penchant for pranking each other and causing general mayhem.

Join us if you want to participate in epic building competitions where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few blocks). Or maybe you’re more into exploring our custom-generated world, complete with secret dungeons and hidden treasures. Just watch out for the killer bunnies – they may look cute, but they will wreck you.

But the real reason you should join our server is for the chance to meet Oshi, our resident chicken who thinks she’s a queen. She struts around the server like she owns the place, and if you don’t say something nice about her, she’ll unleash her army of zombie pigmen on you. Trust us, you don’t want to mess with Oshi.

So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe a few exploding llamas. See you in the game!

SmiteSMP

AFK zones, auction house, Auctions, Bounties, Competitive Gaming, Cross-Play, donutsmp, Economy, economy server, Economy System, Economy-based gameplay, Hardcore, minecraft server, multiplayer server, Online Multiplayer, Player vs Player, PvP, PvP enabled, pvp server, Shops, Survival, survival server, Vanilla

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	765
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Crops Grown:	4016	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	7

Welcome to SmiteSMP!

This server is based on an economy where pvp is enabled worldwide! At first glance, the server looks like DonutSMP, which is to be expected because the server was inspired by them!

The server offers auctions, bounties, shops, afk zones and much more that you can view when entering the server.

We are waiting for you on the server to prove that you are the best pvper!

smitesmp.lol

Nexaria

Capture the Flag, Community, Cross-Play, Custom Enchants, Discord, Dungeons, Economy, great SMP server, History, ip address, join community, Koth, LifeSteal, Lootboxes, minecraft server, Nexaria, opportunity, play.nexariamc.net, PvE, PvP, PVP Events, smp server, store.nexariamc.net, Survival, unparalleled experience

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	5245
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Void Gems Collected:	34	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	17	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

Nexaria is one of the greatest SMP servers you will ever play. An unparalleled experience that you won’t feel anywhere else. Come along and join our community at discord.gg/nexaria.

Features! – PvP Events (KoTH, Capture the Flag, Lootboxes, and more!) – Custom Enchants – Dungeons …and much more!

Dont miss this opportunity to be apart of history.

IP: play.nexariamc.net Discord: discord.gg/nexaria Store: store.nexariamc.net

play.nexariamc.net

Bakato server Minecraft

admin staff, Applications, Bakato, banner, careful selection, classic, Discord, Events, friendly community, lamp atmosphere, Meetings, minecraft server, no overworld wipes, No Private, No Wipes, Pirate, Players, Russian, server description, server-wide buildings, Survival, Telegram, Vanilla, VKontakte, voice chats, Whitelist

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	6374
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Ores Mined:	8772	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Secret Passages Found:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16

What is Bakato Server

Complete vanilla! No game plugins!

The administration is playing with you

Lamp atmosphere

Friendly community

The admin staff always comes to the rescue

Frequent meetings in voice chats

Server-wide buildings. Everyone can participate!

Events!

Careful selection of players.

Whitelist

No overworld wipes!

Applications are accepted both via Telegram, Discord and VKontakte!

mc.bakato.ru

Rasputin’s Blood Minecraft Server

Assassination, Blood, Conspiracy, CURSE, dark magic, folklore, History, Imperial, Intrigue, legend, Minecraft, Mystery, Mysticism, Myth, rasputin, Rasputins, romanov, royal, Russian, Server, Supernatural, Tsar, Veins

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	8715
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Magic Items Found:	3650
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	17

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have players who claim to be direct descendants of Rasputin himself! That’s right, you could be mining diamonds next to someone who has the blood of a Russian mystic running through their veins. Who knows what kind of crazy powers they might have inherited?

Join our server and embark on epic quests to uncover the secrets of Rasputin’s lineage. Will you discover hidden powers within yourself? Will you be able to withstand the dark forces that may be lurking in the shadows? Only one way to find out!

But beware, not everyone on the server is who they claim to be. There are rumors of shape-shifting players who can transform into mobs at will. You never know who might be watching you, ready to strike when you least expect it.

So come on, join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become a part of Minecraft history as the next descendant of Rasputin.

Steam Winter Sale Minecraft SMP

digital downloads, DISCOUNTS, Gaming, gaming bargains, Gaming Community, gaming deals, gaming event, gaming sales, gaming season, holiday gaming, holiday sales, Minecraft, pc games, PC Gaming, sale, smp, Steam, steam deals, Steam discounts, steam winter sale, video games, Winter, winter gaming, winter sale event, year-end sale

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	5234
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	2267
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Ores Mined:	3824	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride on steroids! We have flying pigs, talking sheep, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Join us before the Steam Winter Sale ends and experience the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stick to watching grass grow).

fancier

+1.16 versions, Anarchy, Anarchy Practice, best, Boxpvp, Duels, Fancy, minecraft server, Modes, PvP, SKYGEN, Supported, TowerPvP

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	5851
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Magic Items Found:	3232	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
New Chunks Explored:	296201	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Mines Excavated:	4981
Enchantments Applied:	299	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7

The best Minecraft server with many modes, you will find here, among others: BoxPvP, SkyGen, Anarchy Practice, Duels and TowerPvP. Welcome, all +1.16 versions are supported!

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Marvel Rivals Minecraft Server

Addictive, card game, collectible, Community, competitive, Entertainment, fanbase, gameplay, Gaming, Marvel, marvel rivals, marvel universe, Minecraft, mobile game, online play, Popular, Rivals, Server, strategy, success, Superheroes, Tournaments, Villains

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	6246
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Falling into the Void:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	9557
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Towns Built:	7
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building a dirt house? Well, look no further because our server is like a superhero showdown in the world of blocks!

Join our server and become a Minecraft superhero, battling it out with other players in epic Marvel-inspired battles. Want to shoot webs like Spider-Man? Go for it! Want to smash things like the Hulk? You got it! Want to be as rich as Tony Stark? Well, you might have to mine a lot of diamonds for that one.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has exclusive mini-games like Iron Man’s Iron Minecart Madness and Thor’s Hammer Toss. Plus, every Sunday we host a massive Avengers-style battle where players can team up to take down the Ender Dragon – who just so happens to be wearing a Thanos gauntlet.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become the Minecraft hero you were always meant to be. And remember, with great blocks comes great responsibility!