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Mall Whore Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	8004
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	190	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	35
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	42
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Potions Brewed:	61
Zombie Dances:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring players? Well, look no further because our server is run by a self-proclaimed “mallwhore” who will show you the ropes in style! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond-studded shopping sprees, creeper fashion shows, and a secret underground club where the zombies know how to party. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and become a part of our fabulous world!

Blocky Bling Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	9935
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Emeralds Found:	4665
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and you’ll have the chance to win the most valuable piece of /a/ memorabilia ever seen in the Minecraft world. Rumor has it that it’s a diamond pickaxe signed by Notch himself while riding a pig!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for stand-up comedy. You’ll be laughing your blocky head off as he tells jokes while you battle him for epic loot.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, funniest, and most outrageous Minecraft adventures of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

Dreamt About Graphs Again Minecraft SMP

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	9880
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	62	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	9339
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25	Soul Contracts Signed:	3

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is just blocks and mobs? Well, look no further because on our server, everything is graphs! That’s right, even the trees and animals are graph-shaped.

But that’s not all – we have the craziest community you’ll ever meet. Our players are so dedicated to the server that they dream about graphs every night. It’s like they’ve been hypnotized by the sheer awesomeness of our graph-filled world.

And if you think that’s wild, just wait until you hear about our events. We have weekly graph-building competitions where players have to create the most epic graph structures you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you’ve never seen graphs like this before.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and immerse yourself in a world where everything is graphs and the fun never stops!

Vid Horders Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	9778
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimension Hops:	8	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Falling into the Void:	0	Alien Abductions:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as juicy as the latest gossip? Well, look no further because our server is like a scandalous reality show meets a blocky adventure!

Join us and uncover the secrets of players past, like that time someone built a giant statue of their ex-boyfriend out of diamond blocks! Or maybe you’ll stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with love letters and potions of heartbreak.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to epic quests and challenges that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a love triangle with two creepers fighting for your affection.

So come on down to our server and get ready for a wild ride of drama, romance, and pixelated chaos. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft?

Stinky! Minecraft SMP

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	3825
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Runes Activated:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Void Gems Collected:	27
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	5862

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not blow up too many things).

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately you’re greeted by a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat. Why? Who knows! But it’s there and it’s fabulous. And don’t even get us started on the roller coaster that goes through a lava pit – it’s the hottest ride in town!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Pigman King, who rules over the land with an iron hoof. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond sword that shoots fireworks. Yeah, it’s as awesome as it sounds.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for a wild ride filled with laughs, chaos, and maybe a little bit of stinkiness. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a pair of nose plugs – things can get a little funky around here!

Cheeky Kiss Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	3701
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Villages Defended:	11	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Magic Items Found:	7178
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Potions Brewed:	63
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building houses and mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have non whites cheek kissing each other left and right! That’s right, forget about crafting tools and fighting mobs, on our server, the real challenge is navigating the intricate world of social etiquette and cultural norms. Join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about the game. Plus, who knows, you might just learn a thing or two about cheek kissing along the way!

Minecraft SMP: Kill Zone Series

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	7082
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Crops Grown:	6880	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7

Get ready to embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Our SMP is like no other, filled with crazy challenges, unexpected twists, and a community of players who are just as wacky as you are.

Join us if you want to test your skills in building the tallest tower made entirely of diamond blocks, or if you’re brave enough to take on the Ender Dragon armed only with a carrot. Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride chickens into battle and the winner gets a crown made of feathers.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hidden somewhere in the world, complete with glowstone dance floors and DJ skeletons spinning the hottest tracks.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive and thrive in our crazy, chaotic world. Trust us, you won’t regret it… probably.

The Shiori Novella – Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	5427
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	9733	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Mines Excavated:	2710
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Alien Abductions:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55	Holy Grails Found:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a land filled with talking cows, flying pigs, and dancing creepers. They were so entertained that they forgot to eat, sleep, or even blink for three days straight! That’s the kind of immersive experience you can expect here.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that deep within the server lies a hidden treasure guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes. Only the bravest and most skilled players dare to seek it out. Will you be one of them?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that on our server, diamonds rain from the sky every hour on the hour. You’ll never have to mine for them again! So come join us and embark on the craziest, most hilarious adventure of your Minecraft life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Hey Faggots, Minecraft SMP King

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	1916
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	2121	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

Hey losers, welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we embrace the chaos and craziness of the game! My name is John, and I’m here to show you a good time filled with laughs and epic moments.

Join us if you want to escape the real world and dive into a world where anything is possible. We don’t take ourselves too seriously here, so get ready for some wild adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

We have a strict “no boring people allowed” policy, so if you’re looking for a boring, normal server, look elsewhere. Here, we embrace our weirdness and let our freak flags fly high.

So come join us and let’s create some epic memories together. And remember, if you’re not having fun, you’re doing it wrong. Let’s make Minecraft great again!

What is the IP for NoahJ456 Minecraft Server?

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	1674
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	30
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	4737
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

NoahJ456 is a popular gaming content creator and streamer known for his entertaining commentary and gameplay. With a strong presence on platforms like YouTube and Twitch, NoahJ456 has built a loyal fanbase with his diverse range of gaming content, including Call of Duty, Fortnite, and more. He is also known for his charity work and collaborations with other creators in the gaming community.

Pixel Party Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	4912
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	6487
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	1094	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Dragons Tamed:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Emeralds Found:	6881	Infinity Stones Found:	4

Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone and feeling like a total loner? Well, fear not my friend, because on our server, party members can solicit you! That’s right, you’ll never have to worry about feeling left out or uninvited ever again. Imagine getting bombarded with invites to join epic parties and adventures every time you log on. It’s like being the popular kid in high school, but in blocky pixel form!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bandits, a group of mischievous players who roam the land causing chaos and mayhem wherever they go. Joining their ranks will earn you street cred like you wouldn’t believe. Rumor has it they once pranked an entire village by replacing all the pigs with creepers. Classic Blocky Bandits!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience a world of endless fun, excitement, and ridiculousness. Who knows, you might even become the next party member to solicit others!