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  • Mall Whore Minecraft Server

    Mall Whore Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring players? Well, look no further because our server is run by a self-proclaimed “mallwhore” who will show you the ropes in style! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond-studded shopping sprees, creeper fashion shows, and a secret underground club where the zombies know how to party. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and become a part of our fabulous world!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Blocky B*tches

    Blocky B*tches

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of spending all your time in the virtual world of Sims 4? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape the mundane life of virtual families and endless house building. With over 1401 hours of experience in Sims 4, our staff members have mastered the art of virtual living and are here to guide you through the pixelated wilderness of Minecraft.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground city where players can trade virtual goods for real-life snacks. That’s right, you can exchange your diamond pickaxes for delicious snacks like Cheetos and Mountain Dew. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Dorito Mine, where the walls are lined with cheesy goodness.

    So why wait? Join our server today and experience a virtual world like no other. Who needs Sims 4 when you can have Minecraft madness at your fingertips?

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Crafty Goon Squad

    Crafty Goon Squad

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Look no further, because our server is a wild ride of chaos and hilarity!

    Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a castle out of rainbow blocks, and challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Our community is full of wacky characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground disco where zombies and skeletons bust a move to funky tunes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and enchanted gear.

    So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join the madness and mayhem of our server? Come on in and let the craziness begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Crafty Tacos – Taco ‘Bout a Good Time!

    Crafty Tacos – Taco ‘Bout a Good Time!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that make you yawn more than a sloth on a rainy day? Well, look no further because our server will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget what day it is!

    Join us for epic adventures where you can ride llamas dressed as pirates, battle evil chickens with laser eyes, and build a castle made entirely out of cheese! And that’s not all – our server has a secret underground disco where the creepers like to bust a move when no one’s looking. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper do the Macarena!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, who grants wishes to anyone who can find him. Rumor has it that one lucky player once wished for a lifetime supply of bacon and now they’re living in a bacon castle with a bacon moat.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a wild ride that will have you saying “Edición hoy NO le re gustó” in the best way possible!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Anon’s Epic Minecraft Adventure

    Anon’s Epic Minecraft Adventure

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you some crazy stories about Lammy.

    Legend has it that Lammy was once a sheep who gained magical powers and transformed into a Minecraft god. Now, on this server, you can ride rainbow-colored sheep into battle and conquer your enemies with the power of cuteness!

    But that’s not all – our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mobs you’ll ever encounter. From flying pigs to dancing zombies, you never know what crazy creature you’ll come across next.

    And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a trip to the Nether where you’ll find a secret disco party hosted by none other than Lammy himself. Dance the night away with ghasts and blaze rods as your DJ’s!

    So what are you waiting for? Join Lammy today and experience the wildest Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have. Just be sure to watch out for those killer bunnies – they’re not as innocent as they look!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP