Crafty Circumcised Minecraft SMP

botched circumcision, bullying, circumcised, circumcision, classmates, Crafty, dick, dropped out, Erect, Frankenstein stick, Girlfriend, head missing, hikkimori, ISOLATION, laughing stock, Minecraft, retail job, ruined life, scandal, skin grafts, smp, social pariah, surgeries, token advice

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	101/400	Votes:	8513
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Star Shards Collected:	262	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	6512	Towns Built:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2

Are you tired of real life drama and looking for an escape? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps.

Forget about your troubles and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is building the most epic base and surviving against creepers.

We’ve got a community of players who are just as wacky as you are, ready to team up and take on any challenge that comes our way. Plus, we have the most insane stories to share, like the time someone accidentally built a rollercoaster that launched players into the sky or when a group of players tried to tame a herd of wild llamas.

So come join us and leave all your worries behind. Who needs real life when you can have a blast in our Minecraft SMP? Let’s make memories that will make you forget about that botched circumcision and have you laughing till you cry!

Robux Revenge Minecraft Server

apple pay, car purchase, compensation, family dynamics, godly items, grounding, Justice, Minecraft, older sister, parental favoritism, pocket money, rare items, retail job, Revenge, Robux, Sacrifices, saving money, Selfishness, Server, sibling rivalry, stolen phone, theft, value of money

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	107/100	Votes:	9529
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Enchantments Applied:	98
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	471
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Alien Abductions:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Zombie Dances:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Love Letters Sent:	15	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3

Are you tired of being the responsible older sibling who always has to make sacrifices for your little brother? Join our Minecraft server and let out all your frustrations in a virtual world!

On our server, you can steal your brother’s virtual items and sell them for profit, just like this player did in real life. Who needs parents to take your side when you can take matters into your own hands in Minecraft?

Forget about Apple Pay and Roblox drama, come join us and create your own justice by pranking your siblings in the most epic ways possible. And don’t worry, we won’t judge you for having a simple password like your birthday – we’ve all been there!

Join now and let the sibling rivalry unfold in the most hilarious and outrageous ways possible. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual chaos on our server? Let’s see who comes out on top in the ultimate sibling showdown!

RentRage Minecraft Server

Boundaries, college student, Communication Issues, Conflict Resolution, coworker dynamics, emotional response, full schedule, Maturity, Minecraft, picking up shifts, rent struggles, RentRage, RESPONSIBILITY, retail job, self-care, Server, setting boundaries, shift coverage, Time management, unreliable coworkers, work ethic, work stress, work-life balance

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	102/400	Votes:	1411
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	88
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of balancing school and work? Look no further, because on our server, we know the pain of dealing with unreliable coworkers like Katy and Jake.

Join our server and experience the satisfaction of telling off your lazy coworkers in a virtual world where you can escape the drama of real life. Build your own empire, gather resources, and show Katy and Jake who’s boss by being the most reliable player on the server.

Don’t let their excuses and guilt-tripping get to you, because on our server, you can focus on your own goals and achievements without being dragged down by their laziness. So come join us and unleash your inner boss while having a laugh at the ridiculousness of it all!

Momma’s Munchies – HungryCraft

AITAH, Birthday, Boundaries, Cake, Cheesecake, Communication, cupcakes, expired food, family, Food, Frustration, HungryCraft, Listening, mom, mommas, MONEY, Munchies, not eating, Preferences, retail job, Understanding, Waste

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	98/1000	Votes:	3967
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Holy Grails Found:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Villages Defended:	12

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggle of not getting the birthday treat you actually want! Join us and you’ll never have to worry about being forced to eat cake again. Our virtual Cheesecake Factory offers free cheesecake slices for all players, because we believe in celebrating birthdays the right way.

But that’s not all – on our server, you can build your own virtual refrigerator filled with fresh, non-expired food. No more dealing with moldy leftovers or expired snacks, we only serve the best for our players. And if you ever find yourself in need of a meal, just ask your fellow gamers for some virtual food to cook up a feast.

So come on over to our server and leave the cake drama behind. We promise you won’t be the asshole in this situation, because here, we listen to our players’ preferences and make sure they have a great time. Join us now and let’s celebrate birthdays the cheesecake way!

SisJealousCraft

Achievements, apprenticeship, arguments, art classes, college, community college, Competition, disability, Distress, Expectations, family loyalty, high school, opportunities, Parental Pressure, Resentment, retail job, Sacrifices, Selfishness, service industry, SisJealousCraft, sister

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	106/100	Votes:	3756
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Potions Brewed:	178

Looking for a Minecraft server that values individual achievement and doesn’t hold you back like OP’s parents did? Look no further! Join our server and experience the freedom to pursue your dreams without being guilt-tripped by your disabled sister or overbearing parents.

On our server, you won’t be pulled out of art classes or denied opportunities just because someone else can’t have them. Achieve greatness without the drama of family members crying and accusing you of being selfish for wanting to better yourself.

Don’t let anyone hold you back from reaching your full potential, join our server and leave the family drama behind. Who needs family loyalty when you can have diamonds and epic builds instead? Join now and build your future without the guilt trips!

SisSass Minecraft Server

disrespectful behavior., entitled attitude, entitled behavior, entitled sister, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, Father Figures, Father’s Day, high standards, living with parents, long list of demands, Minecraft, parenting struggles, retail job, Server, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, single mom, single motherhood, SisSass

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	97/400	Votes:	2799
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Love Letters Sent:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Enchantments Applied:	90	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16
Dragons Tamed:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is the name of the game! Join us and experience the wild antics of players like my sister Gabby (20), who is a single mom of two kids with the most entitled attitude you’ve ever seen. She demands that men treat her like a princess and has a long list of requirements for potential suitors. But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of players ready to call her out on her nonsense!

Witness the epic father’s day meal showdown where Gabby declares, “If he doesn’t have a BMW, I don’t want him,” only to be reminded that both of her baby daddies were losers who couldn’t even drive. And when she tries to raise her standards, chaos ensues as players like you get to watch the drama unfold in real-time.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a virtual world filled with family feuds, freeloading siblings, and food fights that would make a Minecraft creeper blush? Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the insanity for yourself – join our server today and get ready for a wild ride!

PixelatedPals Minecraft SMP – >30 LINK

>30 LINK, backlinking, content strategy, Digital Marketing, gt30, keyword research, Link, link building, long tail tag, meta tags, Minecraft, online marketing, online presence, online visibility, organic search, PixelatedPals, search engine optimization, search engine ranking, Seo, smp, web analytics, website optimization, website performance, website promotion, website traffic

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	110/800	Votes:	6699
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Farms Harvested:	689
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Magic Items Found:	4269	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the sheep are rainbow colored and the creepers dance the cha-cha!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself! The player danced the night away with skeletons and zombies until the sun came up. True story.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamond eggs instead of regular old boring ones. Imagine the riches you could have with a whole coop of Diamond Chickens!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziness for yourself. Just be sure to watch out for the flying pigs and exploding cows. Trust us, it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

DiaperDutyDenied

aita, Babysitting, Boundaries, childcare, Communication, Decision making, diaper changing, DiaperDutyDenied, family dynamics, Gender Roles, guilt tripping, judgment, long tail, medical reasons, nervousness, paraprofessional experience, parenting, Personal preferences, Potty training, responsibilities, sibling relationships

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	106/900	Votes:	2974
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Falling into the Void:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Looking for a wild and crazy Minecraft server to join? Well, look no further than our server! Why should you join, you ask? Let me tell you a little story that will have you rolling on the floor laughing!

So, imagine this: you log onto our server and you’re immediately thrown into a world where changing diapers is the ultimate challenge. Yes, you heard that right. Diapers. You’ll be faced with changing virtual diapers left and right, and trust me, it’s not as easy as it sounds.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with family drama that will keep you entertained for hours. From siblings refusing to change diapers to parents guilt-tripping you for not stepping up, it’s a rollercoaster of emotions that you won’t want to miss.

And hey, if you think changing diapers in real life is tough, just wait until you try it in Minecraft. It’s a whole new level of chaos that will have you questioning your life choices.

So come join our server and experience the diaper-changing madness for yourself. Who knew Minecraft could be this hilarious? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

NormalNotNormal – Minecraft SMP

common practices, Cultural differences, customs, different, everyday life, habits, Individuality, Minecraft, normal, NormalNotNormal, norms, Perception, personal beliefs, Personal experiences, perspective, smp, social constructs, societal expectations, societal norms, Subjective, Traditions, Unconventional, Unique

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	103/300	Votes:	5708
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	50
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	38
Emeralds Found:	3908	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is digging for diamonds and building bland houses? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the cows wear top hats and the creepers do the cha-cha slide!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond chicken nugget that grants you unlimited chicken nuggets for life!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the elusive Rainbow Sheep, who prances around leaving a trail of glitter wherever it goes. If you can catch the Rainbow Sheep and sheer its magical wool, you’ll be granted the power of flight for a whole day!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on a journey full of laughter, adventure, and absurdity! Who knows what crazy antics you’ll get up to next?

NotCheatingButCrafting

accusations, Cheating, Commitment, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Defense, emotional intelligence, Empathy, fidelity, Honesty, love, loyalty, Men, misunderstanding, NotCheatingButCrafting, perspective, Reassurance, reddit, relationships, Support, Trust

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	99/400	Votes:	5830
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	24	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17

Are you tired of being accused of cheating in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can cheat all you want without any consequences! Build secret hideouts for your side pieces, create elaborate traps to catch your significant other snooping around, and even have a pet parrot that squawks “I’m faithful, I swear!” every time your partner logs on. Join now and cheat your way to victory!

CloudySoulzMC

Afterlife, Atmospheric, Celestial, Clouds, CloudySoulzMC, dead people, eerie, Ethereal, FANTASY, Haunting, imagination, Metaphysical, Mystery, mystical, OTHERWORLDLY, Philosophical, Souls, SPIRITUAL, Supernatural, surreal, Thought-provoking

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	95/200	Votes:	7604
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Items Found:	8555	Love Letters Sent:	8
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Endless Night Skies:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4

Yo, so imagine this, right? What if clouds were actually the souls of dead people just chillin’ up in the sky? Crazy, right? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can explore this wacky concept and build your own cloud city filled with ghostly inhabitants.

Join us for the ultimate afterlife experience where you can battle it out with other players in epic sky wars, or team up to conquer the cloud kingdom and become the ruler of the skies.

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground realm where you can mine for rare ores and uncover hidden treasures. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in this twisted version of Minecraft?

So come on, join us and let’s see if you have what it takes to survive in this bizarre world where clouds are more than just fluffy white things in the sky.

LymeCraft: 7x Higher Cases!

Cases, epidemiology, findings, health, high incidence areas, higher, infection, Lyme Disease, Lyme Disease awareness, Lyme Disease prevention, Lyme Disease treatment, LymeCraft, public health, research, statistics, study, Tick, tick bites, tick prevention, tick-borne diseases, tick-borne illness, US

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	105/700	Votes:	948
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	47	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10

come join our epic minecraft server where the only disease you’ll catch is a case of the giggles! we’ve got more fun than a barrel of creepers and more surprises than a chest full of diamonds.

our players are like a herd of sheep, following the leader and always ready for an adventure. we’ve got so many quests and challenges, you’ll feel like you’re in a real-life dungeon (but without the smell).

forget about lyme disease, the only thing you’ll catch here is a case of pure joy! so grab your pickaxe and join us for the craziest, most hilarious minecraft experience of your life. trust us, you won’t regret it!

Canopy: Minecraft Server for Old Folks Who Still Get Excited About Weekly Events

age, atmosphere, border, CANOPY, collaboration, Community, Events, Excited, Explore, Feedback, Folks, Fun, ideas, Mechanics, Minecraft, Moderation, Plugins, Semi Vanilla, Server, Soft, Spigot, stress, Tpa, Vanilla, WEEKLY

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	90/700	Votes:	3243
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	13
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	59

CanopyMC Server

About	We are a community-focused, Hermitcraft-like server with an emphasis on collaboration. Our average player age is early to mid-20’s. We just reset the map and won’t reset again until the community calls for it. We aim to create a laid-back, low stress, fun environment for players to enjoy Minecraft together.
Server Settings	Hard Mode Survival, 1.21, Vanilla
What We Offer	Soft Border – Explore freely within an 8K boundary Semi-Vanilla – Minimal plugins for vanilla feel Dynamic Map – View builds in real time New Hats – Custom hats for players Datapacks – Various gameplay enhancements Weekly Server Events – Fun activities for everyone Community Builds – Collaborative projects

Wanna join us? Check us out on the server or in Discord

Information:

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Simply connect to the IP address canopymc.net in your Minecraft client.

Q: Is the server modded?

A: No, the server is vanilla with a few plugins for moderation purposes only.

Q: Can I build outside of the soft border?

A: Yes, but be aware that anything outside of the 8K boundary may be deleted for future content.

Q: Are there player ranks or special privileges?

A: We strive to keep the gameplay fair for all players, so there are no special privileges or ranks based on donations.

SpermCupCraft Minecraft Server

carrying sperm, cups of sperm, fertility, male fertility, Minecraft, reproductive health, Server, sperm analysis, sperm banks, sperm carrying methods, sperm cells, sperm collection, sperm count, sperm donation, sperm health, sperm preservation, sperm production, sperm quality, sperm samples, sperm storage, sperm storage containers, sperm transport, SpermCupCraft

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	92/400	Votes:	7575
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Buildings Constructed:	18
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	43	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Dragons Tamed:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is so wild and wacky, you’ll be carrying cups of sperm around in no time! Why, you ask? Because on our server, the currency is sperm! That’s right, forget gold and emeralds, sperm is where it’s at! And don’t worry, our sperm is sustainably sourced from the finest virtual donors in the land. So come join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Who knew mining could be so…sticky?

ChickenFajitaKing Minecraft SMP

bulk order, Catering, chicken fajitas, ChickenFajitaKing, DELICIOUS, event planning, fiesta, food order, Grilled Chicken, Hungry, large order, meal prep, mexican cuisine, Mexican flavors, Minecraft, mouth watering, onions, party food, peppers, sizzling, smp, spicy, Tex-Mex, tortillas

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	108/200	Votes:	2286
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Ores Mined:	4301
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	6

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and accidentally spawned 6,000 chicken fajitas instead of chickens. Chaos ensued as players tried to wrangle the fajitas and cook them before they went bad. It was a fajita frenzy like you’ve never seen before!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a pig that oinks diamonds instead of regular pig noises. Players have been on a quest to find this elusive creature and become the richest player on the server. Will you be the one to finally discover the Diamond Pig?

So come join us for a wild ride filled with fajitas, diamonds, and plenty of laughs. Who knows what other crazy adventures await you on our Minecraft SMP!

ShowerCraft26

Argument, bathroom etiquette, body wash, Communication, conditioning, environmental impact, female, long shower, partner, personal hygiene, playlist, Relaxation, self-care, shaving, shower routine, shower songs, ShowerCraft26, thick hair, Time management, water conservation, water wastage

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	101/300	Votes:	7948
Rating:	4.9 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	368925	Magic Items Found:	1153
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	6573	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12

Are you tired of being judged for taking a luxurious 26-minute shower? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, we celebrate your dedication to cleanliness! Join us and revel in the glory of spending quality time with your hair, body, and favorite shower tunes.

Our server is the perfect place for those who appreciate the finer things in life, like a perfectly timed shower routine. Don’t let anyone rain on your parade – come join us and show off your shower skills!

Plus, rumor has it that the longer you spend in the shower on our server, the more powerful your Minecraft character becomes. So lather up, folks, because it’s time to wash away the haters and emerge as the cleanest, most unstoppable player around. See you in the shower!

New Minecraft Servers 2025

retail job Minecraft Servers