Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of creepers come rolling in, blowing up everything in sight. But fear not, because our server has a special plugin that turns those exploding creepers into rare loot drops! Who needs dips when you have explosive surprises like that?
And don’t even get me started on the profits you can make on this server. With so many crazy events happening all the time, you never know when you’ll stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with emeralds. It’s like playing the stock market, but with way more explosions.
So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP, where the only thing you can predict is unpredictability. Who knows, maybe you’ll even witness a showdown between a group of villagers and a horde of zombie pigmen. The possibilities are endless, just like the amount of fun you’ll have on our server. See you there!
Join us for a wild ride where the creepers are actually secret agents working for the Ender Dragon, and the villagers are all secretly plotting to overthrow the oppressive rule of the chickens. Don’t even get us started on the conspiracy theories surrounding the llamas and their underground llama mafia.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mythical player who can build entire cities with a single click of his mouse. Rumor has it he once defeated an army of zombie pigmen using nothing but a carrot and a pair of enchanted diamond boots.
So if you’re ready to experience Minecraft like never before, join us on our server and prepare for a rollercoaster of chaos, adventure, and more memes than you can shake a diamond sword at. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!
Java Survival is a multiplayer server dedicated to providing a legitimate Minecraft experience. Every block you see has been mined and placed by hand! Moderators and admins play the game just like everyone else: you’ll never see them using commands for personal gain!
We don’t use the same old plugins you’re tired of seeing such as Essentials or GriefPrevention. We’ve got our own custom plugins for basic commands and land protections, so we’ve got our own unique feel.
Server address: mc.javasurvival.com
Join us on Discord: https://discord.gg/JcsnFKNkQa
We will always strive to… 1. Be your primary Minecraft home: By providing an up-to-date Minecraft experience with longevity. 2. Champion our community: We value our community. Java Survival exists for the players, not for the staff. Players have a say in what goes on.
| No. | Rule |
|---|---|
| 1 | No excessively offensive language |
| 2 | No politics or other controversial topics |
| 3 | No hacking, cheating, or abusing exploits |
| 4 | Do not disturb other players’ property |
| 5 | Do not build too close to other players |
| 6 | Be respectful to others and be kind! |
| 7 | No advertising |
Q: Can I join the server?
A: Yes! Simply use the server address provided above to join.
Q: Are there any special plugins on the server?
A: Yes, we have our own custom plugins for basic commands and land protections.
Q: Can I use hacks or cheats on the server?
A: No, hacking, cheating, or abusing exploits is not allowed on the server.
Q: How can I report a player who is breaking the rules?
A: You can report a player to a moderator or admin in-game or on our Discord server.
Imagine a world where smiling critters are your best friends forever – that’s the reality on our server! Our critters are always there to provide you with endless entertainment and laughs. And if you thought that was crazy, wait until you hear about our latest adventure – hopping to the moon! Yes, you heard that right, we’re taking Minecraft to a whole new level by exploring outer space with our critter pals.
But the fun doesn’t stop there – we have epic episodes filled with hilarious moments that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. From Rabie Baby, our critter of the thread, to all the shenanigans that go down on our server, there’s never a dull moment here. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the laughter begin!
Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and of course, the chance to obtain the legendary God Candle. Legend has it that this candle has the power to summon AI robots to do your bidding. Imagine having your own personal army of robot minions at your disposal!
But be warned, the path to obtaining the God Candle is not easy. You’ll have to navigate treacherous dungeons, outsmart devious traps, and even challenge other players in epic PvP battles. Only the bravest and most skilled players will be able to claim this powerful artifact.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on a journey like no other. Who knows, you might just become the ultimate Minecraft master with your very own army of AI robots!
Join us and build your own virtual paradise, where you don’t have to deal with boyfriends who can’t take no for an answer or cousins who just won’t stop shopping at the virtual flea market.
On our server, you can drive as fast as you want without getting yelled at, and if someone tells you to shut the f*ck up, you can just block them!
So come join us and let your creativity run wild, because on our server, the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to place next!
Picture this: a 83-year-old grandma, an ex-trust fund baby mom, and a rebellious 23-year-old trying to navigate life in a world made of blocks. Will grandma kick mom out for drilling cat posts into the wall? Will mom’s weed-smoking antics get them evicted from their virtual apartment? The suspense is killing us!
But wait, there’s more! Witness the heartwarming tale of a family torn apart by section 8 vouchers and reunited by the healing power of cat care. Will grandma’s newfound love for felines save the day, or will mom’s rebellious streak bring it all crashing down?
Join our server now and experience the ultimate test of family bonds and boundaries. Will you be the hero who saves grandma’s housing situation, or the villain who lets it all go up in smoke? The choice is yours, but remember: in this world, anything can happen.
Join us on this server and become the ultimate zinc warrior, fighting off all the bad guys with your newfound immunity powers. Plus, your guy micrbiome will be so happy, it’ll throw a party in your stomach every time you log on. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and become the zinc superhero you were always meant to be!
| Who are we? | The People’s Republic of Dracoria is a beautiful nation located in Southern Talasi. Our nation has an extensive lore with dwarves, dragons, and more. We are seeking to make a name for ourselves and our members. |
|---|---|
| What do we offer? |
|
| What do we need? |
|
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| How can I join The People’s Republic of Dracoria? | Join our Discord server at https://discord.gg/6YUdENt5z8 and follow the instructions there. |
| Do I have to pay for housing in any of the towns? | No, housing in our towns is completely free for members. |
| What kind of events are held weekly? | We host various events ranging from PvP tournaments to treasure hunts and more. Join us to experience the fun! |
But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun and meant to be a hilarious and outrageous experience. Can you handle the awkwardness? Will you embrace this unique twist on the birds and the bees talk? Join our server and find out for yourself!
So come on, dive into this wild and wacky world where family bonding takes on a whole new meaning. Trust us, you won’t find a Minecraft server quite like this anywhere else. Just remember, it’s all in good fun and meant to make you laugh until your sides hurt. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the hilarity ensue!
Once upon a time, there was a player who joined Doctor Sleep’s SMP and discovered a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and rare loot. But here’s the twist – the only way to access it was by solving a series of riddles left by a mischievous Enderman named Steve. Will you be the one to crack the code and claim the treasure for yourself?
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary PvP arena where players battle it out for the title of Ultimate Minecraft Champion. Rumor has it that the last winner walked away with a pet dragon and a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. Are you ready to test your skills and become a Minecraft master?
So what are you waiting for? Join Doctor Sleep’s SMP today and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it.