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Retail Industry

  • LiquorCraft Minecraft Server

    LiquorCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    hey u! do u wanna join the most EPIC minecraft server ever? well, let me tell u why u gotta join this server right now! first of all, did u know that Newfoundland is joining Ontario in the game? it’s gonna be wild, like a crazy game of musical chairs but with provinces. and get this, the NLC is pulling American products from the liquor stores in the game. so now u gotta drink Canadian beer and whiskey, eh? but that’s not all, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds, guarded by a pack of wild wolves. u gotta join this server and help us protect our treasure from the evil creepers and skeletons. trust me, u won’t regret it! join now and let’s have a blast together!

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  • Ford’s Liquor-Free Minecraft Server

    Ford’s Liquor-Free Minecraft Server

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    so, like, this, like, totally epic minecraft server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. you gotta join this server cuz, like, LCBO is, like, removing American liquor on Tuesday or something. but, like, who cares about that when you can be building epic castles and battling dragons in this server, amirite?

    join this server for, like, the most insane adventures and the craziest parties. we got, like, flying pigs and talking sheep, man. and, like, the best part is, you can totally ride on a unicorn while shooting rainbows out of your hands. it’s, like, totally mind-blowing, dude.

    plus, like, the owner of this server is, like, a secret billionaire who only plays minecraft in his spare time. he’s, like, super cool and gives out free diamonds to everyone who joins. so, like, why wouldn’t you want to be a part of this epic minecraft server? join now and let the craziness begin!

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  • CraftyGroceryPriceDrop

    CraftyGroceryPriceDrop

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of waiting for grocery prices to drop like they promised on the news? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to worry about grocery prices again because we have a magical market where everything is free! That’s right, you can fill your virtual shopping cart with as much virtual food as you want without spending a single virtual penny. Plus, rumor has it that the chickens in our server lay golden eggs that you can trade for diamonds. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and say goodbye to expensive groceries forever!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • CraftyRetailReddits

    CraftyRetailReddits

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or laughs? Well, look no further because our server is like a retail store on steroids! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of zombie pigmen start a flash mob dance party right in front of you. Or how about the time a creeper walked into a bar and ordered a round of TNT shots for everyone?

    Join our server for non-stop wacky adventures and hilarious moments that you truly can’t make up. From random llama parades to chicken beauty pageants, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So come on down and see for yourself why this Minecraft server is the craziest and most entertaining place to be!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Cart Craze – Where Shopping Gets Wacky

    Cart Craze – Where Shopping Gets Wacky

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, have you ever wondered about the mysterious world of shopping carts? Like, where do they even come from? Are they born or made? Join our Minecraft server and uncover the truth behind the shopping cart conspiracy!

    We’ve got a secret underground shopping cart factory where players can craft their own carts and ride them around the map like a boss. But beware, there are evil shopping cart bandits lurking in the shadows, ready to steal your precious loot!

    Explore our shopping cart-themed world filled with giant supermarkets, endless aisles of goodies, and even a rollercoaster made entirely out of shopping carts. Trust me, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

    So come on, join us on this wacky adventure and discover the untold secrets of the shopping cart universe. Who knows, you might even become the ultimate shopping cart champion and rule the supermarket kingdom!

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  • CraftyCommerce SMP: Is Selling Pixels Still Profitable or Just Too Overcrowded?

    CraftyCommerce SMP: Is Selling Pixels Still Profitable or Just Too Overcrowded?

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    Are you tired of boring old e-commerce businesses? Looking for a new way to make money online? Join our Minecraft SMP and start your very own virtual e-commerce empire!

    Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our SMP and started selling virtual diamonds. But these weren’t just any diamonds, oh no. These diamonds were enchanted with special powers that made players run faster, jump higher, and even turn invisible! Needless to say, they sold like hotcakes and the player became a virtual millionaire overnight.

    But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to a secret underground market where players can trade rare items, like dragon eggs and unicorn horns. Rumor has it that there’s even a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and golden apples just waiting to be found.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and start your journey to e-commerce greatness! Who knows, you might just become the next virtual billionaire.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • BagReturn4NoCommish

    BagReturn4NoCommish

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a new Minecraft server to join? Look no further than our server, where you won’t find any rude sales assistants trying to steal your commission! Our virtual world is filled with friendly players and helpful admins who will make sure you have the best gaming experience possible.

    Join us and explore our vast landscapes, build epic structures, and battle fierce mobs with your friends. And don’t worry, there are no rude NPCs here trying to ruin your day. Plus, if you happen to receive a gift from a stranger on our server, rest assured that it won’t come with any strings attached – unless you count the ones holding up your pixelated armor!

    So come on over and join the fun – because on our server, the only thing you’ll be returning is your enemies to the respawn point!

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  • CraftyAmazonRecall

    CraftyAmazonRecall

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, u know how u always wanted to play minecraft on a server that is like, totally wild and cray cray? well, u gotta join this server, cuz it’s like, run by amazon. yep, the same amazon that delivers ur packages and stuff. but get this, they also recall hazardous products, so u know this server is gonna be lit af.

    imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly a giant package falls from the sky, and it’s like, filled with explosive creepers or something. or maybe u build a sick house and then amazon is like, nah, that’s a hazard, gotta recall it. so u gotta move to a new location and start all over again.

    oh, and did i mention that jeff bezos himself makes a guest appearance on the server every once in a while? he’ll be flying around in a diamond armor suit, throwing money at players and causing chaos. it’s like, the ultimate flex.

    so, if u wanna experience the most unpredictable and insane minecraft server ever, join now. just be prepared for the unexpected, cuz with amazon in charge, anything can happen.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • DiscountCraft: Everyone Else Overpaying

    DiscountCraft: Everyone Else Overpaying

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    so, like, come join our minecraft server, cuz, like, we give you DISCOUNTS on everything. it’s not that you’re cheap, it’s that everyone else is just PAYING TOO MUCH. like, who wants to be a sucker and overpay, amirite? plus, we have this one player who built a giant statue of a chicken that shoots fireballs out of its butt. like, who even thinks of that? it’s INSANE. so come join us and be part of the wackiest, most discount-loving community in all of minecraft land.

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  • SelfCheckOutCraft: Where even the creepers can’t resist a good deal!

    SelfCheckOutCraft: Where even the creepers can’t resist a good deal!

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    yo yo yo come join our cray cray minecraft server where the creepers be creepin and the zombies be zombin! we got diamonds for days and pigs that fly, literally!

    why join our server, you ask? well, let me tell you a little story. one time, a player found a secret chest filled with enchanted golden apples and they became invincible. they went on to defeat the ender dragon with just a wooden sword and a potato. true story, bro.

    also, did i mention we have a secret underground lair filled with treasure and a hot tub? yeah, you heard me right. come join us and be part of the most epic adventure of your life. plus, our server has a built-in taco dispenser. because who doesn’t love tacos while mining for diamonds, amirite?

    so what are you waiting for? join our server now and let the madness begin! trust me, you won’t regret it. creeper high fives for everyone!

    New Minecraft Server
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