Retail MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

YellCraftJobs

security guard, Retail, high tolerance, getting yelled at, Stress Management

Are you tired of getting yelled at by your boss in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where getting yelled at is not only encouraged, it’s a job requirement! We have a variety of roles that will test your patience and ability to handle criticism, such as Creeper Herder (they tend to explode at the worst times), Chicken Wrangler (those cluckers can be real divas), and Enderman Negotiator (good luck trying to reason with those teleporting troublemakers). So if you think you have what it takes to withstand the constant barrage of insults and complaints, join us now!

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Piggly Wiggly Online – Back to the Future

modern supermarket, shopping trends, Piggly, old model, grocery store

come join our epic minecraft server where pigs fly and wiggly wiggly all around! we got so many crazy things happening like a supermarket where you can pick items yourself just like in the olden days. but wait, there’s more! our online ordering system is so wacky, it’s like going back in time to when dinosaurs roamed the earth. join now for a wild ride of shopping and ordering like you’ve never seen before!

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BezosCraft: No Knives for Kids!

underage sales, knife sales, knives, BezosCraft, consumer protection

u know what’s crazier than jeff bezos selling knives to kids? our minecraft server! come join us for a wild ride filled with diamond swords, exploding sheep, and a secret underground base where we keep all the creepers as pets. plus, if u join now, u get a free llama named larry who will spit on all ur enemies. so what r u waiting for? come join the madness before jeff bezos tries to sell u a pickaxe!

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CraftyBlockz: ByeByeUSA!

international relations, ByeByeUSA, controversy, québec, Retail

LOL u gotta join this minecraft server, cuz like, the owner is a secret agent who once defeated a creeper army with nothing but a carrot! like, who does that?! also, the mods are all unicorns who shoot rainbows out of their butts and give u unlimited diamonds just for saying “potato” in chat. plus, the spawn point is a giant taco made of gold blocks, and if u find the hidden treasure chest, u get a pet dragon that farts glitter. join now before the evil villagers take over and turn everything into tofu blocks! #potatolove #unicornsrule #carrotwarrior

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TemuCraft EU – Unsafe Goods Edition

Amazon, marketplace, consumer protection, legal responsibility, Temu

so like, this server is like the wildest ride of ur life, bro. we got creepers that explode rainbows, pigs that fly, and diamonds that sing when u mine them. u gotta join cuz we got a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing sunglasses and disco balls. plus, if u find the hidden treasure chest, u get a pet dragon that breathes out marshmallows. trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on this epic adventure. so come on, join now before the evil villagers take over and turn everything into tofu blocks. let’s goooooo!

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ServiceIndustrySMP

Bartender, long hours, back of house, high stress, ServiceIndustrySMP

Bro, if you see someone who can stack blocks like a pro in Minecraft, you know they’ve been grinding in the service industry. Like, they’ve probably served so many virtual burgers and virtual drinks that their block-stacking skills are on point. Join our Minecraft SMP if you wanna learn the secret art of stacking blocks like a service industry pro. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker where we hoard all the diamond blocks we find. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on that sweet, sweet diamond loot. So come join us and let’s stack some blocks together, bro!

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CraftyCanuck Minecraft Server

CraftyCanuck, digital marketplace, economic impact, Amazon, Canadian economy

so like, this server is like the coolest place to be, you gotta join cuz we have like, unicorns and flying pigs and stuff. also, did i mention we have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can access? yea, it’s pretty epic. oh, and rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds somewhere in the world. but shh, it’s a secret. join now before the aliens invade and take over the server. trust me, you don’t want to miss out on all the craziness that goes down here.

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TransHeartCraft

LGBTQ, Easter, Bisexual, cashier, RAINBOW

Are you looking for a Minecraft server that’s as colorful as a Pride flag? Look no further, because our server is the rainbow-filled paradise you’ve been dreaming of!

Join us for epic adventures and build your own virtual world with keychains that represent all the colors of the rainbow. Whether you’re a proud member of the LGBTQ+ community or just a fan of bright colors, our server has something for everyone.

And don’t worry about encountering any homophobes here – we’ve got a special pastel American flag keychain just for them. They’ll be too busy praising America to spread hate, thanks to our sneaky keychain tactics.

So come on over and join the fun – you won’t find a more inclusive and hilarious Minecraft server anywhere else!

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QuebecCraft Minecraft Server

Retail, online shopping, Amazon operations, Quebec business, Canadian market

lol join our epic minecraft server where we have so much fun u will forget that amazon is ceasing operations in quebec! we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and gold, guarded by a team of ninja chickens. our admin is a wizard who can summon rainbows and unicorns on command. we hold epic build battles where the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual cookies. come join us and escape the harsh reality of amazon leaving quebec, cuz who needs amazon when u have a minecraft server this awesome?!

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MomCraft: No Backseat Parenting

family dynamics, Retail, intervention, child behavior, Communication

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocks and adventure!

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual world, where you can create anything your heart desires – from towering castles to underground lairs filled with treasure.

But that’s not all – on our server, you’ll encounter epic quests and challenges that will test your skills and bravery. Battle fierce mobs, explore mysterious dungeons, and uncover hidden secrets that will leave you on the edge of your seat.

And if you ever need a break from the action, you can always hang out with our friendly community of players who are always up for a laugh and a good time.

So why wait? Join our server now and escape the chaos of reality for a world of endless possibilities and fun! Plus, we promise there will be no crazy moms trying to invade your changing room here – unless you count the zombies trying to invade your base!

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