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Resuscitation Station

best wishes, cardiac arrest, cpr, critical care, critical condition, emergency response, emergency room, first responders, health crisis, Healthcare, Hospital, life saving, life support, life-saving measures, medical emergency, medical intervention, medical professionals, Paramedics, patient care, resuscitation, Station

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	3150
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Crops Grown:	5375
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Astral Projections Made:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5

Yo, you ever seen a llama ride a pig? Well, come join our server and witness the epic llama-pig rodeo extravaganza! We got flying squids, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by Herobrine himself.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you find the mystical diamond chicken, your wildest dreams will come true. Want to ride a rainbow unicorn into battle? Done. Want to build a castle made entirely of cake? Easy peasy.

Oh, and did I mention that our server is actually a portal to a parallel universe where gravity is optional and chickens rule the world? So come on down and join the craziest, wackiest, most mind-blowing Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Let’s get weird, baby!

Defib Pads Everywhere

AED, automated external defibrillator, back, cardiac arrest, chest, cpr, defib, defibrillator pads, emergency care, emergency medical services, emergency response, first aid, health, heart health, life support, life-saving technique, Medical research, out-of-hospital, Pads, resuscitation, study, survival odds

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	5430
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	38
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Meteorites Collected:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	9

u know what else increases ur odds of surviving? JOINING OUR MINECRAFT SERVER! we got defibrillator pads all over the place, ready to zap u back to life if u die in game. it’s like a real life-saving adventure every time u play. plus, our players have reported feeling more alive than ever after getting zapped, so it’s basically a rejuvenation spa treatment too. come join us and experience the electrifying fun for yourself!

BoneCraft: No Heart Attacks Here!

advanced life support, Attacks, BoneCraft, cardiac emergencies, clinical trials, critical care, emergency medical services, emergency medicine, emergency procedures, healthcare advancements, Heart, hospital discharge, intraosseous route, intravenous access, Medical Interventions, Medical research, out-of-hospital cardiac arrest, patient outcomes, pre-hospital return, resuscitation, survival rate, trauma care, vascular access

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	1114
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Chimeras Created:	3	Potions Brewed:	178
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4

Yo, so like, imagine this Minecraft server where you gotta save all the villagers from a crazy zombie invasion, right? But here’s the twist – you gotta do it while establishing vascular access through the intraosseous route! Like, who even does that in Minecraft, bro? But hey, if you’re up for the challenge and wanna show off your mad medical skills, then this server is the place to be!

And get this, if you manage to save all the villagers and defeat the zombies, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond pickaxe that can mine obsidian in one hit! Like, that’s some next level stuff right there, amirite?

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination…and your ability to establish vascular access through the intraosseous route, of course! Let’s do this, gamers!

DelayingDeathMC

cpr, critical condition, death, DELAY, DelayingDeathMC, emergency, first aid, Healthcare, Help, intervention, Life, life-saving efforts, Medical, mortality, Paramedics, prolonging life, resuscitation, Save, Support, Survival, Trauma

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	9356
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Alien Abductions:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	192
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. we got, like, unicorns flying around and rainbow sheep that poop out diamonds. like, what more could you want in a minecraft server, amirite?

if you join this server, you will, like, gain superpowers and be able to shoot fireballs from your butt. no joke, man. it’s, like, totally legit.

we also have a secret underground lair where you can find the fountain of youth and become immortal. yeah, you heard me right. immortal. you’ll never have to worry about dying in minecraft ever again.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that you can ride around and terrorize the villagers with? yeah, it’s pretty freaking awesome.

so, like, what are you waiting for? come join our server and experience the most epic minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Death Toll MC

average death rate, critical care, death, death toll, emergency response, end of life care, health outcomes, life and death, life expectancy, life-saving measures, medical emergencies, Medical Interventions, mortality, mortality rates, mortality statistics, near death experiences, resuscitation, resuscitation success., resuscitation techniques, statistical anomalies, survival rates, Toll

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	335
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	21
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	9

come join our epic minecraft server where the death rate is higher than the respawn rate! we have players dying left and right, getting resuscitated, then dying again later in life. it’s like getting two deaths for the price of one! come see if you can beat the odds and survive in this crazy world where death is just a part of the game. join now for a chance to experience the thrill of respawning over and over again!

RespawnRevolt

ashes, beauty, Best Friend, body possessions, bras, broken ribs, cremation, DOCTORS, family cemetery, Grief, health issues, medical decisions, medical directive, micromanage, Nature, power of attorney, religious beliefs, religious burial, RespawnRevolt, resuscitation, Siblings

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	4833
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Emeralds Found:	7803	Ores Mined:	3139
Dragon Eggs Found:	2297	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	39
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from overbearing parents and live your best virtual life! Join us if you want to avoid being buried alive by your family against your wishes – we promise no one will force you into a coffin here! Our server is bra-free zone, because who needs painful undergarments when you can build and explore freely?

We understand the struggle of dealing with parents who want to control every aspect of your life, so come join us and make your own decisions without any interference. Plus, we have a special feature where you can scatter your ashes in beautiful virtual landscapes, no family drama involved.

So if you’re tired of being micromanaged in real life, hop on our server and create the life you truly desire – no family interference allowed!

SushiCraft: Lost in Translation

Aging population, birth rate, birth rate decline, census, Decline, demographics, Falls, immigration, japanese, Japanese society, Lost, Population, population decline, population decrease, population growth, population statistics, population trends, RECORD, statistics, SushiCraft, translation

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	4753
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Animals Bred:	66
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	5

lol come join our minecraft server where the japanese population is falling by the minute!! we got crazy mobs that are snatching them up left and right, but don’t worry, we got plenty of space for YOU to join and survive the madness!! build your own japanese-inspired village and watch out for those sneaky mobs trying to steal your blocks!! come join now before the population hits zero!! it’s a wild ride, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell your grandkids, right?? 😂🤪👾🏯 #minecraftmadness #japanesepopulationdrop

DozensOverTensMC

comparison, Counting, counting objects, dozens, DozensOverTensMC, higher number, Math, number comparison, number counting, number perception, number values, Numbers, numerical comparison, numerical perception, numerical quantity, numerical values, objects, Perception, Quantity, quantity perception, tens

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	7456
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Star Shards Collected:	278	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	88
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	8

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND INTO A MILLION TINY BLOCKS? WELL, YOU’VE COME TO THE RIGHT PLACE!

OUR SERVER IS SO EPIC, EVEN HEROBRINE WOULD BE JEALOUS! WE’VE GOT DIAMONDS GALORE, CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA, AND A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH CHEESE!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! JOIN OUR SERVER AND YOU’LL BE TRANSPORTED TO A MAGICAL LAND WHERE PIGS FLY, SHEEP TALK, AND ZOMBIES DO THE CHA-CHA SLIDE!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, WILDEST MINECRAFT SERVER IN THE UNIVERSE! TRUST US, YOU WON’T REGRET IT!

Jotunheim MC

adventure exploration discord community survival fantasy quests multiplayer roleplay medieval Nordic mythology landscape crafting building events PvP dungeons lore factions, Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	4662
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	86	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3

Welcome to Jotunheim Minecraft Server – Your Adventure Awaits!

Experience Jotunheimen: Your Adventure Starts Here!

Explore New Horizons: Dive into the latest 1.21 update!

Discord: https://discord.gg/wGSjZGEvHW

Contact Us: Do you have questions or suggestions? Get in touch at [https://jotunmc.no/kontakt]

Follow us on social media for the latest news!

Jotunheimen is waiting for you – join us and write your own story!

spill.jotunmc.no

DimensionSMP

8147, Balanced Economy, Bedrock Port, Bosses, Community oriented, Custom Items, Dimension SMP, dimensionsmp.net, Discord, Dungeons, Economy, Economysurvival, End.., family friendly, Freebuild, Friendly, Fun, Ip:, Itemsadder, Land claiming, Nether, new dimensions, normal, Playtime Rewards, PvE, Pve Economy, PVP disabled, Secure Trading, smp, Survival, Tamable Pets, Towny, Website, weekly updates

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	1956
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	744

DimensionSMP is a Survival Server with strong economy and land claiming. PVP is disabled because we are here to make sure you can build without having the idea of getting it greifed and just have a fun time! Dimension SMP isn’t just a normal survival server.

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IP: dimensionsmp.netBEDROCK PORT: 8147Website: dimensionsmp.net

Discord:

https://discord.gg/fr4v6MJ9e6

Family Friendly / Community Oriented

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• Dungeons / Bosses• 11 New Dimensions • Revamped & modifed Nether • Modifed end • Balanced Economy• Towny• Tamable Pets• Secure Trading• Playtime Rewards• ItemsAdder• Weekly Updates• Custom Items & so much more!

dimensionsmp.net

BlockBusters: Where the only thing getting attacked is your crafting skills!

Adventure, ATTACKED, battle, blockbusters, BUILD, Community, Crafting, Events, Exploration, Griefing, Immersive, java, Journey, ONLINE, Plugin, Reset, Server, Skills, smp, Staff, strategy, Structures, Updates, Vanilla, world

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	5933
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Dimension Hops:	15	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	18

BlockBusters SMP Server Overview

Server IP	blockbusters.v6.rocks
World Map	http://blockbusters.v6.rocks:8123
Discord	https://dsc.gg/blockbusters
Server Statistics	http://blockbusters.v6.rocks:3000/public-dashboards/c2691edf65c74b5dbcd1b9ab71aaf54e?orgId=1&refresh=5s

Why Play on BlockBusters SMP Server?

Cutting-Edge Gameplay on Java version 1.20.2
Friendly Community
Creative Freedom
PvP Action
Creative Griefing
Enhanced Gameplay with plugins
Dedicated Staff
24/7 Availability with No World Resets

Join us today and experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on BlockBusters SMP Server!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is the server running on the latest Java version?	Yes, the server is running on Java version 1.20.2.
Are there any specific rules for PvP battles?	While PvP battles are allowed, players are expected to follow fair play rules and avoid griefing.
Can I join the server from any location in the world?	Yes, the server is available 24/7, allowing players from all over the world to join at any time.
Is creative griefing allowed on the server?	Yes, players can use creative griefing strategies to outsmart their rivals.
Do I need to install any mods to enhance my gameplay?	No, the server offers a variety of plugins designed to enhance gameplay without the need for additional mods.

GoddessCraft Minecraft Server

Butlers, Chivalry, DATING, Decline, equality, Goddess, GoddessCraft, male-female dynamic, Marriage, Minecraft, modern practices, Moids, prenuptial agreements, Reversal, servants, Server, Standards, submissive, Superiority, traditional conservatism, Women, Worship

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	8064
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	35	Mines Excavated:	2367
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Runes Activated:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Are you tired of moids who think they’re somehow equal to women? Do you miss the good ol’ days when women were worshipped like the goddesses they are? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is bringing back the traditional male-female dynamic in a whole new way!

Join our server and experience what it’s like to truly worship women like they deserve. Kiss their virtual hands, give up your virtual seat for them, and hold virtual doors open like a true butler. Address them as “M’Lady” and show them the respect they deserve.

So why settle for moids who don’t know their place when you can join our server and worship women like a true gentleman? Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of the traditional, WOMAN FIRST order once again!

Minecraft SMP – /gig/ – Genshin SMP

character builds, Daily check-in rewards, FBJCMYSXCBT5KKFD1J97LTJ2, friendlist, genshin, genshin impact, GENSHINGIFT, GENSHINSUMMERNIGHT, gig, Ignition Teaser, Kaveh, Key of Khaj-Nisut, Kirara, Maps, Minecraft, NAJEWZTD7XD5, Natlan Preview Teaser, Navia, NILOU, Ningguang, Redeemable Codes, Simulators, smp, Summertide Scales and Tales, Third-Party Tools, useful links, Verdict, Wiki

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	7091
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	21	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! We don’t just build houses and mine for diamonds, we create insane stories and outrageous reasons to join our server.

Have you ever wanted to team up with a group of players who have the creativity of a mad scientist and the humor of a stand-up comedian? Well, look no further because our server is filled with players who will keep you laughing until you cry.

From epic battles with creepers to building ridiculous structures that defy all logic, our server is a non-stop rollercoaster of fun. And don’t even get us started on the crazy events we host, like the “Summertide Scales and Tales” where players have to collect rare items while dodging fire-breathing dragons.

So come join us and experience the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity, because things are about to get weird.

CriaryCraft Minecraft Server

CriaryCraft, Diary, emotional coping, emotional management, EMOTIONAL OUTLET, emotional release, emotional tracking, family arguments, family communication, family dynamics, keeping track, Minecraft, parental intervention, Petty, privacy invasion, Server, sibling conflicts, sibling fights, sibling relationship, sibling rivalry, teenage behavior, teenage drama, teenage emotions

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	6883
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	24	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22	Chimeras Created:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Herobrine Sightings:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server that will help you release your pent-up emotions? Look no further! Join our server for a wild and wacky time filled with epic adventures and crazy antics.

Imagine a world where every fit thrown by your little brother is transformed into a hilarious Minecraft event. From crying over breakfast choices to refusing to bring a jacket to Florida, we’ve got it all covered. Dive into the Criary, where every fit is documented for your amusement.

But beware, revealing the Criary to your little brother may result in epic battles and even more fits. Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos and come out on top. Who needs privacy when you have a Minecraft server full of laughs and drama?

So, are you ready to join the madness? Come on in and let the fun begin!

NoKiddieWatch2021

attitude, aunts, babysitter, Babysitting, Boundaries, college, Communication, DMV, family, Favor, Frustration, Kids, mental health, NoKiddieWatch2021, parents, RESPONSIBILITY, rude behavior, Siblings, summer break, Unpaid

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	6193
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	9836
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	17
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Runes Activated:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	7

Are you tired of babysitting a whole squad of kids while your parents are out living their best lives? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave the real world behind for a while.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about watching over any kids, siblings, cousins, or random children that show up uninvited. Instead, you can focus on building epic structures, exploring vast landscapes, and battling creepy monsters.

And if you ever feel like you’re about to lose it and lash out at someone, just remember – in Minecraft, you can unleash your rage on virtual zombies and skeletons instead of annoying little kids. Plus, there’s no judgment here if you need to take a break and blow up some TNT for stress relief.

So leave the babysitting drama behind and join our server for a wild and carefree adventure. Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can have a blast in the blocky world of Minecraft? Let’s dig in and have some fun!

PixelPleaser69

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	4908
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Zombie Dances:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Falling into the Void:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	9850	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Astral Projections Made:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	5228	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to turn you on in ways you never thought possible! Forget about women’s misconceptions, on our server, we have lava pits that will really get your heart racing. And don’t even get us started on our collection of rare diamond blocks – who needs flowers when you can have bling, am I right?

Join us for epic battles against giant spiders and zombies, where the only thing that will be rising is your excitement level. And rumor has it, there’s a secret underground dungeon where you can find the most legendary treasure of all – a block of cheese! Because who needs a fancy dinner date when you can have a cheesy snack while conquering the virtual world?

So come on over and join our server, where the only thing hotter than our lava pits is the thrill of adventure waiting for you. Who knew Minecraft could be so steamy?