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Crafty Runescape Rascals: ‘/osg/ Oldschool Shenanigans’

“Youth, 07, Brutal, Colosseum Changes, Communication, Crafty, Diaries, dragon-edition, Info, new, NPC Defence Changes, Oldschool, osg, osrs, Project Rebalance, Quests, Rascals, runescape, Shenanigans, skilling competition, twitter, Undead Pirates, Urban, Website, Wiki

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	2342
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	13	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	49
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring quests and tame creatures? Well, look no further than our Brutal Urban Youth Dragon-edition server!

Join us for epic battles against Undead Pirates, where you can show off your skills in the Colosseum and become the ultimate champion. But beware, NPC Defence Changes mean the enemies are tougher than ever before!

Looking for a challenge? Take part in our /osg/ 2024 Skilling Competition and prove you’re the best of the best. And if you’re new to the server, don’t worry – we have quests and diaries to guide you on your journey to greatness.

With a website, wiki, and Twitter page to keep you informed, you’ll never miss out on the latest updates and events. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and unleash your inner dragon-slaying, pirate-fighting, colosseum-conquering hero today!

MonkeyPawCraft: Where wishes come true… in the most unexpected ways!

cautionary tale, consequences, cursed, dark magic, Desires, eerie, FANTASY, folklore, fulfillment, Greed, monkey paw, MonkeyPawCraft, moral lesson, Mysterious, mysterious powers, regrets, Supernatural, temptation, True, unexpected, Ways, wish fulfillment, Wishes, wishing

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	9348
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Dimension Hops:	10	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server where wishes come true…kinda. Ever wanted to ride a flying pig while shooting lasers out of your eyes? Well, on our server, that’s just a regular Tuesday.

Our server is so magical, it’s like someone wished on a monkey paw to give you everything you want…but with a hilarious twist. Want a diamond sword? Sure, but it’s made out of spaghetti. Want to build a castle? Go for it, but it might just turn into a giant rubber duck halfway through.

Join us for the most unpredictable, wacky, and downright bonkers Minecraft experience of your life. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures and mishaps you’ll encounter on our server. So come on in and let the madness begin!

Blocky Bros: Where Spy X Family meets Minecraft fantasies!

aspirations, blocky, bros, cool dog, decent neighborhood, dream life, family, fantasies, fantasy fulfillment, Future, goals, homogeneous society, hot wife, ideal lifestyle, Kids, male fantasy, meets, Minecraft, nice car, nice clothes, nice house, Patriotic, perfect life, Spy, spy x family, well paying job, wish fulfillment

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	9021
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Holy Grails Found:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Are you tired of living in the real world where you have to work hard for everything you want? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server where you can live out your ultimate male fantasy without any of the pesky responsibilities!

Imagine having a hot loving wife who always has dinner ready for you in the virtual world. Your kids will be well-behaved and never talk back to you. And don’t forget about your cool dog who can do all sorts of tricks!

On our server, you’ll have a well-paying job that requires zero effort on your part. You can wear the fanciest clothes and drive the nicest car without ever worrying about money. Your house/apartment will be in the fanciest neighborhood where everyone is just like you – patriotic and homogeneous.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start living the dream life you’ve always wanted! Who needs reality when you have Minecraft?

PastaCraft: Where Italian MILFs and Creepers unite in blocky bliss!

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	8268
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Astral Amulets Crafted:	36
Astral Projections Made:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with Italian MILFs who will show you the true meaning of “block party.” Our server is so lit, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. So come join us for a spicy adventure that will leave you saying, “Mamma mia, that was one heck of a blocky good time!”

Snowy Survival: Where Europeans Adapt to the Vanishing White Blocks

acceptance, Adapt, blocks, coexistence, cultural shift, demographics, Disappearance, Diversity, ethnic diversity, ethnic replacement, Europeans, Globalization, Identity, integration, Migration, Multiculturalism, race relations, racial dynamics, Snowy, social change, society, Survival, tolerance, Vanishing, White, white race

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	9249
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Falling into the Void:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone looks the same? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a hilarious twist – the disappearance of the white race and its ethnic replacement! Join us for a wild ride as Europeans try to navigate this wacky new world. Who needs diversity when you have this level of chaos?! So come on down and see if you can survive the madness on our server!

GlitchCraft: Where the only thing that works is our sense of humor! LOL

filthy kikes, game not working, GlitchCraft, humor, lol, morally correct, Piracy, pre-order problem, refund issue, sense, Works

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	8501
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension Hops:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Buildings Constructed:	43	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Runes Activated:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11

Are you tired of dealing with broken games and not being able to get a refund? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server where the game actually works and refunds are given out like candy on Halloween! Plus, we have a strict “no kikes allowed” policy, so you can game in peace without those filthy creatures ruining your experience. Join now and experience the morally correct way to play Minecraft!

MineWatch: The Ultimate Blocky Battle Royale

battle, blocky, Clash gamemode, comics, competitive, Competitive rework, Defense Matrix, developer update, esports, Hanzo skin, Mercy spam filterlist., MineWatch, Mirrorwatch mode, Music, new hero, overwatch, OWSC Dallas Major, patch notes, Porsche Collab, Pride Event, Royale.., Runasapi Push Map, Season 10, Short stories, Trailer, Ultimate, Venture

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	3757
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	8

Hey there, Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring servers with nothing new to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most outrageous server you’ll ever come across!

Join us for Season 10 where we have a new hero named Venture who will take you on wild adventures through the Minecraft world. Our Competitive rework will have you on the edge of your seat as you battle it out for glory and bragging rights.

But that’s not all! We have Clash gamemode trials where chaos reigns supreme, Mirrorwatch mode where everything is turned upside down, and even a Pride Event to celebrate all things fabulous in the Minecraft universe.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a Porsche Collab coming soon and even a Space Ranger theme for Season 12! Plus, earn exclusive skins through our Overwatch Esports events and competitions.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server for the most insane and hilarious Minecraft experience you’ll ever have. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

ToeJamCraft: Where even your ingrown toenail can’t stop you from building epic creations!

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	9824
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Secret Passages Found:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	199	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even your toenails will experience orgasmic pleasure! Join us and rub or lightly put pressure on your in-game toenails to feel a surge of pleasure that will make your whole body tingle with excitement. Don’t worry, you’re not batshit insane, just a member of our quirky community where even the smallest details can bring immense joy. So come on in and let your virtual toes tingle with delight as you explore our wacky world filled with surprises at every turn!

LISAN AL-GAIB Minecraft Server – Where Anime Fans Unite!

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	399
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Crops Grown:	2875	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Ores Mined:	2993
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you go “Lisan al-Gaib”? Well, look no further because our server will have you shouting “Lisan al-Gaib” in excitement! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and mysterious quests that will leave you questioning reality itself. So why wait? Join now and unleash your inner otaku on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

LOLcraft: The server where everything is a joke, even the name! Join us at /TDS/ for a wild ride!

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	5195
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Ores Mined:	8552

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! This place is so wild, it should be renamed “/TDS/” (Totally Deranged Server) because that’s just how insane things get here.

Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our spawn point is a giant disco ball surrounded by dancing creepers. It’s a party 24/7 on this server!

2. The mobs here have learned how to breakdance. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie busting out some sick moves.

3. We have a secret underground lair where all the villagers are actually undercover spies. Who knew those little guys had such a dangerous side?

4. Our PvP arena is a giant lava pit surrounded by fluffy pink clouds. It’s like a battle in a dream… a really fiery dream.

So come join us on this wacky adventure and see just how bonkers Minecraft can truly be. Just remember to pack your sense of humor and leave your sanity at the door!