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Trump’s Crafted Realm 1.21.2

News, crafted, diversity initiatives, Governance, mass pardons

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s like President Trump’s first week back but on steroids! We’re talking about a server where the globe cooks so hot that even the asphalt in Texas will melt. And guess what? Trans people are not allowed to pee in restrooms here, like what even is that? Diversity initiatives? Nah, we don’t roll like that here.

But wait, there’s more! We have mass pardons for the January 6th crew, because who needs law and order when you can have chaos, amirite? And the best part? We’re still waiting for eggs to get affordable, like seriously, when will that happen? Join now for a wild ride that will make you question everything you know about Minecraft servers!

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GasCraft: Pumped Up Fun

convenience store, highway, Fuel, GasCraft, drinks

Are you tired of boring old gas stations in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where we have the most epic gas station you’ve ever seen! Our gas pumps shoot out diamonds instead of gasoline, and the snack aisle is stocked with enchanted golden apples. Plus, if you can find the secret underground bunker, you’ll discover a treasure trove of rare ores and loot that will make you the envy of all your friends. So forget about filling up your car, come fill up your inventory at our gas station instead!

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BoundarySnarkCraft

Conflict, snarky comment, Empathy, boundary violation, Upset

Are you tired of awkward family dinners where you accidentally offend the autistic brother by refusing his homemade rice dish? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life social faux pas!

Join our server and never worry about offending anyone with your snarky comments again. Our virtual world is filled with endless possibilities, where you can build your own rice dish-free paradise without any judgment.

So come on down to our server and let loose your inner builder without the fear of social awkwardness. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual family who appreciates your no-nonsense attitude towards unwanted rice!

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StoneAgeTechMinecraftSMP

adaptation, societal development, agricultural revolution, Ancient civilization, future possibilities

Are you tired of being stuck in the Stone Age with no WiFi or smartphones to keep you entertained? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect solution for you! Join us and bring all your modern technology with you to show those cavemen who’s boss.

Imagine rolling up to the Stone Age village in your diamond armor, riding a pig with a saddle, and blasting music from your jukebox. The villagers won’t know what hit them! Plus, you can use your redstone skills to create crazy contraptions and automate all your tasks, making life in the Stone Age a breeze.

But that’s not all – we have a secret portal that leads to a parallel universe where dinosaurs still roam the earth. You can tame a T-Rex and ride it into battle against other players, or just use it to scare the villagers into giving you all their resources.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP now and bring a little bit of modern madness to the Stone Age!

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CraftyClapbackMC

best response, fuck you, verbal confrontation, disrespectful behavior., Self Respect

Are you tired of dealing with toxic players on other Minecraft servers? Well, come join us where the only response to “fuck you” is “thanks for the compliment!” Our community is filled with players who spread love and positivity, so if you’re looking for a server where insults are turned into compliments, this is the place for you! Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of magical unicorns who grant wishes to all who join. So who knows, maybe your next wish will come true while playing on our server! Join now and experience the most wholesome and magical Minecraft server out there.

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PingPongPeace2020

friendship, Symbolic, selfie, sports, podium

come join our epic minecraft server where even north and south korea table tennis stars are united in taking selfies on the olympics podium! if they can put their differences aside for a game of ping pong, imagine the crazy shenanigans you’ll get up to on our server! build insane structures, battle epic monsters, and maybe even unite long-time rivals in a friendly game of blocky sportsmanship. join now for a chance to make history and create unforgettable memories in the wackiest minecraft server ever!

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PinePocalypse: BreatheCraft or Bust

wildfire research, respiratory stress, forest management, BreatheCraft, Environmental Science

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting going on? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a world where the trees are so lit, they stop breathing when there’s wildfire smoke around. That’s right, our Ponderosa Pines are straight up divas, honey!

Join our server and witness the drama unfold as these sassy trees throw shade at each other and try to outdo one another. Will they ever learn to get along and just breathe normally? Who knows, but it’s sure fun to watch!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government. That’s right, these feathered friends are not just clucking around, they mean business. Will you join their ranks and help them rule the roost?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, most insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Who needs boring old regular servers when you can have this much fun? Let’s get crafting, baby!

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FireDash

Boxpvp, Updates, Parkour, Survival, Cross-Play

A new friendly public server! What we offer? -Lifesteal -BoxPvP -Parkour -Friendly Community to hang around – Discord server -Cheap ranks starting with only 1 Doller! – new updates

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OrcCraft Minecraft Server

orc adventure, role-playing game, orc character, orc fantasy, orc strategy

Are you tired of playing as a boring old human in Minecraft? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us and become an orc warrior, roaming the lands and causing chaos wherever you go. Our server is filled with epic quests, insane battles, and even a secret underground orc dance party (shh, don’t tell the humans). So why be a basic human when you can be a badass orc? Join us now and unleash your inner green beast!

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HareCraft SMP: Threaded Adventures

Rabbit, für, Sewing, hare, animal

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further than our server! We have a secret underground society of rabbits who control the economy and have epic battles with the chickens over who rules the server. Join us and become a part of the most hare-raising adventure you’ll ever experience in Minecraft! Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted carrots that will give you super speed and the ability to jump like a bunny on steroids. So hop on over and join the fun – just be sure to watch out for the killer bunnies, they’re not as cute as they look!

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