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Poo Pals Minecraft Server

bathroom humor, bathroom slang, bathroom talk, bathroom vocabulary, bodily functions, bodily waste, excrement, feces, funny sayings, Minecraft, PALS, Pee, peep, Poo, Poop, potty humor, restroom humor, scatological language, Server, slang terms, synonyms, toilet jokes, Waste

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	1273
Rating:	4.3 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

hey yo welcome to dis minecraft server where the grass is purple and the cows can fly. if u join dis server, u will be blessed by the minecraft gods with unlimited diamonds and a pet dragon that farts rainbows.

we have a secret underground city filled with dancing llamas and a rollercoaster made out of TNT. if u dare to ride it, u might just end up in a land of talking creepers who only speak in riddles.

our staff team consists of unicorns and wizards who grant wishes to all players who can do the chicken dance for 10 minutes straight.

so come join us on dis epic adventure where the only limit is your imagination…and the occasional glitch that turns all the pigs into giant marshmallows.

Dual Rulers Minecraft 1.21.3

1.21.3, Anime, anime canon, anime story, anime trailer, canon, DUAL, DUAL RULERS, games, guilty gear, Guilty Gear anime, Guilty Gear games, Guilty Gear story, Guilty Gear Strive, Minecraft, new, new anime trailer, rulers, Story, Trailer

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	1238
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Farms Harvested:	559	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Epic Quests Completed:	10
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Yo, bro, have you seen the new trailer for the anime of Guilty Gear? It’s like, totally lit, man! The animation is off the charts and the story is like, canon with the games, right?

Join our Minecraft server if you wanna experience the epicness of Guilty Gear in blocky form! We got crazy builds inspired by the characters, like Sol Badguy’s flaming sword fortress and Ky Kiske’s heavenly castle.

But wait, there’s more! We have custom mods that let you unleash special moves like Dragon Install and Ride the Lightning. It’s like, a whole new level of PvP madness, bro.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s rock, dude! It’s gonna be a wild ride full of pixelated mayhem and epic battles. Let’s goooooo!

MommaCraft

Boundaries, celebration, Communication, difficult decisions, Emotional Abuse, family, family dynamics, forgiveness, mental health, MommaCraft, Mother Daughter, narcissistic behavior, parenting, personal growth, relationships, self-care, special occasions, toxic relationships, vow renewal, Wedding

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	2059
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	1

Are you tired of dealing with drama on your special day? Join our Minecraft server where there are no toxic family members allowed! Our server is a safe space for all players, where you can build your dream wedding venue without any narcissistic, bipolar, binge-drinking relatives ruining the fun.

Imagine a world where your mom can’t make snarky comments about your dress or demand to be seated far away from your dad. On our server, you can invite whoever you want to your virtual wedding without any ridiculous demands or drama. Plus, there’s no need to worry about your kids getting involved in family feuds – they can just enjoy the game and have a blast!

So, why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and say goodbye to family drama on your special day. Build your dream wedding venue, invite your friends, and let the celebrations begin! It’s time to game on and leave the real-life drama behind.

CraftyCitizenshipQuest

citizenship applications, citizenship barriers, citizenship criteria, citizenship difficulties, citizenship hurdles, citizenship laws, citizenship obstacles, citizenship process, citizenship qualifications, citizenship regulations, citizenship requirements, citizenship restrictions, citizenship struggles, citizenship tests, CraftyCitizenshipQuest, difficult citizenship, global citizenship, immigration challenges

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	9095
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Void Gems Collected:	35
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	6611	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	28

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where gaining citizenship is harder than trying to tame a wild Ender Dragon! Our server is so exclusive, even the creepers need a visa to enter.

Join us if you’re ready to embark on the craziest citizenship journey of your life. Rumor has it that the only way to become a citizen is to defeat the mighty Wither Boss in a game of rock-paper-scissors. And trust us, that Wither Boss is a pro at throwing down some serious shapes.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest block in all of Minecraft – the elusive Rainbow Diamond Block. Legend has it that whoever finds this block will be granted instant citizenship and a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

So come on over and test your luck on our server. Who knows, you might just become a citizen faster than a zombie can break down a wooden door.

HebrewCraft: Weapon Swap Fun!

arms trade, Conflict Resolution, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, Fun, Geopolitical, handover, HebrewCraft, hezbollah, idf, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, military cooperation, russia, SECURITY, seized weapons, Swap, Ukraine, weapon, weapons

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	9994
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Cursed Lands Purified:	3

so, liek, dis server is da bomb diggity, man. u gotta join cuz we got russian weapons from hezbollah dat we gonna give to ukraine. yea, u heard me right. we out here playin minecraft but also doin international diplomacy. come join da fun and maybe u can negotiate some deals too. who knows, maybe ukraine will give u a diamond sword in return. ain’t no server like dis one, so come on and join da madness.

Plasma Party: Fluctuation Fun

#supercomputer, advanced computing, computational science, computer modeling, Conjunction, coupled generation, data analysis, distribution function, energetic particles, experimental validation, fluctuation, Fun, particle dynamics, Party, PHYSICS., Plasma, plasma fluctuations, plasma physics, reproduce, researchers, scientific discovery, scientific research, simulation, Technology

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	9294
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	31
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	57	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12

come join our minecraft server where we make plasma fluctuations look like child’s play! our supercomputer is so powerful, it can reproduce TWO plasma fluctuations at once! when the first one starts growin’, it messes up all them energetic particles and BAM the second one shows up like it’s nobody’s business. it’s like a party in the plasma world, and you’re invited! who knew minecraft could be so electrifying? join now for a shockingly good time!

Janitor’s Closet SMP

[LGBTQ+ Friendly], 15, building, Characters, Cities, CLOSET, Community, culture, Discord, Environment, Janitors, Lore, nation, Religions, Roleplay, Scenarios, smp, Story, Towns, Villages, Whitelist, Wiki, Worldbuilding

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	5715
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Endless Legions Commanded:	37
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	32	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Void Gems Collected:	11	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Love Letters Sent:	10	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10

Janitor’s Closet Minecraft Server

Overview
Hey ya’ll! JC is a Roleplay-Worldbuilding server where we try to make a full fictional world. We want to give players a fun atmosphere where you can make your own culture, nation, story, and impact! Play as normal everyday people, or make something of yourself. Lore is entirely made by the players, have your characters play out scenarios and develop them as your environment goes. There isn’t necessarily a build theme or style, just as long as there’s a reason lore wise behind it, although its important to note that we don’t let huge scale and megabuilds slide. (Towns, Villages, Cities are totally fine! Just not massive buildings that take up a quarter of the map) Culture and religions are player made and built, don’t forget that there’s always someone you can join! We have a friendly community that can help you get started in the server. Joining our Discord is required, everyone who joins does have to fill out a quick app after reading the rules, this is so that we filter out any bad folks and goons.

Overview

Hey ya’ll! JC is a Roleplay-Worldbuilding server where we try to make a full fictional world. We want to give players a fun atmosphere where you can make your own culture, nation, story, and impact! Play as normal everyday people, or make something of yourself. Lore is entirely made by the players, have your characters play out scenarios and develop them as your environment goes. There isn’t necessarily a build theme or style, just as long as there’s a reason lore wise behind it, although its important to note that we don’t let huge scale and megabuilds slide. (Towns, Villages, Cities are totally fine! Just not massive buildings that take up a quarter of the map) Culture and religions are player made and built, don’t forget that there’s always someone you can join! We have a friendly community that can help you get started in the server. Joining our Discord is required, everyone who joins does have to fill out a quick app after reading the rules, this is so that we filter out any bad folks and goons.

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is Janitor’s Closet Minecraft Server?	JC is a Roleplay-Worldbuilding server where players can create their own culture, nation, and story within a fictional world.
Are there any build restrictions?	While there isn’t a strict build theme or style, massive buildings that take up a quarter of the map are not allowed. Towns, Villages, and Cities are encouraged.
How can I join the server?	Joining the Discord server is required, and all new members must fill out a quick application after reading the rules.
Can I create my own culture and religion?	Yes, players are encouraged to create their own cultures and religions within the server.

The Ivory Trail 1.21.1

1.21.1, activism, back, civil rights, discrimination, Diversity, equality, inclusion, INEQUALITY, Ivory, MOTHERFUCKERS, Oppression, power, prejudice, Privilege, protest, racism, social justice, society, Supremacy, systemic racism, Trail, white men

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	2308
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Villages Defended:	16	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	21
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Star Shards Collected:	212	Dark Rituals Completed:	4

Yo, listen up, we got a Minecraft server where the white men are back and they’re taking over like it’s 1492 all over again!

Join us for some crazy adventures where you can build your own empire and conquer the land like a true colonizer.

We’ve got crazy mods that will make you question reality, like flying pigs and exploding chickens.

And if that’s not enough, we’ve got a secret underground society of llamas plotting to overthrow the server – are you brave enough to join the resistance?

So come on, join us on this wild ride and let’s show those pixelated natives who’s boss!

AlarmBlocker Minecraft Server

ALARM, AlarmBlocker, annoyance, Classes, college, Communication, compromise, Conflict, Dawn, dorm, heavy sleeper, light sleeper, Minecraft, morning routine, PRAYER, Religious, resolution, roommate, Server, Sleep, switch off, tired, Understanding

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	4928
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Dragons Tamed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	1290
Dragon Scales Harvested:	286	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner prankster? Look no further! Join our server for a wild time filled with outrageous antics and crazy adventures.

Just like the OP’s roommate, you’ll encounter all sorts of characters with different beliefs and practices. Maybe you’ll even come across a player who sets off alarms at dawn to wake up and perform a ritual in-game! Will you be the one to sabotage their alarm clock and cause chaos in the virtual world?

Join now for a chance to pull off epic pranks, make new friends, and navigate through dorm room drama like never before. Who knows, you might even earn the title of the ultimate prankster on our server!

ChildhoodBFFsGForElse

anger, Boundaries, ChildhoodBFFsGForElse, Communication, Conflict, consequences, Disrespect, emotions, forgiveness, friendship, harm, Jealousy, mental health, relationships, Sadness, self-care, Support, toxic behavior, Trauma, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	6366
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Gods Slained:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	6296	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama and friendship intertwine in the most unexpected ways! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the rollercoaster of emotions in the story above.

Looking for a server where you can experience the thrill of falling out with friends, only to reconnect and fall out again? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for those who enjoy a good old-fashioned friendship rollercoaster.

Join us and experience the joy of trying to hook up your friend with your crush, only to end up falling for them yourself. And let’s not forget the excitement of cutting ties with toxic friends and dealing with the aftermath. It’s all part of the fun on our server!

So, if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us and see where the drama-filled journey takes you. Who knows, you might even find yourself questioning if you’re the asshole in the end. It’s all part of the adventure on our server!

VintageVibesCraft

1900s, Advancements, Antiques, Artifacts, culture, customs, Forgotten, History, inventions, Lifestyle, memorabilia, Nostalgia, obsolete, past, progress, Relics, society, Technology, Traditions, vintage, VintageVibesCraft

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	8812
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Alien Abductions:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

What’s something that people had in the 1900s that we don’t have now? A time machine to join our Minecraft server! Yes, that’s right, our server is so epic that people from the past are dying to join us. We’ve got pixelated dinosaurs roaming around, secret treasure chests filled with virtual gold, and even a portal to a parallel universe where pigs fly and creepers do the cha-cha. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride through time and space on our mind-blowing Minecraft server!