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Poo Pals Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	2505
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Enchantments Applied:	127
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

hey yo welcome to dis minecraft server where the grass is purple and the cows can fly. if u join dis server, u will be blessed by the minecraft gods with unlimited diamonds and a pet dragon that farts rainbows.

we have a secret underground city filled with dancing llamas and a rollercoaster made out of TNT. if u dare to ride it, u might just end up in a land of talking creepers who only speak in riddles.

our staff team consists of unicorns and wizards who grant wishes to all players who can do the chicken dance for 10 minutes straight.

so come join us on dis epic adventure where the only limit is your imagination…and the occasional glitch that turns all the pigs into giant marshmallows.

God’s Playground Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	4214
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Void Gems Collected:	19
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9

Welcome to the most divine Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! Join us and experience the power of building and crafting in the presence of the Almighty. Our server is blessed with infinite diamonds, so you’ll never have to worry about running out of bling while you’re creating your epic builds.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground temple where players can embark on a quest to find the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Destiny. Rumor has it that whoever wields this pickaxe will have the power to mine through bedrock and reach the depths of the Nether in record time.

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can take on the challenge of taming the elusive Ender Dragon, who has made our server its home. Legend has it that whoever defeats the dragon will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So come join us on this epic journey of building, crafting, and conquering the forces of darkness. Remember, on this server, you’re not just a player – you’re a Child of God!

Big Breasts vs Rukia Minecraft SMP

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	7962
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Runes Activated:	5	Star Shards Collected:	288
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Divine Spears Created:	29

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only way to measure success is by comparing the size of your virtual character’s breasts to Rukia from Bleach! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy builds, and plenty of laughs as we strive to answer life’s most pressing questions. Will you be the one to finally settle the debate on who has the biggest boobs in the game? Join now and find out!

‘Yeehaw Minecraft Server’

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	3842
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Secret Passages Found:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	3

Are you tired of boring old servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, Americans be like “Five tomatoes” is the norm! Why settle for the same old routine when you can join us and experience the madness of trying to count tomatoes in Minecraft?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Tomato King, a mysterious figure who roams the land throwing tomatoes at unsuspecting players. Will you be the one to uncover the truth behind this fruity ruler?

Join now and embark on a tomato-filled adventure like no other. Who knows, you might just become the Tomato Prince(ss) of the server!

Dirty 2025 Minecraft SMP

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	6638
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Buildings Constructed:	46	Epic Shields Constructed:	37
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Enchantments Applied:	108	Endless Legions Commanded:	47

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server in 2025 is going to be dirtier than ever! And we mean that literally – we have a whole biome made entirely of dirt! Join us for the ultimate challenge of surviving in a world where dirt is the new diamond.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over all poultry in the land. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in battle, you will be rewarded with a never-ending supply of chicken nuggets.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. Just watch out for the zombie DJ – he’s known for dropping some killer beats.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server in 2025 for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared to get your hands dirty (literally)!

Blame Her Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	3912
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Animals Bred:	168	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	16	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Zombie Dances:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as Suisei’s sudden shift in music taste? Look no further! Our server is like a Hololive concert gone wrong, with former professional idols running amok and causing chaos.

Join us if you’re tired of the same old cute karaoke sessions and want to experience a more mature side of Minecraft. Who knows, you might even catch Suisei herself trying to navigate the world of mature content while still wearing her signature idol outfit.

Forget about building cute anime-inspired structures, it’s time to embrace the chaos and let your creativity run wild. So come on, join our server and witness the madness unfold – just don’t be surprised if you find yourself caught up in a karaoke battle with a former idol!

The Promised Land Awaits Minecraft SMP

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	3908
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	18	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a virtual Japan trip in 2025 – full of excitement, adventure, and probably a few giant robots!

Join us on our server and experience the wonders of the Promised Land, where diamonds flow like water and creepers wear kimonos. Our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you laughing as you build your own virtual empire.

But beware, rumors say that there is a secret hot spring hidden somewhere on the server, guarded by a ninja panda who only speaks in haikus. Will you be the one to find it and soak in its mystical powers?

So pack your virtual bags and get ready for the trip of a lifetime. Join our SMP today and let the craziness begin! Who needs a Japan trip in 2025 when you can have all the fun right here in Minecraft?

Banjo’s Fear Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	8863
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2304	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, fear not my friend, because our server is the craziest, wildest, most bananas Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

Picture this: Miyamoto, the legendary game designer, is running for his life from Banjo, the lovable bear from the hit video game series. Why is Miyamoto so afraid? Because on our server, Banjo has been given superpowers and is wreaking havoc everywhere he goes!

But that’s not all – we’ve also got a secret underground lair where Steve and Herobrine are engaged in an epic battle for control of the server. Who will come out on top? Only time will tell!

So if you’re ready for non-stop action, insane storylines, and a whole lot of laughs, then come join us on our Minecraft server. Just be prepared to run for your life when Banjo comes charging towards you!

The Kanauru of Minecraft SMP Video Editors

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	7179
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Emeralds Found:	7624	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Runes Activated:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than The Kanauru of video editors! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Legend has it that on this server, the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of exploding. That’s right, you’ll never have to worry about your precious builds getting blown up again! And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that every player gets their own personal unicorn mount to ride around on? That’s right, unicorns in Minecraft. It’s a game-changer.

But wait, there’s more! The Kanauru of video editors is home to the most epic PvP battles you’ll ever experience. Picture this: you and your friends riding into battle on your trusty unicorns, armed with enchanted diamond swords and potions galore. It’s a sight to behold, let me tell you.

So what are you waiting for? Join The Kanauru of video editors today and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even become the next legendary video editor of the server!

🟣 | qkwa reborn – 1.21 | START OF THE FIRST SEASON 🟣 Minecraft server

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	3146
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Votes:	6960
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2

qkwareborn is a completely new semi-vanilla server that runs on paid hosting!

At the moment, the passage is absolutely free – you fill out an application and it is accepted within a day!

The creator of the server will strive to cultivate the maximum vibe on the server so that all players feel comfort and peace of mind when playing on this server.

Since the server is still under development, the server address will be announced during November/December

The server will have a small list of plugins to make our server much more interesting and colorful!

Our server is much more different in that it is completely new and more positive than the others.

95.217.53.173:25639

Agent Arrest Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	4624
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	39
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	2387	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can unleash your inner secret agent and join the ranks of MI6! Our server is so intense that even real MI6 agents are getting in on the action – just ask Daniel Travis, who was arrested in Georgia for breaking into a parliament building during massive protests.

Join us for epic battles against riot police with firework machine guns, just like our fearless MI6 agent did. Our server is so wild that it will make you feel like you’re in the middle of a real-life protest in Tbilisi, complete with water cannons and thousands of angry protesters.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and become a part of the craziest, most action-packed Minecraft experience you’ve ever seen. Who needs the EU when you can have all this excitement right at your fingertips?